Reactionary Chatter XXXII - Send In The Clowns

[Sasha]

First!

[Landsharks eat metal]

I'm going to actually post in this one!

[Robert]

To xub3 from previous thread:

Sorry to hear it. I lost my dog of 14 years just two weeks ago and the first 5 days after were murder. Especially since it was completely my fault. Things still don't feel right.

I'll never get another pet, except for more fish for my aquarium as they die off.

Definitely no more dogs, unless I'm living in the country and can have at least six big hounds that can all live outside in a pack and guard the property from snakes, coyotes and roaming bands of methheads. I don't ever want to get too attached to a single animal that can live in the house and long enough to become a close friend, but sure to die after 10-15 years.

Sorry about your beagle.

[Bud Struggle]

Sorry to hear that for both of you. My dog died two years ago and we still miss him. We did get another one. The new one's a good dog--but not the best dog.

That was he first one.

[Le Rouge]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/insane_clown.jpg

Yarrr!

[Bud Struggle]

Pretty funny: we went to Mass this morning in Key West and there were all the women we've been seeing all week at Fantasy Fest on the streets and in the bars with their naughty parts painted and on display and the guys who had their weiners pained up like weiners. All in church and all very holy.

It's a crazy world. :D

We usually stay at our place further down the Keys and go to church there and don't go to church here in Key West. This year we took the boat and moored it here and have been living off it--this way we don't have to drive 20 miles in an intoxicated state. It works out pretty well.

Right now I am STEALING wi-fi from somebody. I'm quite the rogue these days. :)

[xub3rn00dlex]

To Bud and Roberto, thank you. It's getting hard watching her since most days she seems disoriented when she's not sleeping. The nearest vet already gave us a price for euthanasia with a cremation, and those things aren't as cheap as I thought they were. I remember she ran away for about 3 days a few months back and we were all miserable, luckily we found her though. I hate thinking that coming home I'll enter a empty place and not have that little tail wagging back and forth with those little whines showing she's happy I'm home... I should've just gotten a fucking tortoise, wouldn't have to worry about this.



Right now I am STEALING wi-fi from somebody. I'm quite the rogue these days. :)

Stealing wi-fi as in you hacked the WEP pass code is different than someone giving it to you for free :). I wish everyone would just unlock their wi-fi, would make the world a better place! ( As in, good luck blaming someone for piracy, and good luck making $$ on internets! )

[Bud Struggle]

Stealing wi-fi as in you hacked the WEP pass code is different than someone giving it to you for free :). I wish everyone would just unlock their wi-fi, would make the world a better place! ( As in, good luck blaming someone for piracy, and good luck making $$ on internets! )

I don't know how to do any of that. I turned on my laptop and it's connected for some reason. Has been all week.

[Susurrus]

http://temporaryculture.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/clown-army-popstars.jpg

http://www.streetacts.org/images/318593.jpg

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/658321/80761551.jpg

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/LordRa_photos/BIGCLOWN.gif

[Bud Struggle]

http://temporaryculture.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/clown-army-popstars.jpg




http://www.buzzmontgomery.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/the-police.jpg


:(

[Robert]

This year we took the boat and moored itNow see, that's living!

Can you fish off the boat right there at the pier? Do you have pompano?

I ask because I have these old New Orleans recipes for pompano and on the substitution table, it often says: "no substitutes."

So it must be really really good.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRaJ-YGgbWW-glo1eSkySgs6vVZQQgMyeQbsvx0kmGf6syMyY4h

[ComradeMan]

First!

First clown..... well done! ;) :D

I fucking hate clowns, they scared me when I was a kid and I don't think they're funny now.

[Bud Struggle]

Now see, that's living!

Can you fish off the boat right there at the pier? Do you have pompano?

I ask because I have these old New Orleans recipes for pompano and on the substitution table, it often says: "no substitutes."

So it must be really really good.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRaJ-YGgbWW-glo1eSkySgs6vVZQQgMyeQbsvx0kmGf6syMyY4h

Pompano is aboout the best tasting--along with grouper--fish you can get in the Gulf. I catch it occasionally--but I wouldn't eat it right from the boat dock. I'm not sure it's the cleanest place to fish. On the other hand I like fishing, but I'm not the best fisherman. I have fishing ISSUES.

Last year in the recession, I bought the dock spot (from some bond trader that had problems) but we are in here cramped tighter then Occupy Wall Street folks. (But at least the women are topless).

We have been eating at the resteaunts, but I'm up for a home cooked meal--if I cook it myself.

Actually, I really should invite a real New Orleansian to cook for me. I'd cook some Polish Kilbasa for her in return.

So shoot me over your recipe. I'll try it the next time I catch pompiano.

[ComradeMan]

I had fish yesterday- "vopa"- the English name appears to be Boops boops! It's nice but it's unpopular because unless you eat it very, very fresh it smells not too nice.

[Sasha]

First clown..... well done! ;) :D

I fucking hate clowns, they scared me when I was a kid and I don't think they're funny now.

It's not about circus clowns, know your classics boy;FJvUCDP9u0I

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Send_in_the_Clowns

[Le Socialiste]

While I certainly get the reference, it doesn't change the fact that I will never like clowns. Scared me when I was little, and they continue to scare me now. :(

[Revolution starts with U]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2162/2379652423_ca85d56c37.jpg

[Bud Struggle]

^^^Now THAT'S SCARY!

Edit: of course that picture does accurately represent the place Anarchism plays in 21st Century society. :D

[Le Socialiste]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2162/2379652423_ca85d56c37.jpg

http://justincaseyouwerewondering.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Macaulay-Culkin.jpg

[ComradeMan]

While I certainly get the reference, it doesn't change the fact that I will never like clowns. Scared me when I was little, and they continue to scare me now. :(

Glad to know there's someone else who feels the same way. My cousin was the same, there are many of us out there! That's why I think Stephen King was so brilliant with that book/film "It"- he managed to tap into a primordial and widespread fear and hatred of clowns. :unsure:

[Kitty_Paine]

Damn you... I spent a good 15 minutes writting a carefully orchestrated response to xub3rn00dlex and Le Socialiste before hitting "Submit Reply" with a grin on my face only to get the message "This thread has been closed."

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vRfuHN52y50/TSMSy-1w_ZI/AAAAAAAAANc/W3cOI2lImZw/s1600/banging_head_on_keyboard.jpg

[ComradeMan]

Damn you... I spent a good 15 minutes writting a carefully orchestrated response to xub3rn00dlex and Le Socialiste before hitting "Submit Reply" with a grin on my face only to get the message "This thread has been closed."

Ciao bella!

How can I cheer you up?

[Bud Struggle]

Damn you... I spent a good 15 minutes writting a carefully orchestrated response to xub3rn00dlex and Le Socialiste before hitting "Submit Reply" with a grin on my face only to get the message "This thread has been closed."

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vRfuHN52y50/TSMSy-1w_ZI/AAAAAAAAANc/W3cOI2lImZw/s1600/banging_head_on_keyboard.jpg

Life isn't fair.

There is no better reply to Communism.

[Le Socialiste]

Damn you... I spent a good 15 minutes writting a carefully orchestrated response to xub3rn00dlex and Le Socialiste before hitting "Submit Reply" with a grin on my face only to get the message "This thread has been closed."

Give us the bullet points...:)

Or was this carefully orchestrated 15 minute response about a certain story who's sudden ending (and subsequent demands) was decried as extortionist by certain members of the revleft community, and a sudden change of heart compelled you to finish it? ;)


Life isn't fair.

There is no better reply to Communism.

Oh Bud, what would we do without your insightful analyses? :lol:

[Kitty_Paine]

Ciao bella!

How can I cheer you up?

COOKIES!!!

http://www.tshirtsmoselikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/therealmmmmmphmmmphmonster-300x258.gif

[ComradeMan]

COOKIES!!!


Do you like amaretti?

Here--- have a virtual cookie..

http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AmarettoSecco.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/AmarettoSecco.jpg
http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscotto_amaretto


:cool:

[Le Socialiste]

I'm currently eating a batch of peanut butter and brownie cookies...they're delicious. :drool:

[Ocean Seal]

How is it that I was on the first thread today, and were already 26 posts into the second one. :tt2:

[Kitty_Paine]

Life isn't fair.


That is the one thing that I know to be absolute fact in my life... :lol:


Give us the bullet points...:)

Or was this carefully orchestrated 15 minute response about a certain story who's sudden ending (and subsequent demands) was decried as extortionist by certain members of the revleft community, and a sudden change of heart compelled you to finish it? ;)


Bullet points? Okay... uhhh... Cops are on my side, I will crush you... so on and so forth... you will fail... :)

I'm a communist, I don't have a heart. Remember? All that's left is a cold, hard turnip... therefore it is impossible for me to have a change of "heart"... You will never get it out of me. :sleep:


Do you like amaretti?

Here--- have a virtual cookie..

http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AmarettoSecco.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/AmarettoSecco.jpg
http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscotto_amaretto


:cool:

I've never had Amaretto, sorry! But they do look very tasty... Thank you for the virtual cookies! I think I'll have one...

*trys to take a bite and bites fingers*

Damnit...


I'm currently eating a batch of peanut butter and brownie cookies...they're delicious. :drool:

You are the one that I hate the most right now...

[ComradeMan]

I'm a communist, I don't have a heart. Remember? All that's left is a cold, hard turnip... therefore it is impossible for me to have a change of "heart"... You will never get it out of me. .

I'm sure that's not true at all... you seem far too sweet. But never forget...el revolucionario verdadero está guiado por grandes sentimientos de amor.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I've not been on Revleft a lot recently, did I miss anything?

In any case, some good news I'd like to share: got an interview for an apprenticeship tomorrow, feeling fairly confident. Got any advice you'd care to sabotage my chances with? ;)

[Bud Struggle]

I've not been on Revleft a lot recently, did I miss anything?

In any case, some good news I'd like to share: got an interview for an apprenticeship tomorrow, feeling fairly confident. Got any advice you'd care to sabotage my chances with? ;)

Good luck Comrade. All the best to you.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Damn you... I spent a good 15 minutes writting a carefully orchestrated response to xub3rn00dlex and Le Socialiste before hitting "Submit Reply" with a grin on my face only to get the message "This thread has been closed."



And so the union strikes again... :D


COOKIES!!!


Eating an assortment of cookies/cakes my mom baked for the party last night... I swear she's trying to get me fat. :crying:


That is the one thing that I know to be absolute fact in my life... :lol:

uhhhh, you brought it upon yourself! Denying us our rights to free videos! Who are you to do such a thing?!



Bullet points? Okay... uhhh... Cops are on my side, I will crush you... so on and so forth... you will fail... :)

Oh Kitty, kitty, kitty... I love ya, but you're becoming delusional. Can't be healthy for our relationship! :laugh:



I'm a communist, I don't have a heart. Remember? All that's left is a cold, hard turnip... therefore it is impossible for me to have a change of "heart"... You will never get it out of me. :sleep:


All that's left for us then is to beat it outta ya! :D


I've not been on Revleft a lot recently, did I miss anything?

In any case, some good news I'd like to share: got an interview for an apprenticeship tomorrow, feeling fairly confident. Got any advice you'd care to sabotage my chances with? ;)

Congratulations on the apprenticeship! I suggest you go into a rant about how capitalism is destroying the world and that evil cyborg lizardmen are coming from planet JuicyJuice to install communism on all of our windows laptops. Because, Macs will never give in! :laugh:

[Revolution starts with U]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AMXM6IcFefg/TIps-IZVWrI/AAAAAAAAADY/AT7Tl7Z6pU8/s400/images-7.jpg

[Agent Ducky]

This thread moved fast while I was out having a life for once! O_o I had several pages to go through and thank almost everyone of the posts on. XD I thank too much. But I'm sure nobody minds.

[Robert]

Congratulations on the apprenticeship!

Don't jinx him; he's just going on an interview.

Anyway, good luck, Nóxîön. Don't forget to shave.;)

And if you hit it big, don't forget your lowly pals on OI.

-R

[Kitty_Paine]

And so the union strikes again... :D

It is of no concern. Soon the union will be crushed and you will be one of us.



Oh Kitty, kitty, kitty... I love ya, but you're becoming delusional. Can't be healthy for our relationship! :laugh:

I never was good with relationships... :(



All that's left for us then is to beat it outta ya! :D


You should be warned...

I have nails.



http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltaoulON0z1qctud2o1_400.jpg

[Le Socialiste]

You are the one that I hate the most right now...

I'll keep that in mind next time you get in trouble at a bar/club.

And I know I already said it, but best of luck to you Noxion!

[Le Socialiste]

This thread moved fast while I was out having a life for once! O_o I had several pages to go through and thank almost everyone of the posts on. XD I thank too much. But I'm sure nobody minds.

There's no such thing. :)

(If you don't thank this post I'll be deeply offended).

Edit - :D

[Kitty_Paine]

I'll keep that in mind next time you get in trouble at a bar/club.

I meant to say you are the one I love most right now...

Now fight for me!

:ohmy:

[Agent Ducky]

There's no such thing. :)

(If you don't thank this post I'll be deeply offended).

Edit - :D

You're welcome. :lol:

[Le Socialiste]

I meant to say you are the one I love most right now...

Now fight for me!

:ohmy:

You opportunist... :glare:

If you really loved me, you'd PM me your full story. :lol:

Sorry xub3rn00dlex.

[Susurrus]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-15KY5nkmSu8/TgrIpzmNDFI/AAAAAAAAE0M/eZk3naBcsEQ/s1600/Cap+comic.png

[Agent Ducky]

I meant to say you are the one I love most right now...

Now fight for me!

:ohmy:

You can fight for yourself! Show them that we don't need men to fight for us!
Girl power! (or something?)

[xub3rn00dlex]

It is of no concern. Soon the union will be crushed and you will be one of us.

I fight to the death! :laugh:



I never was good with relationships... :(

Unfortunately me either :crying:




You should be warned...

I have nails.

No worries, I drive a T-90.



I meant to say you are the one I love most right now...

Now fight for me!

:ohmy:


You opportunist... :glare:

If you really loved me, you'd PM me your full story. :lol:

Sorry xub3rn00dlex.

:ohmy::ohmy::ohmy: You backstabbers! This means war! :crying:



You can fight for yourself! Show them that we don't need men to fight for us!
Girl power! (or something?)

Ducky, I need you super secret agent skills!

[Le Socialiste]

You can fight for yourself! Show them that we don't need men to fight for us!
Girl power! (or something?)

Fixed it for ya: :hammersickle::star::reda::marx:Girl Power!:che::reda::star::hammersickle:

[Kitty_Paine]

Girl power! (or something?)

:lol: The, "or something?" was gold... made me laugh. :lol:



You can fight for yourself! Show them that we don't need men to fight for us!

I mean I totally can, and will. But if I can carefully manipulate a man to fight for me while I sip on leninade in the sun... well then, it's truely a win - win situation for me...

*evil grin*

But don't tell anyone... :mellow:

[Agent Ducky]

Ducky, I need you super secret agent skills!
Hm? What do you require?


Fixed it for ya: :hammersickle::star::reda::marx:Girl Power!:che::reda::star::hammersickle:
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/researchexchange/2011/06/13/feminist-power-symbol.png?maxWidth=500

There, made it even better. Edit: Why are there no female emoticon thingies? We have Marx, Engels, Che, Castro, Trotsky.... No Rosa Luxemburg or Emma Goldman? SEXISM! THIS IS SEXISM! :P

[Kitty_Paine]

There, made it even better.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fPytab4QkJs/S5EW3MidNJI/AAAAAAAAAB8/U5wIJm1qZqs/s320/marx%2Bfem%2Bdialectic.png

[Le Socialiste]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fPytab4QkJs/S5EW3MidNJI/AAAAAAAAAB8/U5wIJm1qZqs/s320/marx%2Bfem%2Bdialectic.png

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kitty_Paine]

Unfortunately me either :crying:

I'm an emotional wreck, what's your excuse? :lol:



No worries, I drive a T-90.

I totally had to look that up on google... :p



:ohmy::ohmy::ohmy: You backstabbers! This means war! :crying:


Now as the union turns on itself, watch as it collapses... :tt2:

[Le Socialiste]

:ohmy::ohmy::ohmy: You backstabbers! This means war! :crying:

What?! Why, I never...there's no backstabbing going on here! You've been deceived.


Ducky, I need you super secret agent skills

Planning to assassinate me or we? :tt2:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/1/5/129071933912163111.jpg

[Kitty_Paine]

There, made it even better. Edit: Why are there no female emoticon thingies? We have Marx, Engels, Che, Castro, Trotsky.... No Rosa Luxemburg or Emma Goldman? SEXISM! THIS IS SEXISM! :P

You're right this is total sexism, we're being discriminated against... This will not stand. :cursing:

Thank you for opening my eyes to my oppression... even online we cannot escape it... :lol: Well... it's probably worse online...

[Le Socialiste]

Why are there no female emoticon thingies? We have Marx, Engels, Che, Castro, Trotsky.... No Rosa Luxemburg or Emma Goldman? SEXISM! THIS IS SEXISM! :P

I think there's a place in the member's forum where you can put in a request for stuff like this, although I think the emoticons come from one person (possibly the creator? I don't know...).

Somebody who is an authority on the matter can correct me if I'm wrong.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Hm? What do you require?

I'm in need of Sam Fisher type skills. ;)

I'm an emotional wreck, what's your excuse? :lol:

I don't really have one.... I'm a flirt, things get blown out of proportion, and I end up alone... I swear the Feds are behind it all. :(


I totally had to look that up on google... :p

Yup, goes well with my biceps I think. :laugh:



Now as the union turns on itself, watch as it collapses... :tt2:

If anything the union will be turning more militant!


What?! Why, I never...there's no backstabbing going on here! You've been deceived.

Planning to assassinate me or we? :tt2:


I will sort out this "deceit" the old school, Uncle Joseph way. :laugh:

[Agent Ducky]

I'm in need of Sam Fisher type skills. ;)
I might just be able to help you.


I will sort out this "deceit" the old school, Uncle Joseph way. :laugh:
I might be able to help you out here too. The other day my friend that I don't see very often handed me this Soviet KGB pin and he said "My friend gave this to me and I thought of you, you'd probably like this." And so after half an hour of intense googling and Cyrillic-transcribing I figured out that it's the highest award-thing a KGB agent can get. So now I have a super KGB award pin on my jacket. That makes me a super KGB agent, methinks.

[Le Socialiste]

If anything the union will be turning more militant!

Without me the union will devolve into the historical failings of unions past! Prepare for elements of reformism and reaction to invade your rank-and-file.


I will sort out this "deceit" the old school, Uncle Joseph way. :laugh:

http://www.7kanal.com/data/images/uploaded_by_ftp//2010/02/24/putin-mad-400.jpg

Come at me bro.

[Kitty_Paine]

That makes me a super KGB agent, methinks.

All you need now is a skin-tight leather suit that calls unnecessary attention to your ass and chest and you'll be ready to go! That is what women spies wear, right?

[xub3rn00dlex]

I might just be able to help you.

I might be able to help you out here too. The other day my friend that I don't see very often handed me this Soviet KGB pin and he said "My friend gave this to me and I thought of you, you'd probably like this." And so after half an hour of intense googling and Cyrillic-transcribing I figured out that it's the highest award-thing a KGB agent can get. So now I have a super KGB award pin on my jacket. That makes me a super KGB agent, methinks.

Excellent. I could use a super agent, this is most excellent. Are you in the business of making people disappear without any trace?


Without me the union will devolve into the historical failings of unions past! Prepare for elements of reformism and reaction to invade your rank-and-file.

Don't you see?! This is all part of Kitty's sabotage the union plans. And you've fallen right smack dab headfirst into it. Comrade, I thought you were stronger... but what must be done must be done.



Come at me bro.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NODhXAeFqjs/Sz1nZj-kLMI/AAAAAAAAABY/wog2tP2UIRQ/s400/KGB.jpg

[Kitty_Paine]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NODhXAeFqjs/Sz1nZj-kLMI/AAAAAAAAABY/wog2tP2UIRQ/s400/KGB.jpg


You know who's better than the KGB?

When suddenly...

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/175736/meh.ro5790.jpg

[xub3rn00dlex]

You know who's better than the KGB?

When suddenly...

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/175736/meh.ro5790.jpg

Seems to me your spoiler is broken. Good job Ducky, I see you're quite capable!

[Kitty_Paine]

Seems to me your spoiler is broken. Good job Ducky, I see you're quite capable!

It does work... your browser is crap :thumbdown:

[xub3rn00dlex]

It does work... your browser is crap :thumbdown:

Must be Spam, oooooh that little adblocker :laugh:

[Kitty_Paine]

Must be Spam, oooooh that little adblocker :laugh:

It wasn't spam, it was hilariousness... and now you will never be able to enjoy it. I feel sorry for you... :crying:

[xub3rn00dlex]

It wasn't spam, it was hilariousness... and now you will never be able to enjoy it. I feel sorry for you... :crying:

Spetsnaz has nothing on KGB ;) I had to use Safari to see that. Thought you could outsmart me yeah?! :D

[Kitty_Paine]

Spetsnaz has nothing on KGB ;)

I don't know what you mean...

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9919/1232940654189e.jpg



I had to use Safari to see that. Thought you could outsmart me yeah?! :D

Yes... yes I did... :(

[Agent Ducky]

All you need now is a skin-tight leather suit that calls unnecessary attention to your ass and chest and you'll be ready to go! That is what women spies wear, right?

XD! But there's not much to actually draw attention to. It's all part of being skinny enough to pass as a Holocaust survivor. I think more attention will be going to thinking "HOLY SHIT THAT GURL NEEDS TO EAT FOOD, MAN."

Edit: NVM. Spetznaz is badass :D

[Kitty_Paine]

XD! But there's not much to actually draw attention to. It's all part of being skinny enough to pass as a Holocaust survivor. I think more attention will be going to thinking "HOLY SHIT THAT GURL NEEDS TO EAT FOOD, MAN."

It's okay! We can work with that! After all, she's pretty badass too...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u6T3ciwUIgA/S9LYSdjLjWI/AAAAAAAAAAk/ycE9UHS3SqE/s1600/saoirse-ronan-hanna.jpg

And no form fitting spandex suit if I recall correctly... :)



And the pic didn't work on my browser either :crying:

*head explodes*

[Revolution starts with U]

http://brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/clown-mushroom-cloud.jpg

[xub3rn00dlex]

Yes... yes I did... :(

I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep in a corner now :crying:


http://brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/clown-mushroom-cloud.jpg

Most badass clown, ever.

[Robert]

I will sing, record and play on this website the Internationale if you will both please delete that hideous apocalyptic image.

[ZeroNowhere]

I will sing, record and play on this website the Internationale if you will both please delete that hideous apocalyptic image.
I'm not sure that you're going to convince many socialists by offering to deface the Internationale.

[Robert]

Don't be so cynical and nasty all the time, Zero.

I find the song horribly preachy, but I do respect its historical relevance and find the melody interesting, stirring even, when sung by a large assembly.

[Skooma Addict]

Most badass clown, ever.

https://www.ptsdforum.org/c/data/attachments/3/3652-fda1f693ede5d0aa27e498c3f9b1a626.jpg

[xub3rn00dlex]

Not drunk tonight skooma? :laugh:

[Revolution starts with U]

I call that pic: How I learned to stop worrying, and love the bomb :D

[Susurrus]

Psht! Sam Fisher, KGB, Spetsnaz, all little babies. When you need a real hitman to do the job, there is only one choice.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8875/hitman9442800600724903.jpg

[Le Socialiste]

It's official: I can't stay away from these threads.


It does work... your browser is crap :thumbdown:

I couldn't see it either...:(

[Le Socialiste]

Psht! Sam Fisher, KGB, Spetsnaz, all little babies. When you need a real hitman to do the job, there is only one choice.

Assassin cat?

http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/eine-sache-der-perspektive-assassin-cat.jpg

I don't know what it is with me today...for some reason I just find cats with assassin gear hilarious. :rolleyes:

[Kitty_Paine]

Assassin cat?

I don't know what it is with me today...for some reason I just find cats with assassin gear hilarious. :rolleyes:


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[Robert]

Outstanding!

How was that done?

[Le Socialiste]

Ah crap, I've been looking at and posting too many cat pictures - now I'm getting advertisements for cat litter...:mellow:

[Kitty_Paine]

It's official: I can't stay away from these threads.

I couldn't see it either...:(

It was hilariousness and you missed out big time, that's all I'm gonna say...

Damn you revleft users and your BS browsers that don't support Kitty_Paine's spoiler pictures... :crying:

[Le Socialiste]

It was hilariousness and you missed out big time, that's all I'm gonna say...

Damn you revleft users and your BS browsers that don't support Kitty_Paine's spoiler pictures... :crying:

Apparently I wasn't the only one...:D

Oh well, somehow I'll just have to make do. And my browser works just fine...maybe your browser is BS!

[Susurrus]

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[Kitty_Paine]

Apparently I wasn't the only one...:D

Oh well, somehow I'll just have to make do. And my browser works just fine...maybe your browser is BS!

That is preposterous :tt2:

EDIT: Oh, yeah and...

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[xub3rn00dlex]

Apparently I wasn't the only one...:D

Oh well, somehow I'll just have to make do. And my browser works just fine...maybe your browser is BS!

Most likely the case :) i'm pretty sure it was all a scheme to hijack our internetz! Defended successfully!

That is preposterous :tt2:


Now you know how we feel when you slapped on that ridiculous pricetag!

[Revolution starts with U]

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[Kitty_Paine]

Most likely the case :) i'm pretty sure it was all a scheme to hijack our internetz! Defended successfully!

Now you know how we feel when you slapped on that ridiculous pricetag!

I feel nothing but infinite sorrow for you and the fact that you think I feel what you may or may not have felt. Empathy is not whitin my capabilities and therefore whatever you may have thought that I felt was instead an idea occuring in ignorance and was nothing more than self serving gibberish.

No, I'm not a sociopath I just don't give a shit... :tt2:

[PhoenixAsh]

I've not been on Revleft a lot recently, did I miss anything?

In any case, some good news I'd like to share: got an interview for an apprenticeship tomorrow, feeling fairly confident. Got any advice you'd care to sabotage my chances with? ;)

The only advice I have is to remain everybit as confident as you are. You will get the job! You can do it. And I am sure you deserve it.

Congrats! And break a leg (its a figure of speech...don't actually do it. Or if you do...do it on their property so you can sue :D :D )

[Le Socialiste]

Congrats! And break a leg (its a figure of speech...don't actually do it. Or if you do...do it on their property so you can sue :D :D )

I would go further and say do it - but only if you don't get the job. Make them wish they hired you...:)

[Le Socialiste]

That is preposterous :tt2:

Well, we are on revleft.

[xub3rn00dlex]

I feel nothing but infinite sorrow for you and the fact that you think I feel what you may or may not have felt. Empathy is not whitin my capabilities and therefore whatever you may have thought that I felt was instead an idea occuring in ignorance and was nothing more than self serving gibberish.

No, I'm not a sociopath I just don't give a shit... :tt2:

Kitty... you get more heartless by the post! And to think, that sweet little me extended such a warm hand to you! What was I thinking!? :laugh:


I would go further and say do it - but only if you don't get the job. Make them wish they hired you...:)

Make sure you broke a leg because the CEO backed into it in his royce. Ca-ching! :D

AND. I PRESENT TO YOU:

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[Susurrus]

Sup?

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[Le Rouge]

Damn you revleft users and your BS browsers that don't support Kitty_Paine's spoiler pictures... :crying:

Damn you Kitty with you revisionist spoilers that nobody can see what you put in. :)

[Revolution starts with U]

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[Kitty_Paine]

Kitty... you get more heartless by the post! And to think, that sweet little me extended such a warm hand to you! What was I thinking!? :laugh:

I have to keep up the heartless, "I dont give a shit" attitude to make up for the fact that I'm only about 5'6" - 5'7" and have a smaller body type because I tend get into... hmmm, how shall I say?.. disputes with people I guess, lol. I'm talking more about "real life" of course... and no, I will not change my ways... :rolleyes:

And what were you thinking silly... that was foolish of you... :)

[Che a chara]

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[Kitty_Paine]

Damn you Kitty with you revisionist spoilers that nobody can see what you put in. :)

Why can't you just agree with me? I need someone fiercely loyal to my cause of... of... hmmm...

Disagreeing with what ever everyone else is saying about me... whether it's true or not! It makes for great fun, you'll see...

:tt2:

[Skooma Addict]

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[xub3rn00dlex]

I have to keep up the heartless, "I dont give a shit" attitude to make up for the fact that I'm only about 5'6" - 5'7" and have a smaller body type because I tend get into... hmmm, how shall I say?.. disputes with people I guess, lol. I'm talking more about "real life" of course... and no, I will not change my ways... :rolleyes:

And what were you thinking silly... that was foolish of you... :)

Disputes eh? Sounds like you need a bodyguard haha :) And yeah, it was pretty foolish of me... is it so bad I like 'em fiesty? :laugh:


Why can't you just agree with me? I need someone fiercely loyal to my cause of... of... hmmm...

Disagreeing with what ever everyone else is saying about me... whether it's true or not! It makes for great fun, you'll see...

:tt2:

Hmmmm.... We can work out an agreement here. I am 6'1, 230 lbs ( currently, bound to go up ) and am in the gym 4x a week. You need a bodyguard, I need those videos. Sounds like a deal yeah?! :laugh:

[Le Socialiste]

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How do you really feel?

[Kitty_Paine]

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I love your posts Skooma :wub:

[Revolution starts with U]

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[Kitty_Paine]

Disputes eh? Sounds like you need a bodyguard haha :) And yeah, it was pretty foolish of me... is it so bad I like 'em fiesty? :laugh:

You like 'em fiesty? :lol:

Right, right of course... No comment :mellow:



Hmmmm.... We can work out an agreement here. I am 6'1, 230 lbs ( currently, bound to go up ) and am in the gym 4x a week. You need a bodyguard, I need those videos. Sounds like a deal yeah?! :laugh:

You sound like you're advertising yourself. Speaking of, there might be a competative market for this... maybe I should post an ad on craig's list. On second thought though, half of the fun is the sketchy confrontation where the outcome is uncertain... :p So you could just stand in the corner and wait to drag me away when I go down in the chaos...

Sorry, those "videos" have been edited for content... think watergate kind of scandal... :tt2:

[Che a chara]

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LOL, Shaggy 2 Dope !!! :laugh: his putrid partner in crime iz probz tha worse clown of all tho.

[xub3rn00dlex]

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Dude I've never asked that question before. Electrons son, electrons. :laugh:

You like 'em fiesty? :lol:

Right, right of course... No comment :mellow:


Haha, what!? Is there a problem here?!



You sound like you're advertising yourself. Speaking of, there might be a competative market for this... maybe I should post an ad on craig's list. On second thought though, half the fun are the sketchy confrontations where the outcome is uncertain... :p So you could just stand in the corner and wait to drag me away when I go down in the chaos...

Haha, I've dragged people away before, it's actually pretty fun. I'll just lasso you in or something, don't want to get in the midst of things with my temper! :D



Sorry, those "videos" have been edited for content... think watergate kind of scandal... :tt2:

:scared: And you're holding out on me!? Now I have to find these tapes!

[Kitty_Paine]

Dude I've never asked that question before. Electrons son, electrons. :laugh:!

But Glenn Beck told me it was black magic!



Haha, what!? Is there a problem here?!!

No, no problem... :)

I just haven't been described as "fiesty" in a while, that's all... :lol:



Haha, I've dragged people away before, it's actually pretty fun. I'll just lasso you in or something, don't want to get in the midst of things with my temper! :D!

Ahhh, so you have experience, excellent. You'll have to haul ass outta there quickly too before they get the cops there... K?!?!

With your temper? :lol: Do explain... :)



:scared: And you're holding out on me!? Now I have to find these tapes!

I don't know what tapes your talking about... there are no tapes... there never were... :mellow:

[Le Socialiste]

...*Sigh*...

[Kitty_Paine]

...*Sigh*...

You have a problem...? :rolleyes:

[xub3rn00dlex]

But Glenn Beck told me it was black magic!

Electrons are black magic! Duh! :drool:



No, no problem... :)

I just haven't been described as "fiesty" in a while, that's all... :lol:Haha, it's meant as a complement, I assure you. :)



Ahhh, so you have experience, excellent. You'll have to haul ass outta there quickly too before they get the cops there... K?!?!

With your temper? :lol: Do explain... :) Cops? Oh no, you can go ahead and run, I gots' me some pigs to roast!

And yeah not much to explain. I don't turn the other cheek lol, nor do I play fair. If I can grab something heavy, I will, not my problem if it gives me an advantage. I've actually been moody all day, mostly because of a few texts that were less than pleasant. I do a good job at bottling things up, but when push comes to shove I roll through with battle-tanks. I got bullied and picked on growing up, got my ass handed to me a few times... both physically and emotionally... for example, my ex is my best friend, and I was friends with the guy she's now dating but she won't let me anywhere near him because, well... I never got my chance at a piñata!




I don't know what tapes your talking about... there are no tapes... there never were... :mellow:I believe I have proof, and witnesses!


...*Sigh*...

Sup?

[Le Socialiste]

Just wanted to see if anyone would respond. :D

Edit: It's also been something of a slow day. :unsure:

[Che a chara]

You have a problem...? :rolleyes:

Religion is the *Sigh* of the oppressed creature .... ;)

[Le Socialiste]

Religion is the *Sigh* of the oppressed creature .... ;)

And the people said: Amen.

[Kitty_Paine]

Electrons are black magic! Duh! :drool:

You're getting drool on me... ewww!

Of course, science is of the devil... we fear change... :mellow:



Haha, it's meant as a complement, I assure you. :)

Well, thank you then. I feel very... "assured" :lol:



Cops? Oh no, you can go ahead and run, I gots' me some pigs to roast!

And yeah not much to explain. I don't turn the other cheek lol, nor do I play fair. If I can grab something heavy, I will, not my problem if it gives me an advantage. I've actually been moody all day, mostly because of a few texts that were less than pleasant. I do a good job at bottling things up, but when push comes to shove I roll through with battle-tanks. I got bullied and picked on growing up, got my ass handed to me a few times... both physically and emotionally... for example, my ex is my best friend, and I was friends with the guy she's now dating but she won't let me anywhere near him because, well... I never got my chance at a piñata!

Yeah about that... me no likey mace so I'll steer clear of that for now.

Hey now, bottling up your emotions is no good. You need to talk about your feelings with your besty or significant other so you can move on. I think your anger comes from not letting go and an inability to express your emotions...

Here come sit on my coach, we'll talk things out... *awkward pat on head*

:)



I believe I have proof, and witnesses!


I believe my people have already taken care of your so called "witnesses", they wont be bothering anybody anymore...


Just wanted to see if anyone would respond. :D

Edit: It's also been something of a slow day. :unsure:

Awww! I'll give you attention!

Whether or not you want my attention is another thing entirely... :rolleyes:


Religion is the *Sigh* of the oppressed creature .... ;)

As an atheist... I don't feel qualified to speak on the subject...

I stay away from religion... it scares me...

[Revolution starts with U]

LOL, Shaggy 2 Dope !!! :laugh: his putrid partner in crime iz probz tha worse clown of all tho.

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Dude I've never asked that question before. Electrons son, electrons. :laugh:





Electrons are black magic! Duh! :drool:



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[Le Socialiste]

Here come sit on my coach, we'll talk things out... *awkward pat on head*

Is your coach aware that you're offering his/her lap for "therapy sessions?" ;)


I believe my people have already taken care of your so called "witnesses", they wont be bothering anybody anymore...

Well, this is awkward (me being alive and all). You must have hired some awful hitmen.


Awww! I'll give you attention!

Whether or not you want my attention is another thing entirely... :rolleyes:

I don't know, suddenly I feel as though I should go into hiding...:lol:


As an atheist... I don't feel qualified to speak on the subject...

I stay away from religion... it scares me...

You are one wise lady. I had the "pleasure" of growing up in the church and, while it inevitably directed me towards leftism, I feel no need to go back. Unfortunately, I currently work as a church custodian and get payed to do technical work on Sundays...:rolleyes:

I'm in something of an odd position, I'm not an atheist - but I'm not religious either. I don't know where I am...:mellow:

[Kitty_Paine]

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Did you make this? lol

It just seems too perfect given the context... :p

[Revolution starts with U]

No. I actually skipped over J to post the shaggy one cuz I thot it was funnier. And then someone mentioned magic, so I went back and grabbed it :lol:

The universe tends to work like that, lots of so-called "coincidences."

[xub3rn00dlex]

You're getting drool on me... ewww!


I am doing no such thing! How dare you accuse me of being a dog!



Well, thank you then. I feel very... "assured" :lol:

Damn right you do, or else! :laugh:



Hey now, bottling up your emotions is no good. You need to talk about your feelings with your besty or significant other so you can move on. I think your anger comes from not letting go and an inability to express your emotions...

Here come sit on my coach, we'll talk things out... *awkward pat on head*

:)

Bottling up emotions is how I deal with it lol. We've talked things over a thousand and one times, it doesn't really do shit. I'm over her, trust me on that... it's not a great feeling, nor does it make me all too happy, but what's the point of wanting something that'll never happen.

And as tempting as sitting on your coach's lap is, I think I'll pass. Who knows what your coach has planned for me! :laugh:

If you tried to assassinate my union comrades, there will be severe consequences kitty!

[hatzel]

I never really understood the concept of sandwiches without pickles...

That is all :)

EDIT: actually it's not all. Let's get in the right frame of mind with some mood-music:

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[Agent Ducky]

Ok, what I don't understand is how the Insane Clown Posse is a posse. 2 people, man.

[Kitty_Paine]

Ok, what I don't understand is how the Insane Clown Posse is a posse. 2 people, man.

You make a valid point.

Let's consult our friends at Urban Dictionary once more... *clears throat*...

Posse

Your crew, your hommies, a group of friends, people who may or may not have your back. There must be at least three members present for it to be considered a posse.

Example:

Dumbass- Hey look at that posse!
Me- Thats not a posse, there's only 2 people there.


Maybe they consider all of their fans apart of the posse as well?

Doesn't the Wu-tang clan do something like that?

[Che a chara]

Maybe they consider all of their fans apart of the posse as well?

Ahh jezz, not the Juggalos and Jugallettes !!:rolleyes: :lol:

Interesting article actually today about these things....

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/10/31/fbi-report-insane-clown-posse-fans-are-on-par-with-bloods-and-crips/

For sure the FBI are giving these cretins more credit and hype than they deserve.

[Kitty_Paine]

Is your coach aware that you're offering his/her lap for "therapy sessions?" ;)

Well, it's a "he" coach to begin with and I love him very much. Saying that it should be known that being "my" coach means he'll shut the hell up and do what I want it to. Plus, I don't think he'll mind theraphy sessions... :)



Well, this is awkward (me being alive and all). You must have hired some awful hitmen.

Patience comrade... they are coming... *grin*



I don't know, suddenly I feel as though I should go into hiding...:lol:

Becasue I'm sending hired gun men to kill you right? Not because you don't want my attention...? :(



You are one wise lady. I had the "pleasure" of growing up in the church and, while it inevitably directed me towards leftism, I feel no need to go back. Unfortunately, I currently work as a church custodian and get payed to do technical work on Sundays...:rolleyes:

You work as a custodian and plot your revenge from underneath them... and they thought they could trust you. Somebody make this into a screen play, this could be golden hollywood material... :lol:


The universe tends to work like that, lots of so-called "coincidences."

Or it's just fucking with us... :p


I am doing no such thing! How dare you accuse me of being a dog!

Bears drool a lot too... would you like to be a bear instead? :)



Bottling up emotions is how I deal with it lol. We've talked things over a thousand and one times, it doesn't really do shit. I'm over her, trust me on that... it's not a great feeling, nor does it make me all too happy, but what's the point of wanting something that'll never happen.

I didn't really mean talk to her about the problems, etc. I meant more just a neutral party who you can open up to and just talk; about everything really. And it's not about that person really helping you to solve them, it's more about just being able to release them... If I didn't have my brother to talk to every once in a while I would have been thrown in prison a while ago... you guess the reason, could have been anything... :blink: :p



And as tempting as sitting on your coach's lap is, I think I'll pass. Who knows what your coach has planned for me! :laugh:

He's a very generous lover...



If you tried to assassinate my union comrades, there will be severe consequences kitty!

Who said I was... I have people that take out my trash...

[xub3rn00dlex]

Well, it's a "he" coach to begin with and I love him very much. Saying that it should be known that being "my" coach means he'll shut the hell up and do what I want it to. Plus, I don't think he'll mind theraphy sessions... :)

Not quite sure he'll appreciate you calling him an it!




Patience comrade... they are coming…


i had my people take care of them, no problems here. Move along!




Bears drool a lot too... would you like to be a bear instead? :)


funny, that's actually one of my nicknames haha.



I didn't really mean talk to her about the problems, etc. I meant more just a neutral party who you can open up to and just talk; about everything really. And it's not about that person really helping you to solve them, it's more about just being able to release them... If I didn't have my brother to talk to every once in a while I would have been thrown in prison a while ago... you guess the reason, could have been anything... :blink: :p


yeah that's hard considering i don't trust my bros with senstive information, and i don't really like opening up, especially about that relationship. So yeah, solid as a rock is the way to go.



He's a very generous lover...

That makes two of us, i got dibs on being in charge. :)


Who said I was... I have people that take out my trash...

and i have people preventing you from doing so :)

Btw, i'm pretty moody today, so sorry ahead of time guys if i'm not exactly a-grade reactionary material today!

[#FF0000]

Maybe they consider all of their fans apart of the posse as well?

Doesn't the Wu-tang clan do something like that?

I think it is something like that, where they consider everyone affiliated with ICP to be part of the "posse".

But then again, Wu Tang has the actual Wu Tang Clan, and then a host of Wu Tang Associates.

So.

[Revolution starts with U]

The Insane Clown Posse, formerly known as the Inner City Posse, was a group of 17 friends who started throwing "Forks Up" sometime around 1987, officially changing their name to Insane Clown Posse in 1990 with the release of the Album the Dark Carnival. It consists of Violent J (Joseph Bruce), Shaggy 2 Dope (Joey Utsler... ootsler, not uh-tsler, get it right or they will find your body in a dumpster ;)), Jumpsteady, Billy Billy, Chucky Styles, Nerdy Nathan, and a few other hooligans nobody has ever heard of.
The ICP has since gathered a following in the millions, dedicated to "Family" and acting like total douche bags to further alienate themselves from normal society. These people call themselves "Juggalos," wear clown makeup, and only listen to music by Psycopathic Records, all the while making fun of normal people for only listening to Lady Gaga.

[Le Socialiste]

Well, it's a "he" coach to begin with and I love him very much. Saying that it should be known that being "my" coach means he'll shut the hell up and do what I want it to. Plus, I don't think he'll mind theraphy sessions... :)

You refer to your coach as "it?" Very loving indeed...


Patience comrade... they are coming... *grin*

Already? Well, that's disappointing...and here I was hoping for a little endurance. ;)


Becasue I'm sending hired gun men to kill you right? Not because you don't want my attention...? :(

You'll forgive me if I don't entirely trust your motives. Who's to say your attention doesn't come with a knife in the back? :glare:


You work as a custodian and plot your revenge from underneath them... and they thought they could trust you. Somebody make this into a screen play, this could be golden hollywood material... :lol:

A custodian takes matters into his own hands, rising up out of the darkness of the storage closet and into the light of victory...

