Something small that annoys the living shit out of you for no good reason II

[Ele'ill]

Continued from the first thread here (http://www.revleft.com/vb/something-small-annoys-t160351/index.html?p=2302325#post2302325)

[Ele'ill]

I now have a new item on my personal list of something small that annoys the living shit out of me and it's closing, opening anew and reporting about the something small that annoys the living shit out of you thread.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When you're saving/loading/downloading something and the progress bar jumps to 99% and then just stays there for a minute.

[xub3rn00dlex]

When amazon ( or any site ) doesn't update their tracking information. You provide free tracking, fucking use it. And when that tracking information tells you it will be here the 18th, and it is now the 21st and I don't have my order - you can fuck yourself amazon and your shipping. I want my money back.

[thefinalmarch]

dodger's (http://www.revleft.com/vb/member.php?u=58978) post style

[Smyg]

When people completely ignores the use of capital letters.

[dodger]

dodger's (http://www.revleft.com/vb/member.php?u=58978) post style

I'm working on it......I BOUGHT SHARES IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mY 7YR OLD NEICE IS TEACHING ME HOW TO POST PICTURES.....SOON A PICTURE WILL REPLACE A 1,000 WORDS...........:blushing:

[Bandito]

This thread should be stuck.

[Ose]

Self-service checkouts at supermarkets. Their contribution to unemployment aside, nothing pisses me off more than:

'Unexpected item in bagging area. Remove this item.'

FUCK OFF! More often than not, the unexpected item turns out to be a bag. Now call me crazy, but I struggle to think of anything less unexpected than a bag in something called the bagging area.

The only redeeming feature of these contraptions is that you can pick up the most expensive apples and run them through as the cheapest.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I want to have sex with my partner but I have to take a piss/shit....kinda ruins the moment,ya know? :glare:

[Erratus]

This just happened to me today. When I am walking around campus and I am approached by some charitable organisation. They started talking about whatever they are doing, like today was educating Mexican children. Everything seems fine, nothing out of the ordinary. I like it when you educate third world children. They give me papers and a speech and then they get my info to contact me on how I can help this cause. Then I finish up and walk away. I start rifling through the papers they gave me. Everything seems fine. Until...

"Our mission is to teach children how to read and write while spreading the word of our lord and savoir, Jesus Christ". Sneaky, sneaky Christians. They now have my cell phone number and e-mail. I now will be getting invitations to bible study every week. If you are a religious group doing religious shit, let me know straight up so that I can ignore you. Fuckers.

[Lobotomy]

When people leave their blinkers on for miles because they don't realize it's still on. that makes me sooooo angry for some reason.

[socialistjustin]

Random ass fwd text messages. I got one yesterday by somebody I don't know and now that number is calling me. Wtf? I don't know anybody in central LA so why does this person keep bothering me?

[norwegianwood90]

When people living in countries that use the right-hand side (of walkways, aisles, roads, etc.) use the left-hand side. I've had many unnecessary, and typically awkward, situations running into people who are walking on the opposite side of that which is socially expected. *Le rage*

[Quail]

When I think of a great thing to add to this thread but don't have internet access and then forget what I was going to write.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I make a huge effort to look as masculine as I can when I go out in public and people still call me "ma'am".
It's not small to me, but some people don't really understand the importance of pronouns and think I'm a petty whiner.

[socialistjustin]

I know what you mean. I am a male, but if I let my hair grow some then I will get confused for a woman. I have man boobs and look pretty young and somewhat feminine when I shave so I guess it's an easy mistake. It's still annoying though.

[Ele'ill]

When I think of a great thing to add to this thread but don't have internet access and then forget what I was going to write.


I'll often browse the forum from my phone but can't post from it- by the time I get to the library after work I've forgotten everything including the threads I was going to post in. Happens all the time.

[Luc]

I know it was said in the other thread but it just happened:

When one writes a long and good post only to have RevLeft ask one to long in again and one messes up their password deleting the post...

I proceded to say "fuck, fuck, fuck!!!" for the next 30 secs and kicked my chair across the room

It was a well written comment and it was about a subject that I've been really getting into and excited about (Democracy and Anarchism)!:cursing:

damnit!!!

some would say that is somthing small but damnit did it ever piss me off :cursing:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

It's that time of year and we're all going to have to hear about how Christmas is under attack and shit. My uncle spared no time and has already posted one of those lame ass things on his facebook.

[Ele'ill]

When facebook gets changed. I login after a month of not using it and it's impossible to figure out.

[socialistjustin]

Yeah, now facebook has this stupid thing where if a bunch of people post about the same topic then everything is posted together. This sounds good, but body of posts are above some newer posts so sometimes I have to scroll halfway down the page to find a post made only a few minutes ago.

[Susurrus]

The Ayn Rand "promoted videos" on youtube. Learnliberty? To put it in the proper manner:

J3q880yWja0

[Aloysius]

I know what you mean. I am a male, but if I let my hair grow some then I will get confused for a woman. I have man boobs and look pretty young and somewhat feminine when I shave so I guess it's an easy mistake. It's still annoying though.

Are you me?


When facebook gets changed. I login after a month of not using it and it's impossible to figure out.
I'm hoping Facebook will have a "Retro Day", where they revert the layout to the very first one.


I hate pants without pockets.
Speaking of which, I hate carrying pocketable items in my hands.

[The Old Man from Scene 24]

When I'm wiping my butt and then all of a sudden a hand comes up out of the toilet and tries to pull me in.

[Aloysius]

When I'm wiping my butt and then all of a sudden a hand comes up out of the toilet and tries to pull me in.

This happens way more often than is safe or even possible.

[Die Rote Fahne]

When I'm wiping my butt and then all of a sudden a hand comes up out of the toilet and tries to pull me in.

I'm sitting on the toilet right now......

On a similar note: ONE PLY FUCKING TOILET PAPER. If I wanted to finger my asshole, I'd do it when it's not dirty.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people try and speak for me.

[OHumanista]

This one is not a small thing...
Bigots who believe that "reverse" discrimination is a serious issue (usually reverting a very real issue to it's exact opposite)
Like: Workers are abusing capitalists(like Randroids). Blacks are persecuting whites.(usually white cappies) Atheists are persecuting the religious.(zealots who think they are persecuted because they can't burn heretics)

The other are lunatic conspiracy theorists. Like:
Aliens ruled ancient civilizations(plain stupid). We are all being controlled by things in our food and water(and yet I and many others are commies). The Illuminati rule the world(do I have to speak on this one?). Communists rule the world secretly (o r'lyeh?). The aristocratic mercantile families of the Republic of Venice are ruling the world (wtf?! And I hate this one with a passion. It severely hampers my historical research on the republic, as every time I google it this BULLSHIT appears, try doing it)

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I am watching a movie,hanging with friends,or doing whatever and all of a sudden I get a bloody nose.:cursing:

[OHumanista]

When I am watching a movie,hanging with friends,or doing whatever and all of a sudden I get a bloody nose.:cursing:

This too, happening a lot to me lately:cursing:

[Landsharks eat metal]

The tone of voice my mom gets when she talks about the futility of my future plans.

[socialistjustin]

Having ocd. People at the stores I go to think I'm nuts because I have to touch a door a certain way or whatever. I lucky that I can control it though so I don't look like a complete idiot.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

That all my girl managers are lesbians. My plan of climbing the ladder via sexual favors have been shot down :(

[Bandito]

I hate when people stand and stare at my computer to see what I'm looking at.

