Remember the first time you had sex

[A Revolutionary Tool]

...and you were disappointed that it didn't last 30 minutes like in porn and you didn't do all this crazy stuff you thought you could do because you watched a guy in a porno do it. Lol ignorance was bliss.

[Olentzero]

Hell, my first time was when I was 17, with a married 25-year-old woman. Hardly disappointing at all!

[Le Socialiste]

My first time wasn't all that short, actually. Not only that, but neither of us felt weird or awkward going into it, which it made it even better.

Anyone lose their virginity somewhere interesting? I lost mine in a church basement. :D

And before anybody asks, we were both 17.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Lasted over an hour :cool:

[Nox]

Attempt #1 was aborted mid-way

I'd rather not talk about Attempt #2

Attempt #3 was alright

Third time's a charm ;)

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Well I was a virgin but the girl was obviously not, we met at a party and I never saw her after that. She was riding me and I just remember thinking "please don't break my penis". Then I was on top and it lasted about 5 minutes. Afterwards she wanted to talk to me but I was too embarrassed with myself and I just left. But every time I talk to other people about their first time they seem to say the same thing, so it makes me feel better :cool:

[EvilRedGuy]

Hell, my first time was when I was 17, with a married 25-year-old woman. Hardly disappointing at all!

Dammit! How come everyone says they start at 17 and i have yet to experience it...:mad:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Dammit! How come everyone says they start at 17 and i have yet to experience it...:mad:
Then you're going to be pissed when I tell you my first experience was when I was 14 :lol:

But there's no shame, how old are you?

[Nox]

Dammit! How come everyone says they start at 17 and i have yet to experience it...:mad:

I guess thats the age you become fully 'developed', and everyone wants to 'try it', if you know what I mean ;)

[Nox]

Then you're going to be pissed when I tell you my first experience was when I was 14 :lol:



Holy sweet jesus, how old was she when she 'rode' you :D

[EvilRedGuy]

Then you're going to be pissed when I tell you my first experience was when I was 14 :lol:

But there's no shame, how old are you?

17... Thats why im waiting, but its impossible to get a date when you're a Autist... For me anyway.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Holy sweet jesus, how old was she when she 'rode' you :D
I don't know, we were at a party, she said she went to a different high school, we danced, we made out, my mate let me use his room, I finished really fast, got embarrassed, left and never saw her again. I can't even remember her name which is the sad thing. It's always weird when people ask who I lost my virginity to and I have to tell them "I have no clue".

[Sasha]

14 and we fucked like bunnys for the whole holiday, the first time in an french cornfield next to an meandering brook, then after the holidays it turned into this long distance thing, the hormones wore of and i found out she was a borderline anorexic mental carcrash and i got out.
but it was pretty good as long as it lasted.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

17... Thats why im waiting, but its impossible to get a date when you're a Autist... For me anyway.
Well don't wait, JUMP IN IT! But really don't feel pressured, pressure is what made me lose my virginity to some girl I didn't know at a party because then I could say I had done it before and all the guys would think I was super cool. Oh how I wish I could have saved it for the right person.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Have yet to do really much of anything....so few guys around here to do things with.Oh well,one of the curses of living in a small town....there is always college...

[Magón]

My first time was in the back of her father's pickup truck. Yeah, I'm an old romantic like that, so what? :p

I was 15, just going on 16 I think, and it was okay for a first time.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

My first time was awesome, I was furiously drunk on some premium vodka (Imperia or something I think), lasted for a long time, just awesome. Not only is being naked in a body of water awesome, not only is being naked and drunnk in a body of water awesome; fucking just brings it to a nice level of awesome.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Forgot to mention I was very stoned, as was she.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Wow so almost everybody else had a great first time fml.

[Sasha]

trust me, i had plenty of bad times later to more than make up for a reasonable first time.

[ВАЛТЕР]

17-18....she was experienced, I drunk as all hell, on my best friends couch....wasn't too eventful lol

ejaculate and evacuate....lol

[Bright Banana Beard]

Now, depressing is hitting me, but finally a friend is talking to me.

Phew......

[Le Libérer]

I was 15 and he was much older in his 20s. That would be illegal now. But I am grateful it was with someone more experienced than me.

The first I had an orgasm, I was tripping on mesculine. It took me a year to figure out how to do that again. Mucho practice alone and I finally got it down.

