Marx's last words

[thriller]

Found this on a website with no source, anyone know if it's true?

"'Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!'
Karl Marx, asked by his housekeeper what his last words were."

[ВАЛТЕР]

Karl Marx, keepin' it gangsta...always.

[The Young Pioneer]

I can't vouch for the credibility of it, but I've heard that as well.

Stalin's supposeds are my fave (there are a few variations, but this one's the funniest):

"Where am I...What the hell? Oh God dammit no!...I couldn't find the left foot sock. Is it under the chair?"

[Diello]

It was featured on Cracked today, along with Joe Hill: http://www.cracked.com/article_19620_the-9-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered-part-2_p2.html

[The Douche]

I imagine my last words will be something like "uhhhhhh, fuck".

[Искра]

My would be... fuck I didn't covert to Islam... no virgins for me...

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

Mine will be
"shoot, coward! You are only going to kill a man!"

If not that
"I'll keep hell warm for ya"

[ColonelCossack]

Mine will be, "Natural causes can't kill (colonelcossack). (COLONELCOSSACK) KILLS COLONELCOSSACK!", then BANG.

[NewLeft]

Mine will be, "Natural causes can't kill (colonelcossack). (COLONELCOSSACK) KILLS COLONELCOSSACK!", then BANG.

No da fuk? I am disappoint.

[Agent Ducky]

No da fuk? I am disappoint.

Yeah. I was imagining more like *government agents pop out from behind a wall with guns*
CC: "Da fok?"
*gets shot*

[Ostrinski]

These types of conversations always make me want to have a preplanned badass last word. Havent come up with anything tho.

[Susurrus]

My favorite is probably Oscar Wilde's "I am in a duel with this wallpaper. One of us has to go." Though Gen. John Sedgwick's "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" is a close second.

[∞]

I have my last words planned out, "IF NONE OF YU NIGGAS PLAN ON SUCKING TIS DICK THEN GET OUTTA THIS ROOM!"

[ColonelCossack]

Yeah. I was imagining more like *government agents pop out from behind a wall with guns*
CC: "Da fok?"
*gets shot*

Ok, it'll go like this.




Me: Nature don't kill ColonelCossack. COLONELCOSSACK KILLS COLONELCOSSACK!!!

Gun jams.

Me: Da Fok?

Family member enters.

Family member: ColonelCossack! What are you doing with that?!?

Me: Da fok? I thought I locked the door!

Family member: Da fok? What's a door?

Me: Don't worry, they're before you're time...

Family member: Da Fok?

Me: Da fok?

Family member: I'm gonna go now. CYA G2G.

Family member leaves.

Honey badger enters.

Me: Da fok?

Honey Badger: I smell your fear. AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

Me: Oh Noes.

Honey Badger bites my head off.

Honey Badger: Take that, mu'fucka.

[MotherCossack]

son!! you are one hell of a hilarious mother fucker {not me though}
i'd like to add to your projection but how can i?...


CC: -gun jams-
what da fok?
-enter family member-

FAM.M.: what da fok is this flat piece of wood doing keeping me out?

CC: SHHHHH! A door... before your time...

-enter 2nd fam. m.-

2nd FAM. M.: where da fok is my ironing board?

CC: I used
it to muster my pet iron filings!!
now retreat or be caught in crossfire and risk death!

-enter, running breathless honey badger.-

HONEY BADGER: grunt... oink.. squeak. rivit ... growl.. moan... groan...

CC: What da fok?

FAM.M. 2: i speak honey badger... he says if you harm a hair on our head he will tear you limb from limb.

CC: What da fok?

FAM.M. 1: I want my mummy.... I want my daddy... -Is about to leave-

CC: What da fok?

FAM.M.2.: I am your mummy. CC is your daddy.

FAM.M.1: -screaming , runs and jumps from window-

FAM.M.2: - screaming... follows-

HONEY BADGER COMES TOWARDS CC.

CC: What da fok?

-Is eaten by honey badger_

THE END!

[Jimmie Higgins]

I think mine would be:

"Here, take this money and score me some heroin... I know, but what does it matter now? I'm almost dead and I'd rather not be sober enough to notice when it happens."

[piet11111]

Toss me in a ditch those funeralhomes are scams !

