James Bond?

[Hawker]

Have you guys ever noticed that almost everyone of James Bond's enemies in almost every movie are commies?

For instance in Die another Day it was a son of a General from N.Korea who was the main enemy.In Into Russia with Love it was also the commies who Bond was trying to defeat.

[Saint-Just]

Its always been anti-communist. Mainly in the sense that the enemy in the films are always communists. They revived that tradition in the most recent film in which Cubans ally with North Koreans to bring their evil plans of world domination to fruition.

[Svartvit]

Well, since many of the movies were produced during the Cold War, that shouldn't be a suprise to anyone.

[Goldfinger]

Originally posted by [email protected] 17 2003, 07:00 AM
In Into Russia with Love it was also the commies who Bond was trying to defeat.
Fucking bullshit. If you'd actually watch the movie, you'd realise that Soviet and UK are working together to crush Stromberg, who is one of the biggest capitalist exploiters in the world (quote from the movie). The commies and UK were working on the same case, and they were allies.

*edit: For some reason, I thought you wrote The Spy Who Loved Me. I'm an idiot, I know.

Anyway: The plot of the movie you mentioned is that Spectre is tricking the UK into thinking that Soviet is up to something by manipulating the actions of KGB.

[Anti-Fascist]

Originally posted by Goldfinger+Nov 17 2003, 03:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Goldfinger @ Nov 17 2003, 03:34 PM)
[email protected] 17 2003, 07:00 AM
In Into Russia with Love it was also the commies who Bond was trying to defeat.
Fucking bullshit. If you&#39;d actually watch the movie, you&#39;d realise that Soviet and UK are working together to crush Stromberg, who is one of the biggest capitalist exploiters in the world (quote from the movie). The commies and UK were working on the same case, and they were allies. [/b]
Even so, James Bond is anti-Communist propaganda and must never be watched,
for that is one of the many ways by which the Capitalists brainwash us.

[Goldfinger]

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"You&#39;re not putting no thought helmet on me, mr Bond&#33; I know what you&#39;re up to, you&#39;re planning to make me remove my tin foil hat so you can eat my brains&#33;"

[Danton]

Even so, James Bond is anti-Communist propaganda and must never be watched,
for that is one of the many ways by which the Capitalists brainwash us.

Yeah, because we can&#39;t tell between fiction and reality&#33; Are tiny brains are easily confused.. Overeacting a wee bit there...

[Goldfinger]

Thank you Danton

[YKTMX]

Who cares? They are only movies. During the Cold War, lots of movies and TV shows used peoples "fear" of "Communism", it&#39;s only entertainment. Plus, James Bond movies are generally bollocks.

[Soviet power supreme]

James Bond movies sucks.They always have the same plot.
First bond is doing some undercover job then the bad guy (steals a nuke bomb or something then M gives orders to Bond then Q gives him that crap stuff then Bond goes to casino and play crap games with the bad guy then he meets some woman then bond screws it up and he gets in trouble then he manage to escape because bad guys are so stupid and they aim sucks badly.Then Bond returns and blow up everything and there is a big fight with bad guy and obviously Bond wins.Then bond escape with the woman and have sex with her.

The end.

[YKTMX]

LOL, scarily realistic.

[Hawker]

When I first started to realize that all of Bond&#39;s enemies were commies, I was like oh yeah sure,blame the commies for everything of the worlds problems.I think that all of the James Bond movies are bullshit and cliche every other chapter in the series to the next one.

[RAGING BULL]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SOVIET POWER SUPREME

[Goldfinger]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SOVIET POWER SUPREME

[Tiki Man]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SOVIET POWER SUPREME

Goldeneye had a different plot.... kind of. And realize the only reason he always goes after commies is because he is ordered to. And, if you didn&#39;t notice, the countries who pulls his strings are against commies.

Oh, and SPS, you may recognize these people:
- It is Day of Judgement
- Taste your Mortality
- Bringing Down the Hammer

[The Children of the Revolution]

... Into Russia with Love ...


Surely this is "From Russia with Love?"

Anyway, not all Bond Films are anti-communist. The best one of all time - Goldfinger - had a German industrialist as the "bad guy". Plenty of them have actually been anti-capitalist, or have had non-commie villans.

"The World is not Enough" - Oil family and deranged killer/assasin/psycho type
"Tomorrow Never Dies" - Media mogul (Rupert Murdoch in all but name&#33;&#33;&#33;)
"You Only Live Twice" - Dr. Evil himself. Er, I mean "Blofeld". In fact there were many films with this baddie.

There are more but I can&#39;t be bothered to list them all - you chaps probably know anyhow.

The point is: Bond rules. Supreme. The films are super, and don&#39;t victimise the Ruskies (or commies in general for that matter) too much. Just a little. But any intelligent person can see past this...