Oh and guys, if you are with a girl and she says its her first time and shes cumming liike theres no tomorrow, you can believe it when I say she is faking it. Just sayin...

[xub3rn00dlex]

I was 15, she was 14. Lost our virginities on her momma's birthday. Lasted nice and long. ( love the durex performax condoms i think ) For the first time doing it, made her orgasm twice. Felt like the most important man on the planet :D

[Magón]

Wow so almost everybody else had a great first time fml.

First time doesn't define how later encounters of the opposite/same sex, will go down. All you can do is move on.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

First time doesn't define how later encounters of the opposite/same sex, will go down. All you can do is move on.
I know I've had sex since I was 14 but still, it's like I wanted my first time to be awesome and it wasn't. I'm such a loser now :crying:

[Mindtoaster]

My frist time was awesome. Dunnom why so many people have awkward experiences

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Okay I think you all are trolling me at this point, fuck you all :mad:!

[Tomhet]

My first time was pretty neat I was 16 and we were fucking hammered.

[¿Que?]

First time was bad, but the girl (I was 17 she was 16) and I were really close before that so she didn't hold it against me, and we had a lot of wonderful times after that.

[Obs]

I don't really remember it all that clearly. Suffice to say I was pretty young.

[Madvillainy]

the first two times i tried to have sex i couldnt get my dick to work, wen i finally did 'get it up' at the third time of asking i came in about 10 seconds.

[Pirate Utopian]

It was really akward, especially after I gave her a dirty sanchez. They did it in all the pornmovies I've seen!

[Tablo]

I was 15 and it was long and awkward. Only reason it was long was because she was also a virgin and the process of putting it in was... painful. Neither of us got to orgasm. All in all my first time was awkward and unsatisfying for the both of us. We had much better experiences later on after we had more experience and other partners.

The thought of trying porno moves makes me laugh. :lol:

[Magón]

The thought of trying porno moves makes me laugh. :lol:

I'm pretty sure that since porn's been so readily available to young people for so long, that's where most of them are probably getting their moves.

[Ele'ill]

The first time for me was alright. My partner was three years older than me. We both had a good time. The relationship lasted about two years. They then betrayed me and attempted to train wreck my life. Actually they did.

[Agent Ducky]

No, cuz I'm asexual. >.>

[The Man]

Furthest I have made it was handjobs and fondling around her stuff... :crying:


Then she broke up with me 2 months afterwards and I have never talked to her since. :glare:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I was 15 and it was long and awkward. Only reason it was long was because she was also a virgin and the process of putting it in was... painful. Neither of us got to orgasm. All in all my first time was awkward and unsatisfying for the both of us. We had much better experiences later on after we had more experience and other partners.

The thought of trying porno moves makes me laugh. :lol:

Yeah it's funny now, but when I was going for it I thought I was superman or something. How is sex with a virgin female, I've never done that but my current girlfriend is a virgin.

[Tablo]

Yeah it's funny now, but when I was going for it I thought I was superman or something. How is sex with a virgin female, I've never done that but my current girlfriend is a virgin.
I've had sex with 2 virgins and it isn't any fun.

[eyedrop]

Yeah it's funny now, but when I was going for it I thought I was superman or something. How is sex with a virgin female, I've never done that but my current girlfriend is a virgin.

Unless you like your partner to act as a doll an experienced one is generally a safer bet.

[black magick hustla]

the first time i got "sexual" (there was no penetration but there was genital manipulation and nakedness etc) was when i was 18 in the floor of a game room surrounded by other people sleeping. i was late bloomer. idk i guess i was too focused on other bullshit that didnt get me laid, made me friends but whatever thanks to that here i am, doing fine by myself.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I've had sex with 2 virgins and it isn't any fun.
Oh well that's just great. I'll try to make it special then.


Unless you like your partner to act as a doll an experienced one is generally a safer bet.
Well I'm not dating her for the sex...

[eyedrop]

A Revolutionary Tool: Remember that as her first you have the entire responsibility for her future sexual health. You better treat her well.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I was on Spring Break in another state, visiting for college and planning to meet the girl. I had a hotel room for 5 days and we probably had sex 2-3 times a day. Trust me, after years of waiting, I was ready to go at any time. The very first time was about 20 minutes. It wasn't awkward. It was weird to say I finally had sex, didn't really hit me for a while. We went out to Steak'n Shake afterwards :cool: Overall it was a good night.
The first time I had sex with my current girlfriend was absolutely perfect. Got my game down by then.

I swore to myself when I was younger I would never be a greedy lover. fuck those guys, don't be an ass, go the distance dawg :thumbup1:

[Sasha]

That should be an general rule.
In fact it is, its named the campsite rule: "always leave them in a better state than you got them"

[TheGodlessUtopian]

I know I've had sex since I was 14 but still, it's like I wanted my first time to be awesome and it wasn't. I'm such a loser now :crying:

Why would you think you're a "loser" just because your first time getting intimate didn't go the way you saw it in the porno? Human relations is more than feeling awesome,it is about an act which happens when two individuals love each other.Wait until you love someone then try again.Maybe your current girlfriend (pending on if she is "the one.")?

[Triple A]

Lasted over an hour :cool:

You sure have a resistent wrist and a strong hand.:cool:

[Luc]

You sure have a resistent wrist and a strong hand.:cool:

Brilliant

[A Revolutionary Tool]

A Revolutionary Tool: Remember that as her first you have the entire responsibility for her future sexual health. You better treat her well.
No I'm going to hit it and quit it like a douche :rolleyes:

I swore to myself when I was younger I would never be a greedy lover. fuck those guys, don't be an ass, go the distance dawg
Of course I'm not going to be that guy, sex didn't really matter to me as much after I had it for the first time. It was like I had got that burden off of my shoulders, I just wanted to get it over with really and experience it and once I did the pressure was off. Now I haven't had sex in almost a whole year and I don't mind waiting.


Why would you think you're a "loser" just because your first time getting intimate didn't go the way you saw it in the porno? Human relations is more than feeling awesome,it is about an act which happens when two individuals love each other.Wait until you love someone then try again.Maybe your current girlfriend (pending on if she is "the one.")?
Well I wasn't being completely serious but it's just weird that almost everybody else here who has had sex had a good experience their first time while mine was lame as hell. We weren't in love, we had just met, I don't remember her name, it was so fast, altogether wasn't very good. So when compared with other people...I wish I saved it for someone I actually cared about, it would have made it a little better even if it ended up badly you know. But yeah if my current girlfriend is not "the one" then I really don't understand love at all.

[La Comédie Noire]

I was 14 and so was she, we did it outside in back of a movie theater on the ground. It was really cold and I couldn't get it in her all the way because she wasn't that experienced and neither was I. The second time was much, much better lol.

[Le Socialiste]

Well I wasn't being completely serious but it's just weird that almost everybody else here who has had sex had a good experience their first time while mine was lame as hell. We weren't in love, we had just met, I don't remember her name, it was so fast, altogether wasn't very good. So when compared with other people...I wish I saved it for someone I actually cared about, it would have made it a little better even if it ended up badly you know. But yeah if my current girlfriend is not "the one" then I really don't understand love at all.

To be perfectly honest, one of the reasons the sex was so great was due - in part - to the location (I mean seriously, how many people would feel comfortable fucking beneath the area you just had communion?) While it wasn't weird or awkward, it had more to do with the feeling that what we were doing was forbidden. The sex itself wasn't really anything to write home about. But then, it was our first time. We got better with practice (and better places). :thumbup1:

[Lobotomy]

My first time was in an 8 year old's bed. :cool:

(the 8 year old was not involved in any other way)

[Smyg]

My first time was in an 8 year old's bed. :cool:

(the 8 year old was not involved in any other way)

Got me worried for a moment there. :rolleyes:

[Rusty Shackleford]

meh

black magick hustla probably put it best for my situation.



i guess i was[am] too focused on other bullshit that didnt[doesnt] get me laid


not that i really give a fuck. friends will tell me "were gonna get you laid" and im like "okay" and i dont bother with it any more than that.


like i said. meh.

[Die Rote Fahne]

You sure have a resistent wrist and a strong hand.:cool:

Hahaha years of masturbation beforehand, pun not intended, may have helped, but I just controlled myself and slowed when I got close. Being high helped...so did her nails in my back...which turned me on more after she finished.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Well I wasn't being completely serious but it's just weird that almost everybody else here who has had sex had a good experience their first time while mine was lame as hell. We weren't in love, we had just met, I don't remember her name, it was so fast, altogether wasn't very good. So when compared with other people...I wish I saved it for someone I actually cared about, it would have made it a little better even if it ended up badly you know. But yeah if my current girlfriend is not "the one" then I really don't understand love at all.

I don't understand...why would you date her if you didn't think she could be "the one"? ...and love is difficult to understand,I just go with the flow and see where my feelings take me.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I don't understand...why would you date her if you didn't think she could be "the one"? ...and love is difficult to understand,I just go with the flow and see where my feelings take me.
I didn't even date her, it was like a one night stand. I just wanted to have sex.

[Welshy]

First attempt was when I was 13. My girlfriend at the time wasn't virgin (found that out after we started dating), and we about to have sex after quite a bit of foreplay and she decided she didn't want to. So we didn't have sex and I was kinda bummed but it would have been very very very wrong of me to push it so I didn't. Next attempt was when I was 15 and it was successful. Me and my girlfriend went to this area near her house, but it turned out it was some guys property and after we finished we saw him coming our way so we ran and his dog chased us as I was pull up my pants.

[black_tar_heroin]

I was young when I first began experimenting, 13 when I first had sex. Nothing special.

[xub3rn00dlex]

I don't understand...why would you date her if you didn't think she could be "the one"? ...and love is difficult to understand,I just go with the flow and see where my feelings take me.

And for that reason humans invented vodka.

[Niccolò Rossi]

She was a kind of friend/aquaintance. Saw her at a party after months of forgetting she even existed. We were both lonely and really digging each other. Starting hanging, getting high together. We went on a 'date'. The movie was shit, we were both tired and shit was awkward. I didn't make a move. Regretted it. But we both knew we wanted each other.

Picked her up from the station the next day, drove to the lake and hooked up in the backseat. She bled but not because it was her first time... Her blouse was ruined and I looked like hannibal lecter. She didn't want to see me again after. Alot of friendships got fucked because of it.

Nic.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

She was a kind of friend/aquaintance. Saw her at a party after months of forgetting she even existed. We were both lonely and really digging each other. Starting hanging, getting high together. We went on a 'date'. The movie was shit, we were both tired and shit was awkward. I didn't make a move. Regretted it. But we both knew we wanted each other.

Picked her up from the station the next day, drove to the lake and hooked up in the backseat. She bled but not because it was her first time... Her blouse was ruined and I looked like hannibal lecter. She didn't want to see me again after. Alot of friendships got fucked because of it.

Nic.
Just eww....

[eyedrop]

Just eww....

Yeah, like you haven't had period sex.

My first was 18'ish with a random girl in a tent, she picked me up and told me not to continue drinking so much more. I promptly proceeded to ignore her.


Funny how everyone always has a debut age way below any statistical average, kinda like penis sizes. (Atleast for boys)

[Luc]

The closest I have ever come to sex would be accidently grabbing my buddie's testee in wrestling....

[Die Rote Fahne]

Yeah, like you haven't had period sex.

My first was 18'ish with a random girl in a tent, she picked me up and told me not to continue drinking so much more. I promptly proceeded to ignore her.


Funny how everyone always has a debut age way below any statistical average, kinda like penis sizes. (Atleast for boys)

Actual average penis size is 5-5.5 inches.

Average Internet penis size 7-8 inches.

I would suspect the same for age of virginity loss...wouldn't want to sound less macho eh.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Yeah, like you haven't had period sex.

My first was 18'ish with a random girl in a tent, she picked me up and told me not to continue drinking so much more. I promptly proceeded to ignore her.


Funny how everyone always has a debut age way below any statistical average, kinda like penis sizes. (Atleast for boys)
I've never eaten a girl out while she was on her period...Ugh, just the thought of it makes me shudder.
What is the statistical average?

[Smyg]

The official numbers here in Sweden is a third before 17, a third at 17 and a third after 17. :mellow:

[Luc]

Speaking of Penis size...

jk

but seriously, how do you reverse the whole damn thing about obsessing over it??? I've been trying but when you think it is alright it starts to come back.

Psychological books? papers? essay?

please help!:crying:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Speaking of Penis size...

jk

but seriously, how do you reverse the whole damn thing about obsessing over it??? I've been trying but when you think it is alright it starts to come back.

Psychological books? papers? essay?

please help!:crying:
Sorry I can't help you out here, I'm hung like a horse with a 10 inch penis :cool:

[Luc]

Sorry I can't help you out here, I'm hung like a horse with a 10 inch penis :cool:

Nice to know.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Sorry I can't help you out here, I'm hung like a horse with a 10 inch penis :cool:

Some girls enjoy pain as opposed to pleasure, so...lol. I.e bigger isn't always better.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

It was actually a joke, I was playing into what Die Rote Fahne said, which was that people lie about penis size on the internet. I'm not really 10 inches.

[Die Rote Fahne]

It was actually a joke, I was playing into what Die Rote Fahne said, which was that people lie about penis size on the internet. I'm not really 10 inches.

My sarcasm meter is off...my bad. Aha.

[Luc]

My sarcasm meter is off...my bad. Aha.

Come on ever I got that one:p

[xub3rn00dlex]

It was actually a joke, I was playing into what Die Rote Fahne said, which was that people lie about penis size on the internet. I'm not really 10 inches.

Haha I'm 9in. lawng. My ex ( my first too ) thought it was all a bunch of ego measuring with my buddy who also happens to be 9in. lawng. After we did it a few times, she whipped out a ruler during sex to call my bluff. Point is, she lost. :cool:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Haha I'm 9in. lawng. My ex ( my first too ) thought it was all a bunch of ego measuring with my buddy who also happens to be 9in. lawng. After we did it a few times, she whipped out a ruler during sex to call my bluff. Point is, she lost. :cool:
Lol I'm actually 14 inches lawng, when I said I lied I never said it was shorter than 10 inches! I win! :tt2:

[xub3rn00dlex]

Lol I'm actually 14 inches lawng, when I said I lied I never said it was shorter than 10 inches! I win! :tt2:

Haha nice nice. I actually am 9in though IRL, but the vast internet space adds 2inches totaling 11. :cool: But you still got 3inches on me... :crying:

[¿Que?]

For the record, the only reason I even participated in this thread was because CotR did first. For the record.

[Magón]

i've never eaten a girl out while she was on her period...ugh, just the thought of it makes me shudder.
What is the statistical average?

REDWINGS!!!! lol

[REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL]

Haha I'm 9in. lawng. My ex ( my first too ) thought it was all a bunch of ego measuring with my buddy who also happens to be 9in. lawng. After we did it a few times, she whipped out a ruler during sex to call my bluff. Point is, she lost. :cool:

Sure bro :P

[RHIZOMES]

Attempt #1 was aborted mid-way

I'd rather not talk about Attempt #2

Attempt #3 was alright

Third time's a charm ;)

This is basically my experience as well, lol.

[Tablo]

I've never eaten a girl out while she was on her period...Ugh, just the thought of it makes me shudder.
I have. I don't see what the big deal is. Just a little blood.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I have. I don't see what the big deal is. Just a little blood.

I don't like the sight or taste of blood unless it's because of damage I've inflicted on somebody purposefully. I've literally passed out at just the sight of my own blood before.

[Buitraker]

My first was when i was 16 whit my first girlfriend, she was more experienced, in street

[Sasha]

I don't like the sight or taste of blood unless it's because of damage I've inflicted on somebody purposefully. I've literally passed out at just the sight of my own blood before.

congrats you have an official mental disorder and its called Hemophobia :http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12337

its a really cool phobia too in that its the only phobia to which its common to have the a-typical reaction of a blood (!) pressure drop which causes fainting.
all other anxiety attacks/phobias normally dont have this reaction.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Sure bro :P

You jelly bro? :cool: ( ilu<3 hahaha )

[Magón]

I think it's funny when guys talk about how big their penis is.

I alway say to them, it's not how big it is, it's how you use it. I shut an annoying guy down one time with that, who was going on about how big his dick was, and how he was pleasing all these women, and how he was going to go do the same thing for my (ex) girlfriend.

[thriller]

REDWINGS!!!! lol

Hahaha! Exactly.

My first time I was drunk as a mofo and met up with this girl who always had a thing for me. Although it was kind of like the OP, but prolly too long for her (the length of sex dummy!)