[Inner Peace]

1.Police
2.Politics
3.Popes/Church
4.Religion
5.Right Wingers
6.Army
7.Capitalists

An big fuck you to all of those people i hope you die very soon we arent going to miss you

[the Left™]

THAT ANNOYING FEELING WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING AND YOU JUST SHUT OFF MENTALITY AND START TO FALL ASLEEP xD

[Quail]

When people try and speak for me.
I hate this. My boyfriend's only annoying habit is that he tries to finish off my sentences and he always gets it wrong and it's so fucking annoying. On a similar topic, I hate people that talk over you. Like I know this guy and he's a perfectly nice person, but especially when he gets drunk he just talks over me and I can't get my point across.

[Chambered Word]

Forgetting something I was thinking about, was going to do or wanted to look up on the internet really quickly and then struggling to remember it. I've only noticed this happening since around the beginning of this year or so and it's really annoying.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When the bottom of my foot or my palm itches.

[Tablo]

When the spaghetti falls out of my pockets. :crying:

[Rusty Shackleford]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv17i3vbWv1r3k73wo1_500.jpg

[Agent Ducky]

When I'm video editing and Adobe Premiere decides "Fuck you, Ducky, I won't do what you tell me!" and shits out and deletes all my work for the past half hour. It doesn't CARE if I saved it, no. I swear, every piece of technology is conspiring in revolution against me.

[socialistjustin]

Security deposits for phones. This is so fucking stupid. I am paying for the phone and first month up front, why do I need to pay a security deposit? I could understand if the company was giving the phones away and letting you pay the first months bill whenever, but it makes no sense if I'm paying everything up front. Sure, I will fuck you guys over and not ever pay a bill again after that rendering the fucking smartphone useless. That's why I want to buy the phone, so I can't use it.

[Lobotomy]

Security deposits for phones. This is so fucking stupid. I am paying for the phone and first month up front, why do I need to pay a security deposit? I could understand if the company was giving the phones away and letting you pay the first months bill whenever, but it makes no sense if I'm paying everything up front. Sure, I will fuck you guys over and not ever pay a bill again after that rendering the fucking smartphone useless. That's why I want to buy the phone, so I can't use it.

Reminds me of how Ticketmaster charges a "convenience fee" for printable tickets (which you can't opt out of). You're seriously charging me an extra fee for using MY OWN printer? :cursing:

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Snobs who think they know anything but just end up embarrassing themselves.

[piet11111]

Snobs who think they know anything but just end up embarrassing themselves.

And then go on by never admitting they where wrong.

[Tablo]

Shitty mac mice that they have for a lot of my school computers.

[xub3rn00dlex]

When your wisdom teeth start breaching through your gums and swell them up, making it fucking aggravating and painful to use your mouth. FucuUCUuUcucCCK and FUuuUuUuUuCK insurance companies.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When I'm having a really nice dream and then it suddenly turns into a nightmare. Or dreams where I'm the bad guy, I wake up thinking "That was fucked up ART".

[Martin Blank]

Poor spelling and grammar in professional publications -- e.g., your local daily newspaper. I should not have to hand-correct and send back whole issues of the paper. I'm a 39-year-old community college dropout on Social Security Disability, and I am better versed in English grammar, spelling and composition than the editors of the newspaper?!

[PhoenixAsh]

The closing of RC annoys the piss out of me.

[Quail]

Getting a hair in the back of my throat and not being able to get it out.

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

when 75 yearold grandparents are told by my dad that im communist, then go on to say shit about the kibbutz in israel. that it doesnt work, move to cuba. and whatever i say is completely stupid and that communism is is a totalitarian dictatorship, even though you say you dont know

[Meditation]

Small Things that annoys me:
Internet trolls

[Meditation]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv17i3vbWv1r3k73wo1_500.jpg

phh running windows in linux this never happens :)

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Poor spelling and grammar in professional publications -- e.g., your local daily newspaper. I should not have to hand-correct and send back whole issues of the paper. I'm a 39-year-old community college dropout on Social Security Disability, and I am better versed in English grammar, spelling and composition than the editors of the newspaper?!

A little while back up here in Maine one of the local papers ran a article on gay marriage and so many people complained that they had to correct the article.Get this though,they weren't complaining about the fact that the article was about gay marriage but instead that the writing and grammar in said article was so atrocious. Imagine that: a controversial issues where more people complain about the grammar than the actual content.

I was talking with my teacher about this and this event isn't by any means a isolated incident;the paper regulary has so bad grammar that she routinely has her students go through the paper and correct the incorrect grammar for extra credit.

[Die Rote Fahne]

People who find it hard to converse about anything besides sex.

[Raúl Duke]

People texting or staring at their phones in certain social contexts; like on dates, in the middle of a conversation, etc.

[Chambered Word]

People texting or staring at their phones in certain social contexts; like on dates, in the middle of a conversation, etc.

Oh god yes. People who text at parties, even friends of mine. WHY?!

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Oh god yes. People who text at parties, even friends of mine. WHY?!

My pet peeve with texting is when friends,and some family,do it during a movie.Its like,"watch the friggin movie! If you don't then don't be surprised when you are all of a sudden lost!" Really gets me for some reason.

[xub3rn00dlex]

People who find it hard to converse about anything besides sex.

Dude... like... what else would you talk about?!


People texting or staring at their phones in certain social contexts; like on dates, in the middle of a conversation, etc.


Oh god yes. People who text at parties, even friends of mine. WHY?!

You do this if you don't want to talk to someone. IE: I'm standing here, drink in my hand, eying this girl, she's eying me back. Then some guy walks over and starts chatting me up, I start texting instead of blatantly telling him fuck off. On dates though I don't understand.

[Kitty_Paine]

You do this if you don't want to talk to someone. IE: I'm standing here, drink in my hand, eying this girl, she's eying me back. Then some guy walks over and starts chatting me up, I start texting instead of blatantly telling him fuck off. On dates though I don't understand.

I just tell people to fuck off...

:mellow:

[xub3rn00dlex]

I just tell people to fuck off...

:mellow:

Which is why I'm a sweetheart and you're just... cruel and coldhearted. :D

[NewLeft]

You do this if you don't want to talk to someone. IE: I'm standing here, drink in my hand, eying this girl, she's eying me back. Then some guy walks over and starts chatting me up, I start texting instead of blatantly telling him fuck off. On dates though I don't understand.

lol Cockblocks..

Something that annoys me? When someone leaves sweat on the bars..

[thefinalmarch]

Food packaging which says that cooking times will vary depending on the wattage of your microwave, but which don't even specify what wattage the packaging goes by.

[Chambered Word]

You do this if you don't want to talk to someone. IE: I'm standing here, drink in my hand, eying this girl, she's eying me back. Then some guy walks over and starts chatting me up, I start texting instead of blatantly telling him fuck off. On dates though I don't understand.

true, but I'm talking about people who actually do text for the hell of it at parties.

[Leftsolidarity]

When you're huffing gasoline and you almost puke

[Die Rote Fahne]

When you're huffing gasoline and you almost puke

People who huff gasoline and are surprised that they almost puke.

[Princess Luna]

When you're huffing gasoline and you almost puke
go buy a bottle of fucking Robitussin, there are plenty of legal ways to get high, that will not make you brain-dead like huffing gas will

~LSA (http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/lsa/lsa.shtml), from morning glory seeds, just don't buy seeds from places like wal-mart as they coat them with chemicals to keep people from getting high. How ever un-coated are legally available online, just make sure it says they are uncoated before you buy
~Mescaline (http://www.erowid.org/plants/cacti/cacti.shtml) from San Pedro
~ DXM (http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dxm/)from Robitussin, just make sure its only Dextromethorphan HBr, if it has acetaminophen in it, it will cause liver failure and if it has Guaifenesin in it you will puke for guts out

also don't try Benadryl (Diphenhydramine), it won't harm you like huffing, but it is a miserable experiance (I've done it 3 times so take my word it doesn't get better), also the legality of everything mentioned above applies to America, the laws in what ever country you are in maybe different so check Erowid to avoid any trouble, and always following dosing instructions when taking any drug (except marijuana)

[Meditation]

http://troll.me/images/y-u-no/internet-connection-y-u-no-connect.jpg

[Leftsolidarity]

People who huff gasoline and are surprised that they almost puke.

My pathetic defense is that it was my first time huffing gasoline. That's where the surprise comes from. Probably my last time as well. Not so much fun. Just a lot of "fuckkkkkk i dont feel too hot brah..."

[Smyg]

Authoritarian moderators who ruin peoples' fun through reform just for the sake of reforms. That is all.

[Aurora]

My pathetic defense is that it was my first time huffing gasoline. That's where the surprise comes from. Probably my last time as well. Not so much fun. Just a lot of "fuckkkkkk i dont feel too hot brah..."

Trixie is absolutely right, there are much safer and better alternatives man, and if your so desperate to get high that you'll risk heart attack, brain damage and death you might consider that theres something wrong.
Please stay safe.

[xub3rn00dlex]

true, but I'm talking about people who actually do text for the hell of it at parties.

They're just anxious bro. Next time poor 'em a few drinks yourself, get 'em up and partying.

[Tablo]

They're just anxious bro. Next time poor 'em a few drinks yourself, get 'em up and partying.
This. I can't put down my phone at parties unless I've had a couple.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I am listening to a video on youtube and I go to another tab to listen to a different song and all of a suddenly other noise interferes and I go back to discover that the youtube channel I was previously on automatically switched to another video.

[xub3rn00dlex]

This. I can't put down my phone at parties unless I've had a couple.

Oh I'm absolutely the same way, especially once you notice all the cute girls at the party. I need to polish off a few drinks, and then a few more in order to get loose enough to feel at ease talking with them. Honestly I should be drinking before talking with any girl... helps beat that anxiety.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

On the subject of texting: When you're out somewhere trying to have fun and someone you're with just sits it out and texts the whole time. Like one time I payed for my cousin and I to go ice-skating. We got there and he sat at some tables and texted his girlfriend the whole time. Just put your fucking phone down and enjoy yourself asshole. Another thing I hate is when customers don't pick up after themselves. Like they'll leave their trays, their soda, their food, etc, just laying out on the table. Throw it away yourself lazy ass, don't make me pick up your trash every time you come in.

[socialistjustin]

After I shave, I get these huge pimples on my lips. This current pimple is huge and has the biggest white head. Looks so bad and I can't pop it as it will look worse.

[Kitty_Paine]

Oh I'm absolutely the same way, especially once you notice all the cute girls at the party. I need to polish off a few drinks, and then a few more in order to get loose enough to feel at ease talking with them. Honestly I should be drinking before talking with any girl... helps beat that anxiety.

You're so lame Ubernoodle... so incredibly, flamingly lame.... lol :laugh:

[Landsharks eat metal]

Being in a crowded room that's running out empty chairs and your two choices are to stand around awkwardly or to sit right next to a stranger like a creeper.

[Ele'ill]

Car windows not unfogging.

[Le Socialiste]

When amazon ( or any site ) doesn't update their tracking information. You provide free tracking, fucking use it. And when that tracking information tells you it will be here the 18th, and it is now the 21st and I don't have my order - you can fuck yourself amazon and your shipping. I want my money back.

Fucking this. I'm having that problem right now, and it's obnoxious as hell.

Edit - How can my order be in the same town in Ohio for six days straight?

[The Young Pioneer]

Those wee bits of gristle on otherwise delicious pieces of meat.

[Le Socialiste]

People texting or staring at their phones in certain social contexts; like on dates, in the middle of a conversation, etc.

I'm guilty of that, but only when I'm in really awkward situations or don't feel like talking to anyone.

[Leftsolidarity]

Having homework to do and no friends to hang out with yet still being to lazy to do your work

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Having homework to do and no friends to hang out with yet still being to lazy to do your work

I have this problem a lot only instead of friends it is doing things online or whatever.I don't know what about doing nothing is better than doing my homework but it has remained appealing throughout the years.

[Die Rote Fahne]

I have this problem a lot only instead of friends it is doing things online or whatever.I don't know what about doing nothing is better than doing my homework but it has remained appealing throughout the years.

Yeah, I usually wait til the last minute for EVERYTHING in terms of school. Studying, assignments, homework. Whatever.

[Leftsolidarity]

Yeah, I usually wait til the last minute for EVERYTHING in terms of school. Studying, assignments, homework. Whatever.

Yeah but then again, fuck school. So I guess I don't really care. I'm too cool for school :cool:

[xub3rn00dlex]

Yeah but then again, fuck school. So I guess I don't really care. I'm too cool for school :cool:

School is for losers! ;)


You're so lame Ubernoodle... so incredibly, flamingly lame.... lol :laugh:

Oh don't even get me started kitty :D


Fucking this. I'm having that problem right now, and it's obnoxious as hell.

Edit - How can my order be in the same town in Ohio for six days straight?

FBI must have it. Funny enough, I called up amazon, yelled a little, and my order showed up the next day. Try it!

Also, not being able to take a deuce and surf revleft in my upstairs bathroom, because the wifi "magically" disappears. Must be a poop force field or something, fucking r2-d2.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people say their stuff got "hacked" when in reality what happened was they didn't sign out and someone else got on and realized X person hadn't signed out. That's not getting hacked...

[Agent Ducky]

Musical elitists. You have your tastes, I have my tastes, get the fuck over yourself. As much as I love punk, all the people who have nothing better to do but argue over what's "real punk" and what's not need to shut the fuck up.

[Chambered Word]

Musical elitists. You have your tastes, I have my tastes, get the fuck over yourself. As much as I love punk, all the people who have nothing better to do but argue over what's "real punk" and what's not need to shut the fuck up.

Admittedly I hate it when people try to score 'punk points' by talking about how much they hate Green Day or blink-182 (great bands if you ask me, especially Green Day), but I'm still proud to be a musical elitist. :cool:


They're just anxious bro. Next time poor 'em a few drinks yourself, get 'em up and partying.

I know all about that shit man, it's understandable when people do it out of anxiety, but when people go back and forth between having perfectly normal conversations and texting some friend of theirs it seems so petty. I can't see why you wouldn't just leave the stupid thing in your pocket and have some fun.

[thefinalmarch]

Musical elitists. You have your tastes, I have my tastes, get the fuck over yourself. As much as I love punk, all the people who have nothing better to do but argue over what's "real punk" and what's not need to shut the fuck up.
Real punk:EIceLNzqYb8

[socialistjustin]

I remember the real punk conversations. Whenever me and my friends would see a guy with an anti flag shirt we would start laughing and get into that elitist snob mode and say "pfft, look at that idiot with the anti flag shirt. Thats not real punk". Because, you know, real punk involves big mohawks and studs everywhere oh and dont forget the crust patches!

[Leftsolidarity]

I remember the real punk conversations. Whenever me and my friends would see a guy with an anti flag shirt we would start laughing and get into that elitist snob mode and say "pfft, look at that idiot with the anti flag shirt. Thats not real punk". Because, you know, real punk involves big mohawks and studs everywhere oh and dont forget the crust patches!

Anti-Flag is the band that first ever got me into punk and politics....and I like crust..... :crying:

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

listening to a song for the hundredth time.

this probably already has been said, but when you cant find the droids your looking for

[socialistjustin]

Anti-Flag is the band that first ever got me into punk and politics....and I like crust..... :crying:


Same here on both fronts. I was just making fun of my former self.

Actually it was the Dead Kennedys who got me interested in politics, but anti flag was my first punk band.

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

oh and i forgot completely.

SCREAMER VIDEOS:cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing ::cursing::cursing::cursing:

[Azraella]

Musical elitists. You have your tastes, I have my tastes, get the fuck over yourself. As much as I love punk, all the people who have nothing better to do but argue over what's "real punk" and what's not need to shut the fuck up.


This is pretty bad in the metal scene and why I don't participate in metal forums anymore. It's annoying as fuck. Ever seen a debate about the "Big 4" especially about Megadeth and Mettalica? Pft. I like both and shut the fuck up about it. I can appreciate both. The same goes for things like metalcore or Dragonforce, I like some of it despite iy basically being reviled. GAH!

---

Today I have a hate-on for stupid people.

I suppose I always have that hate, somewhere, deep down under my ego. For various reasons, some practical, some intensely personal and not very pretty to examine.

Today though, it is because they cannot be reasoned with, debated against or taught.

An intelligent person might disagree, or be stubborn and refuse to listen; but they are always capable of understanding, should they make the choice to try. Discourse can occur if their attitude allows it, communication can happen, ideas can be exchanged and analyzed. If they are confronted with sufficient evidence contrary to their position, they change their minds or expand their view.

A stupid person is incapable of that. It is frustrating beyond belief to have gone ten rounds with some moron on a subject only to have found out that they are totally incapable of understanding things that are presented to them as counterpoints. To know that all logic and reason, all fact and proof have gone in one direction but this dumb motherfucker will never acknowledge that because they're simply incapable of the kind of thought required to grasp any of it. Then they often go on to just repeat their initial idiocy ad nauseum with an attitude as if it were unassailably correct.

I just want to shake them violently. Or invent a time machine and start a eugenics program that prevents their birth from ever happening to begin with.

[piet11111]

Like those people that claim communism can not work state some reasons why then you debunk them point for point and then they say country X failed hence communism can not work and repeat ad nauseum.

[Azraella]

Like those people that claim communism can not work state some reasons why then you debunk them point for point and then they say country X failed hence communism can not work and repeat ad nauseum.

This was an argument in my Asatru women's group(about a month ago). That's kind of creepy. The person I was debating was saying that [anarchist] communism was against human nature (and heathen ethics) and despite all of the arguments and reasoning I provided for a communist society using what I know about psychology and heathen ethics, apparently I was wrong and a complete monster.

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

When people dont flush the toilet in public restrooms

[Rusty Shackleford]

When people dont flush the toilet in public restrooms
when the automatic flusher flushes before you are done.

[socialistjustin]

When the automatic flusher doesn't flush thus leading people on this forum to complain about people not flushing.

[NewLeft]

When the power goes out for like a second, annihilating all your work..

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I am trying to light a candle and I accidentally burn myself.

[Rusty Shackleford]

When I am trying to light a candle and I accidentally burn myself.
that and lighting ANYTHING in a light breeze.

[NewLeft]

When I am trying to light a candle and I accidentally burn myself.

It's okay, you still didn't beat my 'stabbing myself with a butterknife' incident..

[xub3rn00dlex]

Pfft. The microwave is my worst enemy. I literally blew up butter, chocolate, ceramics, glass, and bacon in there. Yes. My bacon Ex-fucking-ploded. Fuck microwaves.

[socialistjustin]

I hate lighting anything in the wind. Back when I was doing the street thing it sucked because you can't exactly go inside a McDonalds to light up a Blunt. So you struggle to get it rolling and it ruins the experience.

[NewLeft]

I hate lighting anything in the wind. Back when I was doing the street thing it sucked because you can't exactly go inside a McDonalds to light up a Blunt. So you struggle to get it rolling and it ruins the experience.
Good, I hate those fucking hippies smoking pot outside my house..


Pfft. The microwave is my worst enemy. I literally blew up butter, chocolate, ceramics, glass, and bacon in there. Yes. My bacon Ex-fucking-ploded. Fuck microwaves.

I want to try putting KClO3 and a gummy bear in a microwave. Would it work.. Hmm.

[socialistjustin]

I remember putting a sonic foil wrapper in the microwave by accident. I was only a kid and didn't know the wrapper sparks and catches fire. It was pretty funny to watch.

[xub3rn00dlex]

The only thing microwaves are good for are getting rid of DVDs... for those desperate times lol.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When I offer to be the test subject of a painful experiment because I've been assured it won't hurt.

[Chambered Word]

Real punk:EIceLNzqYb8

The Cockney Rejects <3 Oi! Oi! Oi! and I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles are the shit.


I remember the real punk conversations. Whenever me and my friends would see a guy with an anti flag shirt we would start laughing and get into that elitist snob mode and say "pfft, look at that idiot with the anti flag shirt. Thats not real punk". Because, you know, real punk involves big mohawks and studs everywhere oh and dont forget the crust patches!

I never understood what was wrong with Anti Flag, they manage to make political music without being cheesy or boring, in fact I'd say they're one of the better mainstream punk bands out today. Their Clash covers were brilliant, and I loved their I Fought The Law version almost as much of the original. :)

[Catmatic Leftist]

When people dont flush the toilet in public restrooms


when the automatic flusher flushes before you are done.


When the automatic flusher doesn't flush thus leading people on this forum to complain about people not flushing.

People who talk about poop.

[piet11111]

This was an argument in my Asatru women's group(about a month ago). That's kind of creepy. The person I was debating was saying that [anarchist] communism was against human nature (and heathen ethics) and despite all of the arguments and reasoning I provided for a communist society using what I know about psychology and heathen ethics, apparently I was wrong and a complete monster.


95% of all conversations on communism go that way its actually quite handy once you have your own arguments ready to go it gets frustrating when they are too boneheaded to understand that "country X failed hence communism will never work" is a terrible argument.

[The Young Pioneer]

Musical elitists. You have your tastes, I have my tastes, get the fuck over yourself. As much as I love punk, all the people who have nothing better to do but argue over what's "real punk" and what's not need to shut the fuck up.

This, except about metal.

[Leftsolidarity]

when you wipe your ass and the toilet paper rips.....

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

When the automatic flusher doesn't flush thus leading people on this forum to complain about people not flushing.
when we dont have automatic flushers.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When you reach for the lever that flushes the toilet in a public place and it's wet. OMG what the hell did I just touch!

[thefinalmarch]

I have never seen a toilet with a flush lever, only buttons. trufax

[xub3rn00dlex]

When you reach for the lever that flushes the toilet in a public place and it's wet. OMG what the hell did I just touch!

And hence there was the invention of shoes...

[Chambered Word]

dudes who piss all over toilet seats. I'm so glad I'm out of high school now.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When people tell me to stop apologizing for everything and expect me to be instantly able to reverse the bad habit I've built up over years (and get annoyed when my immediate response to their command is "Sorry!", because what else are you supposed to say to that?)

[Leftsolidarity]

When people tell me to stop apologizing for everything and expect me to be instantly able to reverse the bad habit I've built up over years (and get annoyed when my immediate response to their command is "Sorry!", because what else are you supposed to say to that?)

Replace it with "Fuck you!"'s. They will want the old you back in no time.

[thefinalmarch]

And hence there was the invention of shoes...
You flush the toilet with your feet?

[NewLeft]

You flush the toilet with your feet?

You don't? :sneaky:

[xub3rn00dlex]

You flush the toilet with your feet?

Dude, I've seen toilets in conditions I didn't think were possible... I am not fucking touching the handle with my hands.

You don't? :sneaky:
+1, I don't get how people don't kick the flusher to flush it.

[piet11111]

dudes who piss all over toilet seats. I'm so glad I'm out of high school now.

Far more common with women though (used to clean on a ferry here)

[TheGodlessUtopian]

dudes who piss all over toilet seats. I'm so glad I'm out of high school now.

Haha... it doesn't end with High School....sorry to rain on your parade,I am sure you were happy to.:lol:

[Tablo]

I've never understood why guys can't aim their pee stream. It ain't hard to avoid pissing all over the place. :glare:

[Chambered Word]

Far more common with women though (used to clean on a ferry here)

lol so I've heard, how the fuck do women manage to do that? do they stand up like men often do? I'd really like to know. :laugh:


You flush the toilet with your feet?

it's a great idea tbh, but I've never been to a toilet that flushes with a lever before.


Haha... it doesn't end with High School....sorry to rain on your parade,I am sure you were happy to.:lol:

I know. :blushing: still, I tend to see it less outside of school. fuck, when I went to primary school there were people who managed to miss the toilet with a turd. that place was shit - no pun intended at all.


I've never understood why guys can't aim their pee stream. It ain't hard to avoid pissing all over the place. :glare:

I dunno dude, my stream's a little weird. still, one manages not to piss all over everything in the vicinity of the toilet bowl.

[piet11111]

lol so I've heard, how the fuck do women manage to do that? do they stand up like men often do? I'd really like to know. :laugh:

I think they just refuse to sit all the way down.

[socialistjustin]

Great reviews for meh games. I put Batman Arkham City on my gamefly list and got it and it's nowhere near as good as people said. Thank fuck I don't buy games anymore because I would've wasted money.

[Veovis]

The phrase "keep your eyes peeled."

It doesn't annoy me so much as it grosses me the fuck out because it makes me think of someone taking a potato peeler to an eyeball.

Kind of like that scene in Chien Andalou.

[socialistjustin]

David Stern and the NBA owners.

The US government for holding back climate summits.

[xub3rn00dlex]

I've never understood why guys can't aim their pee stream. It ain't hard to avoid pissing all over the place. :glare:

Some guys have bigger dicks which makes pissing more controllable. ;)

[NewLeft]

When the school wifi has a filter..

[piet11111]

Turns out i am getting a bald spot on the top of my head after having my mom cutting my hair.
My sister took a pic and thinks its the funniest thing ever.

I do not mind going bald at 26 but its annoying my sis thinks its so damn funny.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Turns out i am getting a bald spot on the top of my head after having my mom cutting my hair.
My sister took a pic and thinks its the funniest thing ever.

I do not mind going bald at 26 but its annoying my sis thinks its so damn funny.

Are you going to do a combover? I don't want to lose my hair before i turn 30, but if i did i'd probably shave or wax my entire head

[piet11111]

Are you going to do a combover? I don't want to lose my hair before i turn 30, but if i did i'd probably shave or wax my entire head

Hell no i will just shave my head if it becomes to bad.
Its just really thin on top of my head that you can clearly see skin but i am so tall (1.92 meters) that its hardly noticeable anyway.

Besides i am not really bothered by it its more annoying my sister thinks its hilarious.
I am not an attractive man anyway its my charming personality i need to rely on ;)

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When the AD on a youtube video I'm trying to watch won't fully load up. Really? Come on!

[NewLeft]

When the AD on a youtube video I'm trying to watch won't fully load up. Really? Come on!

Try adblock, I never see those ads on youtube.

[socialistjustin]

The fact that I can't grow a proper beard. Basically I can only get a neck beard with a Moustache that is about as bad as Derek Holland's. So yeah I need to shave it because it doesn't look good, but I'm always too lazy.

Also, I have brown hair everywhere except for my sideburns and beard. That hair is red. WTF? Maybe my Dad is right and we have Irish or Scottish ancestry and I'm the unfortunate person who gets stuck with my french brown hair and the red beard.

[Leftsolidarity]

When you try to scratch your balls but rip out a peub.

[Invader Zim]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv17i3vbWv1r3k73wo1_500.jpg

I have that mouse. Win.

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

I have that mouse. Win.
its not your mouse, its your computer, its probably very slow

mine is the same way

[Kitty_Paine]

its not your mouse, its your computer, its probably very slow

mine is the same way

Mine used to be slow, then I found a thread on here that explained how to clean it up. I downloaded CCleaner and defragged my hard-drive and my PC has been good to go ever since. I can't remember who made that thread but I owe you one... who ever you are... *sigh* :o

You should do the same, CCleaner is awesome and free, yay! I'm no tech genious though, far from it... I know there are more than a few super nerds on here though (no offense intended, lol) that could probably help you out. A few threads too.

[Invader Zim]

its not your mouse, its your computer, its probably very slow

mine is the same way


No, not the computer. The actual mouse in the image. It is a Microsoft Comfort Optical Mouse 3000.

[RedAnarchist]

No, not the computer. The actual mouse in the image. It is a Microsoft Comfort Optical Mouse 3000.

What's that film with the guy who really likes his red stapler?

[Leftsolidarity]

When Revleft goes down for like 3 days....

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When Revleft goes down for like 3 days....

due to a "fascist conspiracy." :lol:

[Smyg]

For some reason, it really annoys me with the Board Administration doesn't spell the names of banned dissidents correctly.

And no, I am still not happy. :p

[Veovis]

People who spit. Especially if they spit on the sidewalk, or worse inside a building.

[Agent Ducky]

People who assume I support shit like the DPRK because I'm a "communist." Dude, if I thought "communism" was a despotic, authoritarian dictatorship shithole, would I wear their symbol in public? What kind of fucked up person do you think I am?

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I get sick again despite being sick no more than a month ago...:(

[Leftsolidarity]

People who assume I support shit like the DPRK because I'm a "communist." Dude, if I thought "communism" was a despotic, authoritarian dictatorship shithole, would I wear their symbol in public? What kind of fucked up person do you think I am?

Get that shit on a daily basis. It's hard when they ask me "So you support the DPRK or China right?" because the real answer is long and ends up being a "Yes but no". Fucking annoying.

[Kitty_Paine]

Get that shit on a daily basis. It's hard when they ask me "So you support the DPRK or China right?" because the real answer is long and ends up being a "Yes but no". Fucking annoying.

I just refuse to talk to people about it half the time because I can tell by the way they question me they've already made up their mind and even if fucking jesus christ came down and told them communism was a good idea they would say jesus had been corrupted by the evil black magic of socialism and try and kill him again. I'll talk to people who I feel will actually listen but besides those few people, I'd rather not get into a pointless argument.

Not to mention it's absurd how many people actual think just because someone is communist or socialist, they must be a bad person inherently.

Being an Atheist doesn't help help either...

The second someone puts together Communist-Atheist in their head they either faint or try and turn me into the police as a national security threat.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people thank God and say he is good when something horrible happens just because it could have been worse.

"You've had the same password for 882 days, you need a new one". Really! Now I have to come up with another word to memorize that nobody will guess. Fuck I have too many passwords.

[Kitty_Paine]

When people thank God and say he is good when something horrible happens just because it could have been worse.

When people thank god and attribute everything that happens in thier life to "him", taking no responsibility themselves, believing "god" has a plan for everyone... blah.

[Obs]

The fucking BA, am I right guys?

[Azraella]

When you know Christian theology very well and someone asks you why Fred Phelps is not a hypocrite.

[Azraella]

The second someone puts together Communist-Atheist in their head they either faint or try and turn me into the police as a national security threat.

Try being a queer pagan and... actually being an open anarchist. I have similar problems

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Amerika....

It wasn't amusing in the 90's and it isn't amusing now.Please use the correct spelling and present a mature image of yourself to the public.

[Leftsolidarity]

Getting walked in on by the other person's parent

[Agent Ducky]

This one guy who I don't KNOW ( I have no clue what his name is, I've never talked to him prior to this...) but he seems to know me... who runs into me on an almost daily basis at school and yells shit at me like "Capitalism is awesome!" "God bless capitalism!" I tried arguing with him and his arguments were shit-tier. Like, "Capitalism is good because it built this great nation, however, this nation is not as great as it could be because Obama is in power and he is a socialist." I wanna punch this guy. At first I thought he was just IRL trolling but after arguing with him.... FUCK HUMANITY.

[Chambered Word]

^I reckon you might as well treat capitalist trolls the way they treat you. if someone's not willing to have a proper discussion they're just there to piss you off.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Getting walked in on by the other person's parent

Getting walked in on while doing what?

[Kitty_Paine]

Getting walked in on while doing what?

Strangling his meat :rolleyes:

[Kitty_Paine]

Try being a queer pagan and... actually being an open anarchist. I have similar problems

I can only imagine, those are like the big three no-no's of western civilization. I'm sure Glenn Beck couldn't think of anything worse. More power to you, you're already more interesting and worthwhile than any other "normal" bullshit, reproduction of a person out there, and what you've posted are the only things I know about you, lol.

[Leftsolidarity]

Getting walked in on while doing what?

Any sort of sexual activity. I was with a girl yesterday and we were making out and my hands were in her pants and we literally were ABOUT to have sex. Like I was in the process of taking her pants off and then her fucking mom walks in and says "I see what you kids are doing in here" then procedes to stand over the bed having a conversation with me and my rock-hard boner for like 5 minutes just to spite me.

Always annoying. Not the first time thats happened and I know it won't be the last.

[Kitty_Paine]

Any sort of sexual activity. I was with a girl yesterday and we were making out and my hands were in her pants and we literally were ABOUT to have sex. Like I was in the process of taking her pants off and then her fucking mom walks in and says "I see what you kids are doing in here" then procedes to stand over the bed having a conversation with me and my rock-hard boner for like 5 minutes just to spite me.

Always annoying. Not the first time thats happened and I know it won't be the last.

I'm sorry to laugh at your misfortunes but... lol, that was a funny story. What an evil mother that girl had. You're just kids, doin what kids do. I've actually had a few similar experiences, nothing as direct as that I don't think though. You might just be really unlucky... maybe you should do some work in some homeless shelters, get your karma back, lol.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Any sort of sexual activity. I was with a girl yesterday and we were making out and my hands were in her pants and we literally were ABOUT to have sex. Like I was in the process of taking her pants off and then her fucking mom walks in and says "I see what you kids are doing in here" then procedes to stand over the bed having a conversation with me and my rock-hard boner for like 5 minutes just to spite me.

Always annoying. Not the first time thats happened and I know it won't be the last.

Jesus... I think I just might have died of embarrassment if I were in your position.I hope this is something that never happens to me (though I have a odd feeling that it just might).

[ComradeGrant]

When my British Imperialism-apologist grandmother tells me that nothing can change right now and I just have to vote for the democrats and hope for the best. I don't care how old you are, how you're related to me, or how interesting your stories are I refuse to respect ideas like that. I hate my family.

[Obs]

Any sort of sexual activity. I was with a girl yesterday and we were making out and my hands were in her pants and we literally were ABOUT to have sex. Like I was in the process of taking her pants off and then her fucking mom walks in and says "I see what you kids are doing in here" then procedes to stand over the bed having a conversation with me and my rock-hard boner for like 5 minutes just to spite me.

Always annoying. Not the first time thats happened and I know it won't be the last.
Beats getting walked in on while giving someone a pearl necklace with a recently smoked bong standing next to the bed, and a bag of white powder on said person's desk (and I don't even DO that shit!), then getting the shit kicked out of you, the person you were previously with joining in and kicking you while you're lying naked and helplessly baked on the floor.

That was one crazy night.

[Leftsolidarity]

Beats getting walked in on while giving someone a pearl necklace with a recently smoked bong standing next to the bed, and a bag of white powder on said person's desk (and I don't even DO that shit!), then getting the shit kicked out of you, the person you were previously with joining in and kicking you while you're lying naked and helplessly baked on the floor.

That was one crazy night.

I just laughed so fucking hard and I'm in my school library. That sounds like an interesting night.

[NewLeft]

Falling for someone you can't have. :sleep:

[Chambered Word]

Beats getting walked in on while giving someone a pearl necklace with a recently smoked bong standing next to the bed, and a bag of white powder on said person's desk (and I don't even DO that shit!), then getting the shit kicked out of you, the person you were previously with joining in and kicking you while you're lying naked and helplessly baked on the floor.

That was one crazy night.

sounds like you know how to party d00d.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

French names. Just found out how to say Fourier correctly. Mind=blown. I'm not going to ever say Proudhon out loud until I know it for real. Also doing stereotypical things that I dislike. For instance ran into a fellow commie today while at Starbucks buying my friend something there(I still have never gotten anything from there in my whole life) so I sit down and we started talking about revolution. Then I realized I was that guy sitting in a coffee shop talking about revolution while another commie drank a frappe or whatever like the stereotypical elitist douchebag's would.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I burn myself the same way twice in less than a month...urgh...

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When I burn myself the same way twice in less than a month...urgh...

This! I burn myself all the time on the exact same place doing the excact same thing at my job when I'm on the grill. It will barely start to heal then I'll do it again *facepallm*.

[Leftsolidarity]

Waking up with a bloody nose

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

When molten plastic is on you glove, and you have molten plastic on your hands.

Another thing that annoys me, is having a dream, in not being a bad one, not a good one, and is just awesome.

Having a dream where you kill your dog.

Having a dream where zombies take over the world(well this isn't a bad thing:lol:)

[Ostrinski]

When CNN starts every single one of their facebook posts with "Breaking News:"
It's like "!... fuck."

[Agent Ducky]

When I'm arguing politics with my mom. She's a hopeless liberal, and the thing is she doesn't really like arguments or know what she's talking about so she takes it personally while I'm getting into debate-mode and owning her arguments....She'll just walk away from the argument having learned nothing because she didn't let me make my whole point.... Frustrating, when I find out she hasn't been listening to one thing I've been saying.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Waking up with a bloody nose

I hear ya man, sometimes I actually have nose bleeds when I sleep so when I wake up my entire face is coated in dried blood.

[RedAnarchist]

I hear ya man, sometimes I actually have nose bleeds when I sleep so when I wake up my entire face is coated in dried blood.

I used to get them in my sleep, strangely often on Tuesdays (but not every Tuesday), although thankfully I never woke up to a face coated with dried blood.

[Ele'ill]

Bicyclists who are at a stop sign on a side street who half run half ride their bike to and across the cross walk. 'NO JUST KIDDING i'M A PEDESTRIAN FOR A SECOND LOL'

[Leftsolidarity]

3rd day of work:

Walk into the bathroom I have to clean to find that some asshole smeared their shit ALL OVER the fucking toilet. ON BOTH SIDES OF THE TOILET SEAT TOO!!!!

Not fucking cool at all.

[Ele'ill]

Not fucking cool at all.

You mean the poop smears were still hot?

[ComradeGrant]

Teenagers that are not my friends or me.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Teenagers that are not my friends or me.

Story of my life dude...only I even have a slight disdain for my friends.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

3rd day of work:

Walk into the bathroom I have to clean to find that some asshole smeared their shit ALL OVER the fucking toilet. ON BOTH SIDES OF THE TOILET SEAT TOO!!!!

Not fucking cool at all.

Christ that sounds awful... imagine what the 7th day of work will bestow for you.

[¿Que?]

That this thread is now a sticky or in the event that this has already been stated, when someone gets an idea before I do.

[Quail]

Having a cold that makes my throat itch.

[Quail]

When I accidentally double click "New Posts" and have to wait 5 seconds to search again :cursing:

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

when somebody says they said something to you, when in reality, they didnt, then get mad at you for not knowing
happens all the time to me, at school, home, and here

[NewLeft]

When your neighbour's christmas decorations sing jingle bells 24/7.

[La Comédie Noire]

People who think because I'm a white male it's okay to say racist or sexist things around me.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

3rd day of work:

Walk into the bathroom I have to clean to find that some asshole smeared their shit ALL OVER the fucking toilet. ON BOTH SIDES OF THE TOILET SEAT TOO!!!!

Not fucking cool at all.

I hate it when that happens. At McDonalds half the time it's on accident, some little kid won't make it in time and there's shit everywhere *shudder*.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When my mom gets the sudden urge to vacuum at 6:30 in the morning right outside my door. When I dream that I'm at work then I wake up and have to go to work.

[Kitty_Paine]

My thoughts :blink:

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I am eating and all of a sudden my cavities act up and send me reeling in pain.

[Leftsolidarity]

Shitting in your pants


I haven't done that since like kindergarden but that must suck...

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Shitting in your pants


I haven't done that since like kindergarden but that must suck...

Damn straight it must, medical problems have done damage in my life.

[Agent Ducky]

When I go to the doctor and he tells me that I should go to an Occupy protest and get arrested and go to jail for being a communist. >.>

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people say stupid shit like "You like rock music? Well they banned rock music in Cuba, Che would have you shot for listening to RATM you dumbass commie". WTF am I supposed to say to that?

Also the fact that every idiot seems to think if you're a leftist you have to love RATM/get all of your ideas from them. I love 'em but I was introduced after I don't know how many times someone said "Go back to listening to RATM" to counter whatever leftist thing I said so I decided one day I would actually check them out. But before you had no idea that would piss me off. I'd just stand there going "WHO THE FUCK IS RATM RAAAGGEEE!!":cursing:

[Decolonize The Left]

When people say stupid shit like "You like rock music? Well they banned rock music in Cuba, Che would have you shot for listening to RATM you dumbass commie". WTF am I supposed to say to that?

Also the fact that every idiot seems to think if you're a leftist you have to love RATM/get all of your ideas from them. I love 'em but I was introduced after I don't know how many times someone said "Go back to listening to RATM" to counter whatever leftist thing I said so I decided one day I would actually check them out. But before you had no idea that would piss me off. I'd just stand there going "WHO THE FUCK IS RATM RAAAGGEEE!!":cursing:

Tell them to go fuck themselves and associate enormous ideas with three or four petty examples so that they can further make themselves look like fucking idiots. Then chuckle and walk away.

- August

[bcbm]

parking tickets, going to work, dealing with human beings, being alive, etc

[Quail]

The fact that everyone on this board who argues against women having control over their reproductive system is male.

[Quail]

Oh also, the pingu toy my son got for christmas. It makes irritating noises and he keeps pressing it again and again.

[Ele'ill]

Cleaning the cat's litterbox and within seconds afterwards she's in it again pooping.

[Ele'ill]

Downloading/installing new software or games - Building a new computer, and inevitably NOTHING works right the first time. There's ALWAYS a hang-up of some sort.

[Leftsolidarity]

Computer viruses

RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :cursing::cursing::cursing:

[NewLeft]

Computer viruses

RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :cursing::cursing::cursing:

Viruses? That's so 2004. (I haven't gotten one since then) :cool:

[Leftsolidarity]

Viruses? That's so 2004. (I haven't gotten one since then) :cool:

I got this through my flashdrive from my school computers. Gotta say, this shit is pissing me off. I'm about ready to kick my computer out my window as my merry fucking christmas gift to my garbage man. ARGGGGGGGG:cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing:

[Tovarisch]

It annoys me how many girls this age go out with jerks who they know will treat them no better than a crusty gym sock

[piet11111]

The fact that everyone on this board who argues against women having control over their reproductive system is male.

That sucks but would it really be better if a woman thought the same ?
I would think if a woman held that position id consider it as worse as she is arguing against her own rights to choose.
Sort of like a uncle tom for the anti-abortion people.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I end up stuttering in the middle of a conversation and people think I'm just faking it to be obnoxious because I don't typically stutter.

[¿Que?]

That sucks but would it really be better if a woman thought the same ?
I would think if a woman held that position id consider it as worse as she is arguing against her own rights to choose.
Sort of like a uncle tom for the anti-abortion people.
Funny, cus I got into this shitstorm on facebook about abortion, with this woman that I didn't think I knew. But then I see her at an Occupy thing and when it struck me that I had been arguing, and very heatedly with her, I was like, oh, uh, ah, hm...yeah.

EDIT: So I think it's annoying when you are all internet tough guy and say kind of shitty things, and then you realize that person might not be such a jerk, albeit only with some misguided opinions...

[ComradeGrant]

When other males get confused that I don't think sex is that big of a deal. Yeah it's fun, but I don't live my life around it.

[Luc]

When I'm enjoying a song by Rammstein and then find out it's a story about rape...

fucking Rammstein!!:cursing:

[Ele'ill]

People who say ridiculous things like 'I think I'll have a piece of chocolate after dinner.' Who the hell only has one piece of chocolate after dinner?

[Leftsolidarity]

People who over-exaggerate everything and try to speak for you.

[praxis1966]

This may or may not fit the thread title. I can't tell because apparently I have an anger management problem (I personally don't think I do, I think the people that tell me that just aren't paying close enough attention to the world around them or they'd be just as pissed off as I am).

Anyway, I'm really sick and fucking tired of links to articles about politics on Facebook... Like period. EG Just this morning, one of my liberal friends posts an op/ed piece on Al Jazeera which asserted that the reason more people aren't up in arms about Iraq and Afghanistan is because they're too removed from the conflict and/or don't fully understand what's been going on "over there." This is where my rant begins in case you were curious.

First of all, who is the target audience of this article? If you're reading Al Jazeera in the first place, chances are you know all about the fucking wars and don't need some condescending lecture on the topics at hand. Second of all, if you're the kind of person who could use some enlightening, you're probably going to take anything you read on Al Jazeera cum grano salis anyhow. Third, and this is where I got really heated, is the author used the phrase "the 99%" where this time last year he probably would've just said "the average American." Well excuse the fuck out of me Mr. Douchey McFuckface, but just about everybody I've met at Occupy opposed our actions in both Iraq and Afghanistan... so I can only conclude you're either a garden variety bandwagon hopper given your choice in lingo or are completely out of touch with "the 99%."

And lastly, to the person who posted the article: Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I've invited you along to at least a half dozen different marches/rallies/direct actions/whatevers in recent memory and you've declined them all. Apparently, however, you're content to fancy yourself some kind of enlightened, benevolent soul, quietly passing on the gospel of pacifism to the unwashed masses. So just stay your New Age fuzz head liberal ass up there in Berkeley and keep your moaning to yourself... We all know you'll be voting Obama (the guy pulling the trigger on the drone strikes discussed in the article you linked) next year anyway.

[RedAnarchist]

When other males get confused that I don't think sex is that big of a deal. Yeah it's fun, but I don't live my life around it.

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm 25, I've never had sex and couldn't care less, but to some men it's the end of the world if they don't have sex numerous times a week. I think it's one of the societal conditions most ingrained in men (obviously there is a biological reason, but society and gender roles play a massive part), this obsession with sex.

[piet11111]

Funny, cus I got into this shitstorm on facebook about abortion, with this woman that I didn't think I knew. But then I see her at an Occupy thing and when it struck me that I had been arguing, and very heatedly with her, I was like, oh, uh, ah, hm...yeah.

EDIT: So I think it's annoying when you are all internet tough guy and say kind of shitty things, and then you realize that person might not be such a jerk, albeit only with some misguided opinions...

