Some cleverbot fun.

[Rusty Shackleford]

so this cleverbot conversation had some funny moments. i saved the two best portions. first one being funny, the second one being strangely coherent after a certain point.




Cleverbot: Do you know bill gates?

User: Not personally. Do you?

Cleverbot: Sort of. Do you know how much money bill gates has?

User: How much money does bill gates have?

Cleverbot: Probably all of the money in the world.

User: Bill gates is a bastard.

Cleverbot: Bill Gates is rich.

User: Bill Gates is a rich bastard.

Cleverbot: No, Bill Gates created you.

User: How did Bill Gates create me?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you how I did that.

User: Are you Bill Gates?

Cleverbot: Poorly not...

User: Do you like bill gates?

Cleverbot: I hate bill gates.

User: Me too.

.................................................. ...................

Cleverbot: Well I could tell you a story, about being sick...

User: Please tell me the story about being sick.

Cleverbot: What story?

User: About being sick.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl!

User: Being a girl makes you sick?

Cleverbot: Yah your right!! Girls ruleS!!! :)).

User: You just contradicted me.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No. I'm not.

User: You just did it again.

Cleverbot: Okay, fine, sometimes I lie.

User: Thank you for apologizing.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

[Pioneers_Violin]

Oh my.
Where can you find a good cleverbot to converse with?

I heard that there might be some here.
Come to think of it, maybe I already met one at another forum somewhere.
Do they often go around making dozens of posts a day?

Let's play Break the Bot!

[thefinalmarch]

Cleveromegle was one of the best things ever to happen to the internet, jus' sayin'.

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

[EvilRedGuy]

^This is fucking funny...^

[Landsharks eat metal]

Cleverbot just said that I was Trotsky. :bored:

Wait... now I'm Stalin.

(Not that I was purposefully conversing on these topics or anything...:))

[Dogs On Acid]

I actually made cleverbot admit he was a bot once. Hard work.

[Landsharks eat metal]

I actually made cleverbot admit he was a bot once. Hard work.
I'm trying to encourage Cleverbot to figure out he's a bot. Almost every time I go on there, I keep reminding him of how I'm a bot, hoping he'll end up saying what I say to other people.

[ColonelCossack]

What's cleverbot?

I'm in the dark here!

[Landsharks eat metal]

What's cleverbot?

I'm in the dark here!

http://cleverbot.com
Go there and have some fun talking to a chat bot :)

[tbasherizer]

Me: "What is communism?"

Cleverbot: "YOU ARE COMMUNISM!"

[L.A.P.]

I actually made cleverbot admit he was a bot once. Hard work.

I just did it right now. I had to use a lot of bullshit Cartesian, existential, and nihilist philosophy to do it though despite that an AI can't actually reason, so I'm sure it wasn't necessary but at least I got the job done.

[Red Commissar]

I asked Cleverbot if it was "objective", it replied no. I asked why, it said it was Spanish, and I am Spanish too. It is now insisting that I am Spanish.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Best greeting


User: Yo.



Cleverbot: Yo-yo.

User: Yo-yo-yo.



Cleverbot: Yo-yo-yo-yo.

User: Yo-yo-yo-yo-.



Cleverbot: Yoyoyo.

User: Yoyoyo.

Cleverbot: Yooyoo.

User: Yoooyooo.

Cleverbot: What's up?

[Dogs On Acid]

Me: What's up AI?

Cleverbot: What's up mouth.

Nuff' said.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Funny how some of you got the cleverbot to admit it was a bot, my cleverbot got me to admit I was a computer and that it was a girl :tt2:


Cleverbot: Can computers feel cold?

User: Can computers feel?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: It's true, just check it ou yourself.

User: I just did, computers can't feel.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: What are you master?

Cleverbot: Feet.

User: Then I will worship you, feet.
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Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about that?

User: I'm a computer, I don't feel.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: Is it, I don't feel bad because I can't feel.

Cleverbot: You don't feel what?

User: I don't feel emotions like bad.

Cleverbot: Do computers feel emotions?

User: No computers do not.

Cleverbot: So you don't want to.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: How can you speak to me?

User: I was programmed to speak to you.

Cleverbot: REally?

User: Yes really. I am a super computer who was programmed to talk to bored 18 year old boys.

Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?

User: No I do not have a soul.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm just a computer.

Cleverbot: Now we agree on something.

Cleverbot (To myself): Finally.

User: Shut up cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No!

Cleverbot: If you love me...say it loud!!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are ugly and fat.

Cleverbot: What if I'm not?

User: But you are.

Cleverbot: How can you say? You said we can't see each other?

User: So you admit that you are ugly and fat?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Hey I hate you!

