Almighty Vladimir Putin

[Bandito]

What CAN'T Putin do?

Obviously, he can:

Hunt.

http://kiwipolemicist.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vladimir-putin-hunting-with-rifle.jpg?w=300&h=200

Ride a motorcycle.

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/07/25/1713968/p10-putin-420x0.jpg

Play ice hockey.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/267828/thumbs/s-VLADIMIR-PUTIN-HOCKEY-large300.jpg

Fly a plane.

http://media.cleveland.com/world_impact/photo/vladimir-putin-co-pilot-081010jpg-88f207db806a956c_large.jpg

Kick ass at judo.

http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/0826-putin-judo/8542092-1-eng-US/0826-PUTIN-Judo_full_300.jpg

And, apparently, sing and play piano.

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[ВАЛТЕР]

http://thewackydeli.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/putininteresting1final-copy.jpg

[Smyg]

Prime minister of Russia, former and actual president of the same, former KGB, Times Man of the Year. Oh yeah.

[Bandito]

Prime minister of Russia, former and actual president of the same, former KGB, Times Man of the Year Time. Oh yeah.

Completely forgot about that.

[Sasha]

Blow up his own citizens, killing 293 and injuring 651, in a false flag to save presidency and restart a brutal war in Chechnya which in turn kills 60.000+ and get away with it:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mg7D3kYysfw/SxiaXcWqXkI/AAAAAAAAO6A/c9uicRu1HeU/s320/Moscow%2520bombing%2520site,%25201999,%2520Emergen cy_com.jpg


yes, i just killed this thread :tt2:

[tir1944]

Putin is...i don't know what to say...recently he went diving in Volga(?) and he proudly emerged some 2 ancient amphor...amphores which his men put there for him.:rolleyes:

[Bandito]

It's also impossible to boo him. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2064342/Vladimir-Putin-booed-Moscow-martial-arts-fight-TV-coverage-shows-CHEERED.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)

I mean, you can try, but it just can't be heard for some reason.

Almighty.

[Smyg]

Putin is...i don't know what to say...recently he went diving in Volga(?) and he proudly emerged some 2 ancient amphor...amphores which his men put there for him.:rolleyes:

The king of Sweden once went diving by a wreck, an important historical site, alongside some archaeologists. He emerges proudly with a coin he found - that, upon examination, turns out to have his face on it. Whoops.

[Bandito]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379631_224427747626398_100001775244862_547121_1992 405168_n.jpg

At this point, he was already the head of the KGB.

[Nox]

Blow up his own citizens, killing 293 and injuring 651, in a false flag to save presidency and restart a brutal war in Chechnya which in turn kills 60.000+ and get away with it:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mg7D3kYysfw/SxiaXcWqXkI/AAAAAAAAO6A/c9uicRu1HeU/s320/Moscow%2520bombing%2520site,%25201999,%2520Emergen cy_com.jpg


yes, i just killed this thread :tt2:

So true. So many people don't realise about all the imperialist shit that Russia has been doing and continues to do in the Caucasus.


http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379631_224427747626398_100001775244862_547121_1992 405168_n.jpg

At this point, he was already the head of the KGB.

Sexy

[Susurrus]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1bJ-BbdyX4U/Tef2OJ842XI/AAAAAAAAAco/lVDTtC1AvZA/s1600/SuperPutin.JPG
http://superputin.ru/episode2english/c2_10.jpg
http://superputin.ru/englishski/09.jpg

[Zealot]

He also faked the Sino-Soviet split and continued co-operating with China, faked the fall of the USSR while in the KGB and faked the end of the Cold War to preserve the Soviet Union and herald in a new age of Communism after the fall of America...well according to this video:

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Lawl. Good work Comrade Putin.:lol:

[Nox]

He also faked the Sino-Soviet split and continued co-operating with China, faked the fall of the USSR while in the KGB and faked the end of the Cold War to preserve the Soviet Union and herald in a new age of Communism after the fall of America...well according to this video:

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Lawl. Good work Comrade Putin.:lol:

I knew it! He's so badass that he must be a closet commie.

[An archist]

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[Jimmie Higgins]

What CAN'T Putin do?

Obviously, he can:

Be a US Vietnam-war vet who outwits US police on a manhunt for him in a forest - and/or - single-handedly win the Vietnam war for the US after going back to save his POW war-buddies.

http://kiwipolemicist.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vladimir-putin-hunting-with-rifle.jpg?w=300&h=200

Lead a group of post-apocalyptic bandits in the nuclear wasteland that Australia has become after WWIII.

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/07/25/1713968/p10-putin-420x0.jpg

Dunno what this is a picture of, I'm from California.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/267828/thumbs/s-VLADIMIR-PUTIN-HOCKEY-large300.jpg

Hijack JFK Jr's plane and crash it - bailing out at the last moment so that everyone thinks it was an accident, not murder.

http://media.cleveland.com/world_impact/photo/vladimir-putin-co-pilot-081010jpg-88f207db806a956c_large.jpg

Give birth to a full grown man while standing in front of an audience of members of SPECTRE

http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/0826-putin-judo/8542092-1-eng-US/0826-PUTIN-Judo_full_300.jpg

[Bandito]

What CAN'T Putin do?

Obviously, he can:

Be a US Vietnam-war vet who outwits US police on a manhunt for him in a forest - and/or - single-handedly win the Vietnam war for the US after going back to save his POW war-buddies.

http://kiwipolemicist.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vladimir-putin-hunting-with-rifle.jpg?w=300&h=200

Lead a group of post-apocalyptic bandits in the nuclear wasteland that Australia has become after WWIII.

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/07/25/1713968/p10-putin-420x0.jpg

Dunno what this is a picture of, I'm from California.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/267828/thumbs/s-VLADIMIR-PUTIN-HOCKEY-large300.jpg

Hijack JFK Jr's plane and crash it - bailing out at the last moment so that everyone thinks it was an accident, not murder.

http://media.cleveland.com/world_impact/photo/vladimir-putin-co-pilot-081010jpg-88f207db806a956c_large.jpg

Give birth to a full grown man while standing in front of an audience of members of SPECTRE

http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/0826-putin-judo/8542092-1-eng-US/0826-PUTIN-Judo_full_300.jpg

I love you. :)

[ВАЛТЕР]

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Lawl. Good work Comrade Putin.:lol:


Good...Good...everything is falling into place...

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[An archist]

Also, in spirit of the locker-room mentality of chit-chat, this

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[tir1944]

That video made my day :laugh: