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RadioRaheem84
25th October 2011, 04:34
How does there always manage to be a Brit every American Hollywood movie? The movie could be set in Podunk, Iowa there would be a Brit working as the manager of a department store or something.

They have the best agents in Hollywood. They also always manage to work in high positions in the CIA too. Makes no sense.

Pirate Utopian
25th October 2011, 04:54
What about Full Metal Jacket?

RadioRaheem84
25th October 2011, 04:55
What about it? I was talking about that as of late there seems to be a Brit in every film, not a Brit playing an American too, but playing a posh Brit.

ВАЛТЕР
25th October 2011, 13:06
Affirmative action...lols

Искра
25th October 2011, 13:39
I can ask you same question but about black guy in Thor. That's biggest crap I ever watched. And what does black guy doing there? How can you put a black man into movie about Nordic mithology to act as Nordic mithological creature/god? I know that he's a token (as South Park pointed out!), but still it makes no sense. And that movie is a crap - giant computer game which pretends to be a movie. Fuck it, without Natalie Portman there would be no reasons to watch it.

Il Medico
26th October 2011, 15:50
I can ask you same question but about black guy in Thor. That's biggest crap I ever watched. And what does black guy doing there? How can you put a black man into movie about Nordic mithology to act as Nordic mithological creature/god? I know that he's a token (as South Park pointed out!), but still it makes no sense. And that movie is a crap - giant computer game which pretends to be a movie. Fuck it, without Natalie Portman there would be no reasons to watch it.
By 'token' black dudes I assume you are referring to Idris Elba and Samuel L. Mother-Fucking Jackson, two of the most bad ass actors out there. Also, the movie isn't about mythology it's about the Thor comics Marvel puts out. I'm also fairly sure they aren't gods in the comic, rather just aliens or something.

Искра
26th October 2011, 16:53
In movie they are gods. So they should all be Swedish types. I know that this sounds strange, but I'm not advocating racism (nor Aryan race :D). I'm just saying that if you make movie about Nordic mythology all gods should look like Nordic people. It's like making a movie about Bob Marley and give a cast to Orlando Bloom.

Anyhow, I hate how Nordic mythology is comecialized. When I was little kid I used to know all their stories by hearth.

dodger
26th October 2011, 18:25
HOW CAN YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN PLAYING A GERMAN NAZI????

COME ON BOYS AND GIRLS, THINK ABOUT IT.....gotta be a Brit....eh?

Magón
26th October 2011, 18:39
What movies as of recently, have brits in them? Maybe I'm just not up to date on where the actors are coming from/born, but I haven't noticed any brits popping in more?

Book O'Dead
26th October 2011, 20:16
An upper middle class or aristocratic English accent is very classy and helps sell stuff. Especially to ingnoramus American midwesterners who identify it with everything they imagine the British to be.

I happen to like upper class English accents and hope to come back in the next life as an English queen. If I do, I'll always dress up and wear high heels, sing in cabarets and impersonate Judy Garland.

Dzerzhinsky's Ghost
26th October 2011, 20:22
I can ask you same question but about black guy in Thor. That's biggest crap I ever watched. And what does black guy doing there? How can you put a black man into movie about Nordic mithology to act as Nordic mithological creature/god? I know that he's a token (as South Park pointed out!), but still it makes no sense. And that movie is a crap - giant computer game which pretends to be a movie. Fuck it, without Natalie Portman there would be no reasons to watch it.

Same reason why they casted Jackie Chan for Karate Kid when karate comes from Japan. Hollywood is filled with idiots, probably something in the water or air, rather. As for the Brits, they are bland like their food and blend in anywhere; that's why.

brigadista
26th October 2011, 20:43
and always white stereotypical brits too- suprised they are not all wearing bowler hats or hunting gear

Book O'Dead
26th October 2011, 20:47
and always white stereotypical brits too- suprised they are not all wearing bowler hats or hunting gear

You forget the ones with the pith helmets!

brigadista
26th October 2011, 20:57
You forget the ones with the pith helmets!

i forgot also that to truly be brits they should be carrying/wearing the crown jewels..:D:D

dodger
26th October 2011, 23:20
"YOUR CARRIAGE AWAITS, YOUR MAJESTY"
ONE OF YOUR MORE PLEASURABLE CHORES ADDRESSING a GRATEFUL NATION..at Christmas
(don't be intimidated by the accent it;s no secret Bo'D....A LARGE PLUM IN THE MOUTH AND OPTIONAL BROOM INSERTED INTO YOUR ANUS...YOU'LL BE WORD PERFECT)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBRP-o6Q85s

The queen is dead!!....LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!......REJOICE!

Rooster
30th October 2011, 09:58
Because being English means you're more sophisticated and evil than the average American?

I think a lot of this has to do with the American myth of the good rebels fighting against the evil empire with having the English as the historical bogeymen.

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/79/Tarkin_DS.jpg

brigadista
30th October 2011, 12:26
not all brits are white:):) but black brits always play yanks - eg idris elba

ZeroNowhere
30th October 2011, 23:56
Better question: why aren't there more Brits in every movie?

Magón
31st October 2011, 05:49
not all brits are white:):) but black brits always play yanks - eg idris elba

From what little Baltimore accent I've really heard, he did do a good job of pulling it off as a Brit.