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CynicalIdealist
1st December 2011, 02:41
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

:thumbup1:

Edit: I guess this is actually old but still pretty cool I guess.

Red Commissar
1st December 2011, 03:33
What an odd April Fools article.

Leonid Brozhnev
1st December 2011, 04:19
Somebody posted this on my Facebook a few days ago... the future sounds awesome.

Tablo
1st December 2011, 05:02
Just posted on my facebook by an activist friend. I think we might have some friends in common. Unless this is being posted by a lot of people long after being published.

Leonid Brozhnev
1st December 2011, 05:15
Nah, a lot of people will be posting in on FB. Person who posted it on mine isn't an activist... unless there's a specific group of campaigners who want to replace the water supply with Vodka...

Crux
1st December 2011, 11:24
Kit-Kats for everyone!

piet11111
1st December 2011, 19:30
Well the kit-kat was random otherwise totally credible ;)

Il Medico
1st December 2011, 19:57
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age,
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/20/article-1200883-05C6E1B8000005DC-445_468x698.jpg
Mr. Cole?