Can I get a second opinion on these shoes?

[The Stalinator]

I'm worried they might be a little too garish.

http://i39.tinypic.com/afhqbo.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

Crocs, Uggs, Internet Explorer and Nic Cage are one thing (well four things), but I draw the line at Nickelback!

[kitsune]

I don't know, that's some fancy looking footwear. What if you were walking down the street wearing those and the revolution suddenly broke out? People might mistake you for some high and mighty jet setting bourgie bigwig, and then you're in serious trouble. Better not to risk it.

[The Stalinator]

I don't know, that's some fancy looking footwear. What if you were walking down the street wearing those and the revolution suddenly broke out? People might mistake you for some high and mighty jet setting bourgie bigwig, and then you're in serious trouble. Better not to risk it.

What if I fold in the Nicolas Cage head? Do you think then that maybe people would assure themselves I was wearing only the most proletarian knockoffs?