Who had regrettable sex last night

[Misanthrope]

Report in gentlemen and ladies,

who had drunken regrettable sex? I'm guessing the majority did

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I get this eerie feeling this thread will be trashed sooner or later.


I was working, fool! Someone has to keep the wheels of capitalism moving :(

[Misanthrope]

same.

hey at least you're not hung over. I'm hiding in my bed and getting baked all day, no exceptions.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Last time I was drunk, I sent out some funny texts to my ex and my best friend, who is now dating her.
lololololol ahhhhhhh yeaaahhhh

Next off night I may drink myself to oblivion.

[hatzel]

I didn't. I was busy not giving one about yous peoples' silly little calendar...

[NoOneIsIllegal]

i don't see sex happening anytime in the near future, whether awesome or regrettable.
^ sounds like a "pour your heart out" post :p

[Misanthrope]

haha awwww ya I know dat feel.

drunk facebooking is pretty fucked too

[Misanthrope]

I didn't. I was busy not giving one about yous peoples' silly little calendar...

>implying I don't get drunk all the time and have regrettable sex

[Nox]

Yeah I cheated on my girlfriend but it wasn't regrettable.

[Misanthrope]

Yeah I cheated on my girlfriend but it wasn't regrettable.

damn sucka, why don't you just break up with her then?

[Nox]

damn sucka, why don't you just break up with her then?

She's a strong 7.

[dodger]

she's a strong 7.

notarfe!!!!!

[Agent Ducky]

I'm actually guessing the majority didn't seeing as Revleft tends to be a bunch of 15 year olds and quite a bit of basement dwellers.

I had fun though ^_^

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Revleft tends to be a bunch of 15 year olds and quite a bit of basement dwellers.
Moooommmmm, where's the pizza rolls?! WE'RE OUT OF MOUNTAIN DEW?!

[The Douche]

I didn't but I had a pretty shitty night, one of my best friend's girl had her birthday and she was in a really bad mood, we didn't even leave her family's house until like 11:40, and the bar was brutally packed, and then we went to another bar, but it was like 12:45 when we got there so I didn't really have time to get drunk. I got wicked drunk at home though and stayed up til like 5:30 (my girlfriend says we stayed up till like 7:30) drinking whiskey.

[Искра]

Yeah I cheated on my girlfriend but it wasn't regrettable.
If you cheated your Barbie with Anime characther that's not "cheating"...

[Obs]

Yeah I cheated on my girlfriend but it wasn't regrettable.


damn sucka, why don't you just break up with her then?


She's a strong 7.
You're a scumbag

[Nox]

If you cheated your Barbie with Anime characther that's not "cheating"...

Haha sometimes I wonder if you know more about me than I am comfortable with :laugh:

[Nox]

You're a scumbag

What momma don't know won't hurt her

[NewLeft]

I came home, went on tumblr and revleft. (no life) Maybe next year (who am I kidding lol!).

[Leftsolidarity]

I ditched my kind of girlfriend to get trashed with some buddies. We drank a lot of beer, smoked a lot of cigarettes, drunk wrestled (might have broken my nose me thinks), created a new game, and watched shitty horror movies. Then I fell asleep spooning with another man that may or may not be queer too so I'm littleeee confused on that one.

All in all a good time, kind of disappointed I ditched the girl though. Reallyyyyy could have used some female contact.

[Kitty_Paine]

She's a strong 7.

So your saying she's pretty enough not to break up with but not pretty enough to not cheat on? lol. I guess her personality and presence don't come into question at all, she's a little dull then? :p

At what rating do you cease cheating on girls anyhow? :rolleyes:

[Pretty Flaco]

the only regrettable part was that it didn't last all night long ;)

[hatzel]

So your saying she's pretty enough not to break up with but not pretty enough to not cheat on?

You're all misunderstanding. He meant that she is both strong and a 7-year-old. He won't break up with her because he's scared of the inevitable full-power slap that will follow.

But also yeah right scummer.

[GatesofLenin]

Had a glass of wine, went to bed early. Blah day!

[ComradeGrant]

Had a nice cigar and some P.F Changs. Then I stayed up til 2:30 watching Futurama.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

i wish i had regrettable sex. over the days leading up to nye we consumed a shit load of crappy coke and eventually, come nye, some mdma at a sweaty rave. it was a fucking sausage fest the whole time.

[Obs]

i wish i had regrettable sex. over the days leading up to nye we consumed a shit load of crappy coke and eventually, come nye, some mdma at a sweaty rave. it was a fucking sausage fest the whole time.
Well, when life gives you lemons...

[Quail]

My new year sex was about as far from regrettable as you can get. The only regrettable thing about my new year was taking a dissociative research chemical that hit me like a sledgehammer and wiped out a couple of hours of my memory.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

My new year sex was about as far from regrettable as you can get. The only regrettable thing about my new year was taking a dissociative research chemical that hit me like a sledgehammer and wiped out a couple of hours of my memory.
was it mxe by any chance?

[Lucretia]

Yeah I cheated on my girlfriend but it wasn't regrettable.

Let's hope she returned the favor.

[Nox]

So your saying she's pretty enough not to break up with but not pretty enough to not cheat on? lol. I guess her personality and presence don't come into question at all, she's a little dull then? :p

At what rating do you cease cheating on girls anyhow? :rolleyes:

Nah I was just kidding, making jokes about cheating always pisses people off.

I'm currently, for the forseeable future, forever alone.

[Quail]

was it mxe by any chance?
I think so, mxe rings a bell. Not going to touch that shit again.

[black magick hustla]

the only regretablepart is that i didnt have any i did consume a lot of alcohol tho

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

I think so, mxe rings a bell. Not going to touch that shit again.
mxe is fucking crazy. had it a few times in the months leading up to the new year, it sent me and my friends into a fucked up place each time pretty much, lots of very scary things happened. dodgy chemical, quite close to pcp i've heard

[GatesofLenin]

Nah I was just kidding, making jokes about cheating always pisses people off.

I'm currently, for the forseeable future, forever alone.
You got more in common with Lenin than you know. He left Krupskaya alone to work on his writings ... :laugh:

[Chambered Word]

What momma don't know won't hurt her

obs is right bud, you're a douche.

regrettable sex would have been fun, too bad it was a sausagefest. finally conceded to making out with my gay friend, that was...weird. the party was good anyhow, got drunk enough.

[Prometeo liberado]

I went to a communist party. It sucked. As soon as we got it organized everybody split.

[Leftsolidarity]

I went to a communist party. It sucked. As soon as we got it organized everybody split.

I giggled