Should I pierce my dick?

[∞]

My friend did it. He says he likes how it slides around his tip. Sounds cool. Definitely an ice-breaker.

[dodger]

My friend did it. He says he likes how it slides around his tip. Sounds cool. Definitely an ice-breaker.

Please don't do that....just asking...please,please,please, don't. No!

[∞]

why?

[Nox]

No, don't. It's just plain stupid.

[Prometeo liberado]

Do yourself a favor. Keep half the money, give the other half to the people and I'll kick you in the dick. You saved money, got to feel the "rush" of getting your little friend pierced and won't be stuck having to explain it whenever you go thru a metal detector. See! Problem solved.:thumbup:

[dodger]

why?

It makes my eyes water just thinking about it. It's a male thing.

On no account solicit a female opinion....they have no empathy for the male genitalia. NONE.

Months ago Wifey, and I am doing my best not to be anal about the matter, showed her true colours. There is no subtle or delicate way I can describe what happened. I was rolling a cigarette whilst Wifey was giving oral. Casually looking down to see what progress she was making, I was horrified to see blood pouring out of her mouth. Instead of the usual liquid. Alarm bells. I lost all interest in completing the ciggy, and took Dodger's Todger off to the bathroom double quick.White with shock and Wifey doing her best to jolly me along.Looking less like passion than Paschendale blood was still coming out of my foreskin. "only" a small hole Wifey proclaimed in an effort at reassurance, which only increased my sense of panic.Why no ambulance yet? Wifey never even called one.She went off(Isuspect to check the small print in my Philhealth policy) see if it covered Penis's...wilful mutilation...castration et al. I used the time to open my eyes and look again at what was left, the skin that connects the shaft to the foreskin had been ripped away. I could not look at the name in Wiki,,,it would give me post traumatic stress just looking at a picture of a normal healthy penis, not the freakish excuse I have been left with. By this time Wifey insisted it was time to sleep even handing me a steaming cup of native chocolate she had also brushed her teeth I was happy to see. Being administered to by a demented vampire was what brought on most of my shock. LOOKING AT HER DENTURE , in true Sherlock Holmes fashion I deduced that the wire had 'somehow' caught on to the foreskin, the rest they say is history. Her final malicious act was to dab my penis with cotton wool(did not want blood on her sheets), not telling me she had soaked the cotton in alcohol, I think I may have passed out. My next recollection is of hearing daughter saying to wifey in hushed tones on the stairs "Oh! Daddy is such a coward! Drama queen." Easy for that little ingrate to say.

Anyhow on reflection oo you are no doubt made of stronger stuff than me.
Just don't expect female sympathy on the 'matter in hand', it don't exist, not in the vocabulary. The physical pain has gone away. but I am just left with anguish, knowing my daughter thinks me a coward and drama queen. I thought I had brought her up better than that, taught her compassion.

[¿Que?]

Only if you're uncircumcised and only the foreskin. Otherwise, ouch, just, ouch.

[Seth]

:rolleyes:

[00000000000]

Genitals should be fondled, grasped and toyed with; not punctured with metal.

Clit piercings apparently have some sexual stimulation benefits, hard to imagine the same is true of ones meat missile.

[Sasha]

Piercing the frenum is cool, I would have done it where it not for a bad placed bloodvessel that made it a bad idea. Prince Alberts on the other hand, no thanks, don't like the sight or feel of them and you'll need to sit down to pee from then on.

[GPDP]

im 12 and what is this

[Fawkes]

do it up

[Ele'ill]

Diy

[Искра]

I had DIY circumcision

[X5N]

I'm a socialist and what is this

[MarxSchmarx]

It makes my eyes water just thinking about it. It's a male thing.

On no account solicit a female opinion....they have no empathy for the male genitalia. NONE.

Months ago Wifey, and I am doing my best not to be anal about the matter, showed her true colours. There is no subtle or delicate way I can describe what happened. I was rolling a cigarette whilst Wifey was giving oral. Casually looking down to see what progress she was making, I was horrified to see blood pouring out of her mouth. Instead of the usual liquid. Alarm bells. I lost all interest in completing the ciggy, and took Dodger's Todger off to the bathroom double quick.White with shock and Wifey doing her best to jolly me along.Looking less like passion than Paschendale blood was still coming out of my foreskin. "only" a small hole Wifey proclaimed in an effort at reassurance, which only increased my sense of panic.Why no ambulance yet? Wifey never even called one.She went off(Isuspect to check the small print in my Philhealth policy) see if it covered Penis's...wilful mutilation...castration et al. I used the time to open my eyes and look again at what was left, the skin that connects the shaft to the foreskin had been ripped away. I could not look at the name in Wiki,,,it would give me post traumatic stress just looking at a picture of a normal healthy penis, not the freakish excuse I have been left with. By this time Wifey insisted it was time to sleep even handing me a steaming cup of native chocolate she had also brushed her teeth I was happy to see. Being administered to by a demented vampire was what brought on most of my shock. LOOKING AT HER DENTURE , in true Sherlock Holmes fashion I deduced that the wire had 'somehow' caught on to the foreskin, the rest they say is history. Her final malicious act was to dab my penis with cotton wool(did not want blood on her sheets), not telling me she had soaked the cotton in alcohol, I think I may have passed out. My next recollection is of hearing daughter saying to wifey in hushed tones on the stairs "Oh! Daddy is such a coward! Drama queen." Easy for that little ingrate to say.

Anyhow on reflection oo you are no doubt made of stronger stuff than me.
Just don't expect female sympathy on the 'matter in hand', it don't exist, not in the vocabulary. The physical pain has gone away. but I am just left with anguish, knowing my daughter thinks me a coward and drama queen. I thought I had brought her up better than that, taught her compassion.

...

I've read a lot of surreal rants on chitchat over the years, but that surely takes the cake.

[ComradeGrant]

Dodger is the greatest poster on this board.

[Agent Ducky]

Dodger is the greatest poster on this board.

He should get an award, man.

Also, @OP: Don't do it. It makes me flinch and I don't even have the anatomy necessary to actually sympathize. O_o. What would be the point of doing that anyways?

[Ostrinski]

1. do it
2. post pics

[Crux]

My friend did it. He says he likes how it slides around his tip. Sounds cool. Definitely an ice-breaker.
Lame. Split your dick instead. (http://gettingit.com/article/657)

[Misanthrope]

im 12 and whats a dick

[workersadvocate]

If you have to ask, you probably haven't seen it done.
Watch it actually happen to someone else first.
I saw on video a clearly sedated man get this done.This sedated man got poked and he instinctively leaped up and had to be held down! Yikes.

[Small Geezer]

I heartily recommend you don't do it. Pain, inconvenience and all that.

[The Douche]

Do it.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

my friend did when we were freshmen in high school.

his wiener was small.

his girlfriend didn't like the piercing.

do it!

[Nox]

Lame. Split your dick instead. (http://gettingit.com/article/657)

That's just fucking insane

[Crux]

That's just fucking insane
What you've never wanted to have your urethra exposed for sexual pleasure?

[Nox]

What you've never wanted to have your urethra exposed for sexual pleasure?

Nope.

[∞]

Lame. Split your dick instead. (http://gettingit.com/article/657)

How bout no?

[X5N]

This thread makes me uncomfortable.

[Pretty Flaco]

You should get your dick replaced with a foot long iron dick.

[ColonelCossack]

eeeeeeeeeeeeewww

[ColonelCossack]

This thread makes me cry.

[RedSonRising]

This thread makes me cry.

This thread hurts.

[Crux]

How about some gential beading (http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Genital_Beading) then?

[Princess Luna]

How about some gential beading (http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Genital_Beading) then?

http://wiki.bmezine.com/images/5/5d/Genital_Beading-1.jpg

I can understand doing shapes, or arranging the beads in a pattern. But that dude looks like he wants it to like he has a STD.

[Aspiring Humanist]

It makes my eyes water just thinking about it. It's a male thing.

On no account solicit a female opinion....they have no empathy for the male genitalia. NONE.

