Something small that annoys the living shit out of you for no good reason

[Lobotomy]

I hate it when people get napkins and soak the grease off of their pizza. It's pizza god damn it, it's supposed to be greasy. if you don't like it you should have gotten something else.

I also hate it when people on the internet put question marks in inappropriate places so as to add an inflection. Example: "You might want to ask a tutor to proofread your essay. As a side note? Read more literature to gain a broader vocabulary."

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I hate when I look at my microwave to see what time it is and it says "End" because someone's lazy ass didn't have the time to press the "clear" button when their food got done cooking. Now I have to get up and press clear or else it's going to bug me until it shows the actual time.

I hate when my sister's socks are just sitting in the living room. Like really, you couldn't have taken them off when you were in your room taking off your shoes?

I could go on all day with this stuff.

[Luc]

I hate high heels

That noise is so annoying:cursing: but I say nothing because that'd be rude.

That pizza thing is f'd up

edit: though I did that to my fried eggs once because I used waaay to much olive oil, it still tasted horrible xD

[Ballyfornia]

If some leaves a door open when i'm sitting down. That annoys the fuck out of me, no matter what i'm doing i have to get up and close it.

[Nox]

I hate it beyond belief when people make up bullshit 'facts' to support religion

[Kamos]

I hate high heels

One man's annoyance is another man's fetish.;)

For me, it's creaking doors. I hate it when someone opens a door behind me and it gives out a ghastly sound that makes me jump. Ballyfornia's complaint also applies to me as well.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

If some leaves a door open when i'm sitting down. That annoys the fuck out of me, no matter what i'm doing i have to get up and close it.
This! It annoys me so much when I'm in my room and someone either enters or exits my room while leaving the door open.

Another little thing that annoys me is when people make the same stupid joke about my last name. I have a funny last name I guess and every time I meet someone and they hear my last name they say the exact same thing. It was funny the first time, now I just shake my head and tell them how original that was. Fuck that is annoying.

[Nox]

I find it fucking annoying when people watch what I'm doing on the computer.

[Rooster]

Finding your flatmate's "wank sock" behind the sofa.

[Lobotomy]

Finding your flatmate's "wank sock" behind the sofa.

This made me say "oh NO" out loud.

[praxis1966]

The door thing bugs me as well. I usually say, "Hey, I closed that thing for a reason goddammit."

Wet socks. There's nothing worse in the world. Of course, I could be blamed for not just going barefoot around the house, but fuck you if you drop an ice cube on the kitchen floor and leave to melt instead of throwing it in the damned sink. How hard is that?

While we're on ice cubes, it drives me crazy when people on leave only one in the tray and stick it back in the freezer. What the hell am I supposed to do with that?

I've moved halfway across the country now, but my sister and her boyfriend used to live with me back in FL. His favorite thing to do was to walk in the house from wherever, plop his ass down in the recliner, and then proceed to demand I turn the volume down on the television.

When my partner throws used cue tips or snot rags in the general direction of the nearest trash can without a second thought. Did I mention her aim is really bad?


Finding your flatmate's "wank sock" behind the sofa.

I think I'd be more irritated that he just didn't do his business in his bedroom or the shower or something... But that is pretty gross. lol

[a rebel]

Wow, it's almost scary how all these things piss me off too, but I'll leave you with a nice list.

- when people don't close the door to the bathroom when they're using it
- when people have a bowl of cereal and don't drink the milk, it's a waste and it sits in the sink and gets chunky and i have to clean it
- when people for no apparent reason move the shampoo and soap out of the shower
- and probably the worst thing for me personally, when people eat pizza with a fork. I can't fucking stand it
- and finally when people leave the TV and lights on when they leave the house

[Luc]

Wow, it's almost scary how all these things piss me off too, but I'll leave you with a nice list.

- when people don't close the door to the bathroom when they're using it
- when people have a bowl of cereal and don't drink the milk, it's a waste and it sits in the sink and gets chunky and i have to clean it
- when people for no apparent reason move the shampoo and soap out of the shower
- and probably the worst thing for me personally, when people eat pizza with a fork. I can't fucking stand it
- and finally when people leave the TV and lights on when they leave the house

Like that damn bourgeois Donald Trump?:lol:

Your not alone, Jon Stewart did A great bit on it

but I can't link since your in America (I assume by location) and I can't access the american comedynetwork site:(

[praxis1966]

- when people have a bowl of cereal and don't drink the milk, it's a waste and it sits in the sink and gets chunky and i have to clean it

Cereal in general bothers me. Like when people do drink the milk, they always seem to leave a few pieces of cereal in the bowl to dry and harden to the point where you either have to soak the thing for a half an hour or use a hammer and chisel to get it off the bowl. If you need the fiber that badly, eat a fucking muffin fer chrissakes.

[a rebel]

Like that damn bourgeois Donald Trump?:lol:

Your not alone, Jon Stewart did A great bit on it

but I can't link since your in America (I assume by location) and I can't access the american comedynetwork site:(

I saw that bit you were talking about, I was on the floor laughing.

[Aloysius]

I hate it when people make terrible puns using my first name. And when people use the wrong "too/two/to." And when people barge into my room at 11pm and ask for something trivial, like where my copy of "The Catcher in The Rye" is.

[Dumb]

Misplaced apostrophes.

[The Intransigent Faction]

And when people barge into my room at 11pm and ask for something trivial, like where my copy of "The Catcher in The Rye" is.

Goddam phonies..

Anyway, ever see the Simpsons scene where Homer and Ned are sitting in church in silent prayer and Homer's breathing loudly through his nose until Ned shouts "Stop it! Breathe through your damn mouth!"? Yeah. I feel like Ned in that situation all the time. Especially when I'm writing an exam.

[Aurora]

People who leave the milk out on the table, put it back in the fridge you wanker. Or people who put empty packages back in the fridge, the fuck am i meant to do with that?

[Dumb]

Oh! It also annoys the hell out of me when people tell me about stuff going on in San Francisco or Los Angeles, as if either one is just a short bus ride away from Sacramento.

Two hours between Sac and SF, dude...

[F9]

closed door mainly, i "fight" with people all the time about that, especially my bedrooms door, things dont go well for the one leave it open:D

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I hate, hate hate the sound of tumbling crockery, it's one of the most rage-inducing noises ever if it comes as a surprise (and is fairly loud).

[Ostrinski]

Anti-intellectuals who think it's cool not to read/to act dumb. God I can't fucking stand that.

[Rss]

I fucking despise my trypophobia. It's stupid and obscure fear, but certain types of holes freak me out and make me hyperventilate. If someone would poke a lotus seed pod or crumpets on my face, I'd probably lose my remaining sanity.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I fucking despise my trypophobia. It's stupid and obscure fear, but certain types of holes freak me out and make me hyperventilate. If someone would poke a lotus seed pod or crumpets on my face, I'd probably lose my remaining sanity.

If Google has it right, then the worst kinds of holes are small, slightly irregular and tightly clustered in bunches, right?

[Lobotomy]

Those lotus seed pods are pretty fucking gross for some reason.
Edit: Crumpets are delicious though.

[Zav]

I happen to LOATHE the act of opening my door and not closing it again, It annoys me to a great degree when my family 'forgets' that I'm vegan, and it also annoys me when people tell me I should cut my hair (almost mid-back), but nothing in the universe bothers me more than people who leave the light on when they leave a room. If you aren't using it, then turn the fucking thing off.

[Aspiring Humanist]

The United States federal government

Also people who are buying $500 worth of groceries, want paper and plastic, don't help me bag their groceries then complain when I call my supervisor over for something
sounds petty i know but its enraging when theres a line 6 people deep

[coda]

I'm sure the door thing is an OCD pattern. it is..

I loathe--- really loathe.. when someone uses a couple hundred or thousand words to say something really very simple, turning it into a 45 minute melodramatic spoken word slam. I hate when I have to say... "and"..... "and"... "what's your point"? When all they had to say was.. "I was late for work" or "I lost my keys"... Nope instead a I get a blow by blow.. minute by minute account of everything that happened, everyone they saw.... up to the moment of truth... which is never that interesting...

