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Leftsolidarity
7th October 2011, 04:54
I will censor the names and change everytime my name is referenced as "leftsolidarity".


Me (OP)- "When I kill spiders I just leave them smashed on the wall or floor as a warning to all the others to stay the fuck away from Left motherfuckin Solidarity."

SRM- "Hahahaha! I do the same. Down with Spiders! Smash the web!"

Jason- "hes one crazy motherfucker!"

Nick- "NO RESPECT FOR LIFE"

Me- "SPIDERS ARE BOURGEOIS!!!!!!!! IT IS CLASS WAR!!!!"

Nick- "THIS IS CLASS WAR. SPIDERS IN LEFTSOLIDARITY'S HOUSE, RISE UP AGAINST YOUR OPPRESSORS FOR WORKING CLASS SPIDERS EVERYWHERE. OCCUPY LEFTSOLIDARITY'S ROOM. OCCUPY EVERYTHING."

Me- "THAT IS BOURGEOIS COUNTER-REVOLUTION! THE FLY LIBERATION ARMY SHALL CRUSH THESE REACTIONARY SCUM!"

SRM- "THE CAPITAL LETTER GOVERNMENT SHALL SUPPORT THE FLA!"

Noth- "The United Rodent Party for Cheese and Liberation would like to express its extreme dissatifcation with the buerocractic caste that has developed in the spider revolution. This is now a state-anarchnid regime and must have a second revolution"

Me- "RODENT AND FLY SOLIDARITY! VIVA LA CAPITAL LETTER GOVERNMENT! SMASH THE REACTIONARY SPIDER SCUM!"

SRM- "The Second Commission for the Socialist Liberation of Dust Particles sends greetings from the attic."

Nick- "SPIDER REVOLUTIONARIES YOUR CAUSE IS NOT LOST. KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT. DISMANTLE THE LEFTSOLIDARITY ESTABLISHMENT."

Obs
7th October 2011, 05:16
Why did you post this?

Agent Ducky
7th October 2011, 06:17
If I posted every funny commie-related facebook conversation that results after my status on Revleft, I would be murdered within a week.

Except that one RATM trolling thing, but that was on purpose and it involved ComradeGrant, so I couldn't NOT...

Nox
7th October 2011, 07:37
Sounds a bit over-the-top, lol

Le Socialiste
7th October 2011, 07:47
Okay, I laughed. :lol:

EvilRedGuy
7th October 2011, 19:03
Arachno-Communism FTW!

Smyg
7th October 2011, 19:05
Why did you post this?

Chit-chat. No reason needed.

NoOneIsIllegal
7th October 2011, 21:35
Why did you post this?
Sam_b has a sockpuppet? Interesting...

Triple A
7th October 2011, 21:51
Why did you post this?

Obs the anti chit chat poster.

Agent Ducky
7th October 2011, 22:22
Sam_b has a sockpuppet? Interesting...
Oh lawd, one of him is ENOUGH.

xub3rn00dlex
7th October 2011, 22:34
Obs is probably an agent of the arachnid regime... :D

MarxSchmarx
8th October 2011, 02:59
I will censor the names and change everytime my name is referenced as "leftsolidarity".


Me (OP)- "When I kill spiders I just leave them smashed on the wall or floor as a warning to all the others to stay the fuck away from Left motherfuckin Solidarity."

SRM- "Hahahaha! I do the same. Down with Spiders! Smash the web!"

Jason- "hes one crazy motherfucker!"

Nick- "NO RESPECT FOR LIFE"

Me- "SPIDERS ARE BOURGEOIS!!!!!!!! IT IS CLASS WAR!!!!"

Nick- "THIS IS CLASS WAR. SPIDERS IN LEFTSOLIDARITY'S HOUSE, RISE UP AGAINST YOUR OPPRESSORS FOR WORKING CLASS SPIDERS EVERYWHERE. OCCUPY LEFTSOLIDARITY'S ROOM. OCCUPY EVERYTHING."

Me- "THAT IS BOURGEOIS COUNTER-REVOLUTION! THE FLY LIBERATION ARMY SHALL CRUSH THESE REACTIONARY SCUM!"

SRM- "THE CAPITAL LETTER GOVERNMENT SHALL SUPPORT THE FLA!"

Noth- "The United Rodent Party for Cheese and Liberation would like to express its extreme dissatifcation with the buerocractic caste that has developed in the spider revolution. This is now a state-anarchnid regime and must have a second revolution"

Me- "RODENT AND FLY SOLIDARITY! VIVA LA CAPITAL LETTER GOVERNMENT! SMASH THE REACTIONARY SPIDER SCUM!"

SRM- "The Second Commission for the Socialist Liberation of Dust Particles sends greetings from the attic."

Nick- "SPIDER REVOLUTIONARIES YOUR CAUSE IS NOT LOST. KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT. DISMANTLE THE LEFTSOLIDARITY ESTABLISHMENT."

You, sir, are an idiot.

Spiders keep dust mites, bed bugs, roaches, flies, moths, silverfish and other undesirable arthropods gone. Killing them only worsens your problem with these other bugs.

Learn to accept cohabitation with spiders. Remember, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Leftsolidarity
10th October 2011, 02:13
Why did you post this?

Why are you in Chit-Chat?

Leftsolidarity
10th October 2011, 02:14
You, sir, are an idiot.

Spiders keep dust mites, bed bugs, roaches, flies, moths, silverfish and other undesirable arthropods gone. Killing them only worsens your problem with these other bugs.

Learn to accept cohabitation with spiders. Remember, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Fuck that shit. Extreme phobias FTW!!!

ColonelCossack
10th October 2011, 22:57
da fok

ColonelCossack
10th October 2011, 22:58
Sam_b has a sockpuppet? Interesting...

:blink:


It's all so clear to me now!

Il Medico
11th October 2011, 03:03
You, sir, are an idiot.

Spiders keep dust mites, bed bugs, roaches, flies, moths, silverfish and other undesirable arthropods gone. Killing them only worsens your problem with these other bugs.

Learn to accept cohabitation with spiders. Remember, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Fuck that man. I'd rather accept cohabitation with all of those other creepy crawlies than a fucking spider.


http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2234774.jpg

Leftsolidarity
11th October 2011, 03:06
Fuck that man. I'd rather accept cohabitation with all of those other creepy crawlies than a fucking spider.


http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2234774.jpg

Hell yeah. I'll take annoying little bugs over those bourgeoisie spider fucks anyday.

Geiseric
11th October 2011, 06:42
Fuck that man. I'd rather accept cohabitation with all of those other creepy crawlies than a fucking spider.


http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2234774.jpg

I would pee my pants if I ever saw that thing

Le Socialiste
11th October 2011, 07:25
Fuck that man. I'd rather accept cohabitation with all of those other creepy crawlies than a fucking spider.


http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2234774.jpg

Holy fuck...

Imagine waking up with that on your chest. :scared:

Le Socialiste
11th October 2011, 07:31
Oh, and:

http://i38.tinypic.com/vgrjv8.jpg

Il Medico
11th October 2011, 13:41
I would pee my pants if I ever saw that thing
I went to the movies once with a buddy a few years back and when I got out of the car and looked up, one of those bastards was like 2 inches from my face. I screamed so loud my buddy started screaming as well. In the end, we decided the best course of action was to give up the parking space we had spent ten minutes trying to get and go park at a pizza hut two blocks away just to get away from that bastard.

ZeroNowhere
11th October 2011, 13:55
I will censor the names and change everytime my name is referenced as "leftsolidarity".


Me (OP)- "When I kill spiders I just leave them smashed on the wall or floor as a warning to all the others to stay the fuck away from Left motherfuckin Solidarity."

SRM- "Hahahaha! I do the same. Down with Spiders! Smash the web!"

Jason- "hes one crazy motherfucker!"

Nick- "NO RESPECT FOR LIFE"

Me- "SPIDERS ARE BOURGEOIS!!!!!!!! IT IS CLASS WAR!!!!"

Nick- "THIS IS CLASS WAR. SPIDERS IN LEFTSOLIDARITY'S HOUSE, RISE UP AGAINST YOUR OPPRESSORS FOR WORKING CLASS SPIDERS EVERYWHERE. OCCUPY LEFTSOLIDARITY'S ROOM. OCCUPY EVERYTHING."

Me- "THAT IS BOURGEOIS COUNTER-REVOLUTION! THE FLY LIBERATION ARMY SHALL CRUSH THESE REACTIONARY SCUM!"

SRM- "THE CAPITAL LETTER GOVERNMENT SHALL SUPPORT THE FLA!"

Noth- "The United Rodent Party for Cheese and Liberation would like to express its extreme dissatifcation with the buerocractic caste that has developed in the spider revolution. This is now a state-anarchnid regime and must have a second revolution"

Me- "RODENT AND FLY SOLIDARITY! VIVA LA CAPITAL LETTER GOVERNMENT! SMASH THE REACTIONARY SPIDER SCUM!"

SRM- "The Second Commission for the Socialist Liberation of Dust Particles sends greetings from the attic."

Nick- "SPIDER REVOLUTIONARIES YOUR CAUSE IS NOT LOST. KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT. DISMANTLE THE LEFTSOLIDARITY ESTABLISHMENT."
Are you five years old, or six?

Leftsolidarity
11th October 2011, 15:19
Are you five years old, or six?

Do you have no sense of humor or are you just asking pig questions?

ZeroNowhere
11th October 2011, 16:43
Do you have no sense of humor or are you just asking pig questions?
One needs a sense of sight to see a vacuum.

Stand Your Ground
11th October 2011, 22:01
I will censor the names and change everytime my name is referenced as "leftsolidarity".


Me (OP)- "When I kill spiders I just leave them smashed on the wall or floor as a warning to all the others to stay the fuck away from Left motherfuckin Solidarity."

SRM- "Hahahaha! I do the same. Down with Spiders! Smash the web!"

Jason- "hes one crazy motherfucker!"

Nick- "NO RESPECT FOR LIFE"

Me- "SPIDERS ARE BOURGEOIS!!!!!!!! IT IS CLASS WAR!!!!"

Nick- "THIS IS CLASS WAR. SPIDERS IN LEFTSOLIDARITY'S HOUSE, RISE UP AGAINST YOUR OPPRESSORS FOR WORKING CLASS SPIDERS EVERYWHERE. OCCUPY LEFTSOLIDARITY'S ROOM. OCCUPY EVERYTHING."

Me- "THAT IS BOURGEOIS COUNTER-REVOLUTION! THE FLY LIBERATION ARMY SHALL CRUSH THESE REACTIONARY SCUM!"

SRM- "THE CAPITAL LETTER GOVERNMENT SHALL SUPPORT THE FLA!"

Noth- "The United Rodent Party for Cheese and Liberation would like to express its extreme dissatifcation with the buerocractic caste that has developed in the spider revolution. This is now a state-anarchnid regime and must have a second revolution"

Me- "RODENT AND FLY SOLIDARITY! VIVA LA CAPITAL LETTER GOVERNMENT! SMASH THE REACTIONARY SPIDER SCUM!"

SRM- "The Second Commission for the Socialist Liberation of Dust Particles sends greetings from the attic."

Nick- "SPIDER REVOLUTIONARIES YOUR CAUSE IS NOT LOST. KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT. DISMANTLE THE LEFTSOLIDARITY ESTABLISHMENT."
I wish I had friends. :crying:

Leftsolidarity
11th October 2011, 23:06
Adding onto this spider topic: I just paniced for about 15 minutes because there was a little spider on the ceiling above my computer. I just so happened to be video taping at the time too so I have my whole pathetic reaction recorded.

Agent Ducky
12th October 2011, 01:52
Adding onto this spider topic: I just paniced for about 15 minutes because there was a little spider on the ceiling above my computer. I just so happened to be video taping at the time too so I have my whole pathetic reaction recorded.

If it's funny enough send it to Tosh.0 or something XD

Leftsolidarity
12th October 2011, 02:11
If it's funny enough send it to Tosh.0 or something XD

I hate that show with a fucking passion. Like really, I hate it A LOT...

xub3rn00dlex
12th October 2011, 05:21
I hate that show with a fucking passion. Like really, I hate it A LOT...

More than spiders...?

Leftsolidarity
12th October 2011, 05:33
More than spiders...?

