Quote of the day from a conservative

[Nox]

So there's this guy in my geography college class. I have lessons with him twice a week and he is a nationalist right-wing conservative (from what I can gather), almost every lesson he is butting in or arguing with the teachers about immigration or something like that (one of our geography teachers is an immigrant).

Anyway, on to the point, a few days ago he said this absolute gem (see hilarious quote #1) and I decided to record the ridiculous things he said (he says shit like this so often) so I can remember them and you can laugh at them. I will probably add a new quote either once or twice a week (I have two geography lessons a week).

Enjoy!


The BBC are communists, they worship the left wing

(he was sat next to me and looking through bbc news articles)


Of course they don't vote they're communist!! *angry tone*

(we were talking about the one-child policy in china)

[ColonelCossack]

You know what I'm going to say, don't you...

What the hell? MUHAHAHAHA I DIDN'T SAY IT!Oh OK Da Fok?Sorry. :unsure:

[ВАЛТЕР]

Originally Posted by Hilarious Quote #1
The BBC are communists, they worship the left wing

He is onto our international communist conspiracy! We must liquidate him immediately, before he spreads the word about our stranglehold on the world media! Somone get in touch with Moscow!

[ColonelCossack]

He is onto our international communist conspiracy! We must liquidate him immediately, before he spreads the word about our stranglehold on the world media! Somone get in touch with Moscow!

We must abort our master plan, comrade.

Launch the nukes.

I didn't mean that, by the way...

[bricolage]

Nox are you British? I've never heard a non-American say neocon before.

[Nox]

Nox are you British? I've never heard a non-American say neocon before.

Yes I am.

I said neocon because I didn't know how else to describe it lol

I guess you could say 'very conservative'

[bricolage]

Yes I am.

I said neocon because I didn't know how else to describe it lol

I guess you could say 'very conservative'
Yeah I dunno, I'm not even really sure what neoconservatism is. Wikipedia says its about the 'spreading democracy' stuff associated with George Bush and others, which I guess is why Americans use it a lot.

[Nox]

Yeah I dunno, I'm not even really sure what neoconservatism is. Wikipedia says its about the 'spreading democracy' stuff associated with George Bush and others, which I guess is why Americans use it a lot.

I think Neoconservatism is like Libertarianism except without the Libertarianism (if that makes sense)

[ВАЛТЕР]

We must abort our master plan, comrade.

Launch the nukes.

I didn't mean that, by the way...

Too late! Glorious comrade zombie Lenin has fired zee missiles!

[Smyg]

Nuclear warfare - the ultimate vanguard of the proletariat.

[Bronco]

Nox are you British? I've never heard a non-American say neocon before.

There's a guy they sometimes have on Question Time in the UK called Douglas Murray (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Murray_(author)) and he self-describes as a Neoconservative, even wrote a book "Neoconservatism: Why We Need it"

[ZeroNowhere]

Yeah, I generally associate 'neoconservativism' with the US, and as far as I know it generally refers to positions on foreign policy. Are you sure you don't mean 'neoliberal'?

In any case, I don't see anything too hilarious about those quotations, although I suppose that they would be better when heard in context.

[ColonelCossack]

Too late! Glorious comrade zombie Lenin has fired zee missiles!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Did he launch zem from ze moon base as per my orders?

[Os Cangaceiros]

Neoconservatism is primarily an American tradition. It crawled out of the rotten carcass of American Trotskyism.

[ВАЛТЕР]

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Did he launch zem from ze moon base as per my orders?

Of course Comrade Colonel, zee capitalist pig-dogs will now suffer our wrath!

[Nox]

They must be pakistanis

He said this when we were learning about migration and there was a picture of a large group of africans walking across the side of a large hill/mountain


Those Eastern Europeans breed like rabbits

Again, he said this when we were talking about immigration

[ColonelCossack]

Of course Comrade Colonel, zee capitalist pig-dogs will now suffer our wrath!

IT ALL FALLS INTO PLACE, COMRADE ВАЛТЕР! NOW VE VILL FINALLY SEE OUR GLORIOUS MARXISM-LENINISM COME INTO ITS OWN! FEEL ZE POWER OF GLORIOUS COMRADE ZOMBIE LENIN, BOURGEOIS CAPITALIST DOGS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

By ze vay, comrade, remind me to order ze roast baby for lunch...

[Rafiq]

Sometimes I can't help but make right wing bigots at school feel stupid when they say that shit. I really feel bad for embaressing them but sometimes I can't help it. That guy would have been one of those times.

And when you jump on him DO NOT be a shy little lamb, make him feel stupid and act as confrontational as possible. :lol: it's very entertaining to shut them up. Usually doing it once shuts them up forever in all your classes

[Susurrus]

They're on to us! We must begin...

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[PC LOAD LETTER]

Neoconservatism is primarily an American tradition. It crawled out of the rotten carcass of American Trotskyism.
Can you elaborate on this? I've heard this before but never really looked into the history of neoconservatism beyond the Wolfowitz Doctrine ...

[Os Cangaceiros]

It's admittedly mostly slander against Trotskyists. :closedeyes: Most neocons weren't members of Trot organizations.

The reason the theme exists, though, is that several intellectual forces behind modern neoconservatism either came from left-wing families (Norman Podhoretz, Paul Wolfowitz) or were actually left-wing activists involved in the anti-Stalinist left (Irving Kristol, David Horowitz, Christopher Hitchens).