OK i had my fair share of beer right about now and i am not sure if your post is some kind of disagreement with me.
I get the impression you are calling me a internet tough guy and i do not think i deserve that in anyway.

[Kitty_Paine]

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm 25, I've never had sex and couldn't care less, but to some men it's the end of the world if they don't have sex numerous times a week. I think it's one of the societal conditions most ingrained in men (obviously there is a biological reason, but society and gender roles play a massive part), this obsession with sex.

I think you're spot on. Men are pushed so hard to have sex at younger and younger ages and they are often judged by peers based on factors such as: how many women they've slept with, how early on they lost their virginity and how regularly they have intercourse. Because of this, 9 times out of 10 women and guys (refering mostly to high school and college ages) can't truly be friends the same way as two guys might be friends. Most of the time (not all of the time) if a girl has a "guy friend", he has some sort of an attraction to her, and if the opportunity came about he would "hook up" with her if he could. So it's not a true relationship like two good guy or girl friends might have with each other. It's more of a realtionship based off of attractiveness, at least from the guys view. Women generally believe guys and girl can be "normal" friends but usually, in reality, it's a little bit if a different story. Obviously at older ages this changes a little but I wouldn't say drastically.

I think this is something that society has created in people, the need to always pursue sexual interests.

So... basically I wish more guys were like you, lol. :lol:

[Kitty_Paine]

Being stuck inside my fucking apartment during break because of my probation while all my friends party. I'm dieing over here! And none of you bastards will post anything entertaining for me to respond to!

*head falls into key board*

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[Leftsolidarity]

When you have a nasty fart right when you are making out with someone under a blanket

[NewLeft]

When the power goes out.

[dodger]

When the power goes out.

Live in MINDANAO.....your cup of wrath will bubble over in no time at all. New Left. I have learnt to accept ......out come the candles....try not to tread on the baby....make sure the dog don't try any of his opportunistic thieving, our dinner.The people here are born optimists, Not me, still I do get swept up in the loud cheering and clapping in the Barrio when power is restored. Despite my better judgement.....No what makes me uber-cranky is our large supermarket. Several times a day the cashiers stand by their cash till, security guards stand stiffly to attention, shoppers come to a screeching halt with trolley+brats, an American voice, not unlike Charlton Heston booms over the Tannoy in a manner not unlike the parting of the Red Sea. I mentally switch off ...and grasp the chance to carry on shopping. Only Me and any Muslims or odd Protestants are rushing about. The rest are like statues....very very very strange. It is even more annoying if one is next in line at the till, imagine? The sermon goes on for 10mins.....I have not timed it.....it seems like hours ...could be 5 mins. Either way it is another nail in the coffin of my relationship with Roman Catholicism. Strangely I can't recall a single word that was said or even the subject. That insane ranting in my skull....MY INNER DIALOGUE,that subsides when Wifey tells me I forgot the Chorizas, only to erupt again......

[NewLeft]

Live in MINDANAO.....your cup of wrath will bubble over in no time at all. New Left. I have learnt to accept ......out come the candles....try not to tread on the baby....make sure the dog don't try any of his opportunistic thieving, our dinner.The people here are born optimists, Not me, still I do get swept up in the loud cheering and clapping in the Barrio when power is restored. Despite my better judgement.....No what makes me uber-cranky is our large supermarket. Several times a day the cashiers stand by their cash till, security guards stand stiffly to attention, shoppers come to a screeching halt with trolley+brats, an American voice, not unlike Charlton Heston booms over the Tannoy in a manner not unlike the parting of the Red Sea. I mentally switch off ...and grasp the chance to carry on shopping. Only Me and any Muslims or odd Protestants are rushing about. The rest are like statues....very very very strange. It is even more annoying if one is next in line at the till, imagine? The sermon goes on for 10mins.....I have not timed it.....it seems like hours ...could be 5 mins. Either way it is another nail in the coffin of my relationship with Roman Catholicism. Strangely I can't recall a single word that was said or even the subject. That insane ranting in my skull....MY INNER DIALOGUE,that subsides when Wifey tells me I forgot the Chorizas, only to erupt again......

TL;DR :lol:

Something small that annoys me.. Umm.. Capitalism..?!?

[dodger]

TL;DR :lol:

Something small that annoys me.. Umm.. Capitalism..?!?

VERY WISE:thumbup1: i DON'T EXPECT ANYONE TO FEEL MY PAIN.......::blushing:

[Bandito]

People who add me on Facebook hours after meeting and exchanging only a couple of words.

[¿Que?]

OK i had my fair share of beer right about now and i am not sure if your post is some kind of disagreement with me.
I get the impression you are calling me a internet tough guy and i do not think i deserve that in anyway.
No no no, I was the internet tough guy when I was arguing with this lady about abortion on facebook! I think the beer is making you read into my post things I didn't mean to say...

[NewLeft]

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm 25, I've never had sex and couldn't care less, but to some men it's the end of the world if they don't have sex numerous times a week. I think it's one of the societal conditions most ingrained in men (obviously there is a biological reason, but society and gender roles play a massive part), this obsession with sex.

At least I'm not the only one who's insecure. (?)

[Kitty_Paine]

People who add me on Facebook hours after meeting and exchanging only a couple of words.

Facebook is a cesspool of reactionary filth... lol. :rolleyes:


At least I'm not the only one who's insecure. (?)

I think 98.96% of all people are insecure with themselves in someway. So you are definitely not alone. Just try and be happy with you, don't let others make you feel that way. If you haven't had sex, why fret over it? Your just giving power to a filthy system that promotes shallowness and mindless self indulgence.

Assuming you were refering to your insecurity with the same thing RedAnarchist was talking about? Which you may have not been... :p

[NewLeft]

I think 98.96% of all people are insecure with themselves in someway. So you are definitely not alone. Just try and be happy with you, don't let others make you feel that way. If you haven't had sex, why fret over it? Your just giving power to a filthy system that promotes shallowness and mindless self indulgence.

Not a virgin anymore (tmi? LOL), but wow Kitty, I never knew you were a wise kitten.

[Kitty_Paine]

Not a virgin anymore (tmi? LOL), but wow Kitty, I never knew you were a wise kitten.

TMI? No, lol... I'd say it's a lot more taboo than it should be. But on that note, lol... disregard, I have made a false assumption. This is a dark day for me :lol:

Me wise? :rolleyes:

I don't think so kind sir, but thank you anyway, lol.

But you can continue to think I am If you wish :) Do you need any advice or words of wisdom? lol

[ComradeGrant]

Continuing on my annoyance with sexual culture. I as a teenager who still lives with his parents and still has people spend the night (fuck you I like being a kid sometimes) cannot have any female friends do so, even though the friend in mind is one I have never had sexual thoughts about. She's like my sister. Fucking hell.

[Ele'ill]

This fucking rice in this pot from last night with no clean mason jars to store it in I HAVE TO MAKE PASTA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T YET BECAUSE I HAVE TO CLEAN THE MASON JARS TO PUT THE RICE INTO THEM TO STORE IT i'll just not eat tonight.

[Decolonize The Left]

This fucking rice in this pot from last night with no clean mason jars to store it in I HAVE TO MAKE PASTA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T YET BECAUSE I HAVE TO CLEAN THE MASON JARS TO PUT THE RICE INTO THEM TO STORE IT i'll just not eat tonight.

ziplock bag yo.

[Ele'ill]

ziplock bag yo.

Stop being crazy, I can't eat ziplock bags.

[Decolonize The Left]

Stop being crazy, I can't eat ziplock bags.

to store the rice silly. then you dont gotta clean no mason jar.

[Искра]

Humorless people on Internet boards.

[Ele'ill]

to store the rice silly. then you dont gotta clean no mason jar.

Oh, I already wrapped the rice in toilet paper. Ziplock bags are a good idea though.