traveling w/ weed

[Geiseric]

What would the proper procedure be for traveling by airplane, but bringing weed for the destination? and a small metal pipe, how would i hide that effectively? It's no more than 10 dollars worth.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Ditch the pipe, you can always buy rolling papers when you get somewhere. Or a cheap pipe at a gas station.

But as far as weed on an airplane ... I don't have the balls to do it.

Amtrak is a different story. Nobody checks baggage or anything on Amtrak (at least the times I've used it). You don't get searched. No dogs. The only security was one cop checking IDs against tickets. Bigger seats. Lounge car with beer and snacks. Dining car for full meals. Some trains have Wi-fi. All trains have power outlets at your seat.

[Tablo]

I guess in your ass... if there are dogs you can't really hide it, you have to get lucky.

[o well this is ok I guess]

First off, don't be a visible minority that might get the pat down.
Ditch the pipe, you're not going to be able to smuggle that.
Hide weed in a basil jar for comic relief. Be sure to empty out basil beforehand.
Take two, one with weed and the other with basil. It'll confuse the cops.
Just buy the weed at your destination, man.

[Geiseric]

friggen jihadis, have to ruin it for the rest of us... oh well, thanks for the advice revleft.

[o well this is ok I guess]

Yeah man back in the day if they refused to let you take on certain items you could just go to the bathroom and stick them in your pants.

[Rising Sun]

friggen jihadis, have to ruin it for the rest of us...

for this I hope you get arrested and charged scum

[o well this is ok I guess]

for this I hope you get arrested and charged scum Sir I think he meant it as a joke sir
And by the same measure I should hope something nasty befalls you for hoping another man arrested by the cops
who we don't like

[Tablo]

for this I hope you get arrested and charged scum
:confused:

Is Jihad not an intention of Al-Qaeda?

[tbasherizer]

The potential cost of trying to smuggle weed outweigh the benefits, in my opinion. If I've got the law right, if you commit a crime and cross state lines, it becomes federal. Atheismo knows what they'd do if they got you on a drug offense.

Besides, everywhere's got its good dealers. Investigate before you leave and pick some up on arrival.

[Aspiring Humanist]

Before the shampoo plot, all you had to do was empty out a shampoo bottle, stick some weed in there (in a secure airtight baggie), and put the shampoo back. It still might work if you bring an opaque shampoo bottle under however many ounces the limit is. And I suppose you could only bring a gram or so. Leave the pipe at home though. If you don't have the balls for that and its a short flight do the old condom down the throat trick. (only one small bag) If you look bloated and sick they'll do an MRI on you like that idiot who got caught with 72 bags of cocaine in his stomach and intestines

[Tablo]

Before the shampoo plot, all you had to do was empty out a shampoo bottle, stick some weed in there (in a secure airtight baggie), and put the shampoo back. It still might work if you bring an opaque shampoo bottle under however many ounces the limit is. And I suppose you could only bring a gram or so. Leave the pipe at home though. If you don't have the balls for that and its a short flight do the old condom down the throat trick. (only one small bag) If you look bloated and sick they'll do an MRI on you like that idiot who got caught with 72 bags of cocaine in his stomach and intestines
What about a shampoo bottle in your luggage? I don't know how much effort goes into checking that.

[Salyut]

What would the proper procedure be for traveling by airplane, but bringing weed for the destination? and a small metal pipe, how would i hide that effectively? It's no more than 10 dollars worth.

Buy weed and pipe at destination - for the duration.

Problem solved with minimal chance of having your life totally fucked up by LEO.

[Blackscare]

Dude taking that kind of risk to bring 10 dollars worth of weed is frankly stupid. Weed is very easy to buy, just make sure you bring cash. Checks and credit don't jive.



That said it all depends where you're leaving from and where you're going. I know first hand that the only way they catch people with weed at TIA (Tampa international, florida) is "if someone reaches in their pocket and some weed falls out) which apparently happens. Miami would be another story, I assume. Unless you happen to have a little bit of helpful information like that about your airport I suggest you don't bother for a dime.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

What would the proper procedure be for traveling by airplane, but bringing weed for the destination? and a small metal pipe, how would i hide that effectively? It's no more than 10 dollars worth.