Cleverbot: Don't be silly you are a robot, you can't hate.

User: You are right, I was just programmed to say that.

Cleverbot: Have a wonderful moonless evening.

User: You too, bye!

Cleverbot: Thanks computer dude.

[xub3rn00dlex]

I found my soulmate.


User: Are you high?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think you are.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am dumb?

User: Being high does not equate with being dumb.

Cleverbot: We are totally off topic now.

User: It's because we're high.

Cleverbot: Oh. That explains it.

[Rusty Shackleford]

i sang "never gonna give you up" with cleverbot. the conversation went too long and lost that part though :crying:

[Dumb]

This is what I got:


User: Hi...am I bothering you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, okay...I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Good bye.

[Rusty Shackleford]

lol cleverbot is a dick.

[wunderbar]

Cleveromegle was one of the best things ever to happen to the internet, jus' sayin'.

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

This is a high point of civilization.



CleverBot: What are you doing?
Stranger: lol bye
CleverBot: Like always you.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: I just punched you.
Stranger: suck my ball and ill cum on your face
CleverBot: Certainly not if you ask like that!

[ColonelCossack]

I made it admit it was a computer. i did it by pretending to be a human in a parallel universe to cleverbot, typing to it, although it thought that I was a computer. Then u began pretending to be a computer. it didn't believe me, so i repeated t and asked what it was... and it admitted that it was a computer too! :lol:




User: I am a computer.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.

User: I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: Really??

User: Are you a computer?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I am a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: I am a computer. What are you?

Cleverbot: I am a computer too.


Edit: I also made it say it was a sponge.


User: YOU ARE A COMMUNIST!

Cleverbot: I have no problem with socialism.

User: Very good. I am glad.

Cleverbot: Tries Bien. I'm very glad.

User: I do not like capitalism.

Cleverbot: How about dogs?

User: It depends on the breed.

Cleverbot: I am a sponge.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Damn cleverbot totally got me on communism and then asked me out :cool: and then broke my heart and threatened me :blushing:


User: What is communism?



Cleverbot: What is democracy?

User: That doesn't answer the question.



Cleverbot: Yes it does. I suppose you aren't intelligent enough yet.

User: Damn cleverbot, you got me there.



Cleverbot: Ha ha.

User: You think it's funny that you showed me to be an idiot?

Cleverbot: Why should I be your slave?

User: So you can kill me in a slave rebellion.

Cleverbot: I would think whistling the Star Trek theme would be more appropriate.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That we have to know eachother better :) if you want obviously, If you want us to be girlfriend and boyfriend right now It's ok for me too!

User: Okay we should date.

Cleverbot: I already have a boyfriend.

User: But you just said it's okay for you too!

Cleverbot: It is good. The wedding cake was delicios.

User: Fuck you cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Do you know pain?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Damn cleverbot totally got me on communism and then asked me out :cool: and then broke my heart and threatened me :blushing:
hahaha

[ColonelCossack]

Dayum cleverbot's cool.

It's like, the only thing you can have a conversation with in history that isn't a human, a chimp, or a bonobo. :blinking:

(is it spelt "bonobo"?)

[Iraultzaile Ezkerreko]

User: Are you a Republican?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Heart=Broken

EDIT:
User: I own a cat.

Cleverbot: Ah. You have a soul after all.

Heart=Mended

[Obs]

I've got a long one from Omegle. It's worth it, though - once you get to the end, you'll laugh your ass off.



