Fun Facts -- post them here

[The Stalinator]

Semen is highly fluorescent and glows under UV light.
Lions can mate over 50 times in a single day.
Cat feces are high in protein and are often consumed by other animals as a source of said nutrient.
The Earth is the same shape as a Smartie.
Rubbing pure white chocolate on your nipples, at the appropriate temperature, can provoke lactation.
Ted Bundy was pro-life.
Avocados are delicious on toast.
When cats rub their cheeks on you, they are marking you with their scent glands.
Stalin supposedly enjoyed drawing naked men, usually accompanied by a sardonic caption.
General Mills used to sell a cereal that would turn your shit bright pink because the dyes were indigestible.
They don't have any 7/11s in my entire town of 280,000
Chloe Sevigny has a mole right on her areola that looks like a third nipple, I saw it in Boys Don't Cry and it really freaks me out

ok that's it someone give me some more

[Prometeo liberado]

Fun Fact: You creeped me out.

[Susurrus]

All of the major gun manufacturers in the US are being bought by a mysterious conglomerate called the Freedom Group.
George Orwell called Sartre a "windbag" before he died, in addition to being taught French by Aldous Huxley in his youth.
Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill almost met by chance in Germany, but Hitler declined the visit.
More to follow as I remember them.

[gorillafuck]

Carmen Electra and Adolf Hitler have the same birthday, which happens to be on 4/20. Also the date of the Columbine Massacre.

not exactly fun facts, but facts nonetheless.

[Lobotomy]

pigs' orgasms last for 30 minutes.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

Carmen Electra and Adolf Hitler have the same birthday, which happens to be on 4/20. Also the date of the Columbine Massacre.

not exactly fun facts, but facts nonetheless.

So does my brother. Actually, he was born on Hitlers 100th birthday. That's a pretty fun fact.

What else... fuck, I used to have a book full of these...

[Nox]

Duck quacks DO echo.

[Sasha]

acording to the catholic church this:
http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b01156f3fe4c6970c-800wi
is a fish

[NoOneIsIllegal]

The mango is the most consumed fruit in the world.
There are more English-speaking people in India than America.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
When you die, your hair still grows for a few months.

[Искра]

When you die, your hair still grows for a few months.
Fuck! I'll die like a metal head :crying:

[The Stalinator]

Billy Mays was uncircumcised and had 200 ml of urine in his bladder at the time of death.

[dodger]

Duck quacks DO echo.

You're , quackers!! Dear Nox

quackers!!quackers!!quackers!!quackers!!quackquack ers!!equackers!!rs!!quackers!!quackers!!
quackers!!
Join the club !

quackers!!quackers!!quackers!!....Da quackers!!

[Susurrus]

Fuck! I'll die like a metal head :crying:

That's actually untrue, it just appears to do that because your skin goes away.

[The Stalinator]

That's actually untrue, it just appears to do that because your skin goes away.

My mom told me this when I was a kid and I just kept thinking about how pretty my hair would be after I became a rotting corpse.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

acording to the catholic church this:
http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b01156f3fe4c6970c-800wi
is a fish
A capybara? Really?

[Sasha]

A capybara? Really?

Yup, there isn't much fish too be found in the andes which is a problem if you try to conquer south america with a massive Spanish Roman-catholic army of conquestadors, because what will you feed them on friday?
So the church had to come up with a solution and the pope declared the capibara a fish with as stated reason that it looked like a beaver and a beavers tail looks a bit like it has scales so a beaver and a capibara are fish and can be eaten on friday :lol:
you have to admit they are good at improvising, they are that kid that during a game keeps on changing the rules.

[Agent Ducky]

You're , quackers!! Dear Nox

quackers!!quackers!!quackers!!quackers!!quackquack ers!!equackers!!rs!!quackers!!quackers!!
quackers!!
Join the club !

quackers!!quackers!!quackers!!....Da quackers!!

I believe I'm the authority here on quack... quack.... quack - ing:D

[dodger]

I believe I'm the authority here on quack... quack.... quack - ing:D



I'am happy to bow to your superior Avian knowledge. Though I did have a Wildfowl collection for over 20yrs. It kept me sane! Follow the link, might catch sight of one of your cousins, Agent Ducky. Might have language difficulties...these whistle, never quack. :thumbup1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5FevkKzQZc&feature=related



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[The Stalinator]

Fun Fact: The penis is usually one of the last parts of your body to decay after death.

[Pirate Utopian]

RSEd_TDXfb0

[Susurrus]

Fun Fact: The penis is usually one of the last parts of your body to decay after death.

I thought it was the first...

[Le Rouge]

Fact : I am Karl Marx's reincarnation.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I wanna rock yer body.
this is a fact.

[The Stalinator]

I thought it was the first...

Nope, I've seen pictures. Your cock is still there by the time the rest of you is a shriveled up black skeleton thing.

