Marxist Professor here

[Marxist Professor]

Hello there,
I am a Marxist professor at a state university and I teach sociology. I have been indoctrinating children since 1990 and I've decided to join this collective to gather more material on how I can make my classes more diverse and oppression free. As a Marxist professor, I have been actively engaged in the occupation movements. I know Barack Obama, he is a dear friend of mine. We keep touch and I help him make policies like that awful health care bill.. It's so awful that the American people will just be begging for socialism after it. Us Marxist professors need to keep on the down low because the right wingers be rounding us up. COINTELPRO is still hunting us down.

I've also come here to ask for a favour. Would anyone like to hide a Marxist professor in their home from the COINTELPRO? Otherwise, viva la revolution.
- Marxist professor at Penn state

[o well this is ok I guess]

What's it like being the token Marxist professor?

[Revolution starts with U]

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[Veovis]

Ooh, Penn State! Are you at main campus? My cousin goes to the Altoona Campus.

[Marxist Professor]

What's it like being the token Marxist professor?

It's easy to find us. Just stop by the sociology department and let them know that you know that they're a Marxist. We have been occupying the sociology departments in all university since 1890! Sociology is codename for Marxist.

[#FF0000]

I know Barack Obama, he is a dear friend of mine.

I too, got Obama on the text.


Ooh, Penn State! Are you at main campus? My cousin goes to the Altoona Campus.

I had no idea there was an Altoona Campus.

[Marxist Professor]

I too, got Obama on the text.

That's too bad cause I got Obama on BBM.

[#FF0000]

Sociology is codename for Marxist.

yeah who can forget such principled marxists as uh Herbert Spencer -- one of the fathers of sociology

[xub3rn00dlex]

That's too bad cause I got Obama on BBM.

Fuck BBM, iMessage ftw.

[Marxist Professor]

yeah who can forget such principled marxists as uh Herbert Spencer -- one of the fathers of sociology

Who? Never heard of him.

[#FF0000]

Who? Never heard of him.

me neither

[the Left™]

Except for the fact that almost every sociologists except for Marx refutes Marx lol

[#FF0000]

Except for the fact that almost every sociologists except for Marx refutes Marx lol

this is the story.

we are all sticking to this story

just a reminder.

[o well this is ok I guess]

yeah who can forget such principled marxists as uh Herbert Spencer -- one of the fathers of sociology So was Tocqueville, though Ive honestly never heard anyone say anything good about him.

[NewLeft]

Let's play "Spot the marxist."
http://www.onepennysheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/large_crowd.jpg

First person to find the marxist wins!

[xub3rn00dlex]

Let's play "Spot the marxist."
http://www.onepennysheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/large_crowd.jpg

First person to find the marxist wins!

Fuck the marxist, I found waldo!

[Marxist Professor]

The Marxist is in the far left corner.

[Os Cangaceiros]

wasn't Max Weber involved in this whole sociology thing, too?

[o well this is ok I guess]

But srsly check your local university. In either philosophy or sociology there will always be at least one guy who lists marxism and psychoanalysis as his specialties.

[Marxist Professor]

wasn't Max Weber involved in this whole sociology thing, too?

Marx Weber can suck my Marxist cock.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Marx Weber can suck my Marxist cock.

You mean yours is always shifted to the left too?! Fuck bro... I feel ya.

[NewLeft]

But srsly check your local university. In either philosophy or sociology there will always be at least one guy who lists marxism and psychoanalysis as his specialties.

What other jobs can a marxist have? Occupation: revolutionary


You mean yours is always shifted to the left too?! Fuck bro... I feel ya.

At least it doesn't curve upwards... Now that's awkward.

[Isbjorn]

I've also come here to ask for a favour. Would anyone like to hide a Marxist professor in their home from the COINTELPRO?



Anyone else think that COINTELPRO sounds like some "newspeak" word from 1984?

[black magick hustla]

5/10 somewhat of a clever troll. i smirked. try harder tho

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[black magick hustla]

nice reference to penn state, makes the link between marxism and pedophilia more crystal clear

[Erratus]

My sociology professor said that I had very Marxian views during the first week of the semester. My first clue that perhaps I had communist leanings and just hadn't connected all the dots in my head yet.

[Susurrus]

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[NewSocialist]

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[Sasha]

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[La Comédie Noire]

Marx Weber can suck my Marxist cock.

I know you're being factitious and aren't a real Marxist to boot, but if you actually read Weber you'll find him and Marx actually agree on a lot.