[A Revolutionary Tool]

congrats you have an official mental disorder and its called Hemophobia :http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12337

its a really cool phobia too in that its the only phobia to which its common to have the a-typical reaction of a blood (!) pressure drop which causes fainting.
all other anxiety attacks/phobias normally dont have this reaction.
Yay I was right, there is something actually wrong with me! What's weird is it just happens randomly, it's never really consistent. For instance I once cut my knuckle open when I punched someone in the teeth and it was a pretty big gash but I was alright; in fact I was jubilant, probably from adrenaline or something. But when I was taking off some bandages in the shower from some surgery I had I looked at the bandage and saw a bunch of dry blood and just suddenly passed out in the shower.

Hopefully I don't develop a fear of fainting, I don't even know how I would handle that :scared:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I think it's funny when guys talk about how big their penis is.

I alway say to them, it's not how big it is, it's how you use it. I shut an annoying guy down one time with that, who was going on about how big his dick was, and how he was pleasing all these women, and how he was going to go do the same thing for my (ex) girlfriend.
True dat, some guys once saw my friends penis in the locker room and it wasn't enormously huge or whatever so they started making fun of him. He just turns around and shows them his back which is covered in scars from girls gripping his back while they're having sex. Shut them up real quick :lol:

[eyedrop]

To all the guys with silly penis-envy issues. Hit the cervix, which most girls don't find pleasant, once during sex. Then you will realize that a large dick would hit it all the time so you couldn't really let loose during sex and subsequently be a shitty lay.

[Tablo]

I'm glad we are living up to our role as the boys locker-room on revleft.

[Sasha]

Hopefully I don't develop a fear of fainting, I don't even know how I would handle that :scared:

well, thats the cool thing of phobia's, as long as you have a panic attack about fainting chances are you can not actually faint as non-blood related phobia elevate your blood pressure.

[Sasha]

I'm glad we are living up to our role as the boys locker-room on revleft.


only revleft, where bragging about penis size goes hand in hand with embarrassing tales of sexual failure and in depth discussions of blood-phobia.

[ellipsis]

If it makes anybody feel better about their virginity, I was 19. Seven years later we are still together.:blushing:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

well, thats the cool thing of phobia's, as long as you have a panic attack about fainting chances are you can not actually faint as non-blood related phobia elevate your blood pressure.
Ahh so I could use it to my advantage if I actually had it. I'm about to pass out from seeing my own blood but then I get afraid of fainting which would make me not faint! Ha! I beat the system once again!

[Luc]

Well since no one answered my other penis problem heres another!:)

If she or he (w/e you like) found out you were circumsized after you drop your boxers or however it happened did she or he think that was gross and leave?

I'm a bit worried it will happen. :(

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Well since no one answered my other penis problem heres another!:)

If she or he (w/e you like) found out you were circumsized after you drop your boxers or however it happened did she or he think that was gross and leave?

I'm a bit worried it will happen. :(

In my experience girls like guys that are circumsized, so it's never been a problem for me. On the other hand some guys have told me girls like how they're uncircumsized, so there are three possibilities. 1. They simply don't care. 2. A girl really likes whichever one you have. 3. They don't like whichever one you have but probably won't care. Of course there's possibility 4, which is she won't like whichever one you have and will refuse to go near it but who's ever actually done that? You wouldn't want a girl like that anyways, at least I wouldn't...

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I would :cool:

and I would laugh coldly and tell you to put it away and get out.

:)

And that's why you're forever alone.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I've forgotten more fucks than you will ever have. :(

Yeah and I have a 10 inch penis.

[Magón]

4, which is she won't like whichever one you have and will refuse to go near it but who's ever actually done that? You wouldn't want a girl like that anyways, at least I wouldn't...

I believe those type of women, are called Lesbians.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I believe those type of women, are called Lesbians.

Lol true, in that case I don't think I'd be in that kind of a relationship with her anyways.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Yeah I don't see the circumcised/ not circumcised issue being a problem aside for religious reasons. If a girl wants to fuck you, and you're pretty much at that point of no return, then she won't care what your dick looks like.