[Ose]

Bad grammar in general. Mispronunciations by TV newsreaders, especially the words vulnerable, controversy and February. People and media who seem to think that everything that goes on in London is so much more important than anything that happens in any other part of the country. Drunk people when I'm at work.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people get bored and crumple their empty cans or plastic bottles continually.

[Blackscare]

The sound of someone chewing and smacking their lips.

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

There is something small that annoys the living shit out of me...

The left.

But there are many good reasons for that.

[Magón]

People who digress into unneeded detail or whatever, when trying to tell me something that could take them just 3 seconds and I'd completely understand the situation.

[Le Socialiste]

I can agree with some of the posts here - some others:

1) Getting drunk dialed after finally falling asleep.

2) People not washing their dirty dishes when they're finished using them. Seriously, you're at the sink - why not take the time to wash them while you're standing right there?

3) People who don't knock on doors before entering, especially when they know someone's inside the room.

4) Flies. 'Nuff said.

5) Having to listen to religious rightwingers rant about the moral bankruptcy of America and the rest of the world (I'm a church custodian).

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When a girlfriend thinks she can just grab my phone and go through it. Or when people are doing something while they ask if they could do it. Example: "Can I have some of that food" *they're already picking the food up off of my plate*

[Agent Equality]

I used to think this was just because I was being clingy and jealous, but now that i think about it this actually kind of annoys the shit out of me. The girl i was talking about in my thread(for those who read it) continually puts some fuck named skyler as married to him on facebook. I'm like seriously? wtf?

Just yesterday she wrote as her status that she hung out with him yesterday and it was all fun and dandy and then the next day(today) wrote an emo status like "idk what just happened ;( </3" cause apparently he got mad at her. At this point i was just thinking wow thats fucking shady. She told me "oh well he really likes me! ;(" im all "THATS FUCKING COOL AND YOU THINK I DONT?" and i wanted to just go off on her but i relaxed and eventually cheered her up and made her happy again and confess her feelings for me and pretty much things made all good again. Then a couple of hours after that she posted this totally awesome status: "
so theres this guy and he makes me smile
no matter how bad i feel
he knows just what to say to make my day
& hes the one person i hate going a day without talking to♥(':

I was just all like fuck yeah im awesome lol. Then all these guys commented on it saying how it was them and then that skyler fuck commented and told them all "sike guys its me!" and then he started arguing with this guy and said "ask (girl) she will tell you its me i bet you 10 dollars".

it took ALL MY SELF CONTROL not to just type on there in reply to him "i'll bet you 20 it isnt you ;)" and if he had asked " how do you know?" I'd tell him straight up "Because you're the one who made her feel like shit in the first place!" Cause none of these idiots knew who she was really talking about, but i sure as hell knew. I probably shoulda done it anyway :P

Idk if thats little but it annoys the hell outta me

[Agent Ducky]

Bad grammar/spelling. Like Dumb said, misplaced apostrophes... Comma splices... all of it O_O

[Agent Ducky]

so theres this guy and he makes me smile
no matter how bad i feel
he knows just what to say to make my day
& hes the one person i hate going a day without talking to♥(':


People who post statuses like this. Not only is it vague, but it's supposed to be all cute. >_< And people who "like" a bunch of annoying stuff that in similar fashion is supposed to be all cute and romantic like "talking to the same person for hours and not getting bored is true love <3" or some shit... but it's really just spam which I could think of at least 20 cynical comebacks to.

I'm a terrible person, yes.

[Rss]

If Google has it right, then the worst kinds of holes are small, slightly irregular and tightly clustered in bunches, right?

Yes, yes. Seeing those things in unexpected places make me feel ill and recoil from them. They are thankfully rare, but not rare enough. I was once tied down and forced to watch lotus seed pods, backs of certain toad species and close-up pictures of certain type of dough. Bastards held my eyes open and head towards the monitor, so there was no escape. I shivered uncontrollably and almost started to cry. Never seen myself beg that hard.

[piet11111]

- people wearing shoes that clack loudly while they walk
- people that feel they can complain to me about stuff that is not my job and demanding i take care of it even after explaining its not my fucking job (dead trees that needed to be removed while that is something the municipality does themselves while i and my colleagues only take care of public lawns and hedges)
- people leaving the lights on after they leave (and saying those are energy efficient lamps so it doesn't matter if they are on)
- mosquito's that buss by my ear at night and when i turn on the light to hunt them they are gone
- people looking at me when i am working
- people negatively commenting on my work while i am not yet done (i always tell them to comment after i am finished the clue obviously being that i will be gone once i am done)
-colleagues that complain that i am not working fast enough while they sit on their ass on those sitting lawnmowers while i have to wack a brushcutter through reeds and grass that is up to my knees and the protective shield near the cutting wire clogs up with all those reeds/grass
- hitting dogshit with a brushcutter
- using a brushcutter then having people walking by my side close enough where i could actually hit them with it had i turned the brushcutter to their side
- people with a nasal voice and a woody woodpecker laugh

[manic expression]

I can't stand it when people order spicy food and then complain that it's spicy.

I hate it when people make big deals out of nothing...like as soon as anything happens that's not exactly what they want, they have to fcking complain about it endlessly and act like they're an innocent victim of injustice.

I absolutely loathe people who are blatantly, needlessly rude and don't care about the consequences of their actions that other people have to deal with (college kids have made this into an artform).

[bricolage]

I find it disgusting when people 'drink' the end of crisp packets.

[Nox]

People who post song lyrics as statuses on facebook... wankers

I was going to say my boyfriend's willie :o

[StoneFrog]

-People who get upset about grammar and spelling. Some of us are just not good at writing, as well as not trying to be pretentious pricks.

That is all.

[Tim Cornelis]

The sound of someone chewing and smacking their lips.

Yeah me too. But only from other family members. You may have misophonia. I can't stand it when they eat chips, or other crunshy things. Keep moving their legs, cutting their nails with sounds, brushing their teeth, etc.

EDIT: also known as selective sound sensitivity syndrome, (SSSS) I think.

[thesadmafioso]

Any volume indicator which is left on an odd number.

I cannot fucking stand it when people think it is OK to leave a radio's volume at some crazy number like 11 or 13, it's simply nonsense. I mean, just turn it to something divisible by 2 and all will be well.

Also, Pizza is disgusting without the grease sopped off of it. People who yell at me for doing this.

[La Comédie Noire]

people who chew gum like assholes.

[Rss]

I get riled up when some IDIOTS butter wrong side of their crisp bread. You are supposed to smear margarine or butter on the side with holes, not flat side.

Couple years back most soft drink bottles were made of stiffer plastic than what they are today. The sound they made when someone dropped it on hard floor...

Crumpets, for reasons previously stated

People who keep shoving soccer down my throat. Dude, please. I don't care.

Hydraulic liquid condensation which forms irregular holes. Fuck my life.

[Agent Equality]

People who get annoyed at absolutely anything and everything and each other annoy me :rolleyes: (uselessness of this thread)

[Rss]

People who get annoyed at absolutely anything and everything and each other annoy me :rolleyes: (uselessness of this thread)

inb4 stop whining about people whining.

[thesadmafioso]

inb4 stop whining about people whining.

People who predict witty retorts before they can be made and in doing so depriving them of their hilarity.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When you're debating someone about something and the only thing they can come at you with is "read this book". I don't want to read this book about creationism, I already know it's false m'kay.

[RedAnarchist]

When you're debating someone about something and the only thing they can come at you with is "read this book". I don't want to read this book about creationism, I already know it's false m'kay.

Read more Lenin.

[Dumb]

-People who get upset about grammar and spelling. Some of us are just not good at writing, as well as not trying to be pretentious pricks.

That is all.

Same here - ironic, I know, given the hatred of misplaced apostrophes. Grammar and spelling issues have always been with us, I figure, and no use getting all bent out of shape about it. What bugs me, though, is that it seemed as if everybody understood apostrophes...and then just spontaneously forgot about 4 or 5 years ago. I've often wondered if it's all some conspiracy.

