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thefinalmarch
18th September 2011, 12:20
What are the most creative ways to "take care" of hipsters? And just how much success have you had with these methods?

Smyg
18th September 2011, 12:32
Gulags.

EvilRedGuy
18th September 2011, 12:37
Damn those hipsters.... Damn them all TO HELL!

Sasha
18th September 2011, 12:39
Forklifts

thefinalmarch
18th September 2011, 12:48
Forklifts
Tell me your secrets, O great one.

Rss
18th September 2011, 13:22
Love and tolerance. Or incendiary ammo, it's really up to personal preference.

Sasha
18th September 2011, 13:27
Tell me your secrets, O great one.

Its gonna be a bit gory...

thefinalmarch
18th September 2011, 14:44
Its gonna be a bit gory...
Not to worry; they're only hipster scum.

thesadmafioso
18th September 2011, 14:47
Inform them that living is quite mainstream and watch their brains explode from the contradiction of their existence.

But that's a pretty obscure way of defeating a hipster, you've probably never heard of it anyway.

ColonelCossack
18th September 2011, 20:52
What's a hipster? Pardon my ignorance... I didn't know what cleverbot was until the day before yesterday (I read it in a revleft thread).

Dzerzhinsky's Ghost
18th September 2011, 21:41
What's a hipster? Pardon my ignorance... I didn't know what cleverbot was until the day before yesterday (I read it in a revleft thread).

A pretentious social parasite and or bumbling fool who love the smell of their own farts.

bcbm
18th September 2011, 22:06
god another thread about hipsters? :rolleyes:

TheGodlessUtopian
18th September 2011, 22:09
Anti-matter bomb! :lol:

Dzerzhinsky's Ghost
18th September 2011, 22:14
god another thread about hipsters? :rolleyes:

It's Revleft.

Sasha
18th September 2011, 22:39
Hipsters are to revleft what trotskism is to stalinism...

kitsune
18th September 2011, 23:23
I liked hipster threads before they went mainstream.

tir1944
18th September 2011, 23:47
What exactly are hipsters,and what do leftists have against them anyway?

Invader Zim
18th September 2011, 23:49
Only hipsters make this kind of thread...

Dzerzhinsky's Ghost
19th September 2011, 00:58
What exactly are hipsters,and what do leftists have against them anyway?

Let me quote myself:


A pretentious social parasite and or bumbling fool who love the smell of their own farts.

Agent Ducky
19th September 2011, 01:15
What exactly are hipsters,and what do leftists have against them anyway?
It's not just leftists that have stuff against them. It's EVERYONE. Lol.

thesadmafioso
19th September 2011, 01:22
It's not just leftists that have stuff against them. It's EVERYONE. Lol.

Even hipsters hate hipsters, that's how deep this conflict goes.

Magón
19th September 2011, 01:27
I liked hipster threads before they went mainstream.

Right on sista! :lol:

bcbm
19th September 2011, 04:16
What exactly are hipsters

everyone in this thread

thefinalmarch
19th September 2011, 05:47
bcbm is probably a dirty hipster

Who?
19th September 2011, 06:15
Why don't you just let your friend be whatever he wants to be? :confused:

thefinalmarch
19th September 2011, 06:56
Why don't you just let your friend be whatever he wants to be? :confused:
Haha, good joke.

Tablo
19th September 2011, 06:57
Why don't you just let your friend be whatever he wants to be? :confused:
Why don't we just let Nazis be what they want to be. Only hipsters are even worse than Nazis.

Il Medico
19th September 2011, 07:08
bcbm is probably a dirty hipster
Probably? :lol:

Die Rote Fahne
19th September 2011, 07:11
This thread is ridiculous.

thefinalmarch
19th September 2011, 07:33
Probably? :lol:
Not my fault I've only been posting here since June. I'm surprised bcbm is as tolerable as they are.

Sasha
19th September 2011, 10:22
What exactly are hipsters,and what do leftists have against them anyway?


http://www.latfh.com/

EvilRedGuy
19th September 2011, 12:25
Why don't we just let Nazis be what they want to be. Only hipsters are even worse than Nazis.


Would a hipster do this?

http://www.blogger.com/blogin.g?blogspotURL=http://robert-lindsay.blogspot.com/2007/08/russian-neo-nazi-beheading-video.html

Don't ever talk positive about a Nazi, moron.

Sam_b
19th September 2011, 12:41
OP is a prejudiced moron. That is all.

thefinalmarch
19th September 2011, 12:48
OP is a prejudiced moron. That is all.
Okay.

thesadmafioso
19th September 2011, 14:11
OP is a prejudiced moron. That is all.

A grave matter this is indeed, the discussion of hipsters on one of the boards more solemn meeting places for high political discourse.

Tablo
19th September 2011, 15:45
Would a hipster do this?

http://www.blogger.com/blogin.g?blogspotURL=http://robert-lindsay.blogspot.com/2007/08/russian-neo-nazi-beheading-video.html

Don't ever talk positive about a Nazi, moron.
Clearly you don't realize how serious I am about the Hipster threat. It's like Naziism x1000. I rest my case. :closedeyes:

ColonelCossack
19th September 2011, 20:43
A pretentious social parasite and or bumbling fool who love the smell of their own farts.

Ok...

I KnOw ExAcTlY wHaT yOu MeAn!!!!! :cursing:

bcbm
24th September 2011, 21:58
bcbm is probably a dirty hipster

nah i'm a pretty clean cut hipster

Triple A
24th September 2011, 23:43
What are the most creative ways to "take care" of hipsters?


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