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Nothing Human Is Alien
12th January 2012, 04:14
In the tiny town of Riva del Garda in northern Italy, 83-year-old-Maria Malacarne Santorum keeps her familys secretsincluding those of her late husbands cousin, Rick. In an exclusive interview with the Italian weekly magazine Oggi, Mrs. Santorum recalls fondly when Rick visited her in 1985 during his law internship in Florence, and when he came back again in 1986 and 1989. He loved our culture and cuisine so much, he brought his wife-to-be, Karen, a massive cookbook of Italian recipes, she said.

But the elder Santorum matriarch doesnt understand why he has diverged so far from the familys longtime political stance. In Riva del Garda his grandfather Pietro and uncles were red communists to the core, writes Oggi journalist Giuseppe Fumagalli, likening the family to Peppone after a famous fictional Italian communist mayor who fought against an ultraconservative priest known as Don Cammillo and about which a popular television series is based. But on the other side of the ocean, its like his family here doesnt exist. Instead he draws crowds as the head of the ultraconservative faction of the Republican party, against divorce, gay marriage, abortion, and immigration.

Those politics dont play well in Riva del Garda, a community of ultraliberals. On the campaign trail, Santorum often touts his grandfathers flight from Italy to escape fascism, but he has neglected to publicly mention their close ties with the Italian Communist Party. Ricks grandfather Pietro was a liberal man and he understood right away what was happening in Italy, Mrs. Santorum told Oggi. He was anti-fascist to the extreme, and the political climate in 1925 was stifling so he left for America. After a few years he returned to Italy with his wife and children, including Aldo, Ricks father, who passed away late last year. Its a shame he wont have the joy to see his sons success in his bid for the White House. She goes on to explain how the family then became pillars of the Communist Party in Italy.

The matriarch lauds her distant relative as a masterpiece of the family, whom she calls a man of high intelligence and integrity. He would be a great president, she told Oggi. But if he wants to make it, he will have to soften some of his positions. To take a stand against homosexuality or to oppose divorce is harmful. Principles count, but in politics one must have the capacity to be open-minded.

The Oggi piece also quotes an angry cousin who preferred to voice his dissent anonymously, remembering the time when high-ranking Communist Party members frequented the Santorum household in Riva del Garda. There are Santorums who would roll over in their graves to hear [Ricks] rhetoric, he said.

But the rest of the family seems content to turn a blind eye to their American cousins political persuasion. One cousin, Michela Santorum, told Oggi that she fondly remembers Ricks interest in his Italian heritage, and especially Italian cuisine. We were always astonished at how many ice cubes he put in his drinks, Michela told Oggi. But he loved everything else, including polenta.

According to Oggi, the general sentiment is that the Italian Santorums will forgive their American cousin if his bid is successful. When he wins, he will send the American presidential airplane and take all the Santorums to the White House, Bruno Santorum told the magazine.

But after Santorums loss in New Hampshire and his recent slump in the polls, the question of whether he would bring his communist cousins to his ultraconservative White House may never be tested.

http://news.yahoo.com/santorum-communist-clan-113600418.html

Ostrinski
12th January 2012, 04:27
rofl

Welshy
12th January 2012, 04:29
Does anyone know of the political stance his father took? Because it would be hilarious if his father, who Rick has been bragging about in the part of the presidential race where they talk about their humble beginnings, was a communist.

Winkers Fons
12th January 2012, 07:43
Oh wow. Now I know who I will be voting for. That is some prime sit-com material right there.

cynicles
12th January 2012, 08:50
Just for today I'm a theist, this is a total gift from baby Jesus!

seventeethdecember2016
12th January 2012, 09:16
Oh wow. Now I know who I will be voting for. That is some prime sit-com material right there.
Agreed.


I read this article early, in the morning, yesterday. I laughed and laughed, and I began to wonder whether Santorum was undercover. Santorum is ranked 3rd for highest paid lobbyist in Washington.

This is pretty big news, it isn't everyday you read about something like this. I hope more hard-line righties have history like this.

00000000000
12th January 2012, 09:42
Would love to see him cower and cringe before his faithful followers if this was ever brought up one on one or in a debate. He'd be put in an unenviably position of having to distance himself from his own family to appease paranoid dullards in his party who think if you're related to somone you immediately share their politics and beliefs.

piet11111
12th January 2012, 11:58
So commies in the white house if santorum wins :scared:

mind = blown

danyboy27
12th January 2012, 17:27
I find it extremely funny that he was able to got an education beccause some communist (his parents) gave him money.

ВАЛТЕР
12th January 2012, 17:38
Comrade Santorum is just deceiving the masses in order to usher in a new era of prosperity and progress. :D

Firebrand
13th January 2012, 00:20
I think it would be utterly hillarious if Santorum was elected then came clean on international TV to say that it was all the most elaborate practical joke in history, it took years of preparation but there is finally a commie into the white house, and he was elected by the american far right. (cue mass suicide of his christian fundamentalist voters out of the pure embarressment of it)
He would then ostentatiously drape red flags over the white house, put the internationale on all the radio stations and embark on a war against IMF terrorism, with guerilla fighters storming the banks and public executions of hedge fund managers.
That would be so funny I might die laughing.
Someone should do a comedy sketch of that.

Cheung Mo
16th February 2012, 05:44
If I were American, I'd seriously consider voting for him. I mean, he's more likely to be a commie than Obama is to be an agent of change or than Paul is about ending the War on Drugs and dismantling the military and prison industrial complexes. :laugh:

The Stalinator
16th February 2012, 05:58
I think it would be utterly hillarious if Santorum was elected then came clean on international TV to say that it was all the most elaborate practical joke in history, it took years of preparation but there is finally a commie into the white house, and he was elected by the american far right. (cue mass suicide of his christian fundamentalist voters out of the pure embarressment of it)
He would then ostentatiously drape red flags over the white house, put the internationale on all the radio stations and embark on a war against IMF terrorism, with guerilla fighters storming the banks and public executions of hedge fund managers.
That would be so funny I might die laughing.
Someone should do a comedy sketch of that.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2i20qyu.gif

I COMPLETELY ENDORSE THIS IDEA
LONG LIVE COMRADE SANTORUM

Dire Helix
16th February 2012, 12:12
With Obama having been confirmed as a Marxist a long time ago and now Santorum having been proven as a commie mole with a "red communist" background, I must say these are dark times for America indeed. The country has been practically overrun by vile commie scum.