[Quail]

Apostrophes annoy me too when they're misplaced.
I hate people who put empty containers back in the fridge, although I think that's a pretty sensible thing to find annoying.

[black magick hustla]

really girly girls
really dudedly dudes
people posting online their rage because some dude killed puppies/dumb cute animal or whatever
nice guys tm whining that they dont get laid because girls like jerks

[o well this is ok I guess]

People who predict witty retorts before they can be made and in doing so depriving them of their hilarity. I don't see what's the point of doing "inb4", rather than just making the comment itself.

[Pretty Flaco]

biking in the road (in an area without sidewalks) or driving and having a bicyclist in front of me in the road

[JustMovement]

spiders in my bed. theyre small, but they are annoying

[Mark V.]

I hate the feel of dry paper towels.

[Aspiring Humanist]

Yes, yes. Seeing those things in unexpected places make me feel ill and recoil from them. They are thankfully rare, but not rare enough. I was once tied down and forced to watch lotus seed pods, backs of certain toad species and close-up pictures of certain type of dough. Bastards held my eyes open and head towards the monitor, so there was no escape. I shivered uncontrollably and almost started to cry. Never seen myself beg that hard.

That's ridiculously fucked up

[Agent Ducky]

I hate the feel of paper on my skin. Glossy paper is okay, but normal paper is like O_O.

[Le Socialiste]

When people put in a movie only to leave halfway through. What was the point? If one is bored, that's fine. But when someone says they really want to watch this movie, only to get up and leave a short while later...:cursing:

[Rss]

That's ridiculously fucked up

Look, it's not like I asked to get tied up, alright? It's hard to remain rational when you can't move and only thing you feel is cold, hard dread. I hope that nobody has to deal with stupid phobia like this, never mind assholes taking sick advantage of it.

I hate the feel of dry book paper on my skin when my fingers are wet and pruny.

Peach-flavored viili. Everything else is game.

Yoghurt and pudding packages with foil lid. They always fucking break.

[Il Medico]

When a garbage bag's opening is stuck together and you can't get it open.

When people leave garbage cans in front of paper tubes I'm supposed to deliver and then complain that I didn't put it in the tube.

People who eat pizza with a fork.

People who up cut up spaghetti.

People who leave my door open.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

When my roommate leaves all the electricity on when he doesn't use it. We're poor as fuck, and he'll just have everything blasting, leave lights on during the night, and other stuff.

The word "anarchy" I refuse to use it, I always say anarchism, socialism, or communism. Even when talking specifically about anarchism, I will never call it "anarchy" I despise that word.

Hand-holding in modern video games. There's a reason why I play a lot of older games. I like to figure my games out on my own, or be given small hints, not be spoon-fed the entire game. A good comparison is Goldeneye on the N64 and Goldeneye on the Wii.

[ColonelCossack]

when people sign their posts like letters...

[Rss]

when people sign their posts like letters...

This oh so much. We can see your avatar and name above your post, there is no need to be pretentious doofus and sign them like letters.

[Zealot]

That last piece of pizza/last biscuit/last whatever that no one eats because they want to be kind yet every single one of them wants to eat it. Then it just sits to rot on the table

[Quail]

I hate drivers who drive right up my arse. Makes me want to slam on the brakes and laugh as their car gets smashed up.

I have a phobia of mould, so I'm not big on people leaving dishes to go mouldy (although sometimes I have to get other people to take mouldy stuff out of my kitchen because I can't bear to touch it).

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

Wet socks, (water) before I go to either football or hockey.
People who think they know everything(like me)
Getting up in the morning
Lastly styrofoam rubbing.

[praxis1966]

I hate drivers who drive right up my arse. Makes me want to slam on the brakes and laugh as their car gets smashed up.

I actually did that once... The guy didn't hit me, but he stomped on his brakes so hard that the SUV he was driving started to fishtail and white smoke went everywhere. It was indeed hilarious.

[Lobotomy]

People who are always at the gym but never actually work out too much. They just walk around talking to people.

[Apoi_Viitor]

When people rub their bare feet against a carpet. For me, that sound is just as unbearable as some one running their fingernails down a chalkboard.

[Dumb]

Look, it's not like I asked to get tied up, alright? It's hard to remain rational when you can't move and only thing you feel is cold, hard dread. I hope that nobody has to deal with stupid phobia like this, never mind assholes taking sick advantage of it.

It sounded to me like Aspiring Humanist was saying it's fucked up that somebody would do that to you.

[RedAnarchist]

spiders in my bed. theyre small, but they are annoying

How did they get in there? I've thankfully never seen a spider in my bed, although there have been ones in my bedroom and there was this one time that I was at my computer and a spider was crawling on me. I quickly jumped up and moved around quickly, hoping to get it off of me. I don't mind spiders as long as they keep away from me and out of my bedroom (although at night I sometimes develop a temporary phobia of spiders and snakes).

[A Revolutionary Tool]

That last piece of pizza/last biscuit/last whatever that no one eats because they want to be kind yet every single one of them wants to eat it. Then it just sits to rot on the table

I hate this so much. But what I hate more is being the guy who eats/drinks the last of what it is, especially at other people's house. I'll eat the rest of something and then other people will go looking for it then I'll tell them I finished it off. Now all of a sudden they say "You ate ALL of it wow!" No, I ate the crumbs at the bottom, back off you know.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Being deathly afraid of bees. I'm that guy that overacts by yelling and running when a bee is near. Both my grandma and dad are very allergic to bees and I don't want to find out I'm deathly allergic to bees, especially if I'm hanging out with friends. But my friends find it funny when "Mr. Tough Guy" starts running and yelling when a bee is near and it really doesn't help out with the ladies.

[Rss]

It sounded to me like Aspiring Humanist was saying it's fucked up that somebody would do that to you.

Oh, nads. You are right, I read his post too hastily. My apologies, this shit gets on me nerves sometimes. :(

People who cannot stop obsessing about small details like nuts and bolts mixed up on the floor when there are bigger things to worry about like a truck which has crashed through the door and is leaking hydraulics.

People who cannot pay attention to small, but important details like fixing up those hydraulics tubes to avoid a goddamn fire.

Unskippable intro videos in video games

[Pioneers_Violin]

I'd say "people that drive way too close to the back of my car" but that's not a little thing.

It's a great big crash waiting to happen and I'm sick of dealing with the idiot's deadbeat cappie "Insurance" company, going to court to make sure their traffic ticket sticks so I can get paid for damages, having to PAY out of my own pocket more than what the deadbeat, criminal fraud of an "Insurance" (Extortion?) company will pay for those damages so I can fix or replace my car and having 20+ months of constant neck pain from getting hit in the back 3 times so far.

I also get perpetually peeved at being defrauded by a multi-billion dollar company at work every single day, but that's not exactly little either. :cursing:

So I guess the little things don't bother me much.

Based on the posts so far I'm probably kinda annoying though.:lol:

I shall eat a Pizza with a fork (except for the last piece) whenever I please,
P.V.

PS.> Just Kidding! I hardly ever use a fork.

[CommieTroll]

One thing that I detest to my core is poor grammar and seeing spelling errors when I'm on RevLeft or Facebook, a genuine spelling mistake is ok because we all make them but when I see someone using ''text language'' or whatever it's called on Facebook I nearly go mad. Another thing is when people unknowingly say ''like'' when they speak.
No milk or butter left in the fridge :laugh:
My internet connection going down (that one leaves me devastated)
Stingy people always begging cigarettes off me :L

[socialistjustin]

When people blow their noses at the table and then go straight back to eating. That is so freaking gross.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I hate the feel of paper on my skin. Glossy paper is okay, but normal paper is like O_O.

I'm like this if the skin on my hands is really dry. But thankfully that's not common for me.

[Nox]

I absolutely hate getting my hands wet, I freak out and feel extremely awkward when I'm doing the washing up or having a bath.

[Rss]

I eat bigger pizzas with scissors, which is extremely hand and totally boss.

People who use half-empty beer bottles as ashtrays. Stop ruining perfectly good beer, you dolts.

[W1N5T0N]

people chewing with open mouth, and talking at the same time. the 2012 hype. Geert Wilders. and the Worst: LOSING MY PLECTRUM!!!

[thefinalmarch]

when people sign their posts like letters...
I agree with that sentiment.

THEFINALMARCH







(nah Red Dave's a pretty cool guy)

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Ants, especially ones that fly.

[Quail]

People who use half-empty beer bottles as ashtrays. Stop ruining perfectly good beer, you dolts.
I guess when people are drunk they don't notice, but yeah that is damn annoying.

Another thing is when people unknowingly say ''like'' when they speak.
Guilty. :blushing: I do it more when I'm nervous. I don't really do it that often anymore.

Unskippable intro videos in video games
YES and also unskippable cutscenes that the game makes you watch again if you don't defeat the boss first time. I might just lack patience.

Being deathly afraid of bees.
I'm the same with wasps. They scare me to the point of making me completely break down and hyperventilate. It's insane and embarrassing. I know that logically the worst that could happen is I get stung, which would hurt but not kill me (a couple of stings to the head and underarm is what triggered the phobia in the first place), but all logic goes out of the window when there is a wasp in the vicinity.

[Rss]

I'm the same with wasps. They scare me to the point of making me completely break down and hyperventilate. It's insane and embarrassing. I know that logically the worst that could happen is I get stung, which would hurt but not kill me (a couple of stings to the head and underarm is what triggered the phobia in the first place), but all logic goes out of the window when there is a wasp in the vicinity.

At least there is a legit reason for your phobia, wasp/bee stings hurt like hell, especially if there is allergy involved. :) I collapse completely in to a crying pile of misery over seed pods and wrong kind of dough.





Stupid slippery nylon shoe laces. Do they have to manufacture these goddamn things? They always become untied at most inconvinient time possible.

Pay toilets. These things are fucking hellspawned bane to my existence. They always have different fares and I don't always fucking have fifty fucking cents to pay for taking a leak. Maintenance fee is bullshit excuse. Most of the time some drunken asshole has taken a dump on the floor or some absent addict has forgotten his syringes all over the place. Fucking fees, if I gotta go, I gotta go!

Shitty impossible-to-open-by-hands electronic packages. Do we really need this much fucking hard plastic to wrap that computer mouse in? NO! I don't want to fetcha goddamn scissors and chainsaw to open a simple package.

People who hoard and hoard stuff like pack rats. Do you really need to collect all that crap and then complain about it when I'm helping you moving your stuff? You haven't used those damn clothes in ages! Give them to UNICEF or something. Now, I understand that you want to save those action figures from your childhood but you don't need two fucking couches if you have room for ONE.

Stupid dumbass overly elaborate DVD/Video game boxes. We don't need to solve a fucking puzzle just to get the DVD out. Fancy covers are fine, but I don't need cardboard matryoshka DVD boxes.

Greasy fingerprints on computer mouses, video game controllers or TV remotes.

Hurry up and wait-mentality in the army. I know that it is necessary to move big masses of troops, but fuck me if it isn't annoying.

Digital TV broadcasting technology. It has been several fucking years since it's introduction and still broadcasting companies succeed to fuck it up. Sometimes it's impossible to watch TV news when it is raining, sometimes I miss the feature film because crappy digital receiver chokes up because broadcasters are too lazy/shitheaded to build efficient coverage.

Big department stores. Sometimes I have to buy stuff from these places and god do I hate it. They always have klicks upon klicks of aisles and shit you need is difficult to find without help. Long cashier lines piss me off too. Do those assholes have to overwork cashiers? There are like billion cash desks free, why don't you hire more people? Can't you see that trainees can't keep up with the speed?

Free Metro magazines in subways, buses and commuter trains. I mean, it's nice to read something when commuting but why there has to be so many fucking ads? I don't care about new Garnier hairspray, I want to read new Calvin and Hobbes! Goddammit.

Bloody expensive public transport fees. Four euros for one way trip? Not likely man, not likely.

Phone calls about trivial things. Dude, I'm having my 45 minutes of cartoons, I don't know about Acer Model 04395305-series keyboard spare parts. Check the internet.

[The Dark Side of the Moon]

I'm the same with wasps. They scare me to the point of making me completely break down and hyperventilate. It's insane and embarrassing. I know that logically the worst that could happen is I get stung, which would hurt but not kill me (a couple of stings to the head and underarm is what triggered the phobia in the first place), but all logic goes out of the window when there is a wasp in the vicinity.
That happens to me also, but I got stung by a nest only on the head, I counted 20 stings

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I hate when people stare at me or my food while I eat.

[The Man]

I hate it when people open ziploc bags with chicken or spaghetti in it.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

When my roommate leaves all the electricity on when he doesn't use it. We're poor as fuck, and he'll just have everything blasting, leave lights on during the night, and other stuff.

The word "anarchy" I refuse to use it, I always say anarchism, socialism, or communism. Even when talking specifically about anarchism, I will never call it "anarchy" I despise that word.

Hand-holding in modern video games. There's a reason why I play a lot of older games. I like to figure my games out on my own, or be given small hints, not be spoon-fed the entire game. A good comparison is Goldeneye on the N64 and Goldeneye on the Wii.
Also forgot to add:
People who chew their gum obnoxiously. GTFO.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

My penis.

[Meridian]

What annoys me is when people get annoyed by stupid shit that's none of their business.

For example, wiping the grease off a pizza. If you like delicious pizza but don't want that greasy fat shit you wipe that off. I've never done it but it's not a bad idea.

[maskerade]

People who walk slowly on sidewalks and place themselves in such a way which makes it impossible to pass. And it only ever happens if you're in a hurry.

And touching my eyes. I fucking hate seeing people touch their eyes, and I hate touching my own eyes. I can't actually do it. It sketches me out so much.

[Decolonize The Left]

A couple issues:

1) To whoever doesn't like bicyclists in the road when there's no sidewalk. Fuck you. There's no sidewalk - where are we supposed to bike? A bicycle is often a mode of transportation, not just some dorky thing white people do in skimpy outfits and bright colors. We need to bike to get from point A to point B, and the sidewalk (if it's even there) is for pedestrians. So there.
Now this isn't to say that there aren't douchey cyclists, there are. There are those cyclists who don't understand 'share the road.' Fuck them too.

2) To whoever doesn't like being tailgated by another car: pull over.
I tailgate people all the time. Why? Because there's two lanes, one of which we're in and the other has cars going the other way, and I'm going to drive faster than you. So pull over. I'm not upset, I just gotta go. But you get upset when I tail you when you could... that's right... pull over and let me pass. I pull over when people tail me, I don't see the problem.
Is it dangerous? Yes it is. But lot's of things are dangerous and I don't see anyone complaining about nuclear power plants or mullets in this thread.

Now, things which piss me off:
- Whiny people. If you have a problem, say it. Don't whine. If you want something tell me. Don't whine. Nothing will make me hate you more than honestly whining to get something.
- Musicals. Honestly, there are no words to describe this crap.
- People who don't pull over when someone tails them.
- People who don't let bicycles share the road.
- This:
Shitty impossible-to-open-by-hands electronic packages. I've cut my hand on that plastic before.
- People who tell me how to end my posts.

Yeah.

- August

[Obs]

Discovering a great new band, only to then discover that it has an unbearable fucking fanbase. Tool comes to mind.

[praxis1966]

Discovering a great new band, only to then discover that it has an unbearable fucking fanbase. Tool comes to mind.

Same thing happened to me with Radiohead. I actually did like them at one point, some 15 odd years ago, but then a bunch of pretentious know-it-alls took over as their cheering squad.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Same thing happened to me with Radiohead. I actually did like them at one point, some 15 odd years ago, but then a bunch of pretentious know-it-alls took over as their cheering squad.
From what I've heard Thom Yorke isn't very friendly himself.
I still like some of their music though, and I still think "Creep" is a great song. I don't know why other people hate me when I say that but some do.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

The fact that my grandma still refers to black people as "colored".

[RED DAVE]

Toilet paper rolled the wrong way. The only true revolutionary bolshevik way is for the paper to issue forth from the back of the roll. For it to issue from the front is reformist and menshevik.

RED DAVE

[praxis1966]

From what I've heard Thom Yorke isn't very friendly himself.
I still like some of their music though, and I still think "Creep" is a great song. I don't know why other people hate me when I say that but some do.

Oh, dude, don't get me wrong. I love their Pablo Honey album. Funny story - I was getting a lift home from this restaurant I waited at with another one of the servers and he pops in this CD. We'd had a bunch of conversations about music so I think he was approval seeking when he asked me, "So, whaddya think of this?" I responded, "Eh It's kinda weak actually. Is this Radiohead or something?" He's all, "Yeah, it's their latest album." To which I said, "Aw Yeah, that's why I don't like it then. I really haven't been too hot on anything they did after Pablo Honey." He scoffs, "What?! But that's when they were basically just a garage band out to make a bunch of noise!" "Exactly," I responded. I don't think he knew what to make of that because that's where the conversation ended, lol.

[Ostrinski]

I am a pretentious know it all Radiohead. Also, Tool ftw.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I love a lot of metal (thrash, death, a little black), but I can't stand a lot of metalheads and most the crowds at metal shows. Some other bands I like have a pretentious, elitist following. Ugh.

[Ostrinski]

I love a lot of metal (thrash, death, a little black), but I can't stand a lot of metalheads and most the crowds at metal shows. Some other bands I like have a pretentious, elitist following. Ugh.Man one time I was at this Between the Buried and Me show and this huge group of metal purists started booing, making the entire night shitty.

[praxis1966]

I am a pretentious know it all Radiohead. Also, Tool ftw.

lol I'll forgive you since you like Tool. I love that band... Despite the fact that they'd be considered pretentious prog rockers on their own were it not for the fact that they're considerably heavier than anybody else in that genre.

[Red Commissar]

Three things

-Scratching carpet. I don't know why but I seem to explode when I see anything do this.

-When people say "just kidding" after saying something wrong.

-When people whispering to one another cover their mouths with their hands or folders, even though it makes it even more obvious they are talking.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Man one time I was at this Between the Buried and Me show and this huge group of metal purists started booing, making the entire night shitty.
I hate when people have to be that way. You know what? I've stood through a lot of shitty bands, but I am not obnoxious and ruin other people's fun. They could of just shut up or stepped outside.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I hate the following:

-Buffalo sauce.
-Paula Deen.
-My new gaggle of hijabis.
-Rachel Ray.
-Kate Middleton's sister.
-Puppies.
-Non-smokers.
-My mother.
-Lady Gaga.
-Slicky things that make pictures move.
-The scrapping of nails against a soda pop cap.
-Female laughter, all of it.
-Children smiling.

I could go on, I'm a bloody malcontent really.

[Die Rote Fahne]

When I'm watching a movie, or something important is happening in a video game (cut scene) and someone just interrupts and starts talking to me, fully aware of what I'm doing.

[Pretty Flaco]

-Drivers who learned to drive on the east coast (mostly new england). roooooad raaaaage
-People that drive flashy cars, because I want to be them
-People who call tank top undershirts wife beaters. just cuz i wear them don't mean I'm gonna beat women in my family.
-People who perpetuate racial/ethnic stereotypes, when if the stereotype pertains to you it's much more complex than that.. "Oh I'm smart cuz im asian" "Oh I can't jump cuz im white" "Oh I can jump cuz im mexican" etc.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Katt Williams and Steve Harvey.

[Broletariat]

People with a similar name as me

[Lobotomy]

When people tap on the top of soda cans as if that would actually make all the fizzing go away.

[Lobotomy]

Oh, and when I'm making something like a cake or potato salad and someone asks me "What's that for?" ... Eating, maybe?

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people spell fascist "facist". I see it so much and for some reason that spelling error really pisses me off.

[W1N5T0N]

another thing that pisses me off:
people talking pseudo-political shit and calling everybody a friggin "reactionary" for not being a stalinist or some kind of fucking hard-line marxist-leninist. Or negrepping you and then adding some kind of stupid commentary to it like "fucking idiot". and: not recognizing a troll and getting all into rage mode about his comment.

What is wrong with you people?

I have to say, this is by far the coolest and friendliest /most peaceful thread i have yet stumbled upon. :D

[Obs]

Oh, right, people who mispronounce common words. That bothers the hell out of me.

[ellipsis]

ALL YOU STUPID PEONS!!!!!

but seriously, sometimes this board seem to produced crystallized teen-aged basement dweller matter, and I read shit that make me facepalm for people's real lifes and real ideas. WHAT n00bs!

Then I remember I was young, dumb and full of it at one point too, and marx knows my elders were patient with me....

[CommieTroll]

Being called a ''commie-nazi shithead''

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Hollister. How do you become world famous for shirts that are plain colors with the word "Hollister" on it or their logo of a seagull? I just don't get it.

[Die Rote Fahne]

"It works on paper, but not in reality"... Drives me batty.

[Ballyfornia]

That guy on youtube. Maoistrebelnews just annoys me.

[Obs]

People who smoke your weed and never return the favour.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SEBASTIAN.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

How Tyler Perry has to put "Tyler Perry's" in front of anything that he creates.

[ExUnoDisceOmnes]

The sound of a broom sweeping pavement.

[Pretty Flaco]

When somebody always complains that my name is too similar to theirs.

[The Stalinator]

People who drum their fingers on their textbooks.

I can't sleep with anything going on in the house. Nobody else can be awake when I sleep or the tiniest bit of noise they make will keep me up for hours.

I hate side dishes on anything I'm eating and I can't eat anything watery-looking or grayish. This was a huge problem when I went to Spain, because they give you a watery-looking grayish-green salad with everything.

I don't like bubbly handwriting. I hate the little bits of leaf-sediment at the bottom of my tea and I usually pour it out, even though the last sips of tea are usually really good. When I'm buying shirts, cap-sleeves are an absolute deal breaker. Oh, and I can't eat anything that's supposed to be served hot cold. It just ruins it.

[Broletariat]

When someone vaguely references me in annoyance.

[jake williams]

When an anarchist acquaintance of mine has conversations with herself on Facebook using multiple fake accounts.

[Nox]

People asking me what music I listen to.

[Lobotomy]

Women who partake in those stupid facebook "breast cancer awareness" slacktivism trends

[Wanted Man]

People who have fucked something up that they were supposed to do, or finished it too late, etc., and when you confront them with it, they say something like:

"Well, what is your proposal?"
"What do you want me to do about it concretely?"
"What can I do to make you feel good about this again?"

As if that's my fucking job or I'm somehow at fault just by being critical.

Peole who bullshit their way through meetings with meaningless managerial buzzwords. When you're talking about how so-and-so need to work better together, they interject with: "Yes, synergy." Fuck you!

People who don't know how to relativise unimportant things, or things that are clearly subjective and only important to them. "It's unacceptable for you to go outside with a few people for a while, because that ruins our fun." Manipulatively making your own enjoyment dependent on other people.

People who covertly try to get a peek at what you're doing on your computer or smartphone, and then act like innocence abused when you look back at them or ask them, "Can you find what you wanted?" Also people who even directly ask what you're doing at the computer. Fuck you, if you're not my boss then you're not paying me for what I'm doing there, and I'm not going to tell you. Also people who, when they see you're still logged on to your email, scan the subject lines of all your emails for about 20 seconds before logging you out.

People who talk about news media and journalism in terms of "objectivity" and "bias" who have no idea what they're talking about and are just using popular terms. As if anyone truly believes that 100% true objectivity exists. Even worse, though, when university teachers talk that way.

People who lack compassion for those with weaker positions in society, thinking that everyone thinks and works the same way as them and has had the same opportunities. "Well, they could just get a job or a degree. It's all a matter of willpower. I knew so-and-so who did this and that and is now making money doing something or another. Nobody has to go hungry or sleep in the streets in this country anyway. They don't know how good they have it. They could loan money; I never understand this fear of borrowing. It's an investment in yourself!"

The way people in groups actively seem to exclude others in their surroundings at times. Like when a foreign student doesn't speak the language and the 5 other people in the room all speak Dutch amongst themselves instead of English.

People who, when you have an appointment, call you at the exact time of the appointment or a few minutes before that: "Where are you?" Umm, walking inside to meet you maybe?

Guests on talk shows who don't have anything useful to say, don't have any opinions to offer. This is especially true of football and other sports shows. It's either because they're just boring fucks or because they have a function at a club. They had this one new regular guest who was also the director of one of the biggest football clubs, and whenever his club was brought up, he couldn't say anything. Also players and coaches interviewed before a game. These are the people who just say boring conventional stuff. "With all due respect to <obvious relegation candidate>, but I think we should be able to get 3 points here."

People who use "you" when they mean to say "one", or even more honestly, "I". "Well, you do want to do so-and-so..." No I don't, you do!

Well, I think I'm done for now. These things are neither small nor do they have good reasons, but whatever.

[Wanted Man]

Oh, and here is a big one that gets its own post just because it's so disgusting:

People who manipulatively use rationality and emotionalism interchangably. What I mean by this is that I know a lot of people who tend to proclaim themselves as the defenders of humanity and criticising others for being too harsh, but only whenever it is convenient or when it relates to their interests or their friends'; feelings of others are rejected because "we can't let emotion be our judge" or even simply because "Yeah, but they are biased anyway, who cares what they feel?"

[A Revolutionary Tool]

People who, when you have an appointment, call you at the exact time of the appointment or a few minutes before that: "Where are you?" Umm, walking inside to meet you maybe?

What's worse is when you get there on time and they're not even there. I once had a counselor tell me to go to her office at X time and when I got there she wasn't there. I waited outside her office for almost an hour and then left when the bell for school ending started to ring. The next day I went to her office first thing in the morning and she asks me "Where were you yesterday, I said to be here at X time". I just stood there like this:
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/files/2011/07/Futurama-Fry-Meme.jpg

[A Revolutionary Tool]

What's small that annoys me is when people I don't like on Revleft thank my post. It's like a part of me just wants to tell them, "Don't you ever like anything I say, I don't like you". But don't worry, I don't dislike any of you in here commenting. It's only reserved for a few people.

Another thing that annoys the crap out of me, Syd Barrett's avatar. Every time I see it I want to punch a wall.

[Luc]

Another thing that annoys the crap out of me, Syd Barrett's avatar. Every time I see it I want to punch a wall.

I literally laughed out loud when I read that:laugh:

edit: damnit now I keep laughing every time I picture that face, I can't stop xD

[Ele'ill]

I've heard that these are all 'small things'. Whatever- I think they're gigantic issues.

People in grocery stores. That person who is walking so slowly down the middle of the aisle in front of me. One side of the aisle is toilet paper the other is canned beans and they're whipping their head side to side looking at both for no reason at all- that doesn't even make sense why are you here. Stop doing that and move so I can get by you jerk. Write a list beforehand or something, jesus christ.

People stopping in the middle of doorways with their shopping carts/generally just not paying attention to what's going on around them.


People who sit near/infront of electric outlets that they are not going to use.


People who sleep in living rooms instead of bedrooms. (roommates)

[eyedrop]

Scissors packaged in nuclear-proof packaging I need 2,5 scissors to open.

Internet electricians and package delivery guys: We're gonna come tomorrow between 8-16. Sorry but you weren't home at exactly 13:02, so we need to make a new appointment in 2 weeks time.

[Rss]

Roommates who complain and whine about every goddamn thing.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Waking up early to the phone ringing, getting up to get it, and it's some automated voice talking about how I won the raffle and am going on some cruise.

[Pretty Flaco]

fucking unpredictable weather.
It was going down to the high 70s and now it's in the high 90s? wtf, go fuck yourself weather

[Johnny Kerosene]

I hate when I look at my microwave to see what time it is and it says "End" because someone's lazy ass didn't have the time to press the "clear" button when their food got done cooking. Now I have to get up and press clear or else it's going to bug me until it shows the actual time.


This.

[Ele'ill]

People who watch me eat. Strangers who watch me eat are the worst of this group. If I'm in my car eating and they're just staring at me I usually tell them to fuck off out loud even if there's no way they can hear me or understand what I said.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When you're pulling up into the driveway and a song you love comes on.

[piet11111]

Having your neighbours playing the rolling stones throughout the night until 5 in the morning and when finally paint it black comes on they turn of the radio :mad:


Thinking you have enough beer for the weekend only to find there are only 6 bottles left.

[Kornilios Sunshine]

Fucking Mosquitos!

[Rss]

Rock or a tree stump under my back when sleeping in a tent.

[thefinalmarch]

when my favourite band goes mainstream

[ColonelCossack]

...people signing their posts like letters...

Oh wait there is a good reason for that. It's the most pretentious phenomenon on the internet.

Also after I have a bath or shower and I don't dry my ass properly, i have a wet arse and I can't sleep.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Thinking you have enough beer for the weekend only to find there are only 6 bottles left.That is the worst, especially after you invite people over. "Hey guys, want to come over maybe get drunk? Cool see you in a little." *looks in fridge and only sees a bottle or two of wine*

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Conservative chain emails. How come we don't have commie ones?

[The Stalinator]

Charging through hordes of people idling around and walking really slowly in a school hallway. Oh, and the one douchebag who always has to sit in front of the vending machine when I'm trying to get my morning root beer.

Being allowed to drink water in class, but not flavoured water. What the fuck.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When people start singing-you're not a professional singer so quit trying to be one when I am trying to concentrate!

[Zukunftsmusik]

Advertising on Spotify. FUCK-ing annoying.

Speaking of spotify: When you've listened to a song you love so many times that you're not allowed to listen to it ever again and you don't have the CD.

[Susurrus]

When people blame messed-up stuff on video games/the internet.

[pastradamus]

When people blame messed-up stuff on video games/the internet.

I blame the whole "steam" application for ruining the only video game I ever play if that counts?

[praxis1966]

I blame the whole "steam" application for ruining the only video game I ever play if that counts?

lol I think he means like when people tried to blame Doom 2 for Columbine or something.

[coda]

<<I usually tell them to fuck off out loud even if there's no way they can hear me or understand what I said.))

That's why we have middle fingers!

[Aloysius]

I Hate When People Take The Extra Effort To Capitalize Every Word On A Comment Or Post.

or when people don't capitalize anything.

And when people refuse to listen to other genres of music because they think it isn't music.

[Rusty Shackleford]

People asking me "which brands are made in America?"

People saying "Better get a bigger size because they are probably made in China" (implying that Chinese people are all small, and therefore, make small shoes)

People who want to try on more than two different shoe models in two or more sizes.

when the words "do you know what you are doing" with just the right tone to piss me off are uttered.

pop-music.

Clicking the firefox shortcut twice after starting up my computer and then waiting for both to load slowly and then clicking 5 times to close one only to end up closing both because of latency.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people type sentences using numbers, dollar signs, etc. For example a comment someone left on one of my facebook statuses:
"YE4 I NOE BUT U GUY$ $T4RTING OF HELL4 B4D"

Pisses me the fuck off.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

-Eggs not cooked sunnyside up.
-Grooming hair tufts off the cat; you're a cat, you should be able to groom yourself, that's why I own you.
-Talking shit about me when I'm driving you some place; just because you're paying for the ride, doesn't mean I can't hear you, I'm a cabbie not a limo driver you fucks.
-Silence.
-Not answering a call or text for more the 12 hours; it's been 12 hours, that's enough time to respond.

[Le Socialiste]

When someone moves in to hug you, only to barely touch you in the process. It's like they're hugging a damn bubble. Seriously, it's about as obnoxious as a limp handshake.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

What's annoying is when you're approaching somebody and you can't tell whether they want a handshake or a hug.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Tendinitis....

[Meridian]

When someone moves in to hug you, only to barely touch you in the process. It's like they're hugging a damn bubble. Seriously, it's about as obnoxious as a limp handshake.

Well, you can take solace in the likelihood of them finding it much worse than you do.

[deLarge]

People who are picky eaters.

[StoneFrog]

When someone moves in to hug you, only to barely touch you in the process. It's like they're hugging a damn bubble. Seriously, it's about as obnoxious as a limp handshake.

Oh i hate limp handshakes

[piet11111]

Oh i hate limp handshakes

Ugh yeah especially with clammy hands.
Also people that want to crush your hands because they think its funny.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When people don't seem to be aware of what they can use tissues for and insist upon repeatedly sniffling loudly instead of just blowing their nose once.

[Le Socialiste]

Well, you can take solace in the likelihood of them finding it much worse than you do.

It's a rare occurrence, thankfully. I can count the number of times this has happened to me on one hand, so it isn't that much of an issue. But when it does happen (like last weekend) it's annoying as hell. I mean, why did you go in for a hug when it's fairly clear you didn't want one in the first place?


What's annoying is when you're approaching somebody and you can't tell whether they want a handshake or a hug.

I had that happen to me a couple of times last weekend, too. It's like, what do you do? You're either moving in for a hug or a handshake, and you know you're probably going to do the opposite of what the person wants. I usually just think 'Fuck it, I'm going for a hug', but only when it's someone I know fairly well.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

It depends, if it's a girl I'll usually go in for the hug and sometimes it's awkward so you know they didn't want one. I know girls that like high fives but who the hell greets each other with a high five unless it's just in passing.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When people use the word gay to describe things they don't like,or are annoyed with.Cannot even begin to describe how angry that makes me.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Itchy balls. Sweaty balls. Balls that have been crushed to one side because your boxers are all scrunched up thanks to fucking humidity.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Sweaty ass crack that itches, that is the worst.

[Quail]

I think it's worse if you're female and your underwear does something annoying, because it's less socially acceptable to fix it in public.

Also:

2) To whoever doesn't like being tailgated by another car: pull over.
I tailgate people all the time. Why? Because there's two lanes, one of which we're in and the other has cars going the other way, and I'm going to drive faster than you. So pull over. I'm not upset, I just gotta go. But you get upset when I tail you when you could... that's right... pull over and let me pass. I pull over when people tail me, I don't see the problem.
Is it dangerous? Yes it is. But lot's of things are dangerous and I don't see anyone complaining about nuclear power plants or mullets in this thread.
There isn't always space to pull over. I find a lot of people tend to drive right up my ass in places where it is too dangerous for them to overtake in some deluded hope it will make me drive faster. It happens to me most on narrow roads with blind corners, so pulling over isn't really an option. Maybe the roads are wider in the US, because the vast majority of roads where I live would be too narrow for me to pull over and let some tailgating dickhead drive past.

[praxis1966]

There isn't always space to pull over. I find a lot of people tend to drive right up my ass in places where it is too dangerous for them to overtake in some deluded hope it will make me drive faster. It happens to me most on narrow roads with blind corners, so pulling over isn't really an option. Maybe the roads are wider in the US, because the vast majority of roads where I live would be too narrow for me to pull over and let some tailgating dickhead drive past.

It's not just this, but half the time I find that when somebody's tailgating me we're in traffic. I'm all, "Dude, ride my ass if you wanna, but there's 18 people in front of me. How exactly do you expect to get anyplace any faster than the speed I'm already going?"

[Landsharks eat metal]

The phrase "It is what it is". Taking that from a completely literal standpoint, there is no situation in which that phrase would not be true. It also reminds me of my junior year of high school when a couple of racist/reactionaries decided to torment me for some reason.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people say "To make a long story short" but don't make it shorter at all. Fuck you Polonius!

[DarkPast]

People who piss all over the toilet.

People who constantly talk over others.

[Ocean Seal]

I hate the noise that Styrofoam makes when you press something up against it. It makes me grind my teeth. Ban that horrible material.

[piet11111]

unrealistic things people do in movies.

The infamous lets split up so we cover more ground is the most obvious one but the lets run into the forrest and hide behind the third tree we pass is a very close second.

[Luc]

When you right click something and the box never goes away

I can't stand having it on my screen:cursing:

[xub3rn00dlex]

Emotions.

[Le Socialiste]

People who begin their sentences with "I'm not a racist, and I don't mean to sound like one, but -" :glare:

[Die Rote Fahne]

People who begin their sentences with "I'm not a racist, and I don't mean to sound like one, but -" :glare:

That's a classic...

"I'm not a racist, but *insert blatantly racist statement here*"

[xub3rn00dlex]

That's a classic...

"I'm not a racist, but *insert blatantly racist statement here*"

Or people who go "I'm not saying there's anything wrong with... but..."

[Pretty Flaco]

middle class people that assume i get all the same shit as you. oh your parents pay for your insurance and bought you your brand new shiny car? sorry, i dont get handouts asshole

[La Comédie Noire]

I cook at a restaurant and you can see into our kitchen and it annoys the ever living shit out of me when people watch you making a sandwich and they're like "is that mine?! Because I don't want that on mine!" It's like "This is not your fucking sandwich for the last goddamn time!"

I also hate when there's a back up in the kitchen and some customer decides to stare you down or they're like "hey what's going on with 64?" wish I could say "64 is behind 63 62 and 61 you aren't the only person in the fucking universe."

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Waking up and realizing you can't move your arm because you fell asleep on top of it.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

liberals

[Ele'ill]

Something I'm trying to work on- I can't stand, have a really hard time working with, immature and naive individuals who are also argumentative liars.

[Ele'ill]

Touching plastic when my hands are wet and having uncut fingernails clack against a hard surface.

[Ele'ill]

Static shocks in the winter.

[Ele'ill]

Annoying but subtle sounds when you're trying to fall asleep- but which you cannot find the source of. The latest example would be, somewhere in the apartment complex, the crying sounds of the left for dead 2 witch continued all night long day long night long day long night day night but every time I went outside there to slingshot the fucker's window I would just hear a radio which wasn't annoying.

When I'm making a right turn from a stop sign onto a two lane road and I need to get into that far lane and make an immediate left and the person behind me keeps honking because they want me to drive 'for them' and 'just turn right onto the first closest lane and miss your immediate left turn because I'm probably not even in a hurry- I'm just an immature and naive argumentative liar'

[Ele'ill]

Getting up to go to work at ungodly hours of the morning and getting out into the apartment hallway and having my cell phone alarms start going off full blast but I can't get to them because they're in my pack.

Crying infants bother me but my own didn't.

[#FF0000]

People who begin their sentences with "I'm not a racist, and I don't mean to sound like one, but -" :glare:

Some kid in one of my history classes (An honors level class, mind you) used this without a hint of irony, asking the teacher "I dont want to sound racist but, why didn't blacks just go back to Africa during the civil rights era?"

The head of the history department was observing that day so he had to treat it like a real question too

[Red Future]

My pet hate is Lag on PC games ...especially FPS games.I find it infuriating and usually turn down the graphics options just to get rid of the lag.

[Ele'ill]

My pet hate is Lag on PC games ...especially FPS games.I find it infuriating and usually turn down the graphics options just to get rid of the lag.


Oh yeah, buying a game that is both single and multiplayer but having steam not allow it to be installed because i don't shell out a shit insane amount of money every month for internet. Fuck that.

[freya4]

I hate when people are eating and their silverware scrapes against the plate and it makes this awful screeching noise. I cringe every time I hear it. :(
and freaking COMMERCIALS. everywhere :cursing:

[Red Future]

Oh yeah, buying a game that is both single and multiplayer but having steam not allow it to be installed because i don't shell out a shit insane amount of money every month for internet. Fuck that.

Steam pisses many people off..I cant even remember how to get into my account.

[Rusty Shackleford]

when i try to type community and i accidentally type communisty

[Zukunftsmusik]

the smell of new cars.

[Rusty Shackleford]

when i make mac and cheese and there is ALWAYS a few little black specks in the cheese. i know its harmless but it irritates the living shit out of me. i actually remove the noodle that has the black speck before continuing eating. i think the only reason i notice it is beause it is all uniform yellow and if im eating anything else i dont notice it.

[Tifosi]

When you skip to the end of a long thread cause you think it will be boring. Then you read something interesting and end up reading it all backwards.

Why do I do that?:bored:

[ColonelCossack]

When you skip to the end of a long thread cause you think it will be boring. Then you read something interesting and end up reading it all backwards.

Why do I do that?:bored:

I agree.

Even though I just did that and saw this post and didn't see an earlier, more interesting post, so consequently I didn't read backwards...

But I do do that sometimes! :lol:

[ColonelCossack]

I hate when people are eating and their silverware scrapes against the plate and it makes this awful screeching noise. I cringe every time I hear it. :(

That's a bit cliche... everyone hates that...


and freaking COMMERCIALS. everywhere :cursing:

That's why I'm a communist. :)

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people are getting extremely annoyed about something and take out their anger on other people when they're clearly not the reason they're in such a pissy mood. Just let it out or stfu you know?

[xub3rn00dlex]

Getting a copyright infringement notice.

[Magón]

It's not really small, and it does more than annoy me, but when you meet someone who seems pretty cool, has some good ideas and opinions, but as you talk to them, they suddenly have one major bad idea or opinion you're totally against, and your whole view of that person changes.

[teflon_john]

when alcohol/marijuana goes partially unused or a little is spilled and people comment saying something like "omG pArtY fOuL" or act like it's some kind of fucking tragedy jesus christ leave me alone piss off i hate everything kill me

[teflon_john]

alternate post: when anybody does anything.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

People who smoke cigarettes

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people don't answer my texts soon enough or at all and won't answer their phone, especially if it's a question I need answered right then like "Where do you live I can't find your house".

[Who?]

I don't know about you guys but there are some posts/threads on RevLeft that just ruin my day.

[xub3rn00dlex]

I don't know about you guys but there are some posts/threads on RevLeft that just ruin my day.

which ones?

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I don't know about you guys but there are some posts/threads on RevLeft that just ruin my day.

The ones on what's going on in Libya do, I don't go near them anymore to protect what sanity I have left.

[Rss]

Liberals. Both in real life and in this forum.

Shrimp sandviches with too much mayo.

Ketchup bottles having dried ketchup on top of them.

Computer mouses with wires.

People being inconsiderate for no reason.

People who say that mora knives suck.

Kebab meals with too much jalopeno. I like it spicy but christ.

Dirty assault rifle magazines.

Short but excruciating back pain after sleeping on hard and uneven surface.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

People who complain about me not being a "real fan" of an artist or band because I don't know every song by them or own every CD including the rare underground mixtape they made back in '96 before anyone knew them.

[Smyg]

Birds. I can't fucking stand birds.

[Landsharks eat metal]

-People randomly shrieking, giggling, or making some other annoying high-pitched noise.
-The sound of hair being brushed.
-People thinking I'm insane/evil/whatever else because I want to sit alone sometimes in the dining hall.
-People who make fun of a show I enjoy while I'm trying to watch it.

[WeAreReborn]

Typing out a post and then deleting it due to doubts about the quality of the post. Then later you wish you posted in the thread because you feel you could have actually contributed but don't have enough motivation to type it out again. Yeah this happens a lot.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people don't tell me important or relevant things. Like last night my brother in law asks me to go pick up this girl and some food with his car. Doesn't tell me that his brakes don't work :sneaky:

[Zukunftsmusik]

People saying "lol" in normal, face-to-face conversations

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Debt collectors calling over and over again. STFU voice automation lady, I know, this is the 3rd time you've called today!

Mosquito bites around my ankles or on my feet.

[Luc]

Debt collectors calling over and over again. STFU voice automation lady, I know, this is the 3rd time you've called today!

Mosquito bites around my ankles or on my feet.

fuck I hate that too, I got bit by somthing (on the foot) and now have a scar:huh:

not to mention it itchs like hell in shoes

[Lobotomy]

I really really really hate it when people say "for god's sakes" with an S at the end.

[The Stalinator]

The kinda people who run through the hallways of my high school screaming and giggling.
Maybe I'm just an asshole stoic. I'm somewhat jealous of them.

[ВАЛТЕР]

I get mad when I see a child talking down or yelling at their parents. Maybe it's just me but it pisses me off. Discipline your child, I would have been murdered if I spoke the way some of these kids speak to their parents.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When people say "Cool story bro" as if that was a real counter.

It just seems very immature.

[black_tar_heroin]

To whoever doesn't like being tailgated by another car: pull over.

I tailgate people all the time. Why? Because there's two lanes, one of which we're in and the other has cars going the other way, and I'm going to drive faster than you. So pull over. I'm not upset, I just gotta go. But you get upset when I tail you when you could... that's right... pull over and let me pass. I pull over when people tail me, I don't see the problem.
Is it dangerous? Yes it is. But lot's of things are dangerous and I don't see anyone complaining about nuclear power plants or mullets in this thread.

- August Who do you think you are to put someone's life in danger jus so you can get there 30 seconds earlier? I used to work a job which involved a lot of driving. We have deadlines. We also have GPS trackers which alert management when we speed. Speeding is a fireable offense. Running late? Here's a clue:

Get up earlier.

[xub3rn00dlex]

That ( as far as I'm aware ) there is no cure for stretch marks. :crying:

[praxis1966]

That ( as far as I'm aware ) there is no cure for stretch marks. :crying:

There are some (prescription) creams that will at least reduce their prevalence if not get rid of them. Something you may want to talk to your doctor about the next time you see her/him if you haven't already.

[Agent Ducky]

Shrimp sandviches with too much mayo.

I repped you because of the way you spelled sandwiches. :D

Anyways, I hate wireless keyboards that have a laggy connection to the computer. I wanna see what I typed, dammit.

[Die Rote Fahne]

M'y penis.

[praxis1966]

M'y penis.

Enough already. This is the second thread you've made this post. Consider this a verbal warning for spam.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Enough already. This is the second thread you've made this post. Consider this a verbal warning for spam.

It's hilariously relevant for both threads, but fair enough. I respect your warning and won't do it again. My apologies.

[Fopeos]

Bad public restroom etiquette. Christsake flush your shit and quit pissing all over the place!!

[A Revolutionary Tool]

There's only two things I dislike about playing guitar:
1. If I get into it I usually get really sweaty.
2. If I'm playing a lot of chords my wrist gets really sore.

[Le Rouge]

There's only two things I dislike about playing guitar:
1. If I get into it I usually get really sweaty.
2. If I'm playing a lot of chords my wrist gets really sore.

Same thing for me. When I play live, i often need to wipe my right hand because my pick tend to slip because of the sweat.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Same thing for me. When I play live, i often need to wipe my right hand because my pick tend to slip because of the sweat.
Exactly! And I'll drip sweat all over my whammy pedal ugh. But even if I'm just sitting down playing my acoustic I'll start to get all sweaty, I sweat way too much.

[xub3rn00dlex]

There are some (prescription) creams that will at least reduce their prevalence if not get rid of them. Something you may want to talk to your doctor about the next time you see her/him if you haven't already.

I've used two different creams with no success. I'm willing to give cocoa butter a shot, but there's too many variations of it all claiming to work better than the others! My stretch marks are mostly on my triceps, biceps, shoulders and pecs, but I'm now developing them on my quads. :crying: I've also read you can get surgery to remove them, but I don't know if this is true!

Which leads into another annoying thing; corporate bullshit all claiming to top their competitors with "proprietary formulas." Proprietary formulas = rice powder, stop deceiving me!

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When my dog farts.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When people feel the need to repeat themselves every few minutes.

People in general...somewhat ironic but there is so much about people which I do not like.

[piet11111]

A corrupted save game in dead island when i am on the prison island and have ~ 93% of the game completed with all side quests done and have the awesome zed's demise sword fully upgraded (but not modded)

[Public Domain]

The fact that microwaves make beeping noises when in use, especially at night.

A slow piece of technology that I've been made to expect to work well in some capacity.

People who worship car brands to the point that they don't know anything else about the world - and thus reject everything.

Oh, and commercials. I don't watch television because people hate how much I ***** about the ridiculous and stupid lying ads they so cherish.