View Full Version : Swiss antifa kidnap fascist goat :lol:
Triple A
19th October 2011, 18:11
http://www.thelocal.ch/national/20111017_1498.html
An extreme leftist group has admitted to the theft of the far-right SVPs favourite pet, a goat named "Zottel", and have now threatened to kill their hircine hostage.
The left-wing group known as Anti-fascist Action claimed responsibility for the kidnapping in a statement posted on the internet.
Now we also have a scapegoat, the group said in a sarcastic letter published on Saturday morning.
No, they didnt kill the animal.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15358955
The far-right party Swiss People's Party (SVP) has said its mascot goat which was reported missing over the weekend has been found safe and well.
The animal, named Zottel, and fellow dwarf goat Mimo were found in the Zurich-Witikon area, said the party.
They had been tied to a tree and smeared with black paint by "extremist delinquents", they said.
Members of a group called Anti-Fascist Action claimed responsibility for the kidnapping.
http://troll.me/images/futurama-fry/not-sure-if-i-should-laugh-or-cry.jpg
tir1944
19th October 2011, 18:14
Inb4:animal rights activists clash with antifa.:laugh:
Princess Luna
19th October 2011, 18:21
I am at a loss for words, both on account of the fact there is a Nazi group with a goat for a mascot, and the fact there were bastards crazy enough (in a good way) to take it hostage....
Also does anybody know what kind of goat it was? it would be hilarious if it was a Nubian goat
A Revolutionary Tool
19th October 2011, 18:39
They should have beheaded it on camera and dropped the body off at some fascists house along with the video. Would have been EPIC!
Nox
19th October 2011, 18:40
Inb4:animal rights activists clash with antifa.:laugh:
That would be the biggest shitstorm imaginable.
ВАЛТЕР
19th October 2011, 19:20
Lmao...this sounds like something that would happen in Borat's version of Kazakhstan :laugh:
Delenda Carthago
19th October 2011, 19:27
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VNl1_Sqz6RQ/TJdfHVGE3sI/AAAAAAAAAwc/SCyUjtpGAuE/s1600/%CE%91%CF%81%CE%BD%CE%AC%CE%BA%CE%B9+%CE%93%CE%AC% CF%83%CF%84%CF%81%CE%B1%CF%82.jpg
thats how they should send it back!
tfb
19th October 2011, 19:44
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Ballyfornia
19th October 2011, 20:13
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VNl1_Sqz6RQ/TJdfHVGE3sI/AAAAAAAAAwc/SCyUjtpGAuE/s1600/%CE%91%CF%81%CE%BD%CE%AC%CE%BA%CE%B9+%CE%93%CE%AC% CF%83%CF%84%CF%81%CE%B1%CF%82.jpg
thats how they should send it back!
Jeez was not quite expecting that.
ВАЛТЕР
19th October 2011, 20:16
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VNl1_Sqz6RQ/TJdfHVGE3sI/AAAAAAAAAwc/SCyUjtpGAuE/s1600/%CE%91%CF%81%CE%BD%CE%AC%CE%BA%CE%B9+%CE%93%CE%AC% CF%83%CF%84%CF%81%CE%B1%CF%82.jpg
thats how they should send it back!
Why send it back? when they can eat that. That looks delicious!
Smyg
19th October 2011, 20:23
I approve. Highly. As I'm not speciesist, I'd have approved more of killing it. No special treatment for non-human fascists, I say!
Princess Luna
19th October 2011, 22:06
I approve. Highly. As I'm not speciesist, I'd have approved more of killing it. No special treatment for non-human fascists, I say!
Or better convert it! Think of the impact it would cause on the morale of their group, if there mascot became a Communist. Oh, and for shits and giggles, rename the goat "Patty Hearst" after converting it..
Commissar Rykov
19th October 2011, 22:10
Oh Switzerland you silly, silly place.
Smashcapitalists
19th October 2011, 23:33
Ok I love animals, and have always wanted a pet goat. I think we are doing the goat a favor by liberating it. Why would we kill it?
Os Cangaceiros
20th October 2011, 00:55
They should have beheaded it on camera and dropped the body off at some fascists house along with the video. Would have been EPIC!
you know you wouldn't be able to kill that goat, once it peered into your soul with those innocent goat eyes :crying:
Susurrus
20th October 2011, 01:02
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m3fd9n7zWLk/S8p0_-wMbZI/AAAAAAAAABc/EEVTLkkKASo/s1600/2009_men_who_stare_at_goats_010-500x333.jpg
ВАЛТЕР
20th October 2011, 01:08
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AfccSuICoDQ/SgKjS-wfy6I/AAAAAAAAAJs/AT3vCHrFWeA/s400/DSC_1045.JPG
Susurrus
20th October 2011, 01:21
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CSfbniNShy0/SUazNJIjBTI/AAAAAAAAAH4/fTZCgJFOk_4/s320/338+-+Fort+Kochi.jpg
Ocean Seal
20th October 2011, 01:24
Please stop having weird fucked up fantasies about killing the fascist's goat.
The goat is not the fascist.
The goat is not the fascist.
The goat is not the fascist.
ВАЛТЕР
20th October 2011, 01:36
Please stop having weird fucked up fantasies about killing the fascist's goat.
The goat is not the fascist.
The goat is not the fascist.
The goat is not the fascist.
Idk after I saw AttackGR's picture I'm all for killing it and making a nice meal. Fascist or not. :)
thefinalmarch
20th October 2011, 10:37
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7159/03072009cabritoassadoao.jpg
Mmm I can just smell the juices from here!
Sasha
20th October 2011, 10:44
moved to chitchat, behehehehe!
PC LOAD LETTER
20th October 2011, 18:10
They could have shaved the goat then painted a hammer and sickle before returning it
Although this seems more like a high-school mascot prank than an Antifa action ... really, guys?
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