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A Revolutionary Tool
7th September 2011, 21:59
Two weekends these last few weeks I've stayed at my uncles house who lives in a pretty nice neighborhood compared to other parts of the city. Both weekends stuff has gone down in the neighborhood which is really strange because crime rarely ever happens there.

The first weekend I was high and a little drunk and me and group of about 15 other youths decided to go out at 1 in the morning and do random hooligan shit you know. Then a bunch of cops just started driving down the street and everybody ran for it, we thought people called the cops on us and that was why there were like 6 cop cars going up and down our street for the rest of the night. Turns out right at the corner of the street there was a fight which ended in someone's death, how we missed that, I don't even know.

This weekend we go for Labor Day celebrations and decided to just go walking at 1 in the morning again and we met some people, we had no idea who they were, but we just stopped and talked in the middle of the street for a while. While our groups were talking we hear pops going off and I say "Lol someone's getting shot up". We get back home and my cousin has a text from his friend that his house(Which was just around the corner) just got hit by a drive-by.

Coincidence or do I have these weird powers to cause bad things to happen whenever I walk the streets at night around rich people?

Susurrus
7th September 2011, 23:47
did you at anytime randomly wake up with blood on your hands?

A Revolutionary Tool
8th September 2011, 00:03
Yes actually and a dead rich person in my trunk, thought that was a little weird too.

The Douche
8th September 2011, 01:54
You might be a werewolf...just sayin...

A Revolutionary Tool
8th September 2011, 07:16
Team Jacob ftw!

The Douche
8th September 2011, 08:25
Team Jacob ftw!

Die a slow death.

eyeheartlenin
8th September 2011, 08:37
Team Jacob rules! Taylor Lautner is way kewler than the other one (Pattinson?), but I wonder if Taylor Swift realizes that she is getting involved with an actual werewolf. Probably not! :) They make a wicked attractive couple; they could do ads for fancy clothes -- the kids are going to be devastatingly handsome!

The Douche
8th September 2011, 08:50
Not sure if trolling or in need of brutal face destruction...

Rusty Shackleford
12th September 2011, 10:16
at a picket, cops passed by the area a few times.

near the end of the picket a squad car pulls up to the demo and talks to the union reps. rumors about whats going on.

i made the joke "i did it"



turns out someone was raped a block away :crying:


felt terrible. went to my car and passed 2 or 3 CSI vans too.


yeah im not making that joke again. even if it was whispered to my friend.

Johnny Kerosene
15th September 2011, 20:12
at a picket, cops passed by the area a few times.

near the end of the picket a squad car pulls up to the demo and talks to the union reps. rumors about whats going on.

i made the joke "i did it"



turns out someone was raped a block away :crying:


felt terrible. went to my car and passed 2 or 3 CSI vans too.


yeah im not making that joke again. even if it was whispered to my friend.

That kind of story my friend told me, where he was talking to some of his other friends at school, and it was almost Father's day, and the topic of a pen and a tie being the standard gift came up, about which my friend said "What's he supposed to do? Hang himself with the tie because he got a pen as a gift?." Moments later he found out one of the girls he was talking to's father had hung himself.

Rusty Shackleford
15th September 2011, 20:15
That kind of story my friend told me, where he was talking to some of his other friends at school, and it was almost Father's day, and the topic of a pen and a tie being the standard gift came up, about which my friend said "What's he supposed to do? Hang himself with the tie because he got a pen as a gift?." Moments later he found out one of the girls he was talking to's father had hung himself.


That shit is always a bummer man.

Pirate Utopian
15th September 2011, 20:27
I'm with cmoney, team Edward pwns all!

Tablo
16th September 2011, 01:16
Team Jacob. Have you seen his bod?

Pirate Utopian
16th September 2011, 01:18
Have you seen his uglyass face?

A Revolutionary Tool
16th September 2011, 01:21
Have you seen Edwards? Jacob looks more like Justin Beiber IMO.

Magón
16th September 2011, 01:31
I'm Team Cronos (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104029/).

Fuck you Team Jacob and Edwards.