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The Douche
24th January 2012, 07:20
And I am the proof.

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo109/chrisbrochill/ouch.jpg

PC LOAD LETTER
24th January 2012, 07:55
Did you tattoo your own hand?

Because that would be awesome.

The Douche
24th January 2012, 07:58
Did you tattoo your own hand?

Because that would be awesome.

Hell no, tattooing yourself is like a dentist pulling his own teeth, it'll work, but it'll be fucked up.

An archist
24th January 2012, 12:40
Your paint skills are amazing.

The Douche
24th January 2012, 15:00
Your paint skills are amazing.

You have no idea how many tries it took me to do that.

Pirate Utopian
24th January 2012, 16:02
Hail Satan!

00000000000
24th January 2012, 16:12
*Does bizaree Gregorian style chant*
*Phone rings*

Hello?..No I'm..no I'm paying homage to a fellow member of the ...member of the club I belong to, you know about it...you do, I told you about it!...No it's not...it's not like the with the scouts, it's got...ok...ok, I have to go...ok...yeah...ok...bye bye

Sorry *resumes chanting*

Oh wait..Illumi-what-i? Sorry, wrong meeting

MegaBrah
24th January 2012, 22:45
HAHA, do you ever get people thinking your tattos are racist symbols?

I have political tattoos and this black guy at the gym always eyed me and gave me a mad dog stare, eventually I called him on it and he said he did not appreciate me showing racist tattos off, I was like, Bro, these are Anarchist tattoos, dude ended up being my spotter :)

9
24th January 2012, 23:06
is your tattoo artist new? :unsure:

The Douche
24th January 2012, 23:14
Nobody has thought my tattoos were racist yet.

No, he's not new, I sat like shit, it looks about as good as the average palm tattoo, its not a spot the lends itself well to tattooing. We'd never tattoo a customer's palm because they don't end up looking that good.

Here is another tattoos he's done that actually show off his skill:

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo109/chrisbrochill/chrisalex.jpg

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo109/chrisbrochill/1322671201.jpg

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo109/chrisbrochill/chrisstattoo1.jpg

Sasha
24th January 2012, 23:36
nice, i have a female collegue with pretty sweet palm tattoo's too. not everyone can rock them but that looks nice.
wish i had some cash again, i didnt get tattoo'd in ages

The Douche
24th January 2012, 23:38
nice, i have a female collegue with pretty sweet palm tattoo's too. not everyone can rock them but that looks nice.
wish i had some cash again, i didnt get tattoo'd in ages

Well if you come to the states I'll make sure you get hooked up, haha.

Ele'ill
25th January 2012, 00:54
Hell no, tattooing yourself is like a dentist pulling his own teeth, it'll work, but it'll be fucked up.

I'm not a dentist but I've removed my own teeth before. Using bolt cutters. Did you use bolt cutters to tattoo your own hand? Then you're not Illuminati material.

The Douche
25th January 2012, 03:47
I'm not a dentist but I've removed my own teeth before. Using bolt cutters. Did you use bolt cutters to tattoo your own hand? Then you're not Illuminati material.

You think Rockefellar and the other illuminated ones do their own dental work? Get real, they pay people to do it, with tools made from children's polished bones.

bcbm
25th January 2012, 04:59
You think Rockefellar and the other illuminated ones do their own dental work? Get real, they pay people to do it, with tools made from children's polished bones.

i have a nice pen set made of those

A Revolutionary Tool
25th January 2012, 08:00
Do you ever think before you get a tattoo "What I'm about to do is fucking stupid as hell"?

MegaBrah
25th January 2012, 09:08
Do you ever think before you get a tattoo "What I'm about to do is fucking stupid as hell"?

Before you wrote this did you ever think "what I'm about to say is stupid as hell"??

Crux
25th January 2012, 09:22
Oh you guys. I'm sorry I was about to say something profund but I am blazed as fuck.

Thirsty Crow
25th January 2012, 11:39
Sweet.
I thought once of getting a tattoo of an anus smeared with fecal matter on my palm.
Still thinking.

Sasha
25th January 2012, 12:58
Sweet.
I thought once of getting a tattoo of an anus smeared with fecal matter on my palm.
Still thinking.

If for some unfathomed chance santorum becomes US president you'll have to do it....

Thirsty Crow
25th January 2012, 13:25
If for some unfathomed chance santorum becomes US president you'll have to do it....
Yeah, if I do that, I just hope people will not force me to perform real physical facepalms that often.

Искра
25th January 2012, 13:30
Hahaha :D

The Douche
25th January 2012, 14:39
Do you ever think before you get a tattoo "What I'm about to do is fucking stupid as hell"?

1) I'm banning your ass for that.

2) No?

3) This is easily one of the least stupid tattoos I have. I like shit thats dark, kind of creepy or a little evil. I'm working on a black metal half sleeve, and an all seeing eye in the palm is on some secret society shit and I think that is neat.

