Marx a British agent? Whaaa?

[ВАЛТЕР]

After sitting here and dismantling every argument this clown had to say. He comes up at the end and says that:


Marx was a british agent whose patron was the eccentric scotish aristocrat David Urquhart,minion of Lord Palmerston.His main influences were Russeau and Bentham.He was a charlatan of the worst kind.You may wanna research the philosopher first and then his philosophy.What the fuck. First of all. Obvious slander is obvious.

Secondly, if Marx was a British agent, why the fuck was his entire theory based on the destruction of the very system that hired him?

And also, if this was such a bombshell, why not simply start the debate with this statement in order to stop the debate?

I might add that this guy thinks that the Jews run the world. So yeah...:glare:

People are just crazy...

[NewLeft]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-P5skhb0s8hY/TrIzuJR8KaI/AAAAAAAAAQA/bwHi4-8fQu4/karl-marx-is-hot.jpg
Marx was the original hipster. Of course the bourgeois envy him.

[Susurrus]

What Marx has to say about Bentham:

Not even excepting our philosopher, Christian Wolff, in no time and in no country has the most homespun commonplace ever strutted about in so self-satisfied a way. The principle of utility was no discovery of Bentham. He simply reproduced in his dull way what Helvétius and other Frenchmen had said with esprit in the 18th century. To know what is useful for a dog, one must study dog-nature. This nature itself is not to be deduced from the principle of utility. Applying this to man, he who would criticise all human acts, movements, relations, etc., by the principle of utility, must first deal with human nature in general, and then with human nature as modified in each historical epoch. Bentham makes short work of it. With the driest naiveté he takes the modern shopkeeper, especially the English shopkeeper, as the normal man. Whatever is useful to this queer normal man, and to his world, is absolutely useful. This yard-measure, then, he applies to past, present, and future. The Christian religion, e.g., is "useful," "because it forbids in the name of religion the same faults that the penal code condemns in the name of the law." Artistic criticism is "harmful," because it disturbs worthy people in their enjoyment of Martin Tupper, etc. With such rubbish has the brave fellow, with his motto, "nulla dies sine line!," piled up mountains of books.

[ВАЛТЕР]

I responded with:


That is obvious slander to try to discredit his theories. His ENTIRE philosophy is based on dismantling the state.
No state cared for him, and they feared his ideologies. As they fear them even today. The word "Marxism" terrifies the ruling class. They sit and spout propaganda against him and his theories ALL damn day in order to try and discredit them. They fear the working class rising up. After all the best slave is one who believes he is free.


but thanks for that Susurrus. I may use it if he has a rebuttal.

[socialistjustin]

Let me guess he also thinks the NY Fed funded the Russian Revolution? One of the zionists rule the world people said Trotsky was an agent of the NY Fed at a recent occupy GA. This stuff is pretty funny.

[Zealot]

It's well established that Marx was an agent, possibly even the leader, of the reptilian freemasons as well. While he was in Britain he was collaborating with the Queen who is also a reptilian agent of Satan. The evidence is just astounding and most scholars have admitted that Marx is still alive after having escaped to Damascus to plan the eventual overthrow of our freedoms and democracy. He also imported kittens from the US to eat, see this chart for reference:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2gfAfqeGur4/TpXOTk5uceI/AAAAAAAABoQ/4oQO1VinQSk/s320/getting%252520to%252520nokill%252520chart-726745.gif%2Bsrc%253D

As we can see, as Marx has gotten older the average number of kitten killed per 1,000 Americans has fallen. What this shows is that as Marx approaches 200 years old, the amount of kittens to eat has lowered because of consumption. Thus he has now turned to turtles:

http://www.greenpeace.org/india/Global/india/graphics/turtle-mortality-1/2008/2/turtle-mortality-2.jpg

What have you communists got to say about that huh?

Jk, just pointing out his next argument to give you a head start. They are deluded beyond reason.

[DeBon]

It's well established that Marx was an agent, possibly even the leader, of the reptilian freemasons as well. While he was in Britain he was collaborating with the Queen who is also a reptilian agent of Satan. The evidence is just astounding and most scholars have admitted that Marx is still alive after having escaped to Damascus to plan the eventual overthrow of our freedoms and democracy. He also imported kittens from the US to eat, see this chart for reference:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2gfAfqeGur4/TpXOTk5uceI/AAAAAAAABoQ/4oQO1VinQSk/s320/getting%252520to%252520nokill%252520chart-726745.gif%2Bsrc%253D

As we can see, as Marx has gotten older the average number of kitten killed per 1,000 Americans has fallen. What this shows is that as Marx approaches 200 years old, the amount of kittens to eat has lowered because of consumption. Thus he has now turned to turtles:

http://www.greenpeace.org/india/Global/india/graphics/turtle-mortality-1/2008/2/turtle-mortality-2.jpg

What have you communists got to say about that huh?

Jk, just pointing out his next argument to give you a head start. They are deluded beyond reason.

This..... just made my day :laugh:

[Jimmie Higgins]

minion of Lord PalmerstonMy new screen name?

[Blake's Baby]

Oh, this is all old hat, I'm afraid. My extensive research on this question (which isn't half as funny as the kitten/turtle graph I'm afraid) goes like this:

1 - Marx was a Jew (just a secret one) and was therefore a reptilian shapeshifting lizard child-eating masonic banker (and so was Trotsky, naturally);
2 - Marx was in the International Workingmen's Association;
3 - so was some guy whose name escapes me that was a former associate of Mazzini;
4 - Mazzini proposed a kind of 'European Union' in the mid-1800s;
5 - therefore Mazzini was a shape-shifting new world lizard eating baby banking Rothschild mason;
6 - therefore the European Union is the British Royal Family;
7 - and they brought down the Twin Towers

[tir1944]

Marx was also a Satanist
http://anonym.to/?http://www.crossroad.to/Quotes/communism/marx.htm

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[Tifosi]

Does this mean Engels was a sexy Bond girl who went everywhere with Karl in gold short shorts?

[Nanatsu Yoru]

Does this mean Engels was a sexy Bond girl who went everywhere with Karl in gold short shorts?
Requesting Marx-Engels Rule 34.