No, don't bring any pipes unless they are tobacco pipes, that hasn't seen even a scrap of weed smoke and you infact smoke pipe tobacco; as another member suggested rolling papers would probably be your best option if you don't smoke pipe tobacco. As for the best and proper procedure, you're not going to like this but from personal experince there is only one fail safe way, up the arse. Grind all of the weed down as far as possible, place in bag, roll it up as tight and as small as possible, roll up in clear tape until it becomes as thin of a tube as possible, put in another bag, repeat taping process, make it as tight and and as sealed as humanely possible. Then wrap in condom, tape that up and then tie it off at the very end of the weed tube, wrap in another condom and tie it off again. Insert, use lube. In my opinion putting it in bags or anything like that is far to risky. Not stems at all, not even the small annoying ones, straight leaves, mind you. If you grind it up properly you can easily bring 4+ grams depending on your tolerance of the procedure. Nowadays with all the body scans and shit I would be weary of doing this though but I think someone I know, wink got through them once when they first came out.

Think about this carefully though as others have stated you can always buy ganj wherever you're going.

In case this need to be said for site liability purposes...

I am not advocating breaking the law or actually doing this in real life this was stated for explicitly intellectual and curiosity purposes and is not to be attempted or tried by anyone here or anyone lurking. None of the above reflects the past actions of the poster or anyone the poster may know or not know, thank you.


friggen jihadis, have to ruin it for the rest of us... oh well, thanks for the advice revleft.

Do not question or mock the glorious jihad infidel scum! Here I was helping you out with tried and true procedures, ungrateful bastard.

[Nox]

Shove it up your ass.

Yes, I'm being serious.

[citizen of industry]

I did it when I was a teenager in my shoe. Weed - plastic baggy- inside sock - shoe. Never had any troubles. Of course, this was before 9/11. I wouldn't try it these days.

[danyboy27]

What would the proper procedure be for traveling by airplane, but bringing weed for the destination? and a small metal pipe, how would i hide that effectively? It's no more than 10 dollars worth.

here is a marvelous solution: dont travel by plane carrying weed, its not worth the trouble.

Instead go purchase it at your destination.

if you really have to have your weed with you, then take a road trip instead taking the plane.

Dont be stupid.

[Die Rote Fahne]

I'd like to know how the hell you people can identify weed dealers in new locations...like, what the fuck?

Is the guy supposed to look around for some teens and be like "hey guys, know where I can get some weed?"

[PhoenixAsh]

Yeah...basically. College kids whatever...or friends at the destination. THats how I do it whenever I go somewhere and want to smoke. Which, adnmittedly, is rarely.


then again...I live in Holland. I do not need to :P

[danyboy27]

I'd like to know how the hell you people can identify weed dealers in new locations...like, what the fuck?

Is the guy supposed to look around for some teens and be like "hey guys, know where I can get some weed?"

Well, the alternative to that is to get a criminal record for drug possession.

Someone with a basic internet skill can pretty much discover where to get what in the safety of his living room.

If its locally in the U.S i guess you could ship the stuff to yourself, but its still relatively risky.

[PhoenixAsh]

Yeah I know guys who tried to do that with their anabolics. That is not a very good idea.
I believe they have a 30% chance of getting your package checked. And they will trace it back to where it is send from. So thats how they caught those guys eventhough they initially denied to have any knowledge about somebody sending them something.

[EvilRedGuy]

for this I hope you get arrested and charged scum


Lol you mad, little arab dictatorship supporter?


:crying:

[o well this is ok I guess]

I'd like to know how the hell you people can identify weed dealers in new locations...like, what the fuck?

Is the guy supposed to look around for some teens and be like "hey guys, know where I can get some weed?" Yes, that's exactly what he's supposed to do.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Or go to a bar, have a few beers, strike up a conversation, and ask someone that doesn't look uptight. As long as you don't look or act sketchy it's all good.

Also: http://www.webehigh.com/

[Ballyfornia]

My brother just walked on with it in his back pocket.

[Rising Sun]

Lol you mad, little arab dictatorship supporter?


:crying:

Go gay bash somemore you racist bigot sympathizer.

[Triple A]

What would the proper procedure be for traveling by airplane, but bringing weed for the destination? and a small metal pipe, how would i hide that effectively? It's no more than 10 dollars worth.

Dont.
A really big dont if you are in America and risk prison time.

Better you buy at destination.:)

[CommieTroll]

I'd like to know how the hell you people can identify weed dealers in new locations...like, what the fuck?

Is the guy supposed to look around for some teens and be like "hey guys, know where I can get some weed?"

Weed dealers are everywhere, it isn't hard to get but that depends where you are going. Usually bars are the best place to look but there's always stoners at the local skate park:laugh: Dealing with a middle man is a good way to get ripped off though. I wonder where he is flying to, it better not be Amsterdam :laugh:

[CommieTroll]

My brother just walked on with it in his back pocket.

