Religion is Poison

[Bostana]

So my class-mates were getting into religion. I over heard and asked them what they were arguing about they told me They were debating about Catholics worshiping Mary.

I asked why do you guy's even get into this religious stuff? They said screw off and got get killed by Jesus and I said you know it doesn't matter, Religion is Poison. Then they started flipping out saying I am going to Hell and that I should wait till the end of the world and get killed by Jesus.
Then I said If I do go to Hell i would make Satan my *****. That really got them mad so eventually they told the teacher.

[Guy Incognito]

Cool story broski. :rolleyes:

[Brosa Luxemburg]

So my class-mates were getting into religion. I over heard and asked them what they were arguing about they told me They were debating about Catholics worshiping Mary.

I asked why do you guy's even get into this religious stuff? They said screw off and got get killed by Jesus and I said you know it doesn't matter, Religion is Poison. Then they started flipping out saying I am going to Hell and that I should wait till the end of the world and get killed by Jesus.
Then I said If I do go to Hell i would make Satan my *****. That really got them mad so eventually they told the teacher.

I would have said that every fascist and totalitarian society has used fear to get the populace to side with it and uncritically obey. If you believe in god because of some fear of hell, then you are an idiot!

If god is all powerful and all good, and can stop evil if he wants, than why doesn't he/she? Either god does not exist or the god of the bible does not exist. If god is not all good and is actually a little sadistic, then why the hell worship him/her?

Luckily, there is no god so it doesn't matter. :D

[bcbm]

moved to chit chat

[Book O'Dead]

So my class-mates were getting into religion. I over heard and asked them what they were arguing about they told me They were debating about Catholics worshiping Mary.

I asked why do you guy's even get into this religious stuff? They said screw off and got get killed by Jesus and I said you know it doesn't matter, Religion is Poison. Then they started flipping out saying I am going to Hell and that I should wait till the end of the world and get killed by Jesus.
Then I said If I do go to Hell i would make Satan my *****. That really got them mad so eventually they told the teacher.

Religion is not poison; it's the "opium of the masses."

[Rafiq]

Just troll. Say you are a satan worshiper.

[Franz Fanonipants]

a very exciting story

[hatzel]

Jesus be killin killin killin

[sithsaber]

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I asked why do you guy's even get into this religious stuff? They said screw off and got get killed by Jesus and I said you know it doesn't matter, Religion is Poison. Then they started flipping out saying I am going to Hell and that I should wait till the end of the world and get killed by Jesus.


1. This sounds like high school. Everyone in high school is either extremely awkward, mentally handicapped or mentally disturbed (trust me i know;)). Don't troll.

2. Most people are only superficially religious and almost all adolescents are sacrilegious. "Go get killed by Jesus" isn't the Christian response.

3. "All religion is Poison" is both an obvious troll remark and not necessarily true. If it is really an opiate, it does have some wonderful medicinal properties. Based on that kind of logic all atheism is nihilistic douchebaggery. Why? Because fuck you that's why (says the guy looking for a fight)

4. This is unworthy of revleft's attention. I didn't log on to this site to listen to somebody ***** about highschool:Djkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
Seriously this is no big deal but that kind of sums up what everyone is thinking THIS IS NO BIG DEAL. Forget trivialities and resign yourself to Sophia, who hopefully will make you useful to the cause.

[Bostana]

a very exciting story

I know you can feel the rush as you read the words

[hatzel]

I know you can feel the rush as you read the words

A rush of indifference, I assume?

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Don't believe in Christianity? GET KILLED BY JESUS!

Lol, da fok?

[Ostrinski]

This is sooooooo high school

[Leonid Brozhnev]

Tell them to stop being such tossers and go smoke some drugs like your supposed to in high school. Or maybe high school here is different...

[lombas]

Why do you even bother?