List of things Mao did not think were revolutionary.

[Broletariat]

1. A dinner party

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2. Wearing knee-length white socks with sandals

[thesadmafioso]

3. Dancing, especially with Soviets. (Can't say I blame him though, Stalinist's are probably terrible dancers anyway)

[ZeroNowhere]

Savage says:
MAO'S LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE NOT REVOLUTIONS
1. A Dinner Party
ZeroNowhere says:
2. An apple which falls from a tree when it is ripe.

[Broletariat]

I never see you on MSN anymore :/ ^

[Zanthorus]

2. An apple which falls from a tree when it is ripe.

That's Guevara not Mao :tt2:

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

-Brushing of teeth.
-Dogs.
-Pears.
-Business suits.
-Toilets not having a bidet.

[Os Cangaceiros]

- Reading too many books

[#FF0000]

- sparrows

[Susurrus]

Metallurgy

[Red Future]

Deng's love for Croissants

[Gustav HK]

Comprador bourgeoisie.

Capitalist roaders.

Old culturists.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

Garlic Mayonnaise

[Rusty Shackleford]

Japanese Empire

[Apoi_Viitor]

Intellectuals

[¿Que?]

Garlic Mayonnaise
Could have sworn it was baconnaise.

[hatzel]

- thinking about sinking
- attempting to prevent people from committing suicide
- too many lines in your Chinese symbols (wastes time that could be better spent revolutionising!)

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Metallurgy

Best reponse in the thread. :lol:

[Roach]

according to our dear palingenisis:

-trendy wankers

[hatzel]

according to our dear palingenisis:

-trendy wankers

This is a direct quote from his writings. It was one of the few phrases that he borrowed directly from English. Because, unlike 'electricity,' the Chinese don't have their own word for 'trendy wankers' :)

[Martin Blank]

Workers















Someone had to say it! :cool:

[ZeroNowhere]

That's Guevara not Mao :tt2:
I am aware, it's just that the context was a discussion on phrases overused by people on Revleft.

[Khalid]

- Paper tigers

[Rusty Shackleford]

-Lin Piao
-Deng Xiao Peng
-Running Dogs of Imperialism
-Chiang Kai Shek
-Death being lighter than a feather
-Palmiro Togliotti

[ComradeGrant]

The Dyson ball vacuum.

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

Forklifts

[Rss]

Lib loonies of left
Kung Pao Chicken
Poisonous weeds
This forum
Tigers
Army which doesn't belong to workers and peasants
Reactionaries
People who didn't like flowers

[Agent Ducky]

3. Dancing, especially with Soviets. (Can't say I blame him though, Stalinist's are probably terrible dancers anyway)
Orly?
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[Rusty Shackleford]

ya if anything, slavic dance styles look to be the most fun to do.


oh and Roma dance. fuck yes!
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[A Revolutionary Tool]

Orly?
gqEtq34dSUo
Holy shit that was amazing. I wish that's how stuff just spontaneously happened when you're dancing at a party. Especially 2:58 :laugh:

[Quail]

according to our dear palingenisis:

-trendy wankers
Actually I think that was Fat Cat Killer, who seemed to pretty much just think that the left are a bunch of degenerate stoners.

[Roach]

Actually I think that was Fat Cat Killer, who seemed to pretty much just think that the left are a bunch of degenerate stoners.

I like to think that Fat Cat Killer gave birth to the concept, but palingenisis developed it.

[Os Cangaceiros]

FCK was Marx, Pali was Lenin, in the established doctrine of trendy wankerdom.

[Rafiq]

Das Kapital

[ColonelCossack]

Intellectuals

Beat me to it. :mad:

I'll just say Confucius instead.

[jake williams]

Workers

Someone had to say it! :cool:
Bite me, I was going to.

Surprised it took that long though.

[thefinalmarch]

Orly?
gqEtq34dSUo
That's actually one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen on the internet.

[MarxSchmarx]

Western Dentistry.

According to "The Private Life of Chairman Mao", Mao refused for decades to see a dentist and insisted that swishing tea in his mouth every morning sufficed for oral hygiene.

[Rusty Shackleford]

That's actually one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen on the internet.
this is better.

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[Pioneers_Violin]

Not Revolutionary: High Fashion.

Revolutionary and/or of Good Socialist Principles: Dancing, especially with Stalinists.


Is a Revolution without Dancing in the Streets really a Revolution?

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Western Dentistry.

According to "The Private Life of Chairman Mao", Mao refused for decades to see a dentist and insisted that swishing tea in his mouth every morning sufficed for oral hygiene.

If only Ke$ha had been his dentist. I have it on good authority the key to proper oral hygiene is brushing your teeth with Jack Daniels.

[Rss]

Not Revolutionary: High Fashion.

Revolutionary and/or of Good Socialist Principles: Dancing, especially with Stalinists.

If you can make a revolution, why not doing it while looking fabulous? Lenin, Stalin and Mao were such charming rogues with their simple fatigues.

[Pioneers_Violin]

If you can make a revolution, why not doing it while looking fabulous? Lenin, Stalin and Mao were such charming rogues with their simple fatigues.

Looking Fabulous has nothing to do with High Fashion... ;)

You can do a lot with a plain outfit and a single red star.... :D

[Rss]

Looking Fabulous has nothing to do with High Fashion... ;)

You can do a lot with a plain outfit and a single red star.... :D

Agreed, but most current communist leaders definitely need a makeover.