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Dzerzhinsky's Ghost
25th August 2011, 05:55
So, not only did an earthquake just happen apparently there is also a hurricane coming my way too. I have angered the Lord and I feel I should maybe lash myself? Or get piss bloody drunk stand on the beach with a bottle of rum and pistol and take the old man on face-to-face. Fuck you Earth.
00000000000
25th August 2011, 09:00
If possible, use a shotgun, might be more intimidating.
Dzerzhinsky's Ghost
25th August 2011, 20:03
If possible, use a shotgun, might be more intimidating.

Well, my roommate does have a tactical shotty, this could work.
Gustav HK
25th August 2011, 20:12
Have you angered the Marx-Engels-Lenin-Stalin tetranity?

Recite something from the holy works!
Red Future
25th August 2011, 22:28
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/26/repent128510256807423750.jpg
Dzerzhinsky's Ghost
26th August 2011, 16:34
I knew ravishing a nun would come back to haunt me. :(
NoOneIsIllegal
26th August 2011, 17:01
Don't bring a gun to a knife fight.
Dzerzhinsky's Ghost
26th August 2011, 17:04
Don't bring a gun to a knife fight.

I should bring dynamite then?
Susurrus
26th August 2011, 22:23
I should bring dynamite then?

http://bloggfiler.no/afgpics.blogg.no/images/795617-10-1280332442047.jpg
Obs
26th August 2011, 22:36
I knew ravishing a nun would come back to haunt me. :(

I dunno, I'd say that's easily worth at least a Krakatoa.
Gustav HK
26th August 2011, 23:26
If you think it is Yahweh, the judeo-christian god, that is against you, then it is a good idea to use iron chariots, if you want to fight him.

Donīt know about other gods.
Obs
27th August 2011, 00:06
If you think it is Yahweh, the judeo-christian god, that is against you, then it is a good idea to use iron chariots, if you want to fight him.

Donīt know about other gods.

I hear Thor fucking hates these guys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrophiinae).