You know you've been on Revleft too long if ...

[MarxSchmarx]

I guess I'll start:

... you have gone through at least two mods/admins renouncing socialism and accepting reformism.

[Susurrus]

You've read the entirety of Capital throughout your stay.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Hunting trolls got boring

[Sentinel]

... you have gone through at least two mods/admins renouncing socialism and accepting reformism.


Who was the one that wasn't LSD, now again?

[Rusty Shackleford]

...Made a post just for the rep.


don't lie, many of you have done it!

[thefinalmarch]

...Made a post just for the rep.


don't lie, many of you have done it!
I did that after little over a month.
http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2168279&postcount=14

[dodger]

The posts on BLACK and WHITE ...race etc. Blurs the screen...until you can just make outa massive herd of ZEBRA charging across the Serengeti in full flight...all I can see is black/white/black/white...my grand daughter smiling up at me. A second look tells me my post has vanished into the ether, while nodding off. She pre empts by telling me she is pregnant and I must not raise my voice. At 5yrs that's very advanced as is her skill at getting me on Facebook. She now wants to see the Chimpanzee urinating into his own mouth, the whole gangs here. They look visibly dejected when I answer that I am now too old to complete that feat. "Maybe when I was younger!" . "The Carabao drivers son can do it." We all agreed he was very naughty and very,very rude! But we all agreed we also liked him, very,very,very much. DADDY-DODGE WENT TO MAKE A TEA. What good fortune the post was lost...it was complete shit...still it has never stopped me posting in the past. Now I have a picture of a herd of Zebra every time I open (my?) computer. How did that happen? Is it a virus?

[ZeroNowhere]

^ When you can understand that.

[dodger]

"^ When you can understand that."
__________________

ZERO ....behold the naughty chimpanzee.....being very , very rude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-yZFbzaWbg

I have wasted many hours of my time, which I will never recoup.

Trust me I do try to find uplifting sites for the kids to explore....(I figured animals would be a cinch)even with a filter on....they jumped head first into the sewer. I'll try to raise the bar with music...Debussey...I think !!

[ZeroNowhere]

Ah, that clarifies things.

[Rusty Shackleford]

The posts on BLACK and WHITE ...race etc. Blurs the screen...until you can just make outa massive herd of ZEBRA charging across the Serengeti in full flight...all I can see is black/white/black/white...my grand daughter smiling up at me. A second look tells me my post has vanished into the ether, while nodding off. She pre empts by telling me she is pregnant and I must not raise my voice. At 5yrs that's very advanced as is her skill at getting me on Facebook. She now wants to see the Chimpanzee urinating into his own mouth, the whole gangs here. They look visibly dejected when I answer that I am now too old to complete that feat. "Maybe when I was younger!" . "The Carabao drivers son can do it." We all agreed he was very naughty and very,very rude! But we all agreed we also liked him, very,very,very much. DADDY-DODGE WENT TO MAKE A TEA. What good fortune the post was lost...it was complete shit...still it has never stopped me posting in the past. Now I have a picture of a herd of Zebra every time I open (my?) computer. How did that happen? Is it a virus?


^ When you can understand that.

I have not been on revleft long enough. :crying:

[The Man]

You start using the phrase "Swag me out, bro" on a weekly, sometimes daily use because of the Pirate Utopian.

[Искра]

When you are trying to explain something to a Stalinist insead of just giving him: cool story bro :cool:

[MarxSchmarx]

Who was the one that wasn't LSD, now again?
Dr Mindbender i guess he was banned for being an outright reactionary tho.

[Die Neue Zeit]

... close comrades-in-posting state they've been on RL for too long. :(

[Invader Zim]

When you are trying to explain something to a Stalinist insead of just giving him: cool story bro :cool:

I've been here years too long...Shit.

[La Comédie Noire]

When you prepare counter arguments in your head while at work and could call someone out on their inconsistency between a post from now and three years ago.

[thefinalmarch]

When you prepare counter arguments in your head while at work and could call someone out on their inconsistency between a post from now and three years ago.
Turn off your computer and go outside.

[Comrade J]

When you look at the current state of chit-chat and actually feel nostalgia for quote trains.

[ZeroNowhere]

When you look at the current state of chit-chat and actually feel nostalgia for quote trains.
Agreed.

[The Douche]

Agreed.

I also agree.

[Os Cangaceiros]

I also agree.

Couldn't agree more.

[Lyev]

Couldn't agree more.Totally in agreement.

[Broletariat]

I disagree

[xub3rn00dlex]

I disagree

I agree to disagree.

[Bandito]

You know you've been on Revleft for far too long if you immediately associate forklifts with revolution.

[dodger]

I agree to disagree.

when you agree to fight to the death for somebodies right to disagree with you on rev left and they agree to disagree....

D o e s T h aT mAkE sE NSe ?

ARE WE AGREED??

[Smyg]

... you use the term "tendency".

[Искра]

when you agree to fight to the death for somebodies right to disagree with you on rev left and they agree to disagree....

D o e s T h aT mAkE sE NSe ?

ARE WE AGREED??
When you are not suprised by such posts - at all.

[Obs]

... you use the term "tendency".
Fucking this, people. Goddamn.

[Martin Blank]

... you understand that out of 29,000 there are only 1,800.

[Rusty Shackleford]

You know you've been on Revleft for far too long if you immediately associate forklifts with revolution.
I wonder where pallet jacks fit in.

[NewLeft]

When you're thinking about class stuggle in chemistry (happened today).

When you use fascists as an insult..

When you quote Marx/Lenin and associate everything to socialism..

[Le Socialiste]

...the site shuts down for 48 hours and you begin having withdrawal issues.

[Quail]

When you no longer stay up all night because someone is wrong on revleft because you've had all those arguments many times before.

[Sean]

When you know you'll never win an argument by being correct or persuasive because your opposition has a lecture later on today they're going to recite.

[Sean]

When "No U" is replaced by a lengthy attempt at changing board policy to ban something a person who won an argument against you said, then have it work retroactively.

....You know you've been here a LONG time when you've premeditated that and have made a policy against those policies before pressing send proactively.:)

[Le Libérer]

... you understand that out of 29,000 there are only 1,800.
:thumbup:

When "No U" is replaced by a lengthy attempt at changing board policy to ban something a person who won an argument against you said, then have it work retroactively.

You know you've been here a LONG time when you've premeditated that and have made a policy against those policies before pressing send proactively.

Spoke like a true admin. :ohmy: ;) :D

[Aurora]

I wonder where pallet jacks fit in.

Delivery of dog carcasses to the revolutionary army?

[∞]

When you expect people in IRL to know the size of Lenin's pubic hairs.
When you expect people IRL to know every facet of the LTV.

When you use the word "liberal" like a curse-word IRL and people think you're a conservative.

[L.A.P.]

....when you would rather check it than facebook

....when you insult your own mother by calling her a "petty bourgeois liberal"

....when you take part in these threads

[Obs]

....when you insult your own mother
Not cool. Honor your fucking parents, man.

[ZeroNowhere]

....when you would rather check it than facebook
The only conceivable reason for someone not doing that is that they've been on Revleft too long.

[Grigori]

When you have reasons to believe that someone has bugged your home

[Blackscare]

When you've drunkenly considered getting a tattoo of antonio gramsci wearing kanye west glasses on your arm.

[∞]

Swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[ComradeGrant]

When you argue politics with the unwilling while you're supposed to be practicing your scene for drama, in which you play a communist.

[∞]

When you memorized the lyrics to this song.

c4y-w9eIaUk

[L.A.P.]

Not cool. Honor your fucking parents, man.

Dude, not an actual serious insult like "fuck you whore", it's more playful than anything.

[Manic Impressive]

Not cool. Honor your fucking parents, man.
Quoting the bible as a moral compass ain't cool. Fuck parents although don't literally because that's quite eeeww unless they're someone elses parents then go right ahead

[not your usual suspect]

One day or one post. Whichever comes first.

[Pioneers_Violin]

When you have reasons to believe that someone has bugged your home

That's not a good reason to feel that you've been on RevLeft too long! :lol:

Just VISITING RevLeft by accident is an excellent reason to believe that your home may have been bugged! Return more than twice and it's a high probability, sign up and you might as well accept your fate, have a good hard drink and laugh at the stooges listening to your every move, belch and fart.


So when have you been on RevLeft too long?
Hard to say. Probably when you feel that you have nothing further to learn here or possibly when the Feds bust down your front door.....

Just for laughs, when you're completely alone, talk to yourself about your elaborate plans to take over the World with people you hate.... :laugh:
Is joke, OK?

[hatzel]

...you forget that IRL the Left is actually predominantly made up of pretty much normal people.

[Tablo]

When you realize the whole purpose of this site is to troll the ruling class and that nothing here is at all serious.

[The Douche]

When you've drunkenly considered getting a tattoo of antonio gramsci wearing kanye west glasses on your arm.

Give me a month...

[dodger]

bEEN ON rEVLEFt TO dAM LOnG...........
when you start to believe that SOUTHERN REDNECK is a type of KENTUCKY RADICAL.

[Raúl Duke]

...when you feel the vast majority of threads in theory, etc is over something that has been discussed before during your time in revleft to the point you come in less often and/or spend more time in chit-chat, etc.

...you remember the CC.

...Not sure if it still applies, but I remember a time when the IRC channel was more active.

...when you find it amusing/annoying when some people, usually new, seem to think revleft has an important part to play in actions and/or question posters on whether they're active since in the end revleft is just a forum...the purpose of all this is for people to come and discuss.

I also agree with quote trains.

[∞]

...when you feel the vast majority of threads in theory, etc is over something that has been discussed before during your time in revleft to the point you come in less often and/or spend more time in chit-chat, etc.

Truuf.

[Rafiq]

it's only been like a year for me, but I remember when Chat was actually fun and useful. Now it's weird.

[ComradeGrant]

If you find yourself wondering if people you see at leftist marches or meetings post here. Then, based on their actions or speaking, you try and figure out who they are on here.