[black magick hustla]

Yeah and I have a 10 inch penis.

yea but you have a che guevara profile pic and the word revolutionary in your username so having a 100 inch dick will not even help srry bro

[A Revolutionary Tool]

yea but you have a che guevara profile pic and the word revolutionary in your username so having a 100 inch dick will not even help srry bro
Well to be fair my profile pic is satire, it's making fun of the commercialization of Che which is what I was going for. My username is also poking fun at something that you don't know, which makes it funny for me :lol:

[Luc]

Thanks Rev Tool and xub3rn00dlex that was a pretty stupid question:lol:

[Kamil]

I think this is the thread that conclusively proves that we fucking OWN stormfront. "penis size hand in hand with sexual failure and phobias?" indeed sir, only on revleft.

I was 15 (perfect age IMO) and am still with the girl to this day. We were both virgins and it was super-cool, I had taken ecstasy the day before and so I cldn't cum, I was able to last 4 a good while.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

I was on cocaine and alcohol so couldn't even get it up properly. In an alleyway behind a friend's house with someone else's girlfriend, beautiful memory.

[REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL]

I think it's funny when guys talk about how big their penis is.

I alway say to them, it's not how big it is, it's how you use it. I shut an annoying guy down one time with that, who was going on about how big his dick was, and how he was pleasing all these women, and how he was going to go do the same thing for my (ex) girlfriend.

I don't think thats nessacarily true though :P I mean seriously, peopel always say that, but how exactly can you "use" a penis differently. I think being big makes a significant difference, although not the most important thing.

[thesadmafioso]

I rather wish I didn't have the memory, but I just remember an overwhelming depression that came in the aftermath of it.

Then again, I really don't look back on that relationship fondly, so it's possible that my current personal sentiment on that matter may be clouding the accuracy of my recollection.

[xub3rn00dlex]

I don't think thats nessacarily true though :P I mean seriously, peopel always say that, but how exactly can you "use" a penis differently. I think being big makes a significant difference, although not the most important thing.

I use mine to nail floorboards down. :cool:

[Kamil]

I use mine to smash the bourgeois state

[Magón]

I don't think thats nessacarily true though :P I mean seriously, peopel always say that, but how exactly can you "use" a penis differently. I think being big makes a significant difference, although not the most important thing.

You can be big and still be absolutely shitty in bed, so it is exactly how you use it, that makes the ultimate difference for if you get her off or not. If you're big, and all you do is missionary or doggy style, it's likely the size isn't going to be anything more than be for aesthetics and talking with your friends.

I've got a friend, who by his own words, I've never seen it, says he's not very big, and yet I've never heard a woman complain (and if you met my friend, he's one of those guys who's always talking about his sexual escapades, in front of his latest girlfriend or sex buddy). Plus, he's a bit of a ladies man already, and if it was the size that matters, then I don't think he'd be so lucky with the ladies.

[Dumb]

Not to get into too much detail, but I have size, and I'm complete shit in bed. It's all about how you use it.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I would like to chim in on the size vs. technique debate (which is hilarious btw, indeed, only on Revleft).

Sure, good form is important however I have found that being big affords you the luxury of being sexually lazy.

[Comrade Jandar]

18 and I am still a virgin and probably will be for quite a few years. Plus, because I'm straight edge, I'm only interested in sex within the confines of a committed relationship. I have more important things to attend to, namely in my activism and school and in the mean time I have strong right hand and hair conditioner.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

...and in the mean time I have strong right hand and hair conditioner.

If you want to spice things up use hand sanitizer.

[Dumb]

I would like to chim in on the size vs. technique debate (which is hilarious btw, indeed, only on Revleft).

Sure, good form is important however I have found that being big affords you the luxury of being sexually lazy.

Nah, that just means you're a natural at technique. I won't say I put a lot of effort into it, but I'm not lazy; doesn't matter, though, because size doesn't compensate for my ineptitude.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Nah, that just means you're a natural at technique.

True, this could be it but more or less I like being sexually lazy for my throughout the day sex, just let them get on top and take what they want; usually by the time I get off they've gotten off 3-4+ times already so it works out for both parties. Occasionally hot passionate sex is awesome and I will throw down my moves but day-to-day sex nah.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

18 and I am still a virgin and probably will be for quite a few years. Plus, because I'm straight edge, I'm only interested in sex within the confines of a committed relationship. I have more important things to attend to, namely in my activism and school and in the mean time I have strong right hand and hair conditioner.
Wait straight edge means you won't have casual sex? What's a committed relationship? How long would you have to wait?

[thefinalmarch]

wow talk about revleft being one big locker room