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ed miliband
1st February 2012, 16:16
and now my comma and full-stop keys don't work any advice?

Sasha
1st February 2012, 16:19
unplug, shut down, let dry while standing open...
(if your really brave gently use a hairdryer)

ed miliband
1st February 2012, 16:20
this happened on monday tho and everything else works fine i did that stuff at the time

The Douche
1st February 2012, 16:22
Put it in a bag of rice.

ed miliband
1st February 2012, 16:23
i dreamt about pouring salt over it or something

bcbm
1st February 2012, 17:54
put it in the oven for one hour at 450 degrees

ed miliband
1st February 2012, 18:01
will a microwave do the trick?

Prometeo liberado
1st February 2012, 18:24
and now my comma and full-stop keys don't work any advice?

Pour hot,very hot water over it to dry up and counter act the old water that got you into this mess. This works. I read it on the internet.

bcbm
1st February 2012, 20:13
first acquire a robe like this

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1848/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1848-137835.jpg

then draw a pentagram on your floor with chalk or paint or animal blood. place a candle at each point of the star and light it. around the edges of the room place and light several sticks of incense. place your laptop in the middle of the pentagram. now in chalk make another circle near the pentagram like so
http://www.esotericarchives.com/gifs/0221fig.gif
either one will do. once this is completed say the following

lord satan, by your grace, grant me, i pray thee the power to conceive in my mind and to execute that which i desire to do, the end which i would attain by thy help, o mighty satan, the one true god who livest and reignest forever and ever. i entreat thee to inspire decarabia to manifest before me that he may give me true and faithful answer, so that i may accomplish my desired end, provided that it is proper to his office. this i respectfully and humbly ask in your name, lord satan, may you deem me worthy, father.

when decarabia appears on your laptop screen, ask him to fix your laptop

Nox
1st February 2012, 20:20
They are broken. Same thing happened to my laptop except it was the s and d keys. I just moved them to different keys though.

Prometeo liberado
1st February 2012, 21:53
They are broken. Same thing happened to my laptop except it was the s and d keys. I just moved them to different keys though.

I think bcmb's approach would be more funtional as well as covered in the owners manual.