Hurricane preparedness thread

[Blackscare]

List your kits and shit





Mine-

Rations: almost a full 16 pack of rice crispies, cheese crackers, beef jerky for protein, 5 packs of maverick 100's (I usually smoke shorts but it's better to get more for your money in an emergency situation)

Water: three bottles of aquifina in case the bong spills

Drinks: 24 pack of cherry capri sun for nutrients, bottle of dark rum without a label so I'm not sure what it is

medicine: speed, xanax (for storm-induced stress), and marijuana (in case I get whooping cough or something from the flooding and I get nauseous), amt and some other RC's I forgot about, not sure what they are but I'll find out.

emergency tools: flashlight, generator, bong with grip tape (for high-wind conditions), 5 guns of various configuration and caliber


Got my wii and minifridge plugged in to the generator.



Come at me bro.

[Agent Equality]

West coaster here just trolling it up in this uber hot, dry, hurrican-free, weather :D:laugh::D:laugh:

[Rusty Shackleford]

Waht does james bond do in an earthquake scenario?


puts his martini mixers on the floor.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Waht does james bond do in an earthquake scenario?


puts his martini mixers on the floor.
i chuckled

[Stand Your Ground]

My kit: whatevers in the house.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

This is what I was working with:

-20 lunchables.
-10 grams of cannabis.
-4 ounces of tobacco.
-4 lbs. of lamb.
-1 lb. of beef.
-6 Deja Blue bottles.
-5 packs of King Oscar's kippers.
-Not to much ammo.
-8 litres of Nikolai vodka.

As for those on the opposite coast, I just went through an earthquake, 2 tornadoes and a hurricane; the weather has been slightly shitty. Admittedly we might have over done it with the booze and lunchables though.

[Ele'ill]

Alright, this is almost the same as my dinosaur apocalypse survival kit.


500 mason jars of hummus, beer.