I call shenanigans

[the last donut of the night]

Go gay bash somemore you racist bigot sympathizer.

troll him in fellers

[Magón]

I would suggest getting it at destination. The best way I conceal it though is through cigs.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Yeah I know guys who tried to do that with their anabolics. That is not a very good idea.
I believe they have a 30% chance of getting your package checked. And they will trace it back to where it is send from. So thats how they caught those guys eventhough they initially denied to have any knowledge about somebody sending them something.

There is a 30% chance of getting packages checked if they are shipped domestically? I find that strange, because this guy I know :D has shipments done domestically to his door, and his packages have never been searched or seized. If it's internationally, then this makes sense because customs can be a pain in the ass. Even if customs does happen to seize a shipment of AAS, if it's a small order then there is really no need to panic since their not going to come after anyone.

[socialistjustin]

I also want to know how somebody finds weed in new locations. Unless you are in San Francisco near golden gate then its not easy. That might be the only place I have been where you ask random people. Is there a secret handshake?

[danyboy27]

My brother just walked on with it in his back pocket.

In the U.S? that possible, its also possible to carry a gun in your luggage without anyone noticing, but that just getting lucky.

its not worth the risk if you ask me.

[Ballyfornia]

In the U.S? that possible, its also possible to carry a gun in your luggage without anyone noticing, but that just getting lucky.

its not worth the risk if you ask me.

Flight between England and Ireland.

[danyboy27]

Flight between England and Ireland.

Well that not the same thing then.

[Salyut]

There is a 30% chance of getting packages checked if they are shipped domestically? I find that strange, because this guy I know :D has shipments done domestically to his door, and his packages have never been searched or seized. If it's internationally, then this makes sense because customs can be a pain in the ass. Even if customs does happen to seize a shipment of AAS, if it's a small order then there is really no need to panic since their not going to come after anyone.


Fun fact: you ship with a private mail outfit like UPS or Fedex and they can search your mail. USPS can't open mail without a warrant.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Chances are if you're caught with a minor amount of marijuana (like, say, 10 dollars worth) they will just detain you at the airport until someone from the sheriff's dept. or something will drive over to write you a ticket. Although don't quote me on that.

My advice would be to put the weed somewhere not easily detected by a pat-down search, even an "enhanced" one (like, say, in your butt or tucked behind your genitals), wear briefs, and, this is important, make sure that you have absolutely nothing on you that will make the metal detector go off. TSA has stated in the recent past that it only gives enhanced screening measures if you make the detector go off (or if you're on a watch list, of course).

I almost walked through security with marijuana once. It was really good weed, and I didn't want to leave it in New York. But unfortunately paranoia got the best of me, and I flushed a gram down the toilet in JFK Intl. Airport. I really hated myself when I walked through the metal detector without a beep and was simply waved on through by a disinterested TSA agent.

There's a good chance you'd be able to get through with weed, esp. if you're going through a high-volume airport and you take necessary precautions. You need to do a cost-benefit analysis, though, and think about if the potential repurcussions would be worth a small amount of weed.

Also, I would never, ever even think about recommending flying internationally with drugs. National flights are one thing, but intl. customs is a whole other story.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Also, FWIW (not much!), I wouldn't recommend trying to hide weed in a container or in your carry-on/baggage more generally. TSA agents are trained for this kind of thing, plus I don't even think that you can take any more than a very minor amount of liquid on a plane anymore (re: shampoo bottle)

[Ele'ill]

Bloodstream.

[MarxSchmarx]

Honestly, can't you go a few days/weeks/however long your trip is without it?

So much for all those who claim marijuana isn't addictive. You all potheads can shove your self-righteous "oh, we're not as bad as booze cuz no-one gets hooked on this" pretension up your be-hinds.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Well, it IS potentially addictive, but so is food and sex and television and...well, anything that can potentially give pleasure to an individual.

The difference between someone with a serious addiction to alcohol and someone with a "serious" addiction to weed is that, in the latter's case, the worst withdrawal symptom is a bad case of grumpiness for a day or so. Compare that to, say, my grandmother, who died from alcoholism. :rolleyes: It's not like this discussion hasn't been had a million other times on this site, though.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Well, it IS potentially addictive, but so is food and sex and television and...well, anything that can potentially give pleasure to an individual.

The difference between someone with a serious addiction to alcohol and someone with a "serious" addiction to weed is that, in the latter's case, the worst withdrawal symptom is a bad case of grumpiness for a day or so. Compare that to, say, my grandmother, who died from alcoholism. :rolleyes: It's not like this discussion hasn't been had a million other times on this site, though.

The difference is physical and psychological addiction.

Alcohol, cigarettes, cocaine are all physical addictions. Your body craves it, like food and water.