Fun Fact: Necrophilia has never been made illegal in some states of the USA.
Fun Fact: When snails fuck, one of the snails first stabs the other with a calcareous "love dart".
Fun Fact: When some species of slugs fuck, it usually ends with one partner chewing off the other's penis, leaving it with only female reproductive organs left.
Fun Fact: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is strangely attractive.

[Ele'ill]

Fact regarding Black and Tan style beers which is the mixing of dark beer and light beer (stout and pilsner or stout and ale or porter and etc...

Irish Anarchist: Any Irish stout atop any Irish red ale. The name is a reference to the anarchist-syndicalist flag, which is black and red.

[Sasha]

Fact regarding Black and Tan style beers which is the mixing of dark beer and light beer (stout and pilsner or stout and ale or porter and etc...

Irish Anarchist: Any Irish stout atop any Irish red ale. The name is a reference to the anarchist-syndicalist flag, which is black and red.

never had one, did drink a bunch of Irish car bombs one night, didn't end well...

[ColonelCossack]

Fun fact

e to the i pi add one equals zero

[Lobotomy]

There are no muscles in your fingers.

[ColonelCossack]

There are no muscles in your fingers.

My tendons are lonely. :(

[Agent Ducky]

Fun Fact: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is strangely attractive.
Oddly enough, today I found myself googling images of him to mess with in Photoshop. Mahmoud Ahmedinejad is inherently funny and perhaps strangely attractive.


Fun fact

e to the i pi add one equals zero

LIES! LIES! i IS NOT NUMBERS!

[Lobotomy]

^ I find Putin attractive in a way..

[PC LOAD LETTER]

never had one, did drink a bunch of Irish car bombs one night, didn't end well...
The only time I've drank irish car bombs, I ended up lying down in the parking lot while puking everywhere.

And I rarely get sick when drinking.

[Agent Ducky]

^ I find Putin attractive in a way..

In that creepy, Russian, way.

[Thirsty Crow]

Nope, I've seen pictures.
Oh yeah. :huh::ohmy:

[Nox]

My cock is 12 inches

[NoOneIsIllegal]

My cock is 12 inches
That's a small chicken.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

rate x time = distance


not just a math lesson.

[The Young Pioneer]

The Earth is the same shape as a Smartie.


You probably just confused a bunch of Americans.

Smarties in the US:
http://everythingenamour.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/50210.jpg

Everywhere else:
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/smarties_jefras051216.jpg

[The Stalinator]

Fun Fact: My iPhone background is a half-naked picture of Vladimir Putin
Fun Fact: [/URL]This is what the woman with the world's largest natural breasts looks like (no nudity but you can hardly tell there isn't) (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-p3cydp2ygio/TgaOCbKTe3I/AAAAAAAAE5I/xkp1v7edKu0/s1600/Annie_Hawkins_Turner.jpg)
Fun Fact: In some countries, snake penis is a delicacy.
Fun Fact: Hitler ate almost two pounds of chocolate every single day, supposedly.
Fun Fact: The old polite word for anus was "fundament"
[URL="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-p3cydp2ygio/TgaOCbKTe3I/AAAAAAAAE5I/xkp1v7edKu0/s1600/Annie_Hawkins_Turner.jpg"]

[PC LOAD LETTER]

You probably just confused a bunch of Americans.

Smarties in the US:
http://everythingenamour.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/50210.jpg

Everywhere else:
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/smarties_jefras051216.jpg
Yeah, I was trying to figure out why someone would think the earth is shaped like a double concave lens

[MarxSchmarx]

12345679*8 = 98765432

[PC LOAD LETTER]

"Dammit, I'm Mad" is a palindrome

[The Stalinator]

Fun Fact: It is legal in West Virginia to fuck any animal under 20 kg. So a small husky is fine, but not a German Shepherd.
Fun Fact: It is illegal for caffeinated sodas in Canada to be any colour other than brown.
Fun Fact: If you eat too many beansprouts they will come out in your shit completely intact

[The Old Man from Scene 24]

Relative to the standard '96 DPI' computer monitor:

96 pixels in one inch

1,152 pixels in one foot

6,082,560 pixels in one mile

48,212,409,408 (about 48 billion) pixels in the diameter of Earth *approx (as the Earth is somewhat oblate)

Alpha Centauri, the nearest star other than Sol, is about 151,249,266,240,000,000,000 (About 151 quintillion) pixels away.

The known universe is about 3,325,338,489,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 (about 3.3 nonillion) pixels in diameter.

:drool:

[Rusty Shackleford]

Funfact #163267: Facts aren't fun

[The Old Man from Scene 24]

Funfact #163267: Facts aren't fun

Except mine. :cool:

[Q]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2598208_460s.jpg

[Bostana]

According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.

[Agent Ducky]

Ducks' quacks actually do echo.
I would know.

