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Veovis
17th January 2012, 07:15
And make it look like it's not my fault?

OK, you're probably thinking da fok?

Here's the story: I had a little scare the other day at my call center job. A woman was getting out of hand and becoming malicious, so I transferred her to the department for escalated calls. Apparently she made a complaint and my supervisor pulled me aside to listen to the call. We did this, and after hearing it, I made my point that I handled the call well but he said he still had to forward the incident to the HR people.

That night, I started developing a contingency plan in case I got fired. I would try for unemployment benefits, but if I couldn't get them, I'd start freelance tutoring Spanish and science like I had originally planned to do months ago, but couldn't due to my variable work schedule. At that moment I got an idea:

What if I got unemployment and also did the tutoring? I could make more money than I'm currently making at my job with a lot more free time to spare!

Well, the next day I came in and my super told me that everything was cleared up and no action was taken against me. The plan went out the window for the moment, but I started thinking of ways I could get myself dismissed in a way that would allow me to get unemployment. The way it works here is that you can get the benefits if you're fired for anything other than 'breaking policy.' I'm thinking maybe overtly talking about organizing a union within earshot of management, or maybe faking a nervous breakdown - I've come close to a real one before, and I am on medication that affects my mood.

Any advice? Opinions? This is probably a stupid and foolhardy idea, but it can't hurt to talk about it.

ellipsis
17th January 2012, 08:40
the unemployment/black market employment idea is solid, that basically what I did until my benefits ran out.

Zostrianos
17th January 2012, 10:15
You're in the US? I say get yourself unemployment off the government and milk the bastards for everything they have. They neglect the poor and needy, cut social programs, and force people to pay for everything while giving tax breaks to the rich and big corporations- they can very well afford to give you unemployment.

ВАЛТЕР
17th January 2012, 10:19
The unionizing idea sounds good. Also, if you can get one of your friends to call and say abusive things to you, then you can fake the nervous breakdown because you couldn't tolerate the verbal abuse.

Sasha
17th January 2012, 10:29
Make a honest attempt at unionizing, if you succeed or fail and get fired its both a win.
Also its probably smart to let me move this thread to the non-political section as its then not visible for non-members and search engines, getting yourself fired on false pretense can get you in all kind of fraud messes.

Veovis
17th January 2012, 10:36
Make a honest attempt at unionizing, if you succeed or fail and get fired its both a win.
Also its probably smart to let me move this thread to the non-political section as its then not visible for non-members and search engines, getting yourself fired on false pretense can get you in all kind of fraud messes.

Good thinking, thank you. :thumbup1:


The unionizing idea sounds good. Also, if you can get one of your friends to call and say abusive things to you, then you can fake the nervous breakdown because you couldn't tolerate the verbal abuse.

Only thing is, the calls come in and get routed to a random agent. There's no guarantee that I would get the call.

RedAnarchist
17th January 2012, 11:10
I've moved the thread.

PC LOAD LETTER
20th January 2012, 08:40
Be careful. I was just cheated out of unemployment because my boss lied to the department of labor about the events surrounding my canning and pulled her friend up as a 'witness'.

I filed another appeal so she's going to have to make time out of her day for another hearing, only I'm not going to show up. One last 'fuck you' to my boss.

Veovis
20th January 2012, 09:15
OK, so it might be happening anyway. There was a miscommunication with my schedule, and I got confused and slipped up. And this would definitely be framable as my fault. I'll still try to file for unemployment, but prospects aren't looking good.

So I'll try the tutoring while looking for a part time job. Hopefully I'll have health insurance by the time my prescription needs refilling.