[Ocean Seal]

Mine would be
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY)
Followed by this
Jk I'm not actually gon die

[Tim Cornelis]

I anticipate my last words to be: "Shoot him, not me!"

[ColonelCossack]

son!! you are one hell of a hilarious mother fucker {not me though}
i'd like to add to your projection but how can i?...


CC: -gun jams-
what da fok?
-enter family member-

FAM.M.: what da fok is this flat piece of wood doing keeping me out?

CC: SHHHHH! A door... before your time...

-enter 2nd fam. m.-

2nd FAM. M.: where da fok is my ironing board?

CC: I used
it to muster my pet iron filings!!
now retreat or be caught in crossfire and risk death!

-enter, running breathless honey badger.-

HONEY BADGER: grunt... oink.. squeak. rivit ... growl.. moan... groan...

CC: What da fok?

FAM.M. 2: i speak honey badger... he says if you harm a hair on our head he will tear you limb from limb.

CC: What da fok?

FAM.M. 1: I want my mummy.... I want my daddy... -Is about to leave-

CC: What da fok?

FAM.M.2.: I am your mummy. CC is your daddy.

FAM.M.1: -screaming , runs and jumps from window-

FAM.M.2: - screaming... follows-

HONEY BADGER COMES TOWARDS CC.

CC: What da fok?

-Is eaten by honey badger_

THE END!


Not bad... But it's not good, either.

[Aloysius]

"Last words? Last words are for tools."

Or: "STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE, COCK-BOY!"

[heyjoe]

"hey watch this!"

[Rusty Shackleford]

"The Game"

[MotherCossack]

you are right, son.
as for me...... i,m gonna be on top of a cliff.... with me tattoed, cool yet cute bald head glowing in all its arrowness... bright blue white light blinding everyone except my evil nemesis..the good turned bad, turned good, turned very bad the infamous fire lord poopoo.... the most powerful evil emporer of the 4 kingdoms...
as the last ever avater... bong... i will put up a heroic fight..... bending; air, water, earth and of course fire... and using every clever trick i have as the best last avatar bong.
i will see all my cool mates perish in the fiery tidal waves that engulf the four kingdoms and the moon will fall out of the sky and transform into a really sexy but dead heart-throb....
the last anyone will see of me will be my incarceration in a giant bubble which will whisk me away to certain death.....?????

[thriller]

"It came from behind!" will prolly be mine.

[Prometeo liberado]

Hey ass clown! Thought I told you I wanted pepperoni on this *****! Your not the pizza guy? You wanna kill jbeard? Well why did you bring a pizza with no FUCKIN PEPPERONIS then?!!!! BOOM!!!!!!:w00t:

[Fennec]

Found this on a website with no source, anyone know if it's true?

"'Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!'
Karl Marx, asked by his housekeeper what his last words were."

To my knowledge, these "last words" first appeared in Peter Bushell's 1983 book "London's Secret History."

Engels's letter Friedrich Adolph Sorge, 15 March 1883: "Yesterday afternoon at 2.30 – which is the best time for visiting him – I arrived to find the house in tears. It seemed that the end was near. I asked what had happened, tried to get to the bottom of the matter, to offer comfort. There had been only a slight haemorrhage but suddenly he had begun to sink rapidly. Our good old Lenchen, who had looked after him better than a mother cares for her child, went upstairs to him and then came down. He was half asleep, she said, I might come in. When we entered the room he lay there asleep, but never to wake again. His pulse and breathing had stopped. In those two minutes he had passed away, peacefully and without pain."

An excerpt from Engels's speech on Marx's funeral at Highate Cemetery, 17 March 1883: ""On the 14th of March, at a quarter to three in the afternoon, the greatest living thinker ceased to think. He had been left alone for scarcely two minutes, and when we came back we found him in his armchair, peacefully gone to sleep-but forever."

[Polyphonic Foxes]

"The Game"


I hate you.

[NoMasters]

Found this on a website with no source, anyone know if it's true?

"'Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!'
Karl Marx, asked by his housekeeper what his last words were."

Yes it is true. One of my favorite quotes of all time.

This quote just reminds me of how misinterpreted Marx was/is. Poor guy