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We're All Red
9th November 2011, 03:40
i laugh at commies all the time!! whenever you ask them why their stalinism/castroism/maoism have failed, they say its because they never actually practiced socialism/marxism! hahaha, so it failed so many times because they didnt practice socialism?!? what is this socialism if its so unobtainable that no country was able to achieve it. clearly you commies are up to no good, you might want to read some economics book for once.. or maybe learn some math. then you'd see that 1+1 doesn't add up to 5 because marx said so

Le Rouge
9th November 2011, 03:41
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NewLeft
9th November 2011, 03:42
What's a marx??

Le Rouge
9th November 2011, 03:43
What's a marx??

I think he refers to the deutsche "mark", the ancient german money

xub3rn00dlex
9th November 2011, 03:44
TO THE GULAGS! :mad:, P.S: 1+1 doesn't add up to five because it adds up to 11 dumbass...

Le Rouge
9th November 2011, 03:45
1+1=10 in binary btw

xub3rn00dlex
9th November 2011, 03:49
1+1=10 in binary btw

We all know 10 in binary is really just cyber Stalin....( I took binary for a CompSci for a whole semester, and don't remember a single fucking thing. )

Le Rouge
9th November 2011, 03:51
Humans are capitalists. deal with it


:laugh:



We all know 10 in binary is really just cyber Stalin....

lol what?

xub3rn00dlex
9th November 2011, 03:52
:laugh:




lol what?

exactly.

NewLeft
9th November 2011, 03:52
We all know 10 in binary is really just cyber Stalin....( I took binary for a CompSci for a whole semester, and don't remember a single fucking thing. )

10 is Stalin's favorite number.. :scared:

Le Rouge
9th November 2011, 03:53
exactly.

This?
http://fc08.deviantart.net/images/large/indyart/photo/Cyber_Stalin.png

Tablo
9th November 2011, 03:55
+rep

Btw, where do all these trolls keep coming from?

Edit: post 2000 :thumbup1:

X5N
9th November 2011, 03:55
If you're claiming that it's "human nature" to be capitalist, that's a metric fuckton of nonsense. Most of what we know as "human nature" has to do with culture and socialization, not anything genetic or instinctual.

Искра
9th November 2011, 03:56
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/13/d7bab354-9e8a-4c20-8a8f-54ee1879b12c.jpg

Rusty Shackleford
9th November 2011, 03:57
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RedZezz
9th November 2011, 03:58
Dear Sir,

After reading your incredibly detailed and thorough criticism of Marx, I have come to reject socialism. With your eloquent and uncriticizable logic, liberal use of prestigious sources, and dumbfounding use of ethos, pathos and logos, I reallize now that I was wrong about everything I once believed (even the non-political).

I shall turn immediatly into the utmost extreme capitalist. I just wanted you to know that you have changed my life.

sincerely yours,

(no longer) RedZezz

Искра
9th November 2011, 03:59
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/204/f/5/Perfect_by_kris_wilson.png

xub3rn00dlex
9th November 2011, 04:02
He might be onto something here...

Communism

http://somethingofthatilk.com/comics/154.jpg

Veovis
9th November 2011, 04:15
^^^

Just unscrew the front wheel. Take the rest of the bike. :thumbup1:

Klaatu
9th November 2011, 04:26
i laugh at commies all the time!! whenever you ask them why their stalinism/castroism/maoism have failed, they say its because they never actually practiced socialism/marxism! hahaha, so it failed so many times because they didnt practice socialism?!? what is this socialism if its so unobtainable that no country was able to achieve it. clearly you commies are up to no good, you might want to read some economics book for once.. or maybe learn some math. then you'd see that 1+1 doesn't add up to 5 because marx said so

What you are saying is that ALL people are criminals. Well sir, YOU may be a criminal (a.k.a. capitalist) but I am not.

Hivemind
9th November 2011, 04:29
Way too much trolling on this forum :lol:

Искра
9th November 2011, 05:07
Way too much trolling on this forum :lol:
http://homepage.mac.com/a.good.ladd/cwg/gallery/album6/large/cclii.gif

Ocean Seal
9th November 2011, 05:12
1+1=10 in binary btw
Binary is bourgeois. 1+1 is clearly a window, the law of value dictates that, any response will be considered revisionist.

xub3rn00dlex
9th November 2011, 05:18
Binary is bourgeois. 1+1 is clearly a window, the law of value dictates that, any response will be considered revisionist.

Clearly that window leads into nothingness, meaning there never was a 1+1.

Искра
9th November 2011, 05:22
Clearly that window leads into nothingness, meaning there never was a 1+1.
http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2009/090316-math-jokes.jpg

xub3rn00dlex
9th November 2011, 05:23
http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2009/090316-math-jokes.jpg

What're you trying to say? I'm some kind of stupid eh? :D

Comrade Hill
9th November 2011, 05:37
http://weakonomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/socialism-vs-capitalism.jpg

Искра
9th November 2011, 05:41
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Framing_Lenin_Stalin_2_3.gif

Me and Stalin #1 spammers :blushing:

Spets
9th November 2011, 05:48
All I could think of was this picture.