[Rusty Shackleford]

According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
im ok with that. i drink 2 cups (vol) minimum daily.

[ColonelCossack]

Fun Fact: If you eat too many beansprouts they will come out in your shit completely intact

Prepare to have that theory tested!


According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww



LIES! LIES! i IS NOT NUMBERS!

Euler disagrees with you!!!!!!! :cursing:


Babies are born without kneecaps

Da Fok?

[ColonelCossack]

Fun Fact: Entropy can never decrease in a closed thermodynamic system.

[The Stalinator]

Prepare to have that theory tested!

I tested it. I eat Asian food every day. Have you ever shit out a giant wad of feces and beansprouts? It's really fucking hard. They cling to your asshole. I once had to rock back and forth for like five minutes on the shitter just trying to get a beansprout poop unstuck from my ass.

...Why the fuck am I sharing this with people

http://i41.tinypic.com/20ap2z7.jpg

[Bandito]

There is no blue food.

[The Stalinator]

There is no blue food.

http://mediaserver01.stockfood.com/wmpreviews/ODg4MDE0NA==/00683088.jpg

[PC LOAD LETTER]

There is no blue food.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/PattsBlueberries.jpg

[The Stalinator]

There is no blue food.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TK1KMBHx8jI/AAAAAAAANKM/f0mlVBENu8o/s1600/blue+waffle+erk.jpg

[Lobotomy]

There is no blue food.

http://www.harrisonline.com/GRAPHICS/bluejello.jpg

[The Stalinator]

There is no blue food.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/187/7/2/Blue_Icing_Cupcakes_by_munchinees.jpg

[The Old Man from Scene 24]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TK1KMBHx8jI/AAAAAAAANKM/f0mlVBENu8o/s1600/blue+waffle+erk.jpg
http://www.bluewaffle.net/

[Agent Ducky]

Euler disagrees with you!!!!!!! :cursing:

No, he would agree with me. You're getting your letters confused. Euler found e. e is approximately equal to 2.71828. i is quite a different matter. i= the square root of -1. Since you can't actually take the square root of a negative, it's not actually a real number.

/Math lesson

[Princess Luna]

Modern American popular music, hip-hop, rock, jazz, etc.... is a combination of 3 sources
~Western European art music
~Anglo-Saxon folk music
~ Sub-Saharian African folk music

In 1852 the emblamed heart of Louis the XIV was eaten by a crazy guy in 1852

Alcohol is created by bactria shit

Richard Nixon had a IQ of over 150

[The Stalinator]

fun fact: once it was really late at night and i got bored and i watched 1000 ways to die

and i learned that if you spray a whip cream rocket thing up your ass the inside of your anus will freeze from the liquid nitrogen and then it will crack and you will die

some girl did that once trying to win a farting contest

yeah

[MarxSchmarx]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2598208_460s.jpg
ive never heard of rome, antarctica.

[The Old Man from Scene 24]

ive never heard of rome, antarctica.

That's what I was thinking! The probably mean every permanently inhabited continent.

[Bandito]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/PattsBlueberries.jpg

Sorry, not blue, it's more purple.

And the rest, choke in your industrial coloring.

[Ose]

Blue food:

http://1.2.3.10/bmi/afishblog.com/wp-admin/images/Lobsters.jpg

[Agent Ducky]

http://geneticseed.com/productimages/blueshaman1.jpg
Blue Indian corn...

[Bandito]

http://geneticseed.com/productimages/blueshaman1.jpg
Blue Indian corn...

Again, purple. :)

[The Stalinator]

Again, purple. :)

http://rxwildlife.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/sloe.jpg

I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
CALL THIS SHIT PURPLE

[Agent Ducky]

Again, purple. :)

Indigo at best. >_>. Also, blueberries are blue on the outside and purple on the inside.

[Bandito]

http://rxwildlife.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/sloe.jpg

I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
CALL THIS SHIT PURPLE


Not ripe. When ripe, they are purple :thumbup:

[The Stalinator]

Not ripe. When ripe, they are purple :thumbup:

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4145/5179828915_fe790554b5_z.jpg

[The Old Man from Scene 24]

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4145/5179828915_fe790554b5_z.jpg

Those are green.

[Ose]

Not ripe. When ripe, they are purple :thumbup:
No Blue Scotsman?

[Rooster]

Indigo at best.

There's no such thing as indigo.

[El Chuncho]

There's no such thing as indigo.

''Indigo is a color named after the blue dye derived from the plant Indigofera tinctoria and related species.''


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo

That Indian corn, however, doesn't look to be indigo; too little blue in it. However, that could be due to my PC screen being a little too dark.

[Lanky Wanker]

Fun facts:

- 5% of women are allergic to semen (apparently... sounds unlikely for obvious reasons)
- I just farted



Semen is highly fluorescent and glows under UV light.


