The World's Greatest Taxi Driver!

[Comrade J]

Dunno how many of you guys have come across Mark, the Artist taxi driver. But he's a cabbie from England who posts vids on youtube from a far-left perspective, where he gets incredibly passionate and angry. He is hilarious to watch, the way he repeats words, uses a few key phrases in each video etc.

Absolutely love the guy.

A few of my favourites:

Mark's solution to the Israel/Palestine problem.

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What he would do if he was Prime Minister

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Hope you all enjoy this as much as I do! :D

[Nox]

Is this dodger?

[Ocean Seal]

Why don't we have fucking awesome people like this in America.

[dodger]

Is this dodger?

Not my style at all, Nox, I used to make public announcements on the train. I got called into the managers office. They said we don't mind you making station announcements in Klingon, half our passengers are foreign anyway and might include some inter galactic travellers. Would you please stop saying all change for MI5, MI6, CIA etc. at appropiate stops. HARRODS STORE and HOMELESS SHELTER or " BANK Stn. SODOM and GOMMORAH. I said I was merely trying to assist the travelling public. Besides " military intelligence" some of them might experience difficulty finding their correct station. We reached a compromise, I was to carry on, but not mention CIA, there had been top level complaints. Strange, my experience, American have a strong sense of humour. Not all of them apparently. Irony by pass...oh dear. The following day 2 gentlemen, looking like something out of the Bourne Connection, knocked at my cab door. Blind panic quickly subsided, they were lost, gone past their stop. They were surprised when I gave them exact @co-ordinates to CIA LONDON STATION. Life as cliche they both said in unison, "THANK YOU, SIR!"....I replied graciously...."narf nyekkh zhocxis blexcg wrranxers!! Don't bother with net Klingon dictionary---It means
F***K.....HELL YER KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

[Comrade J]

Not my style at all, Nox, I used to make public announcements on the train. I got called into the managers office. They said we don't mind you making station announcements in Klingon, half our passengers are foreign anyway and might include some inter galactic travellers. Would you please stop saying all change for MI5, MI6, CIA etc. at appropiate stops. HARRODS STORE and HOMELESS SHELTER or " BANK Stn. SODOM and GOMMORAH. I said I was merely trying to assist the travelling public. Besides " military intelligence" some of them might experience difficulty finding their correct station. We reached a compromise, I was to carry on, but not mention CIA, there had been top level complaints. Strange, my experience, American have a strong sense of humour. Not all of them apparently. Irony by pass...oh dear. The following day 2 gentlemen, looking like something out of the Bourne Connection, knocked at my cab door. Blind panic quickly subsided, they were lost, gone past their stop. They were surprised when I gave them exact @co-ordinates to CIA LONDON STATION. Life as cliche they both said in unison, "THANK YOU, SIR!"....I replied graciously...."narf nyekkh zhocxis blexcg wrranxers!! Don't bother with net Klingon dictionary---It means
F***K.....HELL YER KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

Wish you'd been my tube driver the times I was in London!

My favourite bit of the first video btw, is when he is talkin about moving Israel to Nevada and employing actors, and he says they can even put some in houses and you can say "get aaaht (out), and they get aaaht" :lol: Just love the way he says it, he has a way with words. On one video I saw he says he's gonna try not to swear cause people complain, but then 21 seconds in he starts again haha.