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CommieTroll
17th March 2012, 03:34
It seems that scandals like this are somewhat common with deeply religious and dedicated Christians. Oddly enough this makes me laugh and gives us more ammo against the Kony 2012 slacktivists.


Man behind ‘Kony 2012’ arrested – for masturbating in public
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Published: 17 March, 2012, 00:43

Jason Russell, co-founder of non-profit Invisible Children and director of "Kony 2012" viral video campaign. (Reuters / Brendan McDermid)

The blonde-haired, blue-eyed, Christian filmmaker behind the Internet’s most recent famous activism campaign, “Kony 2012,” has been arrested. For masturbating. And being drunk. And vandalizing cars. In public. In the morning.
Jason Russell, 33, was arrested Thursday morning by the San Diego Police Department in Southern California and the earliest reports detailing the incident suggest it was one hell of a day already for the Invisible Children co-founder and proclaimed “mastermind” behind the Kony 2012 viral video.Police say he was described as "in his underwear" when the first 911 calls were made.
San Diego Police Department Lieutenant Andrea Brown tells a local NBC affiliate that Russell was found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of an unknown substance at around 11:30 am on Thursday. Authorities detained him at the intersection of Ingraham Street and Riviera Drive in San Diego, only a stone’s throw from the Pacific Ocean.
When the Kony 2012 campaign was released earlier this month, Russell’s activism group, Invisible Children, described him on their website as being the “grand storyteller and dreamer” behind their operation. By Friday afternoon, however, the bio page of the Invisible Children website was unavailable.
Within minutes of the news of his arrest being released on Friday, the group issued a statement. Invisible Children CEO Ben Keesey published an one-paragraph press release, but did not touch on the topic of arrest. Instead, Keesey says, “Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration and malnutrition."
"He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us, Jason especially, and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday," added Russell.
Speaking on behalf of the San Diego PD, Lt. Brown also made an announcment. NBC reports she described Russell as acting “very strange,” but when your charges include public masturbation and auto vandalism a few feet from the shores of the Pacific while stumbling incoherently on a Thursday night, that’s pretty much a given.
"He was no problem for the police department, however, during the evaluation we learned that we probably needed to take care of him," Brown explained to the media. "So officers detained him and transferred him to a local medical facility for further evaluation and treatment."
Answering allegations earlier this month that Invisible Children were profiting off of donations assumed to go towards ousting African warlord Joseph Kony, Russell defended the practices of his charity group by saying that their funds are funneled through an array of different endeavors.
"We're an unorthodox organization," Russell said at the time.

http://rt.com/usa/news/kony-2012-arrested-masturbating-777/

Os Cangaceiros
17th March 2012, 03:39
For masturbating. And being drunk. And vandalizing cars. In public. In the morning.


Police say he was described as "in his underwear" when the first 911 calls were made.

San Diego Police Department Lieutenant Andrea Brown tells a local NBC affiliate that Russell was found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of an unknown substance at around 11:30 am on Thursday. Authorities detained him at the intersection of Ingraham Street and Riviera Drive in San Diego, only a stone’s throw from the Pacific Ocean.

Haha what a legend.

CommieTroll
17th March 2012, 03:47
Haha what a legend.

Seems like a typical night out :laugh:

Orlov
17th March 2012, 03:48
Victory over US imperialist propaganda in Uganda.

CommieTroll
17th March 2012, 03:59
Victory over US imperialist propaganda in Uganda.

I wouldn't really assume that much just yet, after all, it is just some con artist whacking off in public. It will be very damaging to his reputation and maybe we'll be hearing less from Kony liberals in the future.

milkmiku
17th March 2012, 04:00
A shining example of a freedom fighter. A man fit to lead the campaign to get KONY 2012.

NewLeft
17th March 2012, 04:12
I prefer him naked and dancing on the streets

gorillafuck
17th March 2012, 04:19
jerking off and vandalizing cars under the influence of an unknown substance?

what a motherfucking boss.

Ele'ill
17th March 2012, 04:21
'vandalizing' cars

Os Cangaceiros
17th March 2012, 04:27
It would be even better if he was running around naked, jerking off and shitting on people's windshields. Would that be considered vandalism?

PC LOAD LETTER
17th March 2012, 04:29
It would be even better if he was running around naked, jerking off and shitting on people's windshields. Would that be considered vandalism?
I think you just volunteered yourself.

Just make sure you get a cameraman to put it on youtube.

Os Cangaceiros
17th March 2012, 04:40
It'll need to be politically meaningful, though, otherwise I'm just some crazy asshole shitting on windshields.

Perhaps I'll wait for the NATO summit in Chicago. It'll give me enough time to find a sufficient amount of PCP and acid.

PC LOAD LETTER
17th March 2012, 05:03
It'll need to be politically meaningful, though, otherwise I'm just some crazy asshole shitting on windshields.

Perhaps I'll wait for the NATO summit in Chicago. It'll give me enough time to find a sufficient amount of PCP and acid.
In that case, use the shitpile to draw :blackA: on the windshield. Of cop cars. They exclusively have to be cop cars.

You'll bring new meaning to "Propaganda of the Deed"

R_P_A_S
17th March 2012, 05:41
Vandalizing cars.... writing "KONY 2012" on them..?

dodger
17th March 2012, 06:07
I have never sought out the company of Christians on Saturday Night's ....my mistake.

Agent Ducky
17th March 2012, 06:48
vandalizing cars.... Writing "kony 2012" on them..?
yeah,
COVER THE NIGHT!

dodger
17th March 2012, 07:49
It'll need to be politically meaningful, though, otherwise I'm just some crazy asshole shitting on windshields.

Perhaps I'll wait for the NATO summit in Chicago. It'll give me enough time to find a sufficient amount of PCP and acid.

A high fibre intake will complement your PCP and acid, a hip flask containing Syrup of Figs.......I N D O M I T A B L E an edible red vegetable dye will leave none in doubt as to your true political message. You will be unassailable.

Take plenty of Revleft Flyers(who knows they may come in useful!!)

:thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1: :thumbup1:

That#ll be some crime scene INVESTIGATION...still I'm sure Chicago's Finest will cope....like the true professionals they are. See yer on YOUTUBE!!!!!!!

ed miliband
17th March 2012, 09:26
AT ONE WITH THE WORLD

http://i.imgur.com/404kL.gif

brigadista
17th March 2012, 12:20
Pmsl!!!!!!

Drowzy_Shooter
17th March 2012, 16:57
yeah,
COVER THE NIGHT!

Cover the night with semen?

Misanthrope
17th March 2012, 18:14
'vandalizing' cars

lol that's what I was thinking..

ed miliband
18th March 2012, 19:14
new footage: http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/18/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/

Agent Ducky
18th March 2012, 19:43
Cover the night with semen?

And shit, if you're going off what those other people were saying.

Anarchrusty
21st March 2012, 15:27
I wonder what that is, all the sex scandals involving religious people. Do the just attract more of these pervs (God wil heal me type of thinking) or has it to do with suppressed sexual morals, celebacy? What is it?

dodger
21st March 2012, 16:11
"Have you heard?--A Christians moved into the street!!":crying:

"Down goes the neighbourhood!!":o

Agent Ducky
23rd March 2012, 08:31
I wonder what that is, all the sex scandals involving religious people. Do the just attract more of these pervs (God wil heal me type of thinking) or has it to do with suppressed sexual morals, celebacy? What is it?

I think a little of both but mostly the latter. Like they're so pressured to be moral and then one day they break.

9
23rd March 2012, 08:58
This is pretty hilarious.. did they ever say what was wrong with him? Like, what drugs he was on, or did he just go nuts, or what?

Crux
23rd March 2012, 10:07
I laughed so much when I first read this. What a legend.

Bronco
23rd March 2012, 13:12
This is pretty hilarious.. did they ever say what was wrong with him? Like, what drugs he was on, or did he just go nuts, or what?

Just went nuts according to his wife, couldnt handle all the attention his video brought

Luc
25th March 2012, 02:35
terrible politics, masterbating, and breaking shit?

sounds like one of us :sleep:

NewLeft
25th March 2012, 04:24
terrible politics, masterbating, and breaking shit?

sounds like one of us :sleep:
:lol: