Conservapedia

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

I say we attack this website with the weapons of knowledge. I think you have to make an account in order to edit, but it's worth it. There is so much on this website that we have knowledge about and that they lie about. We can use our knowledge to correct their misleading propaganda. I am not talking about sabotaging the website, but simply adding the truth.

For anarchists: this is what they have to say about you guys: "Most (anarchists) refrain from voting. Others lead an insurrectionist lifestyle, which can include throwing rocks through Starbucks windows, yelling expletives at policemen, hacking into white nationalist or neo-Nazi websites, forming black blocs at national protests, and generally wreaking havoc on the system they are fighting against."

For Marxist-Leninists: the entire article on us is basically about how we have killed millions of people. "In the belief that 'people cannot change' (1), governments under the banner of Communism have caused the death of somewhere between 40 million to 260 million (2) human lives."
Number 1: What the hell? We think people cannot change and that is why we kill them???
Number 2: Not even the fucking Black Book of Communism.

For homosexuals: this is the picture they use for the topic of homosexuality:
http://www.conservapedia.com/images/6/6e/Decision_screen.jpg

For atheists: some things from their homepage:

"A joyful Christian sweetheart tells depressed atheist that atheism is joyless."

"Atheists are worrying that [global] atheism is shrinking."

"America is the weakest link of atheism/evolutionism in terms of its outreach. The American front of atheism/evolutionism is going to be taxed to its limit and overrun."


There is so much on this website for each of us to fix that it is almost like a menu. None of what I am suggesting is illegal. I think that we should make a project out of this and see how many of our edits they reverse.

Remember, no sabotage or propaganda. Just facts.

[Ostrinski]

Conservapedia is troll site. Not worth anyones time.

[NewLeft]

Social conservatism is dying, don't worry

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Social conservatism is dying, don't worry

I liked your post because it was funny, but it also was not true. Social conservatism is on the rise.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/120857/conservatives-single-largest-ideological-group.aspx

^^^^This poll would include social conservatism.

[NewLeft]

I liked your post because it was funny, but it also was not true. Social conservatism is on the rise.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/120857/conservatives-single-largest-ideological-group.aspx

^^^^This poll would include social conservatism.
Polls mean shit, people don't determine outcomes. It's cute that conservatism is on the rise.

[Drosophila]

This is one of many stupid yet funny conservative sites. They used to have an image of Jesus riding on a dinosaur on their "Evolution" page.

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/thumbnail.php?file=cat_124/1236.jpg&size=article_medium

[Deicide]

''A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.''

Probably the best quote ridiculing conservatives. Always makes me giggle.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Fine, I'll fix one of the articles by myself and then I'll keep tabs on it to see what happens. God. . . you guys are no fun.

[Aloysius]

Conservapedia is almost as funny as Christwire.

Is there a Liberalopedia?

[Os Cangaceiros]

I'm not all that bothered by their portrayal of anarchists, at least not going by that excerpt. If only they wrecked more havoc...

The Starbucks window thing made me laugh. They failed to mention newspaper boxes thrown in the street!

[Prometeo liberado]

Metapedia does basically the same thing. It'll die off on it's own.

[Grenzer]

The page on Atheists is fucking hilarious. I'll have to check the one on anarchism.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Conservapedia has been around forever and it's probably never going away. Let's fuck with it. :laugh:

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_10_telltale_signs_you_are_on_your_way_to_be coming_an_atheist_nerd
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[NewLeft]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_10_telltale_signs_you_are_on_your_way_to_be coming_an_atheist_nerd
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Stephen Hawking, who has been divorced two times, is an atheist. The white, atheist, nerd Richard Dawkins has also been divorced two times.

the fuck is this shit.. respect for stephen hawking, who gives a shit about richard dawkins

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

the fuck is this shit.. respect for stephen hawking, who gives a shit about richard dawkins

I'm pretty sure white, religious nerds wrote this shit. Now I just want to do the Internet a huge favor, crash the entire site and displace the 5 members it has.:laugh::laugh:

Edit: the reason I'm singling out white males is because they say all atheists are white males. That is obviously bullshit because I'm an atheist and I'm Hispanic.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Attention Richard Dawkins fans and other nerds obsessed with atheism and evolutionism: It is time to get a new hobby.

Lol.

[NewLeft]

I'm pretty sure white, religious nerds wrote this shit. Now I just want to do the Internet a huge favor, crash the entire site and displace the 5 members it has.:laugh::laugh:

Edit: the reason I'm singling out white males is because they say all atheists are white males. That is obviously bullshit because I'm an atheist and I'm Hispanic.
hispanic/atheist?? i love you

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

PepsiCo ignores shareholders' concerns by using aborted baby kidneys for flavor enhancement, claiming “ordinary business operations.”

Oh sweet Jesus.

[NewLeft]

Oh sweet Jesus.
senomyx tests with human embryonic kidney cells so must be abortion!!

[Susurrus]

White atheist nerds are some of the richest people on the planet. I'd say these damn internet pinko-socialists need to stop bashing wealth-creators and get a real job.

[Susurrus]

Their article on yna rnda is quite amusing.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Ayn_Rand

[Susurrus]

...and their article on Trotsky appears to have been written by Stalin rather than a conservative.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Trotsky

[NewLeft]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Great_purge

excellent

http://www.conservapedia.com/Trotskyism

trots are our allies, they grow up to become cons

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

The ferocity and savageness of the Native Americans towards American settlers has gradually been downplayed, while the relocation of the Cherokee has been gradually inflated to the point that some liberal textbooks treat it as an atrocity comparable to the Holocaust. Similarly, there has been an increase in denial of the many technological and spiritual improvements the settlers brought to previous inhabitants.

This just makes me so sick. Not only is it selective historical revisionism, but it is also so vile that it should be treated like how the Germans treat Holocaust denial.

[Susurrus]

George Orwell is a conservative "leader and thinker" on a list next to Sarah Palin.

[Susurrus]

Oh, and the Yippies were openly Marxist-Leninist. That's a thought to behold.

[Revolutionary_Marxist]

Conservapedia is the lulziest site ever :laugh:

[Rafiq]

Social conservatism is dying, don't worry

I don't think so. Not for Europe, anyway.

[Zukunftsmusik]

I don't think so. Not for Europe, anyway.

I think you might be right. The economic crisis has hit the hardest in countries with "socialist" or social democratic rule (spain, greece). The right wing (both extreme and, well, non-extreme) is gaining support.

[Zukunftsmusik]

''A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.''

Probably the best quote ridiculing conservatives. Always makes me giggle.

change "conservative" to "communist" and "centuries" to "decades" and you have an average che-shirt-wearer

[MustCrushCapitalism]

I one time mistook Conservapedia for a joke site.

Then I found out they're serious, and I went to go cry in a corner.

[Libertador]

When I was in Germany I couldn't access the site.

Many laughs were had.

[NewLeft]

I don't think so. Not for Europe, anyway.
It's in decay!

[Zukunftsmusik]

It's in decay!

is it?

[Zealot]

http://www.conservapedia.com/images/d/d5/Stalin-kill.jpg

"Exhumed skeletons of class war victims murdered by communists."

Lmfao.

[ColonelCossack]

http://www.conservapedia.com/God

Lol

[Revolutionary_Marxist]

@ ColonelCossack (Couldn't quote you because I cant post links?)
You know I love the fact that they positvely assert God exists, while quoting the Bible which also claims that talking Donekys exist. Oh and every Christianity article on the website has "Resources on becoming a Christian" :laugh:

[RedAnarchist]

I one time mistook Conservapedia for a joke site.

Then I found out they're serious, and I went to go cry in a corner.

It's run by the son of Phyllis Schafly, unsurprisingly.

[Anarpest]

It's mainly the work of parodists by this point, they seem to be the only ones bothered enough about it to put the hard yards in.

[Franz Fanonipants]

George Orwell is a conservative "leader and thinker" on a list next to Sarah Palin.

i mean...you know it's true, right?

[gorillafuck]

i mean...you know it's true, right?no it's not. he was pretty clearly a social democrat.

[Franz Fanonipants]

no it's not. he was pretty clearly a social democrat.

yeah welp

[Ozymandias]

I one time mistook Conservapedia for a joke site.

Then I found out they're serious, and I went to go cry in a corner.

...what? I don't think I heard you correctly...