Star Spangled Ice Cream

[Anastacia]

http://www.starspangledicecream.com/

First I thought it is a joke. It's not...

[iwwobblie]

I'm waiting for star spangled toilet paper.

[Hampton]

http://www.anti-everything.com/media/becomemedia_cd.jpg

[truthaddict11]

thats a pretty good spoken word album. anyways whenever i would go up to winscosin it would be in july so a place near where i stayed sold its own homemade icecream and they had a firecracker one with pop rocks in it. mmmmm pop rocks

[truthaddict11]

a conservative alternative to Ben and Jerrys funny. anyone know when Ben and Jerrys will come out with Johnny Cashew? It would make a great dead celebrity flavor like Cherry Garcia was. Think about it it could have Man in Black Walnuts.

[Xvall]

We asked one of America's premier producers of gourmet ice cream to help us create a line of tantalizing flavors from their award winning recipes, and to spare no expense in the selection of ingredients or the preparation process. The result is Star Spangled Ice Cream, an exquisitely delicious hand-crafted super premium ice cream.

To liberals who say conservatives can’t make an ice cream that’s as good as Ben & Jerry’s, we reply: “It’s the butterfat, stupid!” As everyone in the industry knows, the #1 secret to delicious ice cream is butterfat content – the higher the content, the richer and tastier the ice cream. Only brands with butterfat content of at least 16% can call themselves “super premium” ice cream. Star Spangled Ice Cream, at 17%, is even better!

LMAO.

[suffianr]

MORE FLAVORS WE HOPE TO INTRODUCE SOON

These flavors are not yet available!
Cowardly German Chocolate
Irrelevant Belgian Chocolate
Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate
Donald Rum Raisin
G.I. Love Vanilla
US Navy Battle-Chip
US Air Force Choc & Awe
US Marine Tough Cookies & Cream
School Prayerleens & Crème


VINTAGE FLAVORS

Clinton Im-Peach
White House Fundraiser Coffee
Peanut Malaise


DISCONTINUED FLAVOR

KerryBerry (ketchup-flavored ice cream) - the public just won't buy it!



:lol:

This a lark! This has got to be a spoof site or something.

[El Brujo]

Must attack...

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Amusing, I wonder when they will come up Iraqi Blood Strawberry Swirl and Dead Wognut Flavour.

[SgtPepper369]

HA! This is hillarious. I'm almost tempted to give this stuff a taste test verus Ben and Jerry's and Safeway brand Icecream.