I like it, but I'd much rather be on top than underneath. :rolleyes:


Who said I was... I have people that take out my trash.


and i have people preventing you from doing so :)

Hey, hey! When did I become trash?! :crying:


Btw, i'm pretty moody today, so sorry ahead of time guys if i'm not exactly a-grade reactionary material today!

We'll still love you.

[Revolution starts with U]

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[xub3rn00dlex]

Hey, hey! When did I become trash?! :crying:

Kitty treats the entire union like trash, I think we must now strike her where it hurts! The time for negotiations has past! Time to seize what is rightfully ours is now!


We'll still love you.

I love you too! :wub:

[Le Socialiste]

Kitty treats the entire union like trash, I think we must now strike her where it hurts! The time for negotiations has past! Time to seize what is rightfully ours is now!

I don't know...because if we strike her where it hurts she'll inevitably have to strike us where it hurts, and I'm not sure that's worth it. :p

But I agree, it is rightfully ours at this point. We've been dragged around long enough!


I love you too! :wub:

Awww...:crying:

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

OK, had the interview today...

For a large portion of it, I reckoned everything was going swimmingly, in spite of a few niggles - my lack of GCSEs was effectively neutralised by my outstanding performance during the Maths and English assessment, my two Open University courses might have presented a problem had I not had the caution not to assign them towards a qualification too soon, and I live near the damn place. The more personal part of the interview I thought I did good in as well, answering questions in an eloquent yet succinct manner that visibly impressed my interlocutor.

However, the instant she said "You're clearly very intelligent, but..." I knew I was fucking doomed. It's something I've heard before, and it invariably means that whatever my actual intellectual capabilities, whatever achievements I've come to make in spite of past mistakes, they all count for nothing as far as getting my foot in the door is concerned. What was particularly galling about this instance was the seeming notion that "hard work" is more important than "smart work", that employers would prefer a complete dullard willing to subject themselves to unpaid shitwork over a brighter person who's more discriminating in their unpaid activities. I don't apply lipstick to the pig that is laughably called my "career", but instead I highlight activities that I actively choose to undertake in order to improve myself and by extension, my performance as a worker.

I really wanted this, which also pisses me off considerably. Short of going to university full-time (my first choice, but unavailable to me due to economic considerations), an apprenticeship would be a huge boost to my employment potential in an area that I give a fuck about. I have a strong suspicion that picking up any old shitwork that comes my way would have little no meaningful effect on my employability, since the job market is already flooded with far more worthy candidates and employers are and have always been free to pick and choose whoever the hell they want.

TL;DR I didn't get the position.

I hardly think my experience is unique. How much more wasted talent languishes under the capitalist price system due to its inherent absurdities? It's a tragic, criminal and completely unacceptable situation that impoverishes all of us materially, intellectually and socially.

Shit it.

[ComradeMan]

OK, had the interview today....

It makes absolutely no material difference to my life whatsoever that you didn't get that job and due to your frequent foul-mouthed outburts towards my persona it makes me wonder whether I should even give one... there is no logical, empirical or materialistic reason whatsoever- but, I guess, on a human and spiritual level--- all the same, I'm sorry you didn't get the job, look on the bright side, each person that says no takes you nearer to a person who says yes. :thumbup1:

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

It makes absolutely no material difference to my life whatsoever that you didn't get that job and due to your frequent foul-mouthed outburts towards my persona it makes me wonder whether I should even give one...

Well, whatever you do is ultimately up to your own conscience, but for what it's worth I would still wish you a happy birthday in spite of your shit ideas.


there is no logical, empirical or materialistic reason whatsoever- but, I guess, on a human and spiritual level--- all the same, I'm sorry you didn't get the job, look on the bright side, each person that says no takes you nearer to a person who says yes. :thumbup1:

The "bright side" as you put it is cold comfort; I have no idea how many times I will be turned down before being accepted - too many unknown variables.

But your general sentiment of commiseration is appreciated.

[Robert]

"You're clearly very intelligent, but..."If it's not too intrusive, what followed the "but"?

"you lack relevant experience"?

"that tattoo of a hammer and sickle makes me dubious of your enthusiasm for sales"?

"you have no demonstrable interest in the mission of this company"?

"your academic background prepared you more for work in
accounting than in [whatever]"?

From her point of view, was the decision not to hire you defensible? Maybe there really were 5 candidates more suitable for the position?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

If it's not too intrusive, what followed the "but"?

"you lack relevant experience"?

Not so much relevant experience as any experience. Apparently part of the reason for not being offered work there was... because I hadn't worked enough before. Now granted, I have large gaps in my CV, but short of some creative writing (i.e. damned lies) about those sections of my past I'm not getting rid of them.

How the fuck can I get experience in the first fucking place if prospective employers insist on turning me down on a lack of experience? It's fucking idiotic.


"that tattoo of a hammer and sickle makes me dubious of your enthusiasm for sales"?

I don't have any tattoos or piercings and it wasn't a sales position. Before you ask, I was wearing a suit and tie.


"you have no demonstrable interest in the mission of this company"?

I wanted to pass the offered apprenticeship, and since the company in question was in the business of creating successful apprentices, our goals coincided, or at least I thought so.


"your academic background prepared you more for work in
accounting than in [whatever]"?

There was a bit of that, but that's complete bullshit. It's not like Accounting and IT are completely alien fields to each other. In fact most accounting these days is done using fucking computers.


From her point of view, was the decision not to hire you defensible?

Of course it is. It always is. Employers have all the power in such situations, and might makes right. It's easy to defend your decisions if you get to set the terms as to what is and isn't defensible.


Maybe there really were 5 candidates more suitable for the position?

Maybe there were, maybe there wasn't. That's irrelevant to me; what is relevant is that I have to go through yet more degrading and soul-destroying grovelling or face a lifetime on meagre benefits, which is a fucking bleak prospect at the best of times.

[ComradeMan]

^^^^^^^^

The old experience paradox here. You're not the only one. Perhaps you need to "sell yourself" more at interviews and demonstrate how eager you are to get more experience on top of that which you have. I don't know, perhaps that way they focus away from the negatives onto the positives.

I agree though, how do you get the experience if no one gives you the damn job?

[Robert]

Okay. I tried to edit my post to delete the hammer and sickle comment before you saw it because it seemed snarky. I did wonder how you could maintain your integrity as a revolutionary and go to a conventional job interview without setting off alarm bells.

I'd like to hear more about the following when your spirits pick up:


How the fuck can I get experience in the first fucking place if prospective employers insist on turning me down on a lack of experience? It's fucking idiotic.



It's not like Accounting and IT are completely alien fields to each other. In fact most accounting these days is done using fucking computers.




That's irrelevant to me; what is relevant is that I have to go through yet more degrading and soul-destroying grovelling or face a lifetime on meagre benefits, which is a fucking bleak prospect at the best of times.



employers would prefer a complete dullard willing to subject themselves to unpaid shitwork over a brighter person who's more discriminating in their unpaid activities

[Ocean Seal]

Ok, what I don't understand is how the Insane Clown Posse is a posse. 2 people, man.
That's all you need if you believe in Shang-ri-la. I actually think that their music isn't half bad--if anything, for comedic purpose.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Okay. I tried to edit my post to delete the hammer and sickle comment before you saw it because it seemed snarky. I did wonder how you could maintain your integrity as a revolutionary and go to a conventional job interview without setting off alarm bells.

Because I'm not an idiot and don't talk about economics or politics at job interviews?


I'd like to hear more about the following when your spirits pick up:

In what way? I'm happy to answer, I'm just not sure what you mean.

[ComradeMan]

Well, the clocks have gone back an hour, the nights are dark and Halloween has come and gone so....

nGdFHJXciAQ

[xub3rn00dlex]

Noxion, I appreciate how you said your situation is in no doubt unique. Do you think that employment is more about who you know rather than what you know? I'm still in college so I haven't had much experience with getting employed, but even when I was searching for something to get me through college I got turned down from jobs not because I didn't know much ( my interviews had a lot to do with personality since the labor a high school graduate can do immediately isn't exactly skill intensive in the markets I was looking ) but rather because I didn't have connections to help me out? I fared better when I was interviewed for jobs my friends were employed at than for jobs I knew nobody in. The only reason I got hired for my current job is because my father happens to be a well respected site manager, having been employed ever since the new boss took over.

I'm really sorry to hear this happened to you, as from reading your posts here on this forum you seem extremely capable and intelligent. I hope you fare better in further opportunities that present themselves to you!

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Noxion, I appreciate how you said your situation is in no doubt unique. Do you think that employment is more about who you know rather than what you know? I'm still in college so I haven't had much experience with getting employed, but even when I was searching for something to get me through college I got turned down from jobs not because I didn't know much ( my interviews had a lot to do with personality since the labor a high school graduate can do immediately isn't exactly skill intensive in the markets I was looking ) but rather because I didn't have connections to help me out? I fared better when I was interviewed for jobs my friends were employed at than for jobs I knew nobody in. The only reason I got hired for my current job is because my father happens to be a well respected site manager, having been employed ever since the new boss took over.

Are you in the US? Because this sounds nepotistic to my ears.


I'm really sorry to hear this happened to you, as from reading your posts here on this forum you seem extremely capable and intelligent. I hope you fare better in further opportunities that present themselves to you!

Thank you.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Are you in the US? Because this sounds nepotistic to my ears.

I am in the US, had to look up what nepotism was. I think it is nepotism since I got the job without an interview or ever having met the boss. I don't think I don't have merit, I just think the way I got the job was nepotistic now that you said that.

[Revolution starts with U]

Don't worry. In America, that's how most people get their jobs. :thumbup1:

[Revolution starts with U]

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[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Don't worry. In America, that's how most people get their jobs. :thumbup1:

Holy shit. Am I weird for thinking that sounds corrupt as fuck?

[ComradeMan]

Don't worry. In America, that's how most people get their jobs. :thumbup1:

"raccomandazione" is what it's called here....

[xub3rn00dlex]

Holy shit. Am I weird for thinking that sounds corrupt as fuck?

Nah not weird, but it's really not out of the ordinary thinking here in NYC from the people I usually talk to.

[Revolution starts with U]

It was really just an off-hand comment... with, of course, some truth to it. Like Comrademan said, it's all about "recommendation;" who you know, not what you know.

Most people I know with full-time jobs have them because a friend or family member had connections there and got them in. Most of the "job hunters" books I have read say the same; even suggesting you go as far as to find where people who work where you want to work spend their off time and casually making friends with them... in the hopes of a future recommendation.

The job hunt, like the love hunt, is so full of deception and fraud it makes me sick... probably why I have a desire for neither.

[ComradeMan]

The job hunt, like the love hunt, is so full of deception and fraud it makes me sick... probably why I have a desire for neither.

You should become a monk.

[Revolution starts with U]

You should become a monk.

Yes. I know. But the property system, at least in the states, is not very conducive to vagrancy.

Suffice it to say tho, I am going on a spiritual journey with a "brother" of mine this summer. We will be riding bikes across the country visiting various places of spiritual and intellectual learning.