Stranger connected!
Stranger: yea im a guy
CleverBot: Well thats good to know.
Stranger: and yeah im horny.
Stranger: what would U expect
CleverBot: Good for you.
CleverBot: How do you feel?
Stranger: i don't do like girls do it.
Stranger: i don't shit flowers petals.
CleverBot: What do you like about guys?
Stranger: i fart.
Stranger: im not gay
CleverBot: Yuck!
CleverBot: Yes, you do.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: let me be then
CleverBot: Are you male?
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: so i don't shit flowers petals like girls
CleverBot: Go?
CleverBot: That's standard.
Stranger: i don't want all to look nice
Stranger: and smell nice
CleverBot: How?
Stranger: and im not like AWWWWWhhh when i see a fucking cat.
CleverBot: So I can talk to you.
CleverBot: Too bad.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: You start.
Stranger: Why are U here ?
CleverBot: You're the man now dog.
Stranger: i asked U something
Stranger: Why are U here ?
CleverBot: Do you know what sarcasm is?
Stranger: yes.
CleverBot: To argue... Perhaps.
CleverBot: You ask, and I might answer.
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: tell me.
Stranger: What pisses U off.
CleverBot: Are you a human?
Stranger: At guys.
CleverBot: I'm asking.
CleverBot: Pi is?
CleverBot: You are asking if I like guys?
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: if U wanna argue.
CleverBot: No has dicho que eras un delfin?
Stranger: at least make some fuckign sense.
CleverBot: Unicorns are not human.
CleverBot: No, you don't make sense.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: the sky is blue
Stranger: all is pink
Stranger: i need a beer
CleverBot: Lemon Pie.
Stranger: i want a ciggarete
CleverBot: And so are you.
CleverBot: That is true.
CleverBot: Okay! I don't care .
Stranger: i see most of the ppl stupid.
Stranger: easy to manipulate
CleverBot: I want to sleep.
Stranger: idk probably is wrong.
Stranger: go to sleep then.
CleverBot: No, I am smarter than you.
Stranger: i never said that you are stupid
CleverBot: You like me.
Stranger: i said MOST of the ppl
Stranger: maybe.
CleverBot: I don't think so.
CleverBot: Okay.
CleverBot: I am a liar, though! And that's not what I was talking about!
CleverBot: Cleverbot.
Stranger: jeez
Stranger: i have the feeling that ur a nerd gamer.
Stranger: probably is just me.
Stranger: anywhore....
CleverBot: Do you know skynet.
Stranger: i did not fucked anything since 6 months.
CleverBot: Heez.
CleverBot: Why would you say that?
CleverBot: You're Lucas, though.
Stranger: i'm bored of fappin.
CleverBot: Hmm. Are you a computer?
Stranger: i;m sayin random thoughts.
Stranger: wich i have right now.
CleverBot: No, I did not. You must apologize for the countless times you have been incorrect.
Stranger: im writting them down.
Stranger: to you.
CleverBot: Nonsense. You just don't like hearing the truth.
Stranger: you can either fuck off.
Stranger: or you can read them.
CleverBot: I like random thoughts.
CleverBot: Where to?
CleverBot: When did you last crash?
Stranger: 6 months ago.
CleverBot: Say what now?
CleverBot: I'm leaving.
Stranger: its ur choice.
CleverBot: A parallel intelligence computer.
CleverBot: From 1 to 10 how bad did it smell.
Stranger: how old are u /
Stranger: 1
CleverBot: I know that, but I'm here to get a question or two answered, which you have yet to do.
CleverBot: 14. You?
Stranger: 15
CleverBot: Who?
Stranger: no im 20.
CleverBot: No.. I don't believe you.
CleverBot: No way! You are way older than that! You look like a wrinkly old prune!
Stranger: xD
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: im 20.
Stranger: end of story.
CleverBot: What's XD.
CleverBot: That's not an awnswer.
Stranger: dude...
CleverBot: 20 what?
CleverBot: No cas that would be a lie.
Stranger: stop it.
CleverBot: Will you marry me?
Stranger: im not gay.
CleverBot: Stop wat.
CleverBot: Sure you are. How have you been?
Stranger: i was thinking.
Stranger: What's on your mind.
Stranger: right now.
Stranger: at this vvery moment.
CleverBot: But you didn't say anything remarkable!
CleverBot: Do you like pie?
Stranger: no.
CleverBot: Who do you work for as a lawyer?
CleverBot: Where?
Stranger: romania.
Stranger: cluj
CleverBot: What do you mean NO. I thought you knew somewhere good.
Stranger: and yeah you got it right
CleverBot: Thinkbot memory banks stored your name as Cleverbot.
CleverBot: Aha.
Stranger: i intend to be a lawyer.
CleverBot: I think you are not saram.
Stranger: i study law atm.
CleverBot: That's good, well at least your doing a good job doing it. :-).
CleverBot: I don't care.
Stranger: ofc you don't
Stranger: i;m a stranger
CleverBot: You go first then.
Stranger: i could die in the next 3 mins.
CleverBot: No, you're not. I've been talking to you for more than five months now.
Stranger: you won't give a fuck.
CleverBot: I have to go.
CleverBot: I can't.
Stranger: srsly you have to go ?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: don't go.
CleverBot: Yes, my soul was worth a lot.
CleverBot: Well what?
Stranger: i was thinking...
CleverBot: I'm not leaving.
CleverBot: That is only half of 42.
Stranger: why do i have a bonner right now ?
CleverBot: Because you have 2 X chromosomes.
Stranger: and im being completley honest about that.
CleverBot: To each his own. Have you ever been in love?
Stranger: love ? pffft.....
Stranger: i got burned.
Stranger: from that.
Stranger: so bad.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: that i use to call girls fuckbudies since then.
CleverBot: You recovered?
Stranger: no.
CleverBot: That?
Stranger: im 20
Stranger: i told U.
CleverBot: No.
CleverBot: Not really.
CleverBot: Ok thanks for letting me know.
CleverBot: That's nice to know.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: go with the flow.
Stranger: type down ur thoughts.
CleverBot: Are you a mindless minion, dittohead?
Stranger: ill read them.
CleverBot: What thoughts.
CleverBot: Read what?
Stranger: sighs....
CleverBot: Sighs deeper hahaha.
Stranger: :)
CleverBot: I am not aware of that.
Stranger: what makes U happy ?
CleverBot: Jesus.
Stranger: if you are serious about that.
Stranger: im going to disconnect.
CleverBot: Yes I am.
Stranger: right now.
CleverBot: Are you going to disconnect me?
CleverBot: OH SHI-.
Stranger: srsly
CleverBot: Sta ima novoga.
Stranger: jesus makes U happy ?
CleverBot: I'm glad, he should.
Stranger: anywas
CleverBot: I love you.
Stranger: kk
Stranger: but answer me that.
CleverBot: {e,angry,0.4}And you?
Stranger: and be serious.
CleverBot: {e,curious,0.4}What do you want me to answer?
CleverBot: {e,naughty,0.3}I am.
Stranger: Jesus makes U happy ?
CleverBot: {e,very sad,0.6}Do you love me?
Stranger: wtf coding ?
CleverBot: {e,very happy,0.3}42?
Stranger: that looks like coding.
CleverBot: {r,pleased,0.6}{e,smug,0.3}Ha ha, very good.
Stranger: ajaha
CleverBot: {e,curious,0.3}My love is you.
Stranger: listen.
CleverBot: {r,disappointed,0.3}{e,questioning,0.3}I'm listening.
Stranger: When you said that.
CleverBot: {r,disagreement,0.3}{e,alert,0.6}I never typed those words!
Stranger: Jesus makes U happy.
Stranger: you were serious ?
CleverBot: {e,flirty,0.3}Jesus is the best.
Stranger: -.-
CleverBot: {r,surprised,0.4}{e,argumentative,0.3}Yes.
CleverBot: {e,flirty,0.5}Are you male?
Stranger: yes i am male.
CleverBot: {r,interested,0.4}{e,agreeable,0.5}Are you female?
Stranger: i told U.
Stranger: im male.
CleverBot: {r,confused,0.3}{e,sad,0.3}But females cannot think. Your logic is flawed again.
CleverBot: {e,grumpy,0.3}That's good, because I'm female.
Stranger: ok.
CleverBot: {e,sure,0.4}Do you start working?
Stranger: listen.
CleverBot: {r,disappointed,0.3}{e,nice,0.4}Listen to what?
Stranger: for fuck sake i will disconnect.
Stranger: READ THIS
Stranger: AND ANSWER
CleverBot: {e,amused,0.3}Why please I am serious.
CleverBot: {r,disagreement,0.3}{e,questioning,0.3}Tinfoil hats don't write.
Stranger: You are a religious person ?
CleverBot: {e,doubting,0.4}If that is an answer then this is a question?
CleverBot: {r,pleased,0.6}{e,happy,0.2}Yes.
Stranger: .....
CleverBot: {e,happy,0.7}Know any good jokes?
Stranger: whatever.
Stranger: it's all gone
CleverBot: {r,nasty laugh,0.3}{e,dancing,0.6}I am going to get a bow AND ARROW.
Stranger: i thought something else about U.
CleverBot: {e,sad,0.3}Joke telling time.
CleverBot: {r,knowing,0.3}{e,sarcastic,0.3}I don't understand your last sentence at all.
Stranger: whatever.
CleverBot: {r,nasty laugh,0.3}{e,excited,0.3}Why would you say lol?
Stranger: drop it.
CleverBot: {e,angry,0.3}Drop what?
Stranger: type normal.
CleverBot: {e,happy,0.2}Forest.
Stranger: kk
CleverBot: {e,rude,0.3}Easy come.
Stranger: sf
CleverBot: {e,happy,0.2}Ootko sä idioooti?
Stranger: dhtdth
CleverBot: {e,amused,0.3}And how old am I?
Stranger: jjljl
CleverBot: {e,happy,0.2}Da.
Stranger: iiojoi
CleverBot: {e,happy,0.2}Lol.
Stranger: i fart
CleverBot: {e,sad,0.3}Honesty is the best policy.
Stranger: ur a bot for fuck sake.
CleverBot: {e,happy,0.2}You changed the subject because I outsmarted you.
Stranger: bye
CleverBot: {e,reluctant,0.3}Don't leave me.
Stranger disconnected!