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/listen-here-noob.jpg

Judicator
9th November 2011, 05:49
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129196599495791678.jpg

Revolution starts with U
9th November 2011, 06:01
What're you trying to say? I'm some kind of stupid eh? :D

i is an imaginary number, pi is irrational

... I don't have many friends :cool:

Искра
9th November 2011, 06:03
http://www.mynet2.com/soft/Erik/this-thread-heats-my-balls.jpg

Rusty Shackleford
9th November 2011, 16:02
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3jptWPrC1qi9oq0o1_500.jpg

hatzel
9th November 2011, 16:09
I met a human once! :)

Kamos
9th November 2011, 16:13
Time for some 4chan!

http://www.psilokan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/luna_lovegood.jpg

Le Rouge
9th November 2011, 16:31
What the hell is 4chan?

00000000000
9th November 2011, 16:40
Hehe..awww..the lil lad thinks he has a point to make, bless

Nox
9th November 2011, 16:41
i laugh at commies all the time!! whenever you ask them why their stalinism/castroism/maoism have failed, they say its because they never actually practiced socialism/marxism! hahaha, so it failed so many times because they didnt practice socialism?!? what is this socialism if its so unobtainable that no country was able to achieve it. clearly you commies are up to no good, you might want to read some economics book for once.. or maybe learn some math. then you'd see that 1+1 doesn't add up to 5 because marx said so

Oh fuck off

thriller
9th November 2011, 16:50
i laugh at commies all the time!! whenever you ask them why their stalinism/castroism/maoism have failed, they say its because they never actually practiced socialism/marxism! hahaha, so it failed so many times because they didnt practice socialism?!? what is this socialism if its so unobtainable that no country was able to achieve it. clearly you commies are up to no good, you might want to read some economics book for once.. or maybe learn some math. then you'd see that 1+1 doesn't add up to 5 because marx said so

We are up to no good. We in yo house, stealing yo means of production

Revolution starts with U
9th November 2011, 17:14
We climbing in yo windows, snatchin yo factories up. You better hide the state, hide the boss, and hide yo G-D because we liberating everybody up in here :)

xub3rn00dlex
9th November 2011, 17:22
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpjr2r9gb91qcfoo3o1_500.jpg

Jimmie Higgins
9th November 2011, 17:24
you might want to read some economics book for once Some economics book? Is that the one right next to the book about grammars?

danyboy27
9th November 2011, 17:25
The worker forces, in the factory, with the mean of production.

Kornilios Sunshine
9th November 2011, 18:35
http://www.whoaorno.com/images/465.jpg

NewSocialist
9th November 2011, 19:11
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ColonelCossack
9th November 2011, 19:30
Then why has the majority of human histroy, not consisted of capitalism?

And why do people give to charity? Beats me. :confused:


Btw, it's caturday everybody. :D

Edit: I don't even know why I posted in this thread. :glare:

thriller
9th November 2011, 20:16
Some economics book? Is that the one right next to the book about grammars?

No. It's right next to the libertys book

ComradeMan
9th November 2011, 20:54
The worker forces, in the factory, with the mean of production.

What about people who don't work in factories?

Factories are a product of capitalism.

Ravachol
9th November 2011, 20:58
http://playstationlifestyle.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/25ad8-slow_clap.gif

Leonid Brozhnev
9th November 2011, 21:20
http://www.nonpersons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/44745_10150268454510265_881770264_14126631_4712_n. jpg

the Left™
9th November 2011, 21:31
Binary is bourgeois. 1+1 is clearly a window, the law of value dictates that, any response will be considered revisionist.

Down with the ruling class binary hegemony! Hasta la ventana(window) siempre!

Comrade J
9th November 2011, 21:36
What the hell is 4chan?

It's like chit-chat, only without people pretending to be communists.

the Left™
9th November 2011, 21:38
It's like chit-chat, only without people pretending to be communists.


sounds like a massive fucking waste of time then

El Louton
9th November 2011, 21:42
i laugh at commies all the time!! whenever you ask them why their stalinism/castroism/maoism have failed, they say its because they never actually practiced socialism/marxism! hahaha, so it failed so many times because they didnt practice socialism?!? what is this socialism if its so unobtainable that no country was able to achieve it. clearly you commies are up to no good, you might want to read some economics book for once.. or maybe learn some math. then you'd see that 1+1 doesn't add up to 5 because marx said so

You are literally to stupid to insult.

the Left™
9th November 2011, 21:45
You are literally to stupid to insult.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llqgg8lwjj1qbnk3uo1_500.gif

Thank you.

Red Future
9th November 2011, 21:45
http://i.imgur.com/H4zat.gif

Putin rides a Ritz

El Louton
9th November 2011, 21:48
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llqgg8lwjj1qbnk3uo1_500.gif

Thank you.


Thank you! I was hoping that someone would put this up!

Искра
9th November 2011, 22:19
You are all noobs and hippies.

http://sunaj-home.org/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=558&g2_serialNumber=1

Rooster
9th November 2011, 22:31
marx said so

http://www.dumage.com/wp-content/themes/dumage/js/timthumb.php?src=http://www.dumage.com/img/fun/astonishing-groucho-marx/astonishing-groucho-marx12.jpg&w=600&h=300&zc=1

Commissar Rykov
9th November 2011, 22:40
i laugh at commies all the time!! whenever you ask them why their stalinism/castroism/maoism have failed, they say its because they never actually practiced socialism/marxism! hahaha, so it failed so many times because they didnt practice socialism?!? what is this socialism if its so unobtainable that no country was able to achieve it. clearly you commies are up to no good, you might want to read some economics book for once.. or maybe learn some math. then you'd see that 1+1 doesn't add up to 5 because marx said so
This was so scientific and in depth that I have converted to capitalism and opened a sweatshop full of deformed Third World Children who I crack whips over while snorting cocaine off the tops of their heads.

Drosophila
9th November 2011, 23:32
Another hilariously stupid point. Thanks for making me laugh.

Azraella
11th November 2011, 02:55
i laugh at commies all the time!!

Cool. I laugh at capitalists all of the time




whenever you ask them why their stalinism/castroism/maoism have failed, they say its because they never actually practiced socialism/marxism!

Because they haven't.



hahaha, so it failed so many times because they didnt practice socialism?!?

Because it wasn't socialism...



what is this socialism if its so unobtainable that no country was able to achieve it.

We haven't had our revolution yet.



clearly you commies are up to no good,

Clearly. I think working for a better world is a terrible thing.



you might want to read some economics book for once..

I've read several and havem ade an informed opinion about the economic ideas I agree with.



or maybe learn some math. then you'd see that 1+1 doesn't add up to 5 because marx said so


This is purely an adhom argument.


In short because I expended some effort dissecting your drivel:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/005/393/i-know-that-feel.jpg?1308197579

Le Socialiste
11th November 2011, 08:13
http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/3173/168584-slow_clap.jpg

GPDP
11th November 2011, 08:41
hay guise wats goin on in this thred

CommunityBeliever
11th November 2011, 09:17
i laugh at commies all the time

You don't get to laugh, its your natural state as a human capitalist to live a life of depression and misery. Deal with it.

kashkin
11th November 2011, 10:01
What the hell is 4chan?

How can you not know what 4chan is? Though for some people, it is better that they don't find out.

It is an imageboard, where people post images and talk about them (in theory).

Void
11th November 2011, 13:50
2+2 = 5 if party says so, otherwise we lose

Rafiq
11th November 2011, 14:09
Is that why it took humans 1 million years to discover ehat they are?

Is that why capitalism is the youngest economic mode od production ever?

Those states failed because they were isolated and constantly under siege.

Now gtfo and go fuck yourself

Rafiq
11th November 2011, 14:11
Oh, and speaking of economics, Kapital has yet to be refuted, even by the Miseans. Almost Every criticism of that book is a straw man argument

RGacky3
11th November 2011, 14:27
Oh, and speaking of economics, Kapital has yet to be refuted, even by the Miseans. Almost Every criticism of that book is a straw man argument

Yeah, I hav'nt seen one refutation of any of the 3 volumes of Kapital that stands, most are refutations of centralized planning, which is'nt discussed or even proposed in any of the 3 volumes, or semantics arguments, or moralizing arguments, not one actual economic argument against the analysis of capitalism that can stand.

xub3rn00dlex
11th November 2011, 14:34
ITT: LOL party

Franz Fanonipants
11th November 2011, 14:54
capitalists are humans get over it

El Louton
11th November 2011, 15:22
This is forum is for capitalists right? I hate commies. LOL LMFAO ROFL HAHA BRB GTG

ColonelCossack
14th November 2011, 23:36
This is forum is for capitalists right? I hate commies. LOL LMFAO ROFL HAHA BRB GTG

lolwut?

Yuppie Grinder
17th November 2011, 03:32
If you're claiming that it's "human nature" to be capitalist, that's a metric fuckton of nonsense. Most of what we know as "human nature" has to do with culture and socialization, not anything genetic or instinctual.
It is a mix of both nature and nurture. That being said certain socities are more cooperative and egalitarian then others and action can be taken to move society in these directions. People who dismiss revolutionary movements because they think the way capitalist society is now is the only way society has ever or ever will be don't know the first thing about social science or history from more than 300 years ago.

Marcist
18th November 2011, 23:45
It is a mix of both nature and nurture. That being said certain socities are more cooperative and egalitarian then others and action can be taken to move society in these directions. People who dismiss revolutionary movements because they think the way capitalist society is now is the only way society has ever or ever will be don't know the first thing about social science or history from more than 300 years ago.

But even a 1000 years ago, capitalist precursors were dominant.