Nothing more than spiders

Agent Equality
12th October 2011, 07:31
Oh, and:

http://i38.tinypic.com/vgrjv8.jpg

Okay thats just fucking ridiculous. Spiders are by far one of the creepiest insects on this planet along with centipedes and millipedes.

http://www.amentsoc.org/images/house-centipede.jpg

Kamil
12th October 2011, 17:22
Okay thats just fucking ridiculous. Spiders are by far one of the creepiest insects on this planet along with centipedes and millipedes.

http://www.amentsoc.org/images/house-centipede.jpg


Then you won't be surprised to learn that a social-imperialist coalition of milipedes and centipedes is now actively aiding the spiders in their "purging" of the flies and their allies. Despite the contrary potrayl of the situation in state-sponsered arachnid propaganda, the spiders have actually fallen into disunity. Certain forces within the old guard of spiders are alienated by what they feel are the traces of irridentist nationalism uniting milipedes and centipedes and fear that by uniting with them the spiders will in turn develop into a beurocratic caste. These older spiders have formed a renegade clique calling for a return to working-class spider values. Those allied with the milipede/centipedes in turn rebuke the reform movement as itself being a pett-bourgeois tumor of spider-centric thought, they champion the milipede/centipede/spider alliance in the name of proletarian internationalism. The FLA has duly noted these contradictions and are making use of them in the ongoing struggle, playing sides against eachother. However all is not well with the FLA either, as the emergence of a young,charismatic commander and the embryonic trappings of a hero-cult are unnerving some....

Agent Ducky
13th October 2011, 03:09
I hate that show with a fucking passion. Like really, I hate it A LOT...
Understandable. At least put it on youtube so you can brighten people's days? :lol:

Leftsolidarity
13th October 2011, 03:11
Understandable. At least put it on youtube so you can brighten people's days? :lol:

Haha I most likely will

Sentinel
13th October 2011, 03:31
I was once laying in bed at our cottage. It's the kind of place without electricity etc, and lots of bugs in the summer.

So, I was reading a book and had a beer on the bedside table. I reached for the beer, took a sip and felt something in my mouth. I spit it out and only then looked and saw what it was. It was some kind of fucking flying beetle, that had been sitting on the beercan.

I became totally hysterical from the thought that it had been in my mouth, and smashed it into atoms with a folded magazine. That was one of the most disgusting things that ever happened to me.

Stand Your Ground
16th October 2011, 19:04
I was once laying in bed at our cottage. It's the kind of place without electricity etc, and lots of bugs in the summer.

So, I was reading a book and had a beer on the bedside table. I reached for the beer, took a sip and felt something in my mouth. I spit it out and only then looked and saw what it was. It was some kind of fucking flying beetle, that had been sitting on the beercan.

I became totally hysterical from the thought that it had been in my mouth, and smashed it into atoms with a folded magazine. That was one of the most disgusting things that ever happened to me.
I feel for you comrade, once when I was younger and riding my bike a fly flew into my mouth, I immediately spat it out, it was disgusting.

Leftsolidarity
17th October 2011, 03:52
I hate when you know a spider is somewhere in your room but you can't find it anymore then you go to bed and you're just layin there thinking "where are you, you piece of shit?..."

or when you actually find a spider in your bed...that sucks....

Susurrus
17th October 2011, 04:29
Once, I woke up, and, feeling thirsty, went for a glass of water. I stepped over something and flicked on the light switch, only to jump out of my room due to the snake I had discovered. It promptly went under my dresser, and took the rest of the night to get out.

Nuvem
17th October 2011, 06:52
Once, I woke up, and, feeling thirsty, went for a glass of water. I stepped over something and flicked on the light switch, only to jump out of my room due to the snake I had discovered. It promptly went under my dresser, and took the rest of the night to get out.

I fucking love snakes. I would've 'rassled it up from behind its head and made it my new friend.

Mindtoaster
17th October 2011, 07:48
Holy fuck...

Imagine waking up with that on your chest. :scared:

Welcome to life in Louisiana

The worst I've ever gotten was waking up cause a giant ass cockroach decided to chill on my eyeball

Leftsolidarity
17th October 2011, 13:48
Welcome to life in Louisiana

The worst I've ever gotten was waking up cause a giant ass cockroach decided to chill on my eyeball

I read this in my school library and actually laughed out loud. I look pretty stupid now. Thanks.

EvilRedGuy
17th October 2011, 13:50
Snake's aren't scary.

JvZ0xNVnc1Y

Le Socialiste
17th October 2011, 20:03
Snake's aren't scary.

JvZ0xNVnc1Y

Good thing I'd seen that video before...dead snake my ass.