Capitalist jokes

[Tovarisch]

Does anyone have any good capitalist jokes? Original jokes that make fun of capitalism?

I have a few

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw the middle class.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hire illegal immigrants to do it, and the other to deport them back.


Q: What do you call a capitalist on the bottom of the sea?
A: A problem
Q: What do you call 10 capitalists on the bottom of the sea?
A: A problem
Q: What do you call a thousand capitalists on the bottom of the sea?
A: A problem
Q: What do you call a million capitalists on the bottom of the sea?
A: A problem
Q: What do you call ALL capitalists on the bottom of the sea?
A: Problem solved!

[Ostrinski]

these suck

[Nox]

these suck

This

[Bronco]

:mellow:

Also that first joke is not anti-Capitalist at all

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

You know that the point of jokes is that they are at least in some way funny. right?

[Brosip Tito]

The Soviet Union. That was a capitalist joke.

[ColonelCossack]

In Soviet Russia, These jokes are funny!

OK, OK, I apologise. I will never do that again.

No, I'm sorry. People shouldn't be so mean. The OP's just trying to make people laugh w/ good intentions. Shame!

[Tovarisch]

Yeah guys post some of your funny jokes. That's why I created the topic

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

A Capitalist has a heart attack and Fox News treats him like a martyr.

The joke is Fox News, not Andrew Breitbart.

[Bostana]

These are Funny.

But In Capitalist America,
BANK ROBS YOU!!!
:laugh:

[gorillafuck]

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw the middle class.this particular joke is comical in how bad it is

[Zealot]

I quite liked the third one

[¿Que?]

This is one I made up a while back...ok, a capitalist is eating dinner at a restaurant, and suddenly has to go to the restroom. He reaches the door only to find that it is locked, and someone is in there already. Disgruntled, he walks back to his table and tells his wife, "Damn these protesters. Even the bathroom is occupied!"

Hilarious right?

[Princess Luna]

One time there was factory owner sitting in his office, and one of his workers walked in and asked for a raise.

[Regicollis]

Q: How many libertarians do it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They'll just wait for the light to trickle down from the apartment above.

[gorillafuck]

great jokes guys lol fuck the bourgeoisie!

[Q]

Anti Joke Chicken strikes again!

http://static.tumblr.com/obwz6sq/rEIlx8egn/the-absolute-best-of-the-anti-joke-chicken-meme.jpg

[Luc]

This is one I made up a while back...ok, a capitalist is eating dinner at a restaurant, and suddenly has to go to the restroom. He reaches the door only to find that it is locked, and someone is in there already. Disgruntled, he walks back to his table and tells his wife, "Damn these protesters. Even the bathroom is occupied!"

Hilarious right?

hahaa! I actually chuckled:lol:

[Comrade Samuel]

Two capitalists walk into a bar... then all the workers leave and burn it to the ground. :D

[Q]

Two capitalists walk into a bar... then all the workers leave and burn it to the ground. :D


Anti Joke Chicken strikes again!

http://static.tumblr.com/obwz6sq/rEIlx8egn/the-absolute-best-of-the-anti-joke-chicken-meme.jpg

For crying out loud...

[Drosophila]

The Soviet Union. That was a capitalist joke.

You seem to like using capitalist talking points as well

[Doflamingo]

Trickle down economics...


that's the joke

[hatzel]

This thread.

[thriller]

I laughed at a few. Que's was good.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Trickle down economics...


that's the joke
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loxwk7cbEp1qzma4ho1_500.jpg

[ellipsis]

i wrote this one:

in soviet russia people were very poor and had to wait in bread line. in America, capitalism is so great, people are so rich they wait at a food BANK.

[Rafiq]

An epic failure, this thread is.