Months ago Wifey, and I am doing my best not to be anal about the matter, showed her true colours. There is no subtle or delicate way I can describe what happened. I was rolling a cigarette whilst Wifey was giving oral. Casually looking down to see what progress she was making, I was horrified to see blood pouring out of her mouth. Instead of the usual liquid. Alarm bells. I lost all interest in completing the ciggy, and took Dodger's Todger off to the bathroom double quick.White with shock and Wifey doing her best to jolly me along.Looking less like passion than Paschendale blood was still coming out of my foreskin. "only" a small hole Wifey proclaimed in an effort at reassurance, which only increased my sense of panic.Why no ambulance yet? Wifey never even called one.She went off(Isuspect to check the small print in my Philhealth policy) see if it covered Penis's...wilful mutilation...castration et al. I used the time to open my eyes and look again at what was left, the skin that connects the shaft to the foreskin had been ripped away. I could not look at the name in Wiki,,,it would give me post traumatic stress just looking at a picture of a normal healthy penis, not the freakish excuse I have been left with. By this time Wifey insisted it was time to sleep even handing me a steaming cup of native chocolate she had also brushed her teeth I was happy to see. Being administered to by a demented vampire was what brought on most of my shock. LOOKING AT HER DENTURE , in true Sherlock Holmes fashion I deduced that the wire had 'somehow' caught on to the foreskin, the rest they say is history. Her final malicious act was to dab my penis with cotton wool(did not want blood on her sheets), not telling me she had soaked the cotton in alcohol, I think I may have passed out. My next recollection is of hearing daughter saying to wifey in hushed tones on the stairs "Oh! Daddy is such a coward! Drama queen." Easy for that little ingrate to say.

Anyhow on reflection oo you are no doubt made of stronger stuff than me.
Just don't expect female sympathy on the 'matter in hand', it don't exist, not in the vocabulary. The physical pain has gone away. but I am just left with anguish, knowing my daughter thinks me a coward and drama queen. I thought I had brought her up better than that, taught her compassion.

had a panic attack reading this

[dodger]

had a panic attack reading this

Aspiring Humanist....you can rightfully call yourself a true fully fledged Humanist.That was no panic attack, you truly felt another human beings pain. Unlike of course the rest of these callous Philistines on Revleft. Your reaction to my plight does you credit, Comrade.

I salute you good Sir.

[not your usual suspect]

I think you should go the whole hog and get castrated. Imagine if all men got castrated. Sexual violence and rape would almost disappear. Wars of aggression would be reduced to almost none. There would be a myriad of other benefits. I think we should introduce mandatory castration at around age 15. Men would be much calmer if they didn't have all those hormones floating around. So, yes get your dick pierced (for the sexual pleasure of your sexual partners) and get castrated at the same time (who says men without balls can't have sex?).

[Agent Ducky]

I think you should go the whole hog and get castrated. Imagine if all men got castrated. Sexual violence and rape would almost disappear. Wars of aggression would be reduced to almost none. There would be a myriad of other benefits. I think we should introduce mandatory castration at around age 15. Men would be much calmer if they didn't have all those hormones floating around. So, yes get your dick pierced (for the sexual pleasure of your sexual partners) and get castrated at the same time (who says men without balls can't have sex?).

I support this measure, then annoying people wouldn't hit on me! Fuck yeah!

[Rafiq]

Fuck you karmoda you sick bastard that almost made me puke

[eyedrop]

I think you should go the whole hog and get castrated. Imagine if all men got castrated. Sexual violence and rape would almost disappear. Wars of aggression would be reduced to almost none. There would be a myriad of other benefits. I think we should introduce mandatory castration at around age 15. Men would be much calmer if they didn't have all those hormones floating around. So, yes get your dick pierced (for the sexual pleasure of your sexual partners) and get castrated at the same time (who says men without balls can't have sex?).

Except the small inconvenience of mankind going extinct...

[Fawkes]

I know a tattoo artist who tattooed a star on the head of his dick cause he wanted to give his wife a shooting star for their anniversary.