[Jesus Christ]

i loved all Flemming&#39;s Bond books cuz they dont make him look like some debonaire suave awesome guy
in Moonraker it actually describes that he only does like two jobs a year lol and that the rest of the year he sits around the office

[Kapitan Andrey]

Soviet power supreme...good story. I 100% agree&#33;

I hate jAmes bOnd all the films about him and the actor&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

[General A.A.Vlasov]

Yes, hate "jb" too.

[truthaddict11]

what a fucking idiot, Andrey we are on to you stop using a different username so you have someone to agree with you on your Pro Imperialism stance

[Goldfinger]

SHUT THE FUCK UP RAGING BULL

[RAGING BULL]

SHUT THE FUCK UP KAPITAN ANDREY

I mean Goldfinger

[Invader Zim]

Originally posted by Goldfinger+Nov 17 2003, 04:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Goldfinger @ Nov 17 2003, 04:34 PM)
[email protected] 17 2003, 07:00 AM
In Into Russia with Love it was also the commies who Bond was trying to defeat.
Fucking bullshit. If you&#39;d actually watch the movie, you&#39;d realise that Soviet and UK are working together to crush Stromberg, who is one of the biggest capitalist exploiters in the world (quote from the movie). The commies and UK were working on the same case, and they were allies.

*edit: For some reason, I thought you wrote The Spy Who Loved Me. I&#39;m an idiot, I know.

Anyway: The plot of the movie you mentioned is that Spectre is tricking the UK into thinking that Soviet is up to something by manipulating the actions of KGB. [/b]
Your all wrong, in the BOOK, (yes reading&#33;) its all a SMERSH plot.

Alos the golden Gun is not a fucking lighter a nd a pen its a standard gun just gold plated... ohh yeah anthe only good film is Dr No.

James Bond is a shitty shitty film series and an average book series.

EDIT: -

PS Ohh yeah and Pieres Brosnon is a goddamn wank stain.

PPS Its "From Russia With Love".

[Goldfinger]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ENIGMA

[Goldfinger]

SHUT THE FUCK UP RAGING BULL

[flayer2]

There isn&#39;t much substance to the james bond films. &#39;The spy who loved me&#39; was the last one ( I think) based on an Ian fleming novel. The series is just gadgets and characters, not much of a plot... some good theme songs though.. I lost interest in james bond films when I hit 14 or so...

[RAGING BULL]

Originally posted by [email protected] 18 2003, 03:40 PM
I lost interest in james bond films when I hit 14 or so...
We all did

Except Goldfinger

SHUT THE FUCK UP GOLDFINGER

[Soviet power supreme]

He blows the weapon facility then the bad guys take the golden eyes then Bond is informed then he goes and play baccarat in Monaco then he goes to Russia then he screws it up and he get in that train and by a miracle he escape from it then he goes to that place(I don&#39;t remember name) and have sex with woman then he goes to radar dish then he blows it up then he figths with the bad guy and he is victorious.

The end.

Well isn&#39;t it pretty much the same?


Oh, and SPS, you may recognize these people:
- It is Day of Judgement
- Taste your Mortality
- Bringing Down the Hammer

Oh yeah.

I&#39;m skitsofrenic and they all live inside me.

[Guest1]

are those command and conquer quotes? I can&#39;t remember where from though...

either the soviet apocalypse tank from Red Alert II, or... I think that&#39;s it.

[Kapitan Andrey]

RAGING BULL...fuck you&#33;

(again) It&#39;s SHITTY film&#33;&#33;&#33;

Che y Marijuana...Red Alert 2 is SHIT&#33;&#33;&#33; I hate that 2nd game&#33;&#33;&#33; I like 1st one&#33;

[Goldfinger]

I&#39;d really, really love to meet you in person.

[FistFullOfSteel]

nice words u know :)

[Goldfinger]

I wonder if Andrey cried while reading it. I bed he did. Haha, silly old Kapitan Andrey.

[kylie]

i thought i&#39;d already said this in here, but i guess not, this is my favourite kapitan andrey thread ever

[Kapitan Andrey]

Goldfinger...and what are you waiting now fronm me&#33;? Yes-yes...the old same FUCK YOU, SUCKER&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Goldfinger]

Don&#39;t ever leave us, Kapitan, like you did to the Russian army :lol:

[RAGING BULL]

"goldfinger.....moron :angry:"

[Kapitan Andrey]

Originally posted by RAGING [email protected] 22 2003, 01:08 PM
"goldfinger.....moron :angry:"

I agree&#33;

[RAGING BULL]

It&#39;s good to see that you agree with yourself Andrey.

No wait, that&#39;s not a good thing.

[Kapitan Andrey]

...argh...anyway... <_<