View Full Version : What is the most counter revolutionary food?
Drowzy_Shooter
27th March 2012, 05:07
I'm gonna say truffles
sithsaber
27th March 2012, 05:10
Es cargo- even its name sounds like a bourgeois excess.
NewLeft
27th March 2012, 05:10
caviar lol I don't know..
Ostrinski
27th March 2012, 05:29
Es cargo is fucking amazing. Caviar not so much. I'd say sweetbreads are pretty reactionary. Whoever came up with the idea of eating bull nads is one hell of a fascist
Lobotomy
27th March 2012, 05:39
Mushrooms because fuck them.
Prometeo liberado
27th March 2012, 05:56
Why is it that if it sounds French then it must be counter revolutionary?
sithsaber
27th March 2012, 06:22
Why is it that if it sounds French then it must be counter revolutionary?
The french language is a bourgeois excess.
PC LOAD LETTER
27th March 2012, 06:36
Es cargo- even its name sounds like a bourgeois excess.
no fuck you
Es cargo is fucking amazing. Caviar not so much. I'd say sweetbreads are pretty reactionary. Whoever came up with the idea of eating bull nads is one hell of a fascist
this guy gets it
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les escargots
Prometeo liberado
27th March 2012, 06:38
The french language is a bourgeois excess.
Damn it!
hatzel
27th March 2012, 10:16
Actually I'd say that the more 'sophisticated' the food is the less 'counter-revolutionary' it is, as it aims for something higher, an improvement of status. It's 'counter-revolutionary' to content oneself with lowliness, much less to worship it, and thus the most 'counter-revolutionary' of the foods would also be the lowliest...
...that said I do love mămăligă and lentil pottage and eating nothing but potatoes and sauerkraut for days on end. Fuck the revolution I want to be a peasant! :tt1:
ed miliband
27th March 2012, 11:15
Actually I'd say that the more 'sophisticated' the food is the less 'counter-revolutionary' it is, as it aims for something higher, an improvement of status. It's 'counter-revolutionary' to content oneself with lowliness, much less to worship it, and thus the most 'counter-revolutionary' of the foods would also be the lowliest...
exactly this
caviar for all!
dodger
27th March 2012, 12:28
Spotted Dick! Custard. Jam Rolly-Polly..Faggots and mash...strange to see British Aristo's tucking in along with MP's And Captains of Commerce. Scene from Dickens. Must be Spartan Public School nostalgia. The devil don't always have the best tunes. Personally, eat what the locals are eating. When touring a country or sailing we would always ask local person where to eat and what local speciality was. Disasters yes. Here they love to see the White man suffer. Gecko-rat-bat-snake-cockroach-Soup No.5, (5 types of penis)- Dodger does not entertain the notion of defeat. White Pride. Still it entertains those sadists. There is always local grog to wash down any bacteria. Rum.
Snobbery has to be paid for. Food in short supply too. Bugger that, Oysters used to be a poor man's food. Ma said they served them every night at chucking out time in the pub she was brought up in. Cod is now pound for pound more expensive than best steak. Wine snobbery, for the birds, fools. There are great cuisines in the world French Thai..Chinese..Italian..anybody care to recommend any more to me? I am all ears! I'll try anything once....if it don't kill me, it will make me stronger!!
Good food and good wine the great pleasures of life...far too good for the rich....and of course good company.
Leonid Brozhnev
27th March 2012, 14:48
Nothing, as long as the workers own the means of consumption.
Anarpest
27th March 2012, 15:40
Broccoli. It is the symbol of authoritarianism, and a dread for children everywhere.
Blake's Baby
27th March 2012, 15:41
AsiniDiabolica wins the internets for awesome.
Totally agree that shit food is counter-revolutionary. Big Mac and Coke probably.
Wasn't caviar peasant food in Russia?
And I can't believe how many people don't know what l'escargot is. And if people don't like snails, would they eat shellfish? And if so, what's the difference?
My youngest kid really likes broccolli. He does a little dance when we have it. He really likes asparagus too.
Anarpest
27th March 2012, 15:48
My youngest kid really likes broccolli. He does a little dance when we have it. He really likes asparagus too.
Class traitor.
Princess Luna
27th March 2012, 16:35
Irish children
Ele'ill
27th March 2012, 21:17
Foie gras
ColonelCossack
27th March 2012, 21:20
Cottage Cheese. oK maybe it's not counterrevolutionary but it's fucking disgusting. It's just... off milk... why???????
Nox
27th March 2012, 21:24
Kebabs. They taste like shit unless you're drunk.
hatzel
27th March 2012, 21:27
Cottage Cheese. oK maybe it's not counterrevolutionary but it's fucking disgusting. It's just... off milk... why???????
Well all cheese is just off milk, really. The only difference is that, say, cheddar is sooooo off it's actually turned into a solid block...
Enjoy your cheese sarnies, everybody! :lol:
¿Que?
27th March 2012, 21:33
MacDonalds. And it must be pronounced by over-enunciating the second "a" like Dave Letterman does.
NoPasaran1936
27th March 2012, 21:46
I FUCKING HATE LIVER AND BACON. LOVE BACON, HATE LIVER.
Shit compiled by the bourgeoisie for the proletariat because they wanted all the good stuff. When the revolution comes, we'll force all the scum to eat liver.
Prometeo liberado
27th March 2012, 22:28
I FUCKING HATE LIVER AND BACON. LOVE BACON, HATE LIVER.
Shit compiled by the bourgeoisie for the proletariat because they wanted all the good stuff. When the revolution comes, we'll force all the scum to eat liver.
Can we make them eat their own livers?
PC LOAD LETTER
27th March 2012, 22:32
Can we make them eat their own livers?
They have to eat eachothers livers.
Kinda like Prometheus and the eagle
Leonid Brozhnev
27th March 2012, 22:34
Liver is fucking awesome, goose livers on a bed of caramelised apple slices is probably the best thing I've ever tasted, so don't be hatin.
Liver is toxic in large quantities, so you'll probably end up killing the consumer as well as the donor. Of course, they don't need to know.
ColonelCossack
28th March 2012, 12:03
They have to eat eachothers livers.
Kinda like Prometheus and the eagle
Wasn't it a vulture? :confused:
I may be wrong...
Искра
28th March 2012, 12:13
Kebabs. They taste like shit unless you're drunk.
You are a fucking idiot... that's only thing I can eat when I leave Croatia... food in West Europe tastes like shit
PC LOAD LETTER
28th March 2012, 16:27
Wasn't it a vulture? :confused:
I may be wrong...
Prometheus and the eagle/vulture/dodo/kiwi, whatever kind of bird it was.
Raúl Duke
28th March 2012, 17:05
Crab Legs & Lobster & Shrimp
L'Escargot
Certain weird Brit food with funny names, like spotted dick (I'm not particularly singling the British out, I do like Fish and Chips and other British things but certain other things they do is off)
I prefer pig liver over goose liver...but I seldom eat either because it's bad for my health.
Certain kinds of processed vegan meat substitutions
Fried Oreo (soo goood but yet obviously decadent; it taste good in your mouth but it upsets the stomach)
Certain kinds of lettuce
Broccolli, Asparagus, and certain distasteful greens
and others
An archist
28th March 2012, 19:55
Kebabs. They taste like shit unless you're drunk.
Slander and lies
An archist
28th March 2012, 19:56
Why has nobody said foie gras?
Welshy
28th March 2012, 20:12
Everyone in here that listed a food I like is revisionist and should be sent to a gulag (I'm not going to tell you who but you will have run in with my secret police tonight).
Why has nobody said foie gras?
some one did on the first page.
lombas
28th March 2012, 20:52
This is how the bourgeois wins hearts all around the world.
http://leonidas-alkmaar.ziltsysteem.nl/customers/leonidas-alkmaar.ziltsysteem.nl/galerij/slogan_home.png
Ostrinski
28th March 2012, 23:21
Crab & Lobster & Shrimp
L'Escargot
Certain weird Brit food with funny names, like spotted dick (I'm not particularly singling the British out, I do like Fish and Chips and other British things but certain other things they do is off)
I prefer pig liver over goose liver...but I seldom eat either because it's bad for my health.
Certain kinds of processed vegan meat substitutions
Fried Oreo (soo goood but yet obviously decadent; it taste good in your mouth but it upsets the stomach)
Certain kinds of lettuce
Broccolli, Asparagus, and certain distasteful greens
and othersI challenge you to a death match
PC LOAD LETTER
29th March 2012, 00:42
Ferrero Rocher is pretty bougie
MacDonalds. And it must be pronounced by over-enunciating the second "a" like Dave Letterman does.
Use the Japanese transliteration ... Makudonarudo
Leonid Brozhnev
29th March 2012, 01:53
Brussels sprout, for sharing it's name with a certain city with ties to a certain capitalist union. As well and looking like a 100 year old Ferrero Rocher and being unpalatable to most sane human beings.
NewLeft
29th March 2012, 02:08
Ferrero Rocher is pretty bougie
That's so petite-bourgeois, the imported belgium chocolate is bougie
Drosophila
29th March 2012, 03:53
Irish children
Is this a reference to something?
Ostrinski
29th March 2012, 06:32
Brussels sprout, for sharing it's name with a certain city with ties to a certain capitalist union. As well and looking like a 100 year old Ferrero Rocher and being unpalatable to most sane human beings.Have you ever had fried brussels sprout? God damn, one of the best things on this earth.
PC LOAD LETTER
29th March 2012, 06:40
Brussels sprout, for sharing it's name with a certain city with ties to a certain capitalist union. As well and looking like a 100 year old Ferrero Rocher and being unpalatable to most sane human beings.
If I like grilled Brussels sprouts, does that make me a fascist?
Have you ever had fried brussels sprout? God damn, one of the best things on this earth.
No, but I'm going to try this
Prometeo liberado
29th March 2012, 06:45
I know what isn't the most counter revolutionary food.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/1/26/1264530835592/Krupskaya-chocolate-001.jpg
Krupskaya chocolate before and after its brand makeover.
Raúl Duke
29th March 2012, 14:23
I challenge you to a death match
Bring it! :D
(I made a mistake though on one thing, I meant crab legs. I like crab meat, but not crab legs...too "watery" tasting when I tried it.)
Rusty Shackleford
29th March 2012, 17:24
Is this a reference to something?
i believe so. i think it has something to do with malthus. i may be wrong.
Landsharks eat metal
29th March 2012, 17:33
i believe so. i think it has something to do with malthus. i may be wrong.
I assumed it was an allusion to Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.
Rusty Shackleford
29th March 2012, 17:44
I assumed it was an allusion to Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.
ah thats what it was. yeah.
for some reason i thought malthus wrote about it, since he was all like "kill the poor"
Doflamingo
30th March 2012, 02:40
Nothing, as long as the workers own the means of consumption.
I laughed for 5 minutes after reading this.
Ostrinski
30th March 2012, 08:34
No, but I'm going to try thisI like to make a whole bunch of them. It's a good snack to share with someone while watching a movie or something.
Leonid Brozhnev
30th March 2012, 10:42
If I like grilled Brussels sprouts, does that make me a fascist?
Depends... does eating grilled sprouts transform you into a rabid nationalist like some fucked up white supremacist Popeye spin-off? If so then yes... yes it does.
I laughed for 5 minutes after reading this.
Because it's true. Except for sprouts.
PC LOAD LETTER
30th March 2012, 16:39
Depends... does eating grilled sprouts transform you into a rabid nationalist like some fucked up white supremacist Popeye spin-off? If so then yes... yes it does.
Because it's true. Except for sprouts.
Well, you've posited that Brussels sprouts are counter-revolutionary. I didn't know where exactly they fit in the counter-revolutionary bloc.
Comrade Samuel
30th March 2012, 23:09
The babies that Stalin had supposedly eaten.
Firebrand
31st March 2012, 01:13
Salad and other diet foods for they are an instrument of class oppression and patriarchy and other stuff that sounds dramatic and evil.
Sir Comradical
31st March 2012, 01:46
There's this delicacy in north-eastern India where they starve a puppy, feed it lots of rice, kill it, and eat the rice inside the puppy. Definitely counter-revolutionary!
PC LOAD LETTER
31st March 2012, 01:59
There's this delicacy in north-eastern India where they starve a puppy, feed it lots of rice, kill it, and eat the rice inside the puppy. Definitely counter-revolutionary!
.... really?
I know other cultures eat dog sometimes, but .... starving it first??
Prometeo liberado
31st March 2012, 02:54
Hands down Baked Alaska:
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Ostrinski
31st March 2012, 05:26
There's this delicacy in north-eastern India where they starve a puppy, feed it lots of rice, kill it, and eat the rice inside the puppy. Definitely counter-revolutionary!How the fuck can someone do that to a cute little puppy. Impossible for me to understand
sithsaber
31st March 2012, 05:33
How the fuck can someone do that to a cute little puppy. Impossible for me to understand
Starved puppies are delicious fyi. Don't knock it till you try it
Ostrinski
31st March 2012, 05:34
Starved puppies are delicious fyi. Don't knock it till you try itYour cell will be waiting after the revolution
sithsaber
31st March 2012, 05:39
Your cell will be waiting after the revolution
Thats just another reason to purge you before it occurs.
Sir Comradical
1st April 2012, 22:19
.... really?
I know other cultures eat dog sometimes, but .... starving it first??
Well if you want ONLY rice in the belly then you have to starve it. Cruel shit.
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