Weirdest thing you've ever done?

[Kornilios Sunshine]

I haven't seen any thread yet concering this subject so I would like to start it.

I consider the weirdest thing I've done in my life to sh*t on toilet while reading a book about Greek junta.When I switched to the page where it had a picture with like 100,000 people demonstrating I looked at it, and then my sh*t was let out. OK I think I fucked it.Anyways.

Post what you think is the weirdest thing you have ever done,concerning anything.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I consider the weirdest thing I've done in my life to sh*t on toilet while reading a book about Greek junta.When I switched to the page where it had a picture with like 100,000 people demonstrating I looked at it, and then my sh*t was let out. OK I think I fucked it.Anyways.
I just fucking lost it. hahahaha.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

This is gonna be hard. I do a lot of weird shit, or I use to do a lot of weird shit.

Is playing Pokemon often while on the toilet weird? I thought it was until some other people told me they do it.

I think I ate a grilled cheese once while peeing.

I've probably done way better, I'll be contributing a lot to this thread.

This isn't me, but it's so goddamn good:
one time my friends dad ran into my friends room naked, yelled "surprise!" and ran out.

[wunderbar]

I haven't seen any thread yet concering this subject so I would like to start it.

I consider the weirdest thing I've done in my life to sh*t on toilet while reading a book about Greek junta.When I switched to the page where it had a picture with like 100,000 people demonstrating I looked at it, and then my sh*t was let out. OK I think I fucked it.Anyways.

Post what you think is the weirdest thing you have ever done,concerning anything.

http://i.imgur.com/wjqjY.jpg

[leftace53]

Ate nachos and salsa with smarties. (like together) (like nacho dipped in salsa topped off with smarties)

for those of you who don't know what smarties are (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties)

That or probably one of my odd sexcapades takes the cake

[∞]

When I was little my best friend's parents had a huge bag of condoms. Whenever we were playing in the house and they were gone, we would open them up and put the condoms on our feet as if they were socks. Plastic, lubed-up socks.

[bcbm]

became a member of the pro-revolutionary left

[Triple A]

Chit chating is weird.

[Искра]

Put myself on fire.

[Ose]

Pouring wine all over a naked someone and licking it off in the middle of a room full of fully clothed people who didn't really appreciate what was going on. Or maybe dancing through the streets of Kentish Town, on my own, singing improvised nonsense at the top of my voice. Spending the majority of a party sitting in the corner drinking vile cocktails out of someone's shoe. Erotic electrocution. And so on.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Never really done anything that weird.

But a few years back my friends and I sat on someone else's (we don't know who) front porch downtown drinking 40s at 1-ish AM on a Monday ... they weren't home as far as we could tell. We didn't steal anything or fuck anything up ... they probably didn't know we were there unless a neighbor saw us and said something. We just wanted a place to drink 40s for an hour or two.

Now we stay in our neighborhood and pick a closed restaurant then go on their front porch.

It's like a change of scenery from staying home.

[BuddhaInBabylon]

i shot bottlerockets out of my asshole while incredibly intoxicated. yes my balls were burned. I did drugs, got naked and ran around my town in broad daylight spinning counterclockwise trying to reverse time. I put on a bear suit i bought at a yard sale and ran around wal-mart while my brother chased me through the aisles and tackled me and beat me up and dragged me out of the store. that was hilarious.
I drove fourteen hours out west on a head full of acid. I smoked eucalyptus to try to get high. and i got married.

[socialistjustin]

Got high as fuck and ate some sort of mint candy in a tortilla while in some squat in LA.

[Johnny Kerosene]

I once tried to eat a styrofoam cup. I once tried to smoke a long thick pretzel like a cigar (it tasted like burnt pretzel and match smoke).

[Smyg]

I have no idea, I've done too many fucked up weirdnesses to be evaluated like that.

[Nox]

Signed up to Revleft.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

This happened in first grade before I knew you weren't supposed to whip your dick out in public and that your dick was a nasty, horrible, thing.

I liked this girl who sat next to me in class so I whipped my cock out, rubbed it against her leg under the table and said "Haha you got cooties now!"

Her face: :scared:
My face: :confused: What's the big deal.

Smh, I swear I have to learn everything the hard way.

[Smyg]

Okay, ART, that's just disturbing. :lol:

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

When I was a wee lad, me and my local friends used to put a little bit of milk inside condoms, leave them outside people's doors, and then run away. So they'd open the door to be greeted with what appeared to be a used condom.

We were weird kids.

[∞]

When I was a wee lad, me and my local friends used to put a little bit of milk inside condoms, leave them outside people's doors, and then run away. So they'd open the door to be greeted with what appeared to be a used condom.

We were weird kids.

Thanks for the idea.

[ColonelCossack]

I've done some fucking weird shit, and I assume that no-one wants to know about it.
It involves eating things that are never meant to be eaten. :bored:

[∞]

We obviously wants to know considering OP fucking asked.

[Nox]

It involves eating things that are never meant to be eaten. :bored:


It's funny that you mention "weird shit" ;)

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Okay, ART, that's just disturbing. :lol:
Yeah I had no idea though, they should tell you before the 1st grade that you're not supposed to do something like that. I was a really weird kid...

[Obs]

I ate 30 eggs.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

The first and only time I've ever eaten a egg my cousin and I cooked it on the road just to see if it was that hot outside. It was and it cooked.

[∞]

I remember when I was younger we had to go to a mosque and pray. I was praying rather loudly and people next to me can hear me chant "Shaytuun (Satan) Wakhbur (is great)".

[Rafiq]

LOL did you get in trouble?

[∞]

No. My Uncle was in the front and my mom was in the female section and my cousin was far enough.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Oh middle school. I wont regail anyone upon my own personal stories but me nad my friends were little bastards.

we were walking around our middle school one day in the evening and noticed an abandoned pink lunch box. consensus was that our friend shit in it and close it up and leave it there.

it was done.

oh how i wished to see the reaction of someone opening it.


when i was younger:

ok and i guess one of my own was that we tried to form a school gang. one night i was up in bed making ID cards for gang members... :lol:

Another time i tried packaging pokemon cards(the ones i didnt want) and selling them on the school bus.

another time a friend and i filled a radioflyer wagon with dirt and tried to sell it as potting soil

http://cdn.mommylivingthelifeofriley.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Radio-Flyer-Classic.jpg


When i was younger, i was given a ride-on lawnmower frame with the wheels and steering in tact. bolted a seat to it and called it the reptarwagon.



dug a 'basement' to my 'fort' (which was 5 pallets with plywood walls) and kicked a hole in the floor.

honestly, im just nostalgia-ing hard right now over non-weird kid shit.

[Rafiq]

Um. I threw a chicken tender at a guy taking a shit in the resturant bathroom, then I threw a teddy bear I found at him, then I closed the lights on him and left?

[The Stalinator]

Whenever I go down to Queen Street West nowadays, with my friends of course, I never do this alone, I go into the sex shop there, even though I'm a 14-year-old virgin, and we taste all the flavours of lube. They have more flavours than most candies come in. Even maple fucking syrup.

Once I drank two cans of Diet Coke with two artificial sweeteners in each to combat a sweet craving and I almost threw up because by the second can it was the most putrid taste I'd ever had the displeasure of experiencing.

Whenever I go to a store I spend at least 10 minutes, even if it's just a really mundane convenience store, and I look at every single food available to be bought there. You know, just in case. And I walk out with nothing but a bottle of Coke.

I drink a lot of Coke. I'm an awful communist.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Whenever I go down to Queen Street West nowadays, with my friends of course, I never do this alone, I go into the sex shop there, even though I'm a 14-year-old virgin, and we taste all the flavours of lube. They have more flavours than most candies come in. Even maple fucking syrup.

Once I drank two cans of Diet Coke with two artificial sweeteners in each to combat a sweet craving and I almost threw up because by the second can it was the most putrid taste I'd ever had the displeasure of experiencing.

Whenever I go to a store I spend at least 10 minutes, even if it's just a really mundane convenience store, and I look at every single food available to be bought there. You know, just in case. And I walk out with nothing but a bottle of Coke.

I drink a lot of Coke. I'm an awful communist.Fascists prefer Pepsi.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

This is actually hard for me as I've had a lot of 'weird' experinces so I shall put this shortly. So far in life (replace SIK, someone I know for "I've" though if your a cop I don't condone or endorse such behavior and alll of that nonsense) SIK grave robbed, done several black masses for 12 halloween's straight, stomped and pissed on crosses,drank someone else's blood, signed my soul to the devil, sik smuggled drugs, weapons, ammo, currency, etc. across more than 8 countries, I currently have 3 girlfriends and I have all intentions of marrying them, I refer to them in numerical order, I'm a total misanthrope, I'm asexual curious, I've owned a tiger and numerous other large cats, I've saved someone's life who had a grand mal seizure who was drowning in his own blood, I've saved some woman from rape, I've met Bill O'Reilley and got his autograph along with Weird Al; I really could go on.


Fascists prefer Pepsi.

Revolutionaries prefer vodka of any sort; you're a fool to think otherwise.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Slavophiles prefer vodka of any sort; you're a fool to think otherwise.
fix'd

[tir1944]

SIK grave robbed, done several black masses for 12 halloween's straight, stomped and pissed on crosses,drank someone else's blood, signed my soul to the devil
No 40 virgins for you mate.

[Who?]

I did that thing with the peanut butter and the dog.

[Quail]

Most of the weird things I've done have been under the influence of mind altering drugs, so I don't think they really count. I'm sure I probably have done plenty weird things but can't bring any to mind right now.

[Sam Varriano]

I went to the mall, and I saw this sample product. It was a jar of water (not even half full) and then this interesting lid they were selling. The lid was made out of a fabric-like material but worked perfectly. I opened the jar, and then I pee'd in it. I then sat back and watched. Some sales person was trying to sell the lid to someone and was like:

"HERE HOLD THIS LOOK HOW WELL IT WORKS" and then made them hold it and shake it up and down. The problem is, I didn't secure the lid and the customer got piss all over himself.

Needless to say, he didn't make the sale. I'm just glad he wasn't fired ._.

[tir1944]

^^
Yep and that's what's wrong with "leftists" of today.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

No 40 virgins for you mate.

Yeah, I assume if I eventually make it up I'll get me 40.

[Ballyfornia]

Smoked basil and Set my pubes on fire with deodorant and a lighter

[Princess Luna]

One time I was using a Urinal with another person using the one adjacent to me, when I thought of something really funny and started laughing, the guy next to me left the bathroom with a rather indignified expression on his face.