[ComradeMan]

Yes. I know. But the property system, at least in the states, is not very conducive to vagrancy..

I didn't think monks would be classed as vagrants.


Suffice it to say tho, I am going on a spiritual journey with a "brother" of mine this summer. We will be riding bikes across the country visiting various places of spiritual and intellectual learning.

Cycling? Or motorbiking?

[Revolution starts with U]

I didn't think monks would be classed as vagrants.



Cycling? Or motorbiking?

Idk what to call somoene propertyless and migratory, other than vagrant. In say ancient India I could plop my tent down in some field, and the people might even feed me. In modern America, if I plop my tent down in someone's field, in all likelihood I will be sleeping in jail that night.

So I basically have to get sponsored to become a monk. And that's what I'm doing :lol:

Cycling.

[Bud Struggle]

NoXion--sorry to hear about your job interview. Better luck next time.

[Bud Struggle]

Now, since I can't show you pictures of the wild things I saw in Key West--here's some wild things I saw on my property (well, not MY property, it's property I stole from it's rightful owner--the Proletariat) this morning.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43/MercutioTomK/138994138Q0hq5waU.jpg

[xub3rn00dlex]

…

Is that bacon!?:drool:

[Bud Struggle]

Is that bacon!?:drool:

Indeed. I would almost like to shoot one of them and see how it tastes. But I would have to buy a gun, and you know if I bought the gun I would go hunting and never see another boar again.

[hatzel]

I knew Bud was packing green, but I never knew he had a forest on his gaff...

[Robert]

Because I'm not an idiot and don't talk about economics or politics at job interviews?I said "maintaining your integrity." Sure, you're smart enough not to volunteer political views at a job interview, but ...

Suppose the interviewer had asked "where do you see yourself in 10 years, young man", with a big old smile?

For some on this forum to answer that question truthfully (maintaining their integrity), they'd need to say something like:

"I see myself standing atop the smoldering ruins of Trump Towers in New York City planting a communist flag atop it."

or

"... assigning your apartment to some needy family that is more deserving of it than a running dog like you."

or

"assigning you a job as assistant toilet cleaner at the train depot"

or

"cleaning the rifle I will use to help liquidate you or whoever is left of counter-revolutionary elements in society."

or

"strangling the last priest on Earth with his own entrails" or however it goes.

How else are we gonna get this revolution moving?

[Le Socialiste]

I'm sorry to hear that Noxion. :(

In regards to how most people get hired over here, I can safely say the only reason I've ever gotten hired was because of who I knew, not whether I was qualified.

[Revolution starts with U]

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[Le Socialiste]

http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq339/Spiritrebel/RSGE_2/RSGE_FearofClownsandDolls_697.jpg

This really has to stop man...:scared:

[Robert]

Holy shit. Am I weird for thinking that sounds corrupt as fuck?

It's partly true, but I don't know if "corrupt" is exactly the right word. My brother is more likely to give me a job than you, all things being equal, because he knows my limitations and abilities and trusts me. I wouldn't steal from the company because he knows I know it'd cause too many problems in the family if I fucked up like that. You he doesn't know about. You might work out you might not.

But if he needs an accountant and you have the training and experience, he's not likely to hire me over you just because I have computer skills, no. Much less vice versa. (an accountant would never get a job as an IT tech through pure nepotism in any successful company).

[Le Socialiste]

Alright guys, I'm two points away from hitting 2,000...let's thank this post! :thumbup:

[Robert]

I agree. Halloween is over.

Let's get ready for Thanksgiving.

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[Skooma Addict]

OK, had the interview today...

For a large portion of it, I reckoned everything was going swimmingly, in spite of a few niggles - my lack of GCSEs was effectively neutralised by my outstanding performance during the Maths and English assessment, my two Open University courses might have presented a problem had I not had the caution not to assign them towards a qualification too soon, and I live near the damn place. The more personal part of the interview I thought I did good in as well, answering questions in an eloquent yet succinct manner that visibly impressed my interlocutor.

However, the instant she said "You're clearly very intelligent, but..." I knew I was fucking doomed. It's something I've heard before, and it invariably means that whatever my actual intellectual capabilities, whatever achievements I've come to make in spite of past mistakes, they all count for nothing as far as getting my foot in the door is concerned. What was particularly galling about this instance was the seeming notion that "hard work" is more important than "smart work", that employers would prefer a complete dullard willing to subject themselves to unpaid shitwork over a brighter person who's more discriminating in their unpaid activities. I don't apply lipstick to the pig that is laughably called my "career", but instead I highlight activities that I actively choose to undertake in order to improve myself and by extension, my performance as a worker.

I really wanted this, which also pisses me off considerably. Short of going to university full-time (my first choice, but unavailable to me due to economic considerations), an apprenticeship would be a huge boost to my employment potential in an area that I give a fuck about. I have a strong suspicion that picking up any old shitwork that comes my way would have little no meaningful effect on my employability, since the job market is already flooded with far more worthy candidates and employers are and have always been free to pick and choose whoever the hell they want.

TL;DR I didn't get the position.

I hardly think my experience is unique. How much more wasted talent languishes under the capitalist price system due to its inherent absurdities? It's a tragic, criminal and completely unacceptable situation that impoverishes all of us materially, intellectually and socially.

Shit it.

I assume you are a white male? That alone makes getting the job harder.

Anyways, just remember not to give up, since then you are letting go of whatever chance you have. What kind of apprenticeship is it? Because you could try to find some semi-relevant entry level work experience and then job hunt on the side. I know that construction is viewed as pretty relevant to a lot of jobs which typically require apprenticeships. Idk how easy it is to get a construction job but I know it isn't as tough to get as a lot of others.

I am currently looking for internships right now, and though it isn't as shitty as your situation, I do know how mentally degrading it is to fill out countless applications and deal with numerous rejections after interviews. The rejections no longer bother me, but those applications are a nightmare.

[PhoenixAsh]

TL;DR I didn't get the position.

Shit it.

Fuck!

:( We should start a group of these experiences. Sometimes I think: "why even bother going to interviews? Just send me your rejection by email."

:(

[Robert]

You know that won't help, H20/20.

We Americans can be annoying with our naive and sunny optimism a la Ronald Reagan, I know that, but you guys seem awfully young to be so discouraged.

On the other hand, maybe there are barriers to professional and material advancement in Europe that Americans just can't relate to.

[PhoenixAsh]

I love you because you said I was young. :)

[hatzel]

Back in the day these threads were good...

[xub3rn00dlex]

Back in the day these threads were good...

Are you saying that since I started posting in this thread it's gone bad?! :laugh:

[Robert]

Ah yes, butt shaving, lubricants, Kitty's $19.95 videos. I remember them well.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Ah yes, butt shaving, lubricants, Kitty's $19.95 videos. I remember them well.

Dude, butt shaving with the cream is winning. There is no rash in between, and at least for me my ass wasn't itchy or sweaty or any of that.

[Robert]

Dude, butt shaving with the cream is winning. There is no rash in between, and at least for me my ass wasn't itchy or sweaty or any of that.

And just like that, dear Sombra, with just a dab of cream, we're swingin' again!

07_rnlBezQg

[Kitty_Paine]

... Kitty's $19.95 videos....

...

[xub3rn00dlex]

...

Yup, that was our response to that ridiculous fucking price too :D

[Robert]

Kitty, you mad at me again? Come on, I ain't so bad.

Just ask Rafiq. (Hold it ... no, scratch that)

Old Icarus Angel will go to bat for me! Hey hey hey!!!! (On second thought, don't bother him either.)

Well, at least there's my good friend old um ... what's his name, wait, it'll come to me ... eventually ....

[Robert]

There is no rash in between

Dare I ask ... In between what and what?

[xub3rn00dlex]

Dare I ask ... In between what and what?

During the period your booty hair ( any hair really ) grows back, you may develop bumps which would be from ingrown hairs growing back, or if you're sensitive post shaving. Now, imagine sliding sandpaper inbetween your asscheeks on a daily basis, this is pretty much what one could expect after shaving their asshair and not properly taking care of it afterwards.

[Robert]

Now, imagine sliding sandpaper in between your asscheeks

Uh ... How 'bout I just go lie face-down in a mound of red ants instead?

[xub3rn00dlex]

Uh ... How 'bout I just go lie face-down in a mound of red ants instead?

No no no, this won't do. You're not going to get the experience! Anyone could lie face-down in a mound of red ants ffs... not everyone can shave their booty. :laugh:

[Robert]

No, I was comparing the sandpaper insertion and sliding to the ants, not the shaving, which I am sure is less unpleasant.

I just don't see the point. Especially since the hair on my derriere is cultivated with care. :sleep:

That sounds like something a dirty Dr. Seuss would say.

The fair blue hair
On his green derrière,
It's washed, it's waxed
It's groomed with care
Is the fair blue hair
On his green derrière.

[Agent Ducky]

Eww eww why are we talking about ass hair again? Now I remember why I left RC for a while... Lol.

[Robert]

Because Sombra said he missed the good old days.

Maybe he meant something else.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Eww eww why are we talking about ass hair again? Now I remember why I left RC for a while... Lol.

Welcome back then :laugh:

[Kitty_Paine]

The recent conversation has me questioning why I'm attracted to the opposite sex... maybe I'll revert back to the good'ol days when boys were gross and icky!

Then again... boys are still fucky nasty... nothing has really changed.

[xub3rn00dlex]

The recent conversation has me questioning why I'm attracted to the opposite sex... maybe I'll revert back to the good'ol days when boys were gross and icky!

Then again... boys are still fucky nasty... nothing has really changed.

You see this I can't understand. Women are not attracted to well groomed men? I like well groomed women, so why should I not expect them to want the same?

[Agent Ducky]

The recent conversation has me questioning why I'm attracted to the opposite sex... maybe I'll revert back to the good'ol days when boys were gross and icky!

Then again... boys are still fucky nasty... nothing has really changed.

Join me in my raging against the icky boys! (actually, girls aren't much better. Lol)

[Kitty_Paine]

You see this I can't understand. Women are not attracted to well groomed men? I like well groomed women, so why should I not expect them to want the same?

I would say, in general, women are attracted to well groomed men (myself included) but hearing about ass-shaving endeavors is, ummm, not required... lol. Not that you were talking to me, I understand that... I'm just being more of a pain in the ass than anything (<--- see that? I made a joke... it was hilarious, laugh...)

I think it's just imagining the act of doing so that makes me cringe. Then again I don't think I've ever been with someone who had actively shaved... "there"... or even thought about it really until now. Damn these images you put in my head!

But there is something devilishly provokative about the untamed, rough look... Che Guervara is my example... lol

[xub3rn00dlex]

I would say, in general, women are attracted to well groomed men (myself included) but hearing about ass-shaving endeavors is, ummm, not required... lol. Not that you were talking to me, I understand that... I'm just being more of a pain in the ass than anything (<--- see that? I made a joke... it was hilarious, laugh...)

LOL. I actually did. The audience requested an update on my endeavors so I provided the material.



I think it's just imagining the act of doing so that makes me cringe. Then again I don't think I've ever been with someone who had actively shaved... "there"... or even thought about it really until now. Damn these images you put in my head!

Well, there should be fucking tutorials on this stuff so other guys/girl don't attempt it and cut their buttholes off. Serious stuff. :mad:



But there is something devilishly provokative about the untamed, rough look... Che Guervara is my example... lol

Fucking. Hipster. Lover. ( We love you nonetheless... :wub: )

[Kitty_Paine]

Join me in my raging against the icky boys! (actually, girls aren't much better. Lol)

I will rage with you against them, never fear.

Ssshhh! We're as pure as fucking virgin olive oil rubbed on a baby's ass, we're way better than men! *nudge*

[Kitty_Paine]

Well, there should be fucking tutorials on this stuff so other guys/girl don't attempt it and cut their buttholes off. Serious stuff. :mad:

Thank god I have no need to shave my ass... be careful out there xub3rn00dlex. What on earth would you do without a fucking butt hole?!

You know what, don't answer... please.



Fucking. Hipster. Lover. ( We love you nonetheless... :wub: )

I hate "hipsters". They stole Che from us, not the other way around... Don't forget that! Che will forever be disgraced because of them... when Capitalism falls...

They will be next! :cursing:

[xub3rn00dlex]

I will rage with you against them, never fear.

Ssshhh! We're as pure as fucking virgin olive oil rubbed on a baby's ass, we're way better than men! *nudge*

Those olives aren't virgins when I get through with them. I deflower entire fucking fields. :thumbup:


Thank god I have no need to shave my ass... be careful out there xub3rn00dlex. What on earth would you do without a fucking butt hole?!

You know what, don't answer... please.

It might actually ease my life now that I think about it... to the laboratory! :cool:



I hate "hipsters". They stole Che from us, not the other way around... Don't forget that! Che will forever be disgraced because of them... when Capitalism falls...

They will be next! :cursing:

This is yet another scheme by Kitty everyone. She would have us eliminate capitalists first, and then become slaves to fucking hipster elitists. I propose the elimination of fucking hipsters, and then a war against capitalism. There is no other way!

[Kitty_Paine]

Those olives aren't virgins when I get through with them. I deflower entire fucking fields. :thumbup:

Keep it in your pants, there are children present!! :p



It might actually ease my life now that I think about it... to the laboratory! :cool:

No stop, you'll hurt yourse-... aww, nevermind...



This is yet another scheme by Kitty everyone. She would have us eliminate capitalists first, and then become slaves to fucking hipster elitists. I propose the elimination of fucking hipsters, and then a war against capitalism. There is no other way!

I only say Hipsters second because Capitalism is a greater threat... see I have a list -

1. Capitalism
2. Hipsters
3. Religious Fundamentalists
4. Idiots
5. Zombie Hitler

[Le Socialiste]

Back in the day these threads were good...

It wasn't because I showed up, is it? :crying:

And sorry guys, this shaving of the ass cheeks isn't something I can get behind. Let me know when y'all are finished.

[Le Socialiste]

I only say Hipsters second because Capitalism is a greater threat... see I have a list -

1. Capitalism
2. Hipsters
3. Religious Fundamentalists
4. Idiots
5. Zombie Hitler

Wouldn't 2 and 3 fall under 4?

[Kitty_Paine]

Wouldn't 2 and 3 fall under 4?

Technically yes, but by treating the Hipster and Religious Fundamentalist threats first, by the time we get to the idiots we only have a small population of a few thousand to deal with. See, it works itself out... lol

[xub3rn00dlex]

Keep it in your pants, there are children present!! :p

Who said I was wearing any pants?



I only say Hipsters second because Capitalism is a greater threat... see I have a list -

1. Capitalism
2. Hipsters
3. Religious Fundamentalists
4. Idiots
5. Zombie Hitler

Actually, this list is incorrect. If we allow 5. to come true, then we bring about the apocalyptic destruction of 1.2.3.4. and give ourselves an excuse to go zombie hunting. And yes, fuck zombie rights.


It wasn't because I showed up, is it? :crying:


Thread was lonely without you! :wub:



And sorry guys, this shaving of the ass cheeks isn't something I can get behind. Let me know when y'all are finished.

This wasn't a request. True revolutionaries have no butt hair. :thumbup1:

[Kitty_Paine]

Who said I was wearing any pants?


Oh you :lol:



Actually, this list is incorrect. If we allow 5. to come true, then we bring about the apocalyptic destruction of 1.2.3.4. and give ourselves an excuse to go zombie hunting. And yes, fuck zombie rights.


*Scream* Nazi Zombies!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/2/2/1233589820682/Dead-Snow-001.jpg

lol, nice call...

Better? Or should I avoid Nazi picture posting all together...?? :p

[xub3rn00dlex]

Kitty, crop out the zombie arms, since the server is hosted in Germany and they have strict rules against anything nazi.

I think it's just the symbolism you should avoid. Does this mean germans can't play zombie mode in call of duty!?

[Le Socialiste]

Technically yes, but by treating the Hipster and Religious Fundamentalist threats first, by the time we get to the idiots we only have a small population of a few thousand to deal with. See, it works itself out... lol

I think you'll be surprised to know just how many idiots there are out there...more than a few thousand. Hell, by the time you're through you'll have wiped out much of the world population.

...

This is beginning to sound eerily similar to a conversation I had a couple weekends ago...:laugh:


Who said I was wearing any pants?

*In my deepest authoritative voice*

Son, I'm going to have to ask that you put your pants back on. This is a public forum, not a nude beach (granted, if the latter was indeed the case, would we all mind that much?).


Actually, this list is incorrect. If we allow 5. to come true, then we bring about the apocalyptic destruction of 1.2.3.4. and give ourselves an excuse to go zombie hunting. And yes, fuck zombie rights.

Um...I'm going to have to nix the very idea of a zombie Hitler. Something tells me his presence wouldn't bode well for communists the world over.


Thread was lonely without you! :wub:

:wub::wub::wub:


This wasn't a request. True revolutionaries have no butt hair. :thumbup1:

Seems we'll have to agree to disagree here...:rolleyes:

[xub3rn00dlex]

*In my deepest authoritative voice*

Son, I'm going to have to ask that you put your pants back on. This is a public forum, not a nude beach (granted, if the latter was indeed the case, would we all mind that much?).

What makes you think I'm not posting from a nude beach, fully nude, next to nude communists? :D



Um...I'm going to have to nix the very idea of a zombie Hitler. Something tells me his presence wouldn't bode well for communists the world over.Her idea not mine! I swear! Am innocent! The zombie hitler would be braindead though... commies can handle the undead horde, blindfolded with one arm tied behind their back and the other to a raging buffalo.


Seems we'll have to agree to disagree here...:rolleyes:You dare initiate civil war? :D

[Revolution starts with U]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FvYmf4tPA1A/Sy5ab7lZ14I/AAAAAAAAB84/Rzrd4I9UUtQ/s320/assclown.jpg

[PhoenixAsh]

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/210/6/5/ZOMBIE_CLOWNS_by_CJTHECOOL1.jpg

[hatzel]

...yeah, turns out I was wrong...

[Bud Struggle]

Zombie Stalin

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu330/cthulhu19887/political/communism/a17c4626.jpg

[Revolution starts with U]

I was trying to go along with the "shaved asses" theme with that assclown photo. Thought it would've gotten more rep... (that doesn't mean go rep it. I'm just thinking in type) :lol:

[Kitty_Paine]

I think you'll be surprised to know just how many idiots there are out there...more than a few thousand. Hell, by the time you're through you'll have wiped out much of the world population.


I was thinking more along the lines of once we've dealt with all of the "Hipsters" and Religious Fundamentalists, they make up a large portion of the Idiot population, so after the fact, there would only be a small population of idiots that didn't belong to either the "Hipsters" or Religious Fundamentalists. :rolleyes:

And you're right, Zombie Hitler was my idea. Do you know why I bring it up? Because I believe it is a very real threat... you would be an ignorant fool to ignore the warning signs.

Good day.

[Sasha]

Didn't Hitler's remains get burned and then scattered? I'm sorry but I think Hitler is one of the few people we have to need no fear of that they will come back to haunt us.
Now our boy Lenin on the other hand, anyone up for sneaking into the masuluem and doing some voodoo?

[Bud Struggle]

Didn't Hitler's remains get burned and then scattered? I'm sorry but I think Hitler is one of the few people we have to need no fear of that they will come back to haunt us.
Now our boy Lenin on the other hand, anyone up for sneaking into the masuluem and doing some voodoo?


Central Planning:

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu330/cthulhu19887/political/communism/Framing_Lenin_Stalin_2_3.gif

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Didn't Hitler's remains get burned and then scattered? I'm sorry but I think Hitler is one of the few people we have to need no fear of that they will come back to haunt us.
Now our boy Lenin on the other hand, anyone up for sneaking into the masuluem and doing some voodoo?

Forget voodoo, I'm pretty sure with the right (i.e. possibly fantastical) technology we could resurrect him. Even if his brain has broken down beyond repair, there's enough written down about his life and personality that we could construct a convincing simulated personality to write into a freshly cloned body.

[Le Socialiste]

Didn't Hitler's remains get burned and then scattered? I'm sorry but I think Hitler is one of the few people we have to need no fear of that they will come back to haunt us.
Now our boy Lenin on the other hand, anyone up for sneaking into the masuluem and doing some voodoo?

I thought it was finally decided this year to bury the poor guy? I could be wrong though...

On a related note, how tight is the security there? I'm suprised no-one's tried to steal the body.

[Ele'ill]

Hey capitalist guys and gals of OI fame, I just wanted to drop this off at your front door here

http://craphound.com/images/gen_strike_english_hi-res.jpg

[Bud Struggle]

^^^^^Miss you.

[ComradeMan]

^^^^^Miss you.

...not! :lol:

[Bud Struggle]

...not! :lol:

Nah, she's a sweet heart.

Besides, what fun is a woman without an attitude?

[ComradeMan]

Nah, she a sweet heart.

Besides what fun is a woman without a temper?

Temper!!! I'm in a bad mood tonight.... mamma mia, li mortacci, che mondo pieno di gente di merda!

[Bud Struggle]

Temper!!! I'm in a bad mood tonight.... mamma mia, li mortacci, che mondo pieno di gente di merda!

Attitude, Temper.

Anway, I've been married to the same woman for 27 years and you know how some people say, "we've grown so together, we can read each other's thoughs?" Well after 27 years I don't have a freakin' clue what she's thinking.

And I wouldn't change a thing. :)

[Robert]

I don't know what makes me sadder, Kim Kardashian's divorce or Lindsay Lohan's 30-day jail sentence.

I do think that Lindsay is braless in this picture of her entering court today, adding to her image as a "swinger."

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/tUuVBNeQxCNVnRlTAsnkEw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zNjE7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/gettyimages.com/lindsay-lohan-probation-hearing-20111102-101043-281.jpg

[Bud Struggle]

I don't know what makes me sadder, Kim Kardashian's divorce or Lindsay Lohan's 30-day jail sentence.

I do think that Lindsay is braless in this picture of her entering court today, adding to her image as a "swinger."