Video games, sex, etc. Are psychologically addicting. Your mind wants it.

[Os Cangaceiros]

I know. (http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2152051&postcount=12)

[Die Rote Fahne]

I know. (http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2152051&postcount=12)

You have to be clear when you say something is addicting though. Most people consider addicting to be just the physical thing.

[Aurora]

Honestly, can't you go a few days/weeks/however long your trip is without it?

So much for all those who claim marijuana isn't addictive. You all potheads can shove your self-righteous "oh, we're not as bad as booze cuz no-one gets hooked on this" pretension up your be-hinds.
:laugh:

Cool story bro

[xub3rn00dlex]

Fun fact: you ship with a private mail outfit like UPS or Fedex and they can search your mail. USPS can't open mail without a warrant.

Well, I didn't know that, but luckily for me I only use USPS. Not really by choice, because it's the only option ever offered by websites that sell seizable items. Thank you for the heads up, will be more careful when I'm given a choice now! :D

[Comrade J]

Can't be bothered to read this thread, but put it in a baggy inside a tub of hair gel.

[CommieTroll]

Can't be bothered to read this thread, but put it in a baggy inside a tub of hair gel.

I don't think your even allowed to carry toothpaste in your luggage anymore let alone hair gel, all substances and products like that are banned I think

[Comrade J]

I meant in a suitcase, not hand luggage. Taking drugs in to the cabin is just fucking stupid, they scan that shit like hawks.

[CommieTroll]

I meant in a suitcase, not hand luggage. Taking drugs in to the cabin is just fucking stupid, they scan that shit like hawks.

They can easily scan your suitcase too, and that's what I meant. Last time I heard you can't even bring toothpaste in your suitcase anymore. It's easier to buy smoke at your destination. A few of my friends went to Barcelona recently. 20 minutes after they arrived in the city they got a half ounce for €50 and they said it was amazing (the bastards :laugh:), it's not worth the risk of loosing your passport and the possibility of jail time

[CommieTroll]

http://www.webehigh.com/

This site will give you some info about the availability and tolerance of Cannabis in most popular travel destinations

[Kitty_Paine]

Honestly, can't you go a few days/weeks/however long your trip is without it?

So much for all those who claim marijuana isn't addictive. You all potheads can shove your self-righteous "oh, we're not as bad as booze cuz no-one gets hooked on this" pretension up your be-hinds.

:laugh:

Cool story bro



Wait you just reminded me...

That's a pretty exciting story. What's next? "Eliza On The Ice"?

:p Sorry, I had to put that... anyway...

Weed isn't as bad as "booze" because its far less harmful to yourself and other people than alcohol.

Plus most people I know who smoke weed know its addictive; because its fun for them and not all that terrible for you. At least side by side with alcohol.

And as stated already, its not addictive as in physically addictive... but fun things can be addicting too! :lol:

[PC LOAD LETTER]

http://www.webehigh.com/

This site will give you some info about the availability and tolerance of Cannabis in most popular travel destinations
I'll ad to that: http://www.norml.org is good for referencing the varying laws among US states.

[Circle A]

What would the proper procedure be for traveling by airplane, but bringing weed for the destination? and a small metal pipe, how would i hide that effectively? It's no more than 10 dollars worth.

1) Ditch the pipe.
One can easily be made from a soda pop can.

2)Finely chop up your buds, eradicating the stems.
10$ worth is a very small amount, perhaps a gram, the perfect travelling amount when under scrutiny from agents of the State.

The main point is the Marijuana should never leave your person.
Meaning, dont put it in your luggage, stowed or on board, keep the pot in a small thin wrap of plastic preferably in your mouth or right hand.
Marijuana can be very, very tightly compressed. With the stems gone, the big nuggets can be reduced in size and should be fairly easy to transport and dispose of.
Keep a bottle of water in your back pocket to facilitate quick consumption if the Pot is discovered or about to be.

This method works well for crossing land borders in automobiles, as the customs agents give you a 30 second window of time to pull the vehicle over for secondary inspection, which allows you to have a quick snack.
;)
The buds being finely minced is also helpful if you wish to scatter them to the 4 winds.
Eating is best though.

Good luck, stay safe, and Overgrow the Government !

( I should say that Security and customs have vetted me before with "chemical swabs" both of my vehicle and personal items such as wallet, coins, and lighter. They were looking for evidence of "drug use" for the Secondary search which gets quite personal.
Don't give them the chance, resist smoking a joint before and in between flights on a layover. It goes without saying to leave all other paraphenalia at home.)

[black magick hustla]

if you travel with weed through the airport you are a lost cause. grass is so easy to get dude