Does Anyone Here Know What the "Gay Agenda" is?

[TheGodlessUtopian]

...anyone? Because I am stumped...honestly,I feel so frustrated because I,as a gay man,find it incredibly frustrating when conservative pundits reference it.It's like,how can they,supposedly heterosexual,have knowledge about it while I,a genuine dick lover,has no information on it whatsoever?! Why do the other gay men leave me out? Is it because I smell,because I am a communist?

Help me out here guys: what is the Gay Agenda??????!!!!!!

;):laugh::rolleyes::lol:

Disclaimer: As a Chit-Chat thread none of the above content is serious or to be taken in a serious manner; all is posted in hopes of having a good laugh based off of bigoted conventions.

[ВАЛТЕР]

Destroy our freedoms...somehow...

We all know that you are all communist,reptilian, satan worshiping Freemasons, sent here by...by...the NAZIs! yeah those guys! to enslave all of humanity...somehow. I'm onto you people. You won't escape Ron Paul! Dirty Commu-Nazi!

[Sasha]

I live the gay lifestyle, the gay lifestyle that is often mentioned by some Republican candidates for president. For those who are unfamiliar with the lifestyle, this is a typical day:
7:00 a.m. I wake up, and just as I have done every morning since puberty, I choose to be gay today. This will come as a great relief to my gay, homosexual, male lover who lies beside me. Because being gay is a choice, our relationship is a gamble day to day. Even though we have both chosen to remain gay and to be together every day for the past 16 years, we never take anything for granted. One of us just might throw in the towel one day and give up the lifestyle.
7:30 a.m. I take a gay shower and let the gay water rinse off my gay body.
8:00 a.m. I have a gay breakfast of cereal with milk, and a good, strong, gay cup of coffee. I am fortified for another day of ruining the fabric of American society.
9:00 a.m. I start my morning shift as a gay hospital volunteer. The hospital is not gay, just me. The patients are mostly normal people. But it is OK. The hospital has a rule that all volunteers must sanitize their hands before meeting with patients. This is to avoid spreading germs, but I think that hand sanitizer is also effective in stopping the transfer of my gayness to other people.
12:00 p.m. I return home, eat a gay lunch and take my gay dogs for a walk. Well, I am not sure if the dogs are actually gay. I have heard it said that homosexuality does not exist in the animal kingdom because it is not natural, so chances are that the dogs are not gay. But because they live with me and my gay, homosexual, male lover, they are perceived by others to be gay. I would feel bad about this, but the fact is that I need these dogs. They are the closest that I will ever come to having actual children, because, as everyone knows, gays should not (and cannot) have children. I push this out of my mind as I walk the dogs gaily through the neighborhood.
1:00 p.m. I teach classes at a small, prestigious, liberal arts college. I am a gay college professor. The college is not gay, just me. But some may view the college as way too liberal, because "sexual orientation" is listed within the college's anti-discrimination policy. This basically means that the college turns a blind eye as I infect the impressionable students with my gayness on a daily basis. I do not teach anything particularly gay in my classes. I am a theater professor, which, for all intents and purposes, is gay to most people, anyway.
6:00 p.m. My gay, homosexual, male lover returns home from his job. Luckily, he has chosen to be gay today, too, so we can sit down and have a nice, relaxing gay dinner together. We are aware that our relationship is ripping at the seams of our heterosexual neighbors' marriages, but we choose to ignore this. If we were normal people, the guilt might weigh on us heavily, but we are gay, after all, so we do not have consciences. We eat in peace.
8:00 p.m. We go gay bowling at our Suburban Gay Bowling League. There are quite a lot of us homosexuals who gather each week to bowl at our local bowling alley. This makes the normal suburban bowlers uncomfortable, but we do not care. Some of them are openly hostile to us. The more polite ones just stare at us. It makes us feel like we are caged, exotic animals in a zoo. But we count ourselves lucky because the alley owners have sold out. They allow us to bowl here because they are desirous of our ample, disposable gay income. Ah, the almighty dollar! The owners show mercy on the normal suburbanites, though, by putting a buffer zone of two vacant lanes between our gay league and them. We are respectful of this line, which we call the "edge of gayness," and do not cross it. We try to tone down our gaiety and frivolity by focusing intently on our bowling. The normal suburbanites never venture past their side of the line, either, because it would be unimaginable to them to interact with us.
11:00 p.m. My gay, homosexual, male lover and I collapse from the weariness of the gay lifestyle we have been living today. All of this subversive loving, volunteering, working, eating, playing and socializing is exhausting. Some say the gay lifestyle is self-enslavement, but we just cannot think about that now. Before we fall asleep, we each take out our personal, leather-bound copies of The Gay Agenda. The Gay Agenda is our Bible. We do not look at the real Bible because we are gay and therefore have no religion or morality. We read and strategize how we can best destroy American society tomorrow. Sharing a good, hardy, gay laugh, we each fall into a sound, gay sleep.


source: http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/11/08/a-gay-in-the-life

[Azraella]

I don't know about all these commie characters in this forum... seems like they're all in league with the Illuminati or something. :lol:

[HEAD ICE]

"The way to bring sharia law to America is by advocating homosexuality on television"- Karl Marx

[Sasha]

and here is a handy guide to countering the gay agenda over thanksgiving:

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[TheGodlessUtopian]

"The way to bring sharia law to America is by advocating homosexuality on television"- Karl Marx

I totally remember that classic quote! Who could forget while reading Das Kapital II:Capital's Revenge, the section where Marx goes into great detail about how sexuality functions in the value of dildos? ....any Marxist worth their salt remembers that one.

[Red Commissar]

FW:FW:FW:RE:RE:RE:RE: MUST READ GEY AGENSA

Ah yes, the Gay Agenda.

'The gays' have control of hollywood, the liberal media, and the schools to indoctrinate children into accepting homosexuality, if not becoming it themselves. This undermines America. How else did we vote in the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11, B. Hussein Obama?1?1 ITS PART OF THEIR PLAN TO DESTROY AMERICA AND START THE UN NWO. WE'LL HAVE A GAY SECRETARY-GENERAL JUST WATCH. Why do they hate Israel so much. Because they are gay. It makes sense if you think about it.

By the way, Secretary-General? That's suspiciously a lot like General-Secretary. Wikipedia tells me they are the ones that controlled the Communist Party. LIKE STALIN.

Gays don't talk to it to one another because it is shared over the vast telepath network between homosexuals. This is how they don't leave a paper trail for us to catch them in the act.

All this ties into Cultural Marxism, the product of an embittered Italian hunchback's rants from jail. He's retaliating from his very grave to destroy America by hijacking the media and our schools to brainwash people. Suddenly we'll wake up with Communism. GAY COMMUNISM.

/prison planet

[Il Medico]

Whats on the gay agenda? Hold on, let me check my gay agenda i-phone app...

- Go to gym

-Drop off electric bill

-Pick Up dry cleaning

-Buy milk at grocery store

-Dinner

-Catch up on Breaking Bad

-Brainwash America's Children

-Take over world.

[Red Commissar]

Whats on the gay agenda? Hold on, let me check my gay agenda i-phone app...

- Go to gym


Terrible, just terrible. The extension of the gay agenda is to take away your free choice of fat and make you go to gyms. And you got to go into the locker rooms nude.

Then when you don't expect it you're suddenly a part of the vast hive mind.

[Bandito]

It's the Jews.

They promote that shit coz they want every Aryan to become gay and wipe out White race.

Pfff, everybody know that.

[Angry Young Man]

Good. <3 Blond boys.

[The Douche]

and here is a handy guide to countering the gay agenda over thanksgiving:

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How the fuck you gonna use the term "culture war", and talk about tolerance?:laugh:

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

This thread lacks "The Gay Revolutionary". I hear those nuts take it literally. It sure reads nice, though.

[Misanthrope]

Another minority in American history being oppressed. Social conservatism is a disease.

[Rafiq]

The gay agenda? Or the liberal agenda? The socialist agenda?

How come the word 'agenda' is used so much by the rightist scum?

[Chambered Word]

I'm straight, and I also brainwash the nation's children into wanting to have gay sex with eachother 24/7, we can be part of the agenda too.