Imaginary bar brawls between famous revolutionaries

[Drowzy_Shooter]

In these topics, we'll discuss who would win in a bar brawl between the 2 individuals.

First:

Drunk Castro vs Sober Stalin?

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IMO, Castro would win, via a major height advantage.

[Prometeo liberado]

In these topics, we'll discuss who would win in a bar brawl between the 2 individuals.

First:

Drunk Castro vs Sober Stalin?

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IMO, Castro would win, via a major height advantage.

Are you crazy!? Stalin was a nut grabber from way back in the day. The fact that Castro had the height advantage only serves Stalins methods better. The height disadvantage enables Stalin to be within arms reach of a twist and pull nut grab. No, Castro hasn't a chance. Plus, as soon as Castro's not looking, you know Beria is gonna bust out with an ankle bite. Please think these things through before they are posted, jees!

[Drowzy_Shooter]

Are you crazy!? Stalin was a nut grabber from way back in the day. The fact that Castro had the height advantage only serves Stalins methods better. The height disadvantage enables Stalin to be within arms reach of a twist and pull nut grab. No, Castro hasn't a chance. Plus, as soon as Castro's not looking, you know Beria is gonna bust out with an ankle bite. Please think these things through before they are posted, jees!

I counter your stalin nut grab with my Castro face kick

[The Douche]

Dude, 9 times out of 10 a sober person will win against a drunk.

[ed miliband]

cmoney vs ernest hemingway (as a young man in paris)

[Sasha]

Fuck barfights, anarchists would just bring the worlds first carbomb
http://crimemagazine.com/images/Wallstreetbomb.jpg
Overkill all the way...

Although Emma Goldman with her horsewhip when she flogged Most in public was pretty rad.
Isnt there a pic of trotsky with a whip too? Whip duel between trotsky and Goldman at dawn?

[Drowzy_Shooter]

cmoney vs ernest hemingway (as a young man in paris)

In typical hemmingway fashion, he is straight and to the point.

Ernest stabs cmoney.

[Prometeo liberado]

I counter your stalin nut grab with my Castro face kick

Stalin will be buried in crotch counter-defense work(that didn't sound right). The face kick move would be rendered imossible. Like trying to kick your own nuts. Try it. Really, do it. Now, do it, go on!

[The Douche]

In typical hemmingway fashion, he is straight and to the point.

Ernest stabs cmoney.

Dude Hemingway was just an adventurer, he served as a journalist and an ambulance driver. I'm a combat infantryman, he doesn't stand a chance, especially if we're talking about Paris-era Hemingway, he was just a drunk literary nerd. He'd move to the other side of the street if he saw me coming.

[Drowzy_Shooter]

Dude Hemingway was just an adventurer, he served as a journalist and an ambulance driver. I'm a combat infantryman, he doesn't stand a chance, especially if we're talking about Paris-era Hemingway, he was just a drunk literary nerd. He'd move to the other side of the street if he saw me coming.

I sit corrected

[The Douche]

I wanna see Psycho vs. Bonnot. That would be a good fight.

[bcbm]

noam chomsky v john zerzan

[The Douche]

noam chomsky v john zerzan

Two frail old men who are needlessly wordy.

Hopefully they just beat each other to death.

[The Douche]

Derrick Jensen vs. a radioactive salmon hell-bent on the destruction of civilization.

[ed miliband]

doesn't jensen fuck salmon or something?

[The Douche]

doesn't jensen fuck salmon or something?

He loves them... a lot. Thats why this would be such an epic battle.

[bcbm]

doesn't jensen fuck salmon or something?

hugs trees too... naked.

[NewLeft]

murray bookchin vs george woodcock :rolleyes:

[Susurrus]

Dude Hemingway was just an adventurer, he served as a journalist and an ambulance driver. I'm a combat infantryman, he doesn't stand a chance, especially if we're talking about Paris-era Hemingway, he was just a drunk literary nerd. He'd move to the other side of the street if he saw me coming.

Actually, he did serve as the de facto commander of some French Resistance troops during WWII. But of course this was post-paris years, and you'd still probably win.

[Susurrus]

Sober Stalin
:laugh:



I want to see Pol Pot and Kim Jong Il vs Bob Avakian and Gennady Zyuganov

[The Douche]

Zizek vs Badieu.

[NewLeft]

zizek only does coke

[PC LOAD LETTER]

noam chomsky v john zerzan
Zerzan will try to beat Chomsky with a rock.
Chomsky will whine because Zerzan's wearing a loincloth and hasn't showered in three months.

[NewLeft]

Zerzan will try to beat Chomsky with a rock.
Chomsky will whine because Zerzan's wearing a loincloth and hasn't showered in three months.
:laugh: that and noam chomsky is a gap toothed

[Prometeo liberado]

Gus Hall vs Sam Webb. Kinda a trick question though as the only casualties would be the bystanders dying the slow death of boredom.

[Sasha]

I wanna see Psycho vs. Bonnot. That would be a good fight.


why would i brawl with the good man when we could go of robbing the rich together....

slightly homo-erotic, bare knuckle, no shirts, fight club fight with young che though... :blushing:

[Drowzy_Shooter]

Hoxha and a drunk leprechaun vs Trotsky riding a mule dressed up like lenin

[Agent Ducky]

Hoxha vs. Ismail.
Which would be like:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/79644cd774e764847ca923c2ceaa36b5.png<--Ismail "OMG IT'S HOXHA <33333333" *tackles*
http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/3326-yao-ming-scared.jpg <-- Hoxha

[Sasha]

Hoxha vs. Ismail.
Which would be like:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/79644cd774e764847ca923c2ceaa36b5.png<--Ismail "OMG IT'S HOXHA <33333333" *tackles*
http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/3326-yao-ming-scared.jpg <-- Hoxha


i always imagine ismail meeting hoxa as going as one of those scene's in thebigbangtheory where the famous scientist/sci-fi actor/comicbookwriter always end up taking out a restraining order against sheldon :lol:

[Rafiq]

Fuck barfights, anarchists would just bring the worlds first carbomb
http://crimemagazine.com/images/Wallstreetbomb.jpg
Overkill all the way...

Although Emma Goldman with her horsewhip when she flogged Most in public was pretty rad.
Isnt there a pic of trotsky with a whip too? Whip duel between trotsky and Goldman at dawn?

The trotsky whip was photoshopped

[Ostrinski]

Trotsky vs. Makhno?
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRrNj8EbFFpQHHDGv9Ggt7BRUMUfARw CX-iGPhoyZVyW4qLai0

[Rafiq]

Makhno wins. Trotsky was murdered with an Ice pick. I'm sure it's not that hard.

[Ismail]

Makhno wins. Trotsky was murdered with an Ice pick. I'm sure it's not that hard.You forgot that Trotsky would have none other than Stalin on this side.

“In January 1920 [Trotsky] received a telegram from the Ukrainian Anarchist military leader Nestor Makhno, explaining why he, Makhno, was not willing to go to the Polish Front. While continuing ‘peace talks’ with Makhno, Trotsky maintained contact with the Revolutionary Military Committee through Stalin, to whom he cabled: ‘Do you think it would be possible to encircle Makhno right away and carry out a complete liquidation? It would probably be possible to destroy his artillery base if we sent some entirely reliable people there posing as anarchists. Makhno uses hardly any security measures, so we could most probably destroy his ammunition stores.’ Stalin replied: ‘The encirclement of Makhno was started a few days ago and will be accomplished by the ninth. The order [for him] to move against the Poles was issued with the intention of collecting extra material against Makhno.’ Thus, even while Makhno was still an ally, his termination was being planned and executed.”
(Volkogonov, Dimitri. Trotsky: The Eternal Revolutionary. New York: Free Press, 1996. p. 158.)

[Omsk]

Tito vs Hoxha.

I think Hoxha would have destroyed him.Tito had problems with his leg,and Hoxha was quite tall,unlike Tito.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

you guys vs. each other

[Rafiq]

You forgot that Trotsky would have none other than Stalin on this side.

“In January 1920 [Trotsky] received a telegram from the Ukrainian Anarchist military leader Nestor Makhno, explaining why he, Makhno, was not willing to go to the Polish Front. While continuing ‘peace talks’ with Makhno, Trotsky maintained contact with the Revolutionary Military Committee through Stalin, to whom he cabled: ‘Do you think it would be possible to encircle Makhno right away and carry out a complete liquidation? It would probably be possible to destroy his artillery base if we sent some entirely reliable people there posing as anarchists. Makhno uses hardly any security measures, so we could most probably destroy his ammunition stores.’ Stalin replied: ‘The encirclement of Makhno was started a few days ago and will be accomplished by the ninth. The order [for him] to move against the Poles was issued with the intention of collecting extra material against Makhno.’ Thus, even while Makhno was still an ally, his termination was being planned and executed.”
(Volkogonov, Dimitri. Trotsky: The Eternal Revolutionary. New York: Free Press, 1996. p. 158.)

It doesn't work that way, Hoxha ass wiper.

You see, this is one on one fight. I bet if Makhno had Shchus with him they would both kick Stalin and Trotsky's ass easily.

[Comrade Samuel]

Stalin v.s Trotsky the final tendency war decided in mortal combat!

[Rafiq]

Stalin v.s Trotsky the final tendency war decided in mortal combat!

Stalin wins. Come on, Trotsky is an easy target.

[Ostrinski]

dzerzhinsky vs humanity

[Ismail]

It doesn't work that way, Hoxha ass wiper.You seem to be jealous that Hoxha isn't DNZ.

[The Douche]

Will you assholes stop turning every chit chat thread into some drama about your favorite thinkers?

[Red Commissar]

A tag team brawl between Kropotkin and Bakunin v. Marx and Engels over beard bragging rights is in order. Marx had experience in pub crawls so that might be a benefit to him.

[Rafiq]

You seem to be jealous that Hoxha isn't DNZ.

What a lame come back. It doesn't even make any sense either. You call yourself a hoxhaist and I don't call myself a DNZist, in fact, there's plenty I disagree with him about.

What are some of the things you disagree with Hoxha about, theoretically?

(Btw, It wouldn't be hard to kick Hoxha's ass, just poison his daily 4000$ meals.

[Rafiq]

Will you assholes stop turning every chit chat thread into some drama about your favorite thinkers?

Will you assholes stop coming to the conclusion that DNZ is my favorite thinker?

If we're going to have this "drama", at least be accurate as to who I "worship".

[Rafiq]

A tag team brawl between Kropotkin and Bakunin v. Marx and Engels over beard bragging rights is in order. Marx had experience in pub crawls so that might be a benefit to him.

Are you kidding, Engels would go ape shit on Kropotkin and Marx would easily beat Bakunin. I mean, Marx was a little overweight, but damn, Bakunin was one fat motherfucker

[Agent Ducky]

I've said it once I'mma say it again
Rafiq vs. Ismail. Cagefight.

I think Rafiq would win.

[NewLeft]

dzerzhinsky vs humanity
He will rage and then die of cardiac arrest.

[The Douche]

Will you assholes stop coming to the conclusion that DNZ is my favorite thinker?

If we're going to have this "drama", at least be accurate as to who I "worship".

I don't care if he's your favorite or your third favorite, or whatever the fuck. I don't give two shit about DNZ or Hoxha. I just don't like seeing mildly amusing threads turn into bickering matches between you and Ismail, and I think its really immature that you guys act like 5 year olds on a playground.

I don't think you're at fault anymore than he is. But I think you should both drop it.

[Comrade Samuel]

I've said it once I'mma say it again
Rafiq vs. Ismail. Cagefight.

I think Rafiq would win.

Nah, it would start as a fight and quickly deterate into a 16 hour debate over DNZ and Hoxha eventually ending when they fall asleep and proceed to have disturbing dreams about the two. :D

Really I already know where this thread is going.

[Rafiq]

I don't care if he's your favorite or your third favorite, or whatever the fuck. I don't give two shit about DNZ or Hoxha. I just don't like seeing mildly amusing threads turn into bickering matches between you and Ismail, and I think its really immature that you guys act like 5 year olds on a playground.

I don't think you're at fault anymore than he is. But I think you should both drop it.

He's the one who started posting pictures of Hoxha's fecies, not me.

[The Douche]

He's the one who started posting pictures of Hoxha's fecies, not me.

Whatevs, man, sometimes you just have to take the high road.

[Pretty Flaco]

Abraham Lincoln vs. Napoleon Bonaparte

lincoln isn't near anything that can be used as a weapon. napoleon is already holding darts and has three bottles near to him. there are several chairs and tables inbetween them.

[Sasha]

What? I'm pretty sure Lincoln has a big ass axe and he slays vampires with it... saw it on youtube so it must be true...

[Agent Ducky]

Abraham Lincoln vs. Napoleon Bonaparte

lincoln isn't near anything that can be used as a weapon. napoleon is already holding darts and has three bottles near to him. there are several chairs and tables inbetween them.

But Abraham Lincoln has an AK-47 in his hat. At least according to the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

[sithsaber]

Chomsky vs. Cosby

[Ismail]

You call yourself a hoxhaistNo I don't. "Hoxhaism" doesn't exist.


What are some of the things you disagree with Hoxha about, theoretically?Nothing.

[Nuvem]

REVOLUTIONARY BARFIGHTS, BOURGEOIS EDITION:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Robespierre.jpg/473px-Robespierre.jpg

A YOUNG MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE VS.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Gilbert_Stuart_Williamstown_Portrait_of_George_Was hington.jpg/501px-Gilbert_Stuart_Williamstown_Portrait_of_George_Was hington.jpg

AN AGING BUT EXPERIENCED GEORGE WASHINGTON.

TWO FIERY ENEMIES OF MONARCHY WITH A VISION OF PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY AND FREE MARKET CAPITALISM LOCKED IN A DRUNKEN DUEL TO SUBMISSION, BARE-KNUCKLED IN THE TAVERN WITH NO REFEREE, NO RULES, NO LIMITATIONS. PLACE YOUR FUCKING BETS.

[Rooster]

Rafiq vs Chomsky

[NoOneIsIllegal]

polar bear vs climate change


...^ both are revolutionary, just saying

[Zukunftsmusik]

Rafiq vs Chomsky

damn it, you beat me to it

[Luís Henrique]

REVOLUTIONARY BARFIGHTS, BOURGEOIS EDITION:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Robespierre.jpg/473px-Robespierre.jpg

A YOUNG MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE VS.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Gilbert_Stuart_Williamstown_Portrait_of_George_Was hington.jpg/501px-Gilbert_Stuart_Williamstown_Portrait_of_George_Was hington.jpg

AN AGING BUT EXPERIENCED GEORGE WASHINGTON.

TWO FIERY ENEMIES OF MONARCHY WITH A VISION OF PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY AND FREE MARKET CAPITALISM LOCKED IN A DRUNKEN DUEL TO SUBMISSION, BARE-KNUCKLED IN THE TAVERN WITH NO REFEREE, NO RULES, NO LIMITATIONS. PLACE YOUR FUCKING BETS.

7-1 that two wigs are rendered unusable.

Luís Henrique

[Luís Henrique]

Hoxha isn't DNZ.

1. Good for Hoxha.
2. Good for DNZ.
3. Good for everyone else.

Luís Henrique

[Rafiq]

REVOLUTIONARY BARFIGHTS, BOURGEOIS EDITION:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Robespierre.jpg/473px-Robespierre.jpg

A YOUNG MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE VS.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Gilbert_Stuart_Williamstown_Portrait_of_George_Was hington.jpg/501px-Gilbert_Stuart_Williamstown_Portrait_of_George_Was hington.jpg

AN AGING BUT EXPERIENCED GEORGE WASHINGTON.

TWO FIERY ENEMIES OF MONARCHY WITH A VISION OF PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY AND FREE MARKET CAPITALISM LOCKED IN A DRUNKEN DUEL TO SUBMISSION, BARE-KNUCKLED IN THE TAVERN WITH NO REFEREE, NO RULES, NO LIMITATIONS. PLACE YOUR FUCKING BETS.


Robespierre was not a supporter of the "free market'. He was a radical egilitarian, but bourgeois none the less.

In all honesty, physically George Washington may win. But Robesspierre is still more badass.

[ColonelCossack]

I'll take on all of you. You'll all probably win.