The dumbest thing you've ever said

[Lobotomy]

This excludes stuff you said when you were a child. Everyone says dumb shit in childhood.

A year or two ago I was talking to my friend about his veganism. I said, "so since you can't wear cotton, where do you get your clothes?"

[Nox]

I used to think China was communist. :rolleyes:

[Nuvem]

Dear god, my old blogs from when I was like...15, in my formative of years of theoretical development. I could dig up 100 awful claims from back when I was an Orthodox Nuvemist. I hadn't read any real theoreticians, so what "socialism" was, was left entirely to my own creation. The product was some weird kind of revolutionary market socialism (Ha ha!...contradiction.) with no political parties. In a word, a federated state with control of the economy and means of production in the hands of workers' cooperatives. My argument against Communism was a two sentence strawman because I honestly didn't know jack or shit about leftist politics. Ah, how I've grown since then.

[The Stalinator]

Oh god I can't even start. When I was 12 I had this big fantasy of being super rich and purposely tried to be ignorant to the plight of poor people for some reason and I'd spout all sorts of right-libertarian-esque garbage all the fucking time when my dad would talk about oppressed peoples and such.

And then when my ultra-conservative grandma would suggest the exact same things in a more serious context, I'd be like "NOOOOO GRANDMA THAT'S HORRIBLE HOW COULD YOU EVER SAY THAT?!!!"

Oddly enough, I had a hammer and sickle in my display name back then. Foreshadowing, maybe?

[Niccolò Rossi]

"I wouldn't say I admire it, but I do think it's admirable"

[Devrim]

When not knowing a word and wanting to learn it in a foreign language (graveyard/cemetery), I explained what I meant by saying "where the dead people live".

Devrim

[Sentinel]

I'm pretty sure that I have ADHD, which is finally going to be investigated soon. So I've said a lot of stupid shit in my life before thinking first, especially when under stress. Luckily I've with age become increasingly good at repressing the memories of those things afterwards.

So I can't come to think of that many. But one of the stupidest fucking things must have been couple of years ago in a heated discussion about board policy here, where the replies came fast, and I said that all social discrimination is rooted in sexism (like racism didn't exist).

[socialistjustin]

I said that God better not let me into heaven because I would kill him. I know I was a kid, but it was pretty hilarious.

[¿Que?]

Well, I've said this thing that I'm saying now, which is pretty stupid.

[Dumb]

"Wanna go out for dinner Saturday?"

[Smyg]

I'm pretty sure that I have ADHD, which is finally going to be investigated soon. So I've said a lot of stupid shit in my life before thinking first, especially when under stress. Luckily I've with age become increasingly good at repressing the memories of those things afterwards.

ADHD? Join the club. :D As a kid, the teachers had to tell the other children I was speaking "reverse-talk", so that they wouldn't get insulted by all the random shit I said. :rolleyes:

[Le Socialiste]

In reference to the "importance" of voting in the '08 presidential election:

"Of course the election process matters, it's a way for the people to have a say in who they want in government and how said government should be run."

Oh, to be naive and a Democrat. :rolleyes:

[EvilRedGuy]

I said that God better not let me into heaven because I would kill him. I know I was a kid, but it was pretty hilarious.


How is that stupid? I would do the same thing, authoritarian fuck.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I would be perfect for the job.

[Iraultzaile Ezkerreko]

In reference to the "importance" of voting in the '08 presidential election:

"Of course the election process matters, it's a way for the people to have a say in who they want in government and how said government should be run."

Oh, to be naive and a Democrat. :rolleyes:

This.

[Dumb]

I would be perfect for the job.

Same here. Boy was I wrong...