A question with mind blowing implications

[sithsaber]

If you lived in the Starwars universe and were given a time machine, where would you go and why?

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

I clicked on the link expecting something of grand importance . . . now I have nothing to say.

TBH, I have never watched any Star Wars film.

[pluckedflowers]

Technically, we're in the same universe, aren't we? It's just a far away galaxy. So I think I'd pick up a few ATAT Walkers and X-Wings and then head back to earth...

[Raúl Duke]

If you lived in the Starwars universe and were given a time machine, where would you go and why?

The part of the rebellion...because the first (not-prequel) movies are the better ones.

But to be serious, I would have attempted to stop the empire from ever coming to being.

If you mean location-wise...IDK....whatever planet has a high standard of living or something.

[Ostrinski]

Endor to smoke all their weed.

[CommunityBeliever]

I would go chill out in the millennium falcon from Star Wars 4 because that spacecraft is awesome and the original Star Wars is the only movie that didn't get ruined by George Lucas' pursuit of profit.

[Pretty Flaco]

i'd go to the part where captain kirk fights off nordic stormcloaks in finland or whatever

[Ostrinski]

Earth, to be present and witness, at least, the French workers' general strike, mai-juin '68. Maybe make a side trip to Prague, to see the Prague Spring, a bit of "socialism with a human face," and go through Berlin on the way back, to try to meet Rudi Dutschke, and see if the DDR was really as bad as people say. (But maybe time travel is not included as a possibility in the original premise.)Star Wars sounds oddly similar to 20th century earth..

[Veovis]

I'd go to the time just after the first Death Star was completed and invest my imperial credits in a timeshare on Alderaan.

[Comrade Samuel]

Space revolution!!!

[Deicide]

I just want a light saber.

[MotherCossack]

i would go to the time when the jedi were plentiful and popular.... and had that school with mini trainee jedi learning to be forceful.
i would enrol at jedi school and become an awesome jedi knight with many light sabres of many colours .... then i would travel the universe in space and time...
a/ saving those in need
b/ looking for Doctor Who so we could get together and discuss tactics over a cup of tea.
c/ revisit all the people who have bullied me over the years and wow them with my brilliance and forgive them in a display of jedi awesomeness.

[MotherCossack]

oh yes... then i would come back here and zap all of the fat cats ,bankers, tories and enslave the bourgeoise until they had repaid their debt to society... a new one that i would have created from the ashes of the old.

[Aloysius]

Tell Han that Chewie will die in an extragalactic invasion.

And fuck shit up with my lightsaber and posse of kick-ass commies.

[dodger]

Emperor Dodger, initiated SOCIALISM in ONE GALAXY. Thereby igniting the mother of all inter-galactic tendency wars. Questions about his early death were settled by video footage from the flight deck. He was seen bashing his light- saber against his Space-Tricycle ---looking down the hilt to see what was blocking--it suddenly sprang into life......
...with tragic consequences. Senator NOX, Minister of ,SUPPRESSION is taking charge of Funeral arrangements and is widely seen as a 'safe pair of hands' to govern the UNIVERSE.

[Prometeo liberado]

Emperor Dodger, initiated SOCIALISM in ONE GALAXY. Thereby igniting the mother of all inter-galactic tendency wars. Questions about his early death were settled by video footage from the flight deck. He was seen bashing his light- saber against his Space-Tricycle ---looking down the hilt to see what was blocking--it suddenly sprang into life......
...with tragic consequences. Senator NOX, Minister of ,SUPPRESSION is taking charge of Funeral arrangements and is widely seen as a 'safe pair of hands' to govern the UNIVERSE.

And all this time I was watching battlestar galactica! I was missing this?!:ohmy:

[l'Enfermé]

Socialism in One Galaxy fuck yeah!

[Jimmie Higgins]

I'd travel forward to the 1990s US and kill George Lucas before he could write the prequels thusly making the recent history of my own (Star Wars) time retroactively boring and stupid. Then I'd travel to the 1950s and invent Rock and Roll by performing at a high school "under the Sea" themed prom in the middle of nowhere. Then I'd travel to California in the 1960s and invent turntableism and play for people heads and hells angels at the Merry Prankster's Acid Tests - and introduce them to E. Then when I had a good loop going I'd break out the light-sabers from my own time and do stupid glow-stick dance moves. And when everyone was peaking I'd bring in a bunch of Wookiees to the party.

[Igor]

i'd go to the part where captain kirk fights off nordic stormcloaks in finland or whatever

this would be the best movie

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

To the Second Death Star pre-construction meetings to advise

a) Try and build it so that there's no easy access to a part that if hit with a blaster will make the whole thing go kablewy.
b) That forest moon is crawling with surprisingly industrious little bears...wipe them out before putting any shield generator down there.

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

Or just pop onto Vader's ship after the Princess gets captured and yell 'SHOOT THE ESCAPE POD!! SHOOT IT!!!'

[ColonelCossack]

Emperor Dodger, initiated SOCIALISM in ONE GALAXY. Thereby igniting the mother of all inter-galactic tendency wars. Questions about his early death were settled by video footage from the flight deck. He was seen bashing his light- saber against his Space-Tricycle ---looking down the hilt to see what was blocking--it suddenly sprang into life......
...with tragic consequences. Senator NOX, Minister of ,SUPPRESSION is taking charge of Funeral arrangements and is widely seen as a 'safe pair of hands' to govern the UNIVERSE.

If only this were true.

If only.

[Ostrinski]

Seize death star
Put into hands of intergalactic proletariat

But seriously I don't see why original trilogy purists hate on the prequel trilogy so much.

[Sasha]

If you lived in the Starwars universe and were given a time machine, where would you go and why?

To the startrek universe.....
:rolleyes:

[Raúl Duke]

Mass Effect Universe

[sithsaber]

But seriously I don't see why original trilogy purists hate on the prequel trilogy so much.

Note to self:
Purge Brospierre

[Zukunftsmusik]

I would go to those small creatures that live in the woods and that I can't remember the name of. Then I would hug them to death because of their extreme cuteness.