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/tUuVBNeQxCNVnRlTAsnkEw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zNjE7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/gettyimages.com/lindsay-lohan-probation-hearing-20111102-101043-281.jpg

Braless is always best.

[edit] If they are REAL. Not so real? Why bother?

[ComradeMan]

Attitude, Temper.

Anway, I've been married to the same woman for 27 years and you know how some people say, "we've grown so together, we can read each other's thoughs?" Well after 27 years I don't have a freakin' clue what she's thinking.

And I wouldn't change a thing. :)

An old saying, "the man who says he understands women has admitted he is a fool". ;)

[xub3rn00dlex]

I am now convinced the biggest problem us proles will be facing in the future will be the full scale worldwide invasion by Zombie Lenin and his army of undead. :crying:

BTW, does anyone know if there is a correlation between a full bladder, naps, and boners?

[Skooma Addict]

I don't know what makes me sadder, Kim Kardashian's divorce or Lindsay Lohan's 30-day jail sentence.

How do you even know about them?

[Robert]

I dunno, Skooma. How do YOU even know who I'm talkin' about?

Anyway, I subscribe to Self, Me, Us and People magazines. All four because I have a wide variety of interests. Those four keep me up to date on both Lindsay and the Kardashians.

I also toggle continually between Revleft.com (http://www.revleft.com/vb/) and PerezHilton.com (http://perezhilton.com/2011-11-02-lindsay-lohan-sentenced-to-jail-time), "Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate."

[Le Socialiste]

I am now convinced the biggest problem us proles will be facing in the future will be the full scale worldwide invasion by Zombie Lenin and his army of undead. :crying:

It's the second coming! :scared:


BTW, does anyone know if there is a correlation between a full bladder, naps, and boners

I too have noticed - and, indeed, endured - such situations. It certainly makes peeing more difficult. If you're standing you have to push the boner down in order not to hit the wall in front of you...if you're sitting you still have to keep it down so that it doesn't rise up and bump the toilet seat.:(

And quit using other people's avatars Skooma, you keep throwing me off.

[PhoenixAsh]

I have got a clone....I call him little hindsight no 2....I already have a little hindsight no1....but a spare one could always come in handy.

[Robert]

I detect a difference in your outlooks on life.

[xub3rn00dlex]

It's the second coming! :scared:

That crazy nutjob pastor was right! :crying:



I too have noticed - and, indeed, endured - such situations. It certainly makes peeing more difficult. If you're standing you have to push the boner down in order not to hit the wall in front of you...if you're sitting you still have to keep it down so that it doesn't rise up and bump the toilet seat.:(


Absolutely. If it's an intense hard on you kind of have to bend over to piss without flooding the bathroom. Ever woke up with a boner, sat to piss, and then flushed and had the new water hit your boner? Horrible.

But I also noticed that when I really have to pee, and fall asleep, I have the hardest boners ever when I wake up. It's fucking bizarre.


I have got a clone....I call him little hindsight no 2....I already have a little hindsight no1....but a spare one could always come in handy.

I can no longer tell which is which! The invasion has begun! Where is zombie lenin, HAND HIM OVER.

[Revolution starts with U]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/efi0020l.jpg

[Kitty_Paine]

I can no longer tell which is which! The invasion has begun! Where is zombie lenin, HAND HIM OVER.

Wait so... we want zombie lenin? Are there other zombies too? Are there bad zombies?

Basically what I'm asking is are we going to be able to kill any zombies...?

[Agent Ducky]

I don't think we have to worry about Zombie Hitler. Zombies are pretty dumb. They just hurf around and shit. Hipster Hitler is much worse. Combining 2 of the public enemy list. O.o
http://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/09/091610_hipster_hitler_t_shirts_t.jpg

[xub3rn00dlex]

Wait so... we want zombie lenin? Are there other zombies too? Are there bad zombies?

Basically what I'm asking is are we going to be able to kill any zombies...?

Fuck zombies. The only good zombie is one missing it's fucking face. :D


I don't think we have to worry about Zombie Hitler. Zombies are pretty dumb. They just hurf around and shit. Hipster Hitler is much worse. Combining 2 of the public enemy list. O.o
http://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/09/091610_hipster_hitler_t_shirts_t.jpg

Do these even exist? And it depends on the type of zombie really, sure some hurf and durf, but some have more complex motor skills and can give chase. Those sprinting dead fucks are what scare me.

[Agent Ducky]

Do these even exist?
I don't wanna find out.


some have more complex motor skills and can give chase. Those sprinting dead fucks are what scare me.
Now I'm imagining the Scout from Team Fortress 2 as a zombie. SHIT, S0n. THAT IS TERRIFYING.

[Kitty_Paine]

I don't think we have to worry about Zombie Hitler. Zombies are pretty dumb. They just hurf around and shit. Hipster Hitler is much worse. Combining 2 of the public enemy list. O.o
http://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/09/091610_hipster_hitler_t_shirts_t.jpg

Oh my god... It's the thing that haunts my nightmares! :scared:


Fuck zombies. The only good zombie is one missing it's fucking face. :D

Well that's what I'm saying but then people started talking of brining Lenin back as a zombie and then it started getting confusing because I thought zombies were bad but then people were saying they were good if it happened to be Lenin and now here we are... :rolleyes:



Do these even exist? And it depends on the type of zombie really, sure some hurf and durf, but some have more complex motor skills and can give chase. Those sprinting dead fucks are what scare me.

You mean the ones from 28 Days/Weeks Later? Yeah, I don't like those, no thank you... too much of a challenge, it eliminates the fun factor when your life is seriously at risk.

[Revolution starts with U]

Yo, Robert. I'm a tree-top flyer too :cool:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gwh/lowres/gwhn223l.jpg

[xub3rn00dlex]

Now I'm imagining the Scout from Team Fortress 2 as a zombie. SHIT, S0n. THAT IS TERRIFYING.


You mean the ones from 28 Days/Weeks Later? Yeah, I don't like those, no thank you... too much of a challenge, it eliminates the fun factor when your life is seriously at risk.

Yup, scary as fuck. I think I'll just opt out and splatter my brains on the wall if that's the zombie situation. I prefer more of the Walking Dead series type apocalypse, except with an endless supply of bullets :)



Well that's what I'm saying but then people started talking of brining Lenin back as a zombie and then it started getting confusing because I thought zombies were bad but then people were saying they were good if it happened to be Lenin and now here we are... :rolleyes:

Zombie Lenin is no ally of the working class.

[Revolution starts with U]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/1018/mma_e_taylor01_300.jpg

Socialists (Red shorts) v Capitalists (Black shorts)

[Le Socialiste]

That crazy nutjob pastor was right! :crying:

I think he actually came out and said there was no way of predicting the 'end of the world.' Sucks for those who paid out of their own pocket to advertise it...:laugh:


Absolutely. If it's an intense hard on you kind of have to bend over to piss without flooding the bathroom. Ever woke up with a boner, sat to piss, and then flushed and had the new water hit your boner? Horrible.

But I also noticed that when I really have to pee, and fall asleep, I have the hardest boners ever when I wake up. It's fucking bizarre.

It's a rather uncomfortable situation - I don't like it. :crying:

It is usually worse when you're falling asleep on a full bladder.


I can no longer tell which is which! The invasion has begun! Where is zombie lenin, HAND HIM OVER!

He's preparing for the coming revolution...with his vanguard of zombie comrades...:glare:


I don't think we have to worry about Zombie Hitler. Zombies are pretty dumb. They just hurf around and shit. Hipster Hitler is much worse. Combining 2 of the public enemy list. O.o
http://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/09/091610_hipster_hitler_t_shirts_t.jpg

...:huh:...


You mean the ones from 28 Days/Weeks Later? Yeah, I don't like those, no thank you... too much of a challenge, it eliminates the fun factor when your life is seriously at risk.

Those things are scary as fuck (another phrase which makes little to no sense).


Well that's what I'm saying but then people started talking of brining Lenin back as a zombie and then it started getting confusing because I thought zombies were bad but then people were saying they were good if it happened to be Lenin and now here we are... :rolleyes:

You gotta keep up Kitty. Come on! :rolleyes:

[Revolution starts with U]

http://blog.mrhacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/DrRockso.jpg

[eyedrop]

I saw a fat and sweaty person, at the gym, wearing a 'Soon to be an action hero' t-shirt. I laughed of his brilliant self-irony before I noticed the small letters that said 'when Uncharted 3 comes out'. Followed by awkward time when it became clear it wasn't self irony.

http://tubby.scene7.com/is/image/tubby/PS3UNCHART3EX?$prod$

[Skooma Addict]

Yo, Robert. I'm a tree-top flyer too :cool:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gwh/lowres/gwhn223l.jpg

I don't get it.

[Revolution starts with U]

Me either. But it said "rambling." :lol:

[Robert]

I think it's just irony. A guy who can't get to the point (he rambles) is applying for a position with a group dedicated to straight talk.

It's like applying for a job at Vegetarian Times and listing one of your hobbies as BBQ competitions.

Or me applying for a position as moderator on ...

Revleft.

[Bud Struggle]

I think it's just irony. A guy who can't get to the point (he rambles) is applying for a position with a group dedicated to straight talk.

It's like applying for a job at Vegetarian Times and listing one of your hobbies as BBQ competitions.

Or me applying for a position as moderator on ...

Revleft.

Or me getting voted the Golden Che. :D

[xub3rn00dlex]

I think it's just irony. A guy who can't get to the point (he rambles) is applying for a position with a group dedicated to straight talk.

It's like applying for a job at Vegetarian Times and listing one of your hobbies as BBQ competitions.

Or me applying for a position as moderator on ...

Revleft.

I'd vote for you. As long as you run on the Robertocare platform. :laugh:

[Robert]

I'd vote for you. As long as you run on the Robertocare platform.

Well, my plan sounds a little like "Robertocare."

I'd enforce the rules like this guy:

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmfHM3tLnF8m3gWw2Eo7pFFVsAN9hFp NkMOgl5cQMmIfsYkwVE

The one on the left, I mean.:trotski:

[Revolution starts with U]

So I left the Mises forums for a while... because you know, they just make up shit and defend it dogmatically. But I decided to go back because I was bored.

So, in the course of normal conversation (not exactly friendly, but not flamey either) I said "man you seem to have gotten angrier since I left. Do you need someone to talk to? Just PM me.

Omg if this didn't set him off like a wildfire! :lol: Now he's done nothing but incessantly flame and troll me (as if an ancap could do anything different :rolleyes:). It's quite hilarious. He even took me saying "I love you but..." as, his words, "intimidation." Wut? :confused:

So then I made a joke to somoene else, "I'm a ninja. Just ask my mom." And he was like "do you really expect anybody to believe you're all powerful. You're a troll and a fail one at that." Wut? :confused: Somebody needs to learn the definition of "comedy." :lol:

I don't understand people sometimes. But whatever. The world will be as the world is. I love, unconditionally :wub:

[Robert]

But I decided to go back because I was bored.

Revolution bores you, comrade?

Or is it us?

Don't answer that.:crying: