Pick your sex "deviation"

[Искра]

Ok, so since you can only have 20 questions in poll I wasn't able to put all stuff I wanted. So, I picked up 13 :)

You can make multiple choices.

This thread is a joke thread; because some users can't stop posting polls with how old are you, what's your race, what's your sex orientation etc.... Because this is a joke thread it's here in Chit-Chat...

Ok, here are explanations of some of "deviations":


Apotemnophilia - this person is sexually aroused by having a part of their body amputated either by themselves or someone else. The memory of the amputation can serve to arouse them for years. It is the act of having an extremity amputated that is arousing; thus, they have to be awake during the process.
Autassassinophilia - The person is sexually aroused by putting themselves in situations in which they may be killed. They really have to feel they are in danger in order to be sexually aroused. Unfortunately, many of them get killed in the process.
Biastophilia - In this paraphilia the person is sexually aroused by the idea of being raped. This is scripted and planned out ahead of time with a partner. The person does not actually want to be raped by a strange.
Formicophilia - Sexual arousal is caused by having insects crawl on their genitals.
Gerontophilia - The person is only sexually aroused by a significantly older person. There has to be at least a 15 year difference between their ages.
Mysophilia - The person is sexually aroused by dirt, mud, or filth.
Narratophilia - Telling dirty stories is sexually arousing.
Necrophilia - Engaging in sexual activities with dead people.
Urophilia - Being urinated on or urinating on someone. Golden showers
Bondage - Physical materials applied to a submissive or slave to restrain their ability to move and/or to otherwise restrict them. Also, the act of placing the submissive or slave in such materials.
S&M – Sadism and masochism...
Haemotolangia – blood fetish.
Klimaktophilia – Getting sexually aroused by falling down the stairs. (I’m not sure I wrote this one ok in English – in Croatian: Klimaktofilija)

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Necrophilia, I like my women pale and stiff.

[Искра]

Shit, I forgot to put dendrophilia in poll.... Dendoprhilia is when you wanna have sex with trees. Hippie stuff :lol:

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I demand this thread be moved to learning.

[xub3rn00dlex]

I demand this thread be moved to learning.

I second that. I learned a shitload of new philias!

[Искра]

I know for about 20 more. Once upon the time, I made paper in my higschool on "sexual deviations". That was a funny presentation because my proffesor was really conservative Christian and I was like... dendrophilia, wow what a good name for a band :D

[xub3rn00dlex]

Where's the one for putting it in all the holes of swiss cheese?! :(

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Where's the one for putting it in all the holes of swiss cheese?! :(

Why fuck cheese when you can fuck a hot ass corpse?

[Smyg]

Euhm, no. None of them. I guess I'm weird like that.

[Ose]

So who else voted for the blood thing... :wub:

[Princess Luna]

I have always found the idea of being urinated on to be very arousing. For some reason it's only women urinating on me that i find hot, despite the fact I am bisexual.

Euhm, no. None of them. I guess I'm weird like that.
what a freak........

[dodger]

An avowed atheist......I confidently predict you are all going to hell''''''''

Don't think you wont be searched going in.....those cans of foaming cream, nipple clamps,pictures of Obama in leiden hausen, camels with high heels,(any farmyard animals in womens undergarments), KY, hampsters, hard boiled eggs will be confiscated at the gates. THOUGH EVERY 400 YEARS YOU WILL BE ALLOWED ONE 3 MINUTE CALL TO AN UZBEK SEX CHAT LINE. Masochists WILL BE SHOWN EVERY KINDNESS AND CONSIDERATION.....anyone with a Sarah Palin fetish or obsession will have hit jackpot.....each of you will be presented with 76 virgin replicant of her as reward for your services to SATAN.......ENJOY!!!!

[Smyg]

what a freak........

I am such an outsider. :( I no can has deviation.

[Blackscare]

Literally none of those things is arousing to me in the slightest, call me old fashioned. Plus, if I was having sex with someone with a blood fetish I would pass out anyway.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

None of that gets me off which is disappointing. I do have some sado-tendencies in the bedroom but not enough to qualify me as s&m I wouldn't say.

[The Insurrection]

I get really turned on by calculators.

[khlib]

Hm, light bondage seems pretty standard now, at least holding down someone's arms, not necessarily using handcuffs or anything.

...but that's not what I chose.

[ВАЛТЕР]

I'm confused by all of these words...

[The Insurrection]

Calculators is where it's at, brother.

[socialistjustin]

I guess bondage. Wouldn't even try the others.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Calculators is where it's at, brother.

You gotta push them buttons first you know? Siri is where it's at now son, she's driving me crazy!

[Obs]

No exhibitionism? Fuck this poll.

[Azraella]

I'm a Domme. That is all you need to know. :)

[Thirsty Crow]

Climactophilia, definitely.
What could me more arousing that a nice stairway with a soft cushion just waiting to take up my epic fall.

Also, it's very important just how you make the fall. It's better if it's totally unexpected, so I ocassionally askwhoever it is that's living with me at the moment to leave stuff at the top of the stairway. I guess they're on to me by now.

[Искра]

Imagine how would be sexy to fall from stairway to Heaven :D

[Kamos]

At least 3 of those apply to me (one of them being Other, and one of which I forgot to tick). I feel weird.

[Nicolai]

Your list is quite... Deviant indeed.
I don't recognize myself with any of them.

W y no know how to pool :lol:

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Okay, when you mentioned making this thread in that other thread I wasn't expecting to see blood and amputation fetishes. Or an insects-on-the-genitals fetish. Or a falling-down-the-stairs fetish??

Just wanted to say that.

[Il Medico]

No exhibitionism? Fuck this poll.
Indeed.

Here the phila translation:

Apodysophilia

[Os Cangaceiros]

S&M and bondage, but not light bondage...no, 18th century Marquis de Sade style bondage.

[00000000000]

Pretty pedestrian; bondage / light S & M

Is there one where you only get really aroused if there's an element of danger / the forbidden? (from trying to fuck quietly because your parents are down the hall to giving head in a secluded, tho public, place)
I suppose it's a form of exhibitionism..with less emphasis on exhibition

[citizen of industry]

There's hundreds of them: http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Want-U-To-Just-Say-Whatever-Is-On-Your-Mind/999012

Things you didn't even know existed. I'm not telling though.

[Искра]

There's hundreds of them: http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Want-U-To-Just-Say-Whatever-Is-On-Your-Mind/999012

Things you didn't even know existed. I'm not telling though.
This site is in my bookmarks for ages :D

I forgot to put Menophilist here. That's quite sweet.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Philanthropophilia.



Carnegie uhnnnnnff

[Obs]

Philanthropophilia.



Carnegie uhnnnnnff

oh god my sides

[Book O'Dead]

How do you classify having my, I mean, one's girldfriend stick a large ripe banana up my, I mean, one's ass and later eating it?

My friend has this fetish. I don't know how to stop. I mean, he doesn't know how to stop. Please help! I mean my friend, of course...

[tir1944]

None.
:)

[khlib]

Does anyone here actually have a foot fetish? It's supposed to be relatively common but I've never met someone with one

[Os Cangaceiros]

That's because it's shameful to admit that you're attracted to feet. Feet are the definition of unattractive.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Also, what do you call it when you want to have sex with inanimate objects? I remember posting a link on this site years ago about some guy who had sex with a table. Another guy in the UK had sex with a bicycle (don't ask me how...)

[Искра]

Does anyone here actually have a foot fetish? It's supposed to be relatively common but I've never met someone with one
I do. Also I like nylon :)

[Book O'Dead]

Also, what do you call it when you want to have sex with inanimate objects?

Matrimony.

[Roach]

Where is Stalinophilia ?

[ZeroNowhere]

Matrimony.
Brilliant.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Matrimony.

This is one of the best posts ever.

Btw, could you get in trouble for wanting to fuck a copcar??

[Obs]

Matrimony.
You're gonna fit right in here.

[Le Socialiste]

Matrimony.

Well done. :laugh:

I don't think any of these really apply to me...

[Sir Comradical]

More RLers choosing bondage over gerontophilia? Wtf.

[Il Medico]

Also, Agonophilia. (the actual fighting part, not fighting paraphernalia)

[Aurora]

Workers of the world unite! You've got nothing to lose but your chains!.. eh that is.. unless you wanna keep them.. :blushing:

[Kitty_Paine]

Workers of the world unite! You've got nothing to lose but your chains!.. eh that is.. unless you wanna keep them.. :blushing:

I will keep my chains for recreational purposes, thank you...


Autassassinophilia

:blink:

[Who?]

People still have sex? :blink:

[khlib]

People still have sex? :blink:

mdafrLN2-JM

[Искра]

Autassassinophilia

:blink:
Wanna try? I have a huge chainsaw.

[Who?]

mdafrLN2-JM

I wish I could "thank" you for that.

[Tenka]

Urophilia
Bondage
S&M

Other:
Androphilia
Anthropophagyphilia
Coprophilia
Dacryphilia
Emetophilia
Ephebophilia
Klismaphilia
Splanchnophilia
Teleiophilia
Transvestic fetishism
Transvestophilia
Vorarephilia
Zoophilia
(Yes, I ran it through an alphabetiser.)

Also latex, rubber, PVC and such like materials.

[∞]

It may be disturbing. But I get sexual feeling when I kill and kidnap people in video games. I don't care how they look, I'm just attracted to killing them. I couldn't help feel a sexual arousal when I kidnap people in RDR and lay them down on the train tracks and wait for the train to come. Its orgasmic.

[Le Libérer]

I have learned so much about each of you.