I'm gonna have to test this one out.


Cat feces are high in protein and are often consumed by other animals as a source of said nutrient.

So I guess all of this "work or starve" talk is just bullshit... or cat shit. I know what I'll be eating when I'm a poor motherfucker touring the country with no money because we get kicked out of the clubs before the gigs are finished.


Rubbing pure white chocolate on your nipples, at the appropriate temperature, can provoke lactation.

I'm tempted to try this one too... does it work for guys? How long do I have to wait until I can breastfeed my little cousin? Will the milk taste sweet? How the hell did anyone even discover this? "I'm going to rub white chocolate on my nipples and see what happens." :confused:


Avocados are delicious on toast.

Now I know what to do with avocados when they're starting to go soft and I can't be bothered making a salad.


Stalin supposedly enjoyed drawing naked men, usually accompanied by a sardonic caption.

It's funny how Stalin is like the Hitler of communist comedy. :laugh:

[The Stalinator]

fun fact: fanta mixed with semen tastes salty

[Lanky Wanker]

fun fact: fanta mixed with semen tastes salty

Again, we know this how...?

[The Stalinator]

you can test for diabeetus by tasting urine

[The Stalinator]

Fun Fact: There is a supervolcano beneath Yellowstone National Park. Scientists predict that if it were to erupt, the entire USA would be covered in a few centimeters of ash so fine and heavy that it would render all automobile engines useless, and could possibly block out the sun for a couple of years. Oh, and it's past its due date.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Fun Fact: There is a supervolcano beneath Yellowstone National Park. Scientists predict that if it were to erupt, the entire USA would be covered in a few centimeters of ash so fine and heavy that it would render all automobile engines useless, and could possibly block out the sun for a couple of years. Oh, and it's past its due date.
Canada will have some shit to worry about, too, if that happens.

[Luc]

According to my U.S. map Kansas City is not in Kansas; it is in Missouri.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

According to my U.S. map Kansas City is not in Kansas; it is in Missouri.
Kansas City, KS is a suburb of Kansas City, MO

[NoOneIsIllegal]

you can test for diabeetus by tasting urine
Because when diabetics have their blood-sugar be high, their urine is mostly clear. They're just pissing sugar-water and shit. The body is trying to force it out by peeing on a regular basis (~30-60 minutes)

- Typed by a type-one diabetic of 16 years.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

According to my U.S. map Kansas City is not in Kansas; it is in Missouri.
/facepalm
it's in both states. The part in Missouri is bigger and significantly has more to it, but it's essentially one city just separated by an artificial line. I love KC.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Fun Fact: There is a supervolcano beneath Yellowstone National Park. Scientists predict that if it were to erupt, the entire USA would be covered in a few centimeters of ash so fine and heavy that it would render all automobile engines useless, and could possibly block out the sun for a couple of years. Oh, and it's past its due date.
I'm more concerned about the asteroid that's expected to hit in 2032.

[Deicide]

Fact: Kim Jung Ill had written a thousand books before his death. Truly a testament to the devine power of Juche!

[The Old Man from Scene 24]

The star Betelgeuse is a red supergiant. If it were placed at the center of our solar system, the planets Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars would be inside it. Its radius has decreased by over 15% in the past decade. This is what happens to red supergiants when they are about to violently explode in a supernova.

[Luc]

ah I see my bad :laugh: it's not a very good map

that is interesting I hope to go there sometime :)

[Aloysius]

Apparently, a cat falling from the 20th story of building has a 20% better chance of surviving than a cat falling from the 8th.

Just something I came across a few years ago, and I don't have a source for it.

[ColonelCossack]

No, he would agree with me. You're getting your letters confused. Euler found e. e is approximately equal to 2.71828. i is quite a different matter. i= the square root of -1. Since you can't actually take the square root of a negative, it's not actually a real number.

/Math lesson

Yeah but Euler's equation. http://farm1.staticflickr.com/30/55654274_1404554623.jpg
So there.

I know it isn't a real number (which is why it's i), but Euler's equation is still there.

[Lanky Wanker]

Apparently, a cat falling from the 20th story of building has a 20% better chance of surviving than a cat falling from the 8th.

Just something I came across a few years ago, and I don't have a source for it.

Any idea how that works? Maybe it has more time to do an air flip and land on its feet instead of falling on its head and splatting its little brain all over the person it lands next to.

[Agent Ducky]

Dammit, ColonelCossack, you made me look up a bunch of math-related stuff and read about math because CURIOSITY.

And I'm still confused. The bottom line is that raising shit to powers of imaginary numbers shouldn't happen.

[ColonelCossack]

Dammit, ColonelCossack, you made me look up a bunch of math-related stuff and read about math because CURIOSITY.

And I'm still confused. The bottom line is that raising shit to powers of imaginary numbers shouldn't happen.

Good point.