Thirsty Crow
25th January 2012, 15:06
3) This is easily one of the least stupid tattoos I have. I like shit thats dark, kind of creepy or a little evil. I'm working on a black metal half sleeve, and an all seeing eye in the palm is on some secret society shit and I think that is neat.
Do you like Overkill?

I always thought that having their winged skull "mascot" as a tattoo would be cool.

The Douche
25th January 2012, 15:26
Do you like Overkill?

I always thought that having their winged skull "mascot" as a tattoo would be cool.

They're not bad, but that logo doesn't really mesh with the style of tattooing I like. I'm into traditional and Americana tattoos. I really like the work of Mario Desa, who does traditional style tattoos but adds in a very dark element, and takes some liberties with colors.

Desa:

http://opp-m.com/2/6/9/7269/assets/btB_rykxLtMZRD_7.jpg

http://opp-m.com/2/6/9/7269/assets/LUhcCMOjxjyi4fhN.jpg

http://opp-m.com/2/6/9/7269/assets/16GT5ntW.jpg

Pirate Utopian
25th January 2012, 17:05
Cmoney is into Louis Vutton?

The Douche
25th January 2012, 19:31
Cmoney is into Louis Vutton?

Shit, I'm hood rich, mother fucker.

Pirate Utopian
25th January 2012, 20:12
Gucci, Gucci, Louie, Louie, Fendi, Fendi, Prada.
Cmoney wears that shit so I don't even bother.

A Revolutionary Tool
25th January 2012, 20:51
1) I'm banning your ass for that.

2) No?

3) This is easily one of the least stupid tattoos I have. I like shit thats dark, kind of creepy or a little evil. I'm working on a black metal half sleeve, and an all seeing eye in the palm is on some secret society shit and I think that is neat.
Lol now that I look at what I wrote it looks like I'm saying your tattoo really sucks but that's not what I was trying to get at.

I've never gotten a tattoo before and every time I think about getting one I think to myself "That thought was fucking stupid as hell". Like I'll think what if in a couple of years I don't want my tattoo anymore or that it might come out bad, etc. But you seem to get tattoos pretty liberally and I was just asking if that kind of stuff ever pops up into your head. Or I was trying to but it looked more like an insult to your tattoo, so that's my bad.

The Douche
25th January 2012, 21:06
I don't sweat tattoos, I mean, do I wish I had done things differently? Yes, but thats unavoidable. If you only ever get 5 tattoos in your life then its easier to always be content with them. But when you get two sleeves and hands and all kinds of other shit, its easy to be like "fuck I should have done this there" or "this instead of that".

I get tattoos with ease because I'm in the industry. I'll get a tattoo for a laugh or whatever because its a tattoo thing. Anybody you meet who's in the tattoo culture (a professional tattooer, professional piercer, somebody who is a real collector and friends with real artists) is gonna have goofball tattoos and spur of the moment shit.

If somebody came into my shop and said they wanted a daschund in a hot dog bun I would be like "are you sure you want that?". But I have one, and it made perfect sense to me to get it, because its funny and I had to fill an awkward spot in my arm, and thats what one of the guys came up with, so thats what I got.

the last donut of the night
25th January 2012, 21:55
*Does bizaree Gregorian style chant*
*Phone rings*



once i interned for the DSA (democratic socialists for america, social-democratic group) and i was calling their members about the national conference they were setting up. i called this one dude. he picked up, but all i heard was like a mixture of gregorian chants and the soundtrack to "scream" in the background. weird shit

MegaBrah
25th January 2012, 22:04
once i interned for the DSA (democratic socialists for america, social-democratic group) and i was calling their members about the national conference they were setting up. i called this one dude. he picked up, but all i heard was like a mixture of gregorian chants and the soundtrack to "scream" in the background. weird shit

OMG i just laughed so hard:lol:

NoOneIsIllegal
26th January 2012, 03:14
once i interned for the DSA (democratic socialists for america, social-democratic group) and i was calling their members about the national conference they were setting up. i called this one dude. he picked up, but all i heard was like a mixture of gregorian chants and the soundtrack to "scream" in the background. weird shit
kvlt \m/

Thirsty Crow
27th January 2012, 09:12
They're not bad, but that logo doesn't really mesh with the style of tattooing I like. I'm into traditional and Americana tattoos. I really like the work of Mario Desa, who does traditional style tattoos but adds in a very dark element, and takes some liberties with colors.

Wow, this is taking some liberties with colors. Didn't expect I'd like it, but it looks very good.
I'm not too knowledgable on tattoo styles (for a simpleton like me it's color vs. no color :lol:), maybe you can explain the differences.

And if I were to get myself a tattoo, it just might be the Overkill symbol with a "hidden" commie element :lol: