eight six seven five three oh ninnnneeeeinneee

[The Man]

Ask for jenny...

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I'm going to call and ask for The Man instead.

[Nox]

http://mmoqq.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/i_m12yearsold1.jpg

[NoOneIsIllegal]

He looks like he's ready for business.
Bougie punk.

[¿Que?]

Why Does my Cat Like Peanut Butter?




(Title of the stupid thread I was going to make, but glad I didn't on account that this one is much better)

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Because your cat is secretly a dog. And dogs <3 P.B.

[Rusty Shackleford]

my cat likes P.B.R.

[RedLeft]

One time I actually called the number and nobody picked up :(

[Rusty Shackleford]

what area code? thats probably important/

[NoOneIsIllegal]

i'm'a drunk-dial all 50. free-long distance FTW.

[ColonelCossack]

why do I not understand anything about what you guys are saying?


Is it because I'm a square? :confused:

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

i'm'a drunk-dial all 50. free-long distance FTW.

Vonage?

Fuck jenny craig, wanna get skinny? It's simple, 3 easy and easy to remember steps; finger, throat, toilet.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Vonage?
No, it's the only good aspect of AT&T.

Fuck jenny craig, wanna get skinny? It's simple, 3 easy and easy to remember steps; finger, throat, toilet.
Now I know what to talk about when I call Ms Craig

[ellipsis]

i'm'a drunk-dial all 50. free-long distance FTW.

there are more than 50 area codes...

[NoOneIsIllegal]

there are more than 50 area codes...
I always liked a good challenge.
(I know this, and yet I don't know why I said it, lulz)

BRING IT. I'm seriously thinking about it my next off night.

[Rusty Shackleford]

yeah i mean theres like 5 or 6 in a 150mile radius at LEAST where i live.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I'll just start off east and work my way westwards. I'm skipping the deep south though.

[Rusty Shackleford]

YOU MUST DO DEEP SOUTH!

"This is the campaign to reelect comrade Obama, i was just hoping for a quick chat about your family finances"

[NoOneIsIllegal]

YOU MUST DO DEEP SOUTH!

"This is the campaign to reelect comrade Obama, i was just hoping for a quick chat about your family finances"
i lol'd

The problem is, I can't understand thick southern drawls for the life of me. I work with a lot of African and Hispanic immigrants, and hold great conversations with them easily. However, I just can't understand southern accents for the life of me. Sorry southern folks on here, it's the truth.

I'll try anyway. Mississippi will be interesting...

[Sam_b]

I wish I could close these threads on sight.

[Il Medico]

http://mmoqq.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/i_m12yearsold1.jpg
Quite you young whippersnapper. No one is allowed to make me feel old about getting this reference. I wasn't even alive in the 80's.:sneaky:

[Obs]

I wish I could close these threads on sight.
I wish you could ban The Man.

[Il Medico]

The problem is, I can't understand thick southern drawls for the life of me. I work with a lot of African and Hispanic immigrants, and hold great conversations with them easily. However, I just can't understand southern accents for the life of me. Sorry southern folks on here, it's the truth.

Don't worry, neither can I for the most part.

[The Man]

I wish you could ban The Man.

Your just jealous of the awesomeness of Tommy Tutone and 867-5309. Besides, we've had a great conversation here. PBJ, Southern Accents, area codes, phone numbers, Comrade Obama (lulz), and more!


:rolleyes:

[Obs]

Your just jealous of the awesomeness of Tommy Tutone and 867-5309. Besides, we've had a great conversation here. PBJ, Southern Accents, area codes, phone numbers, Comrade Obama (lulz), and more!


:rolleyes:

you are to humour what sulfuric acid is to brain matter

[¿Que?]

Oh come now fellas, can't you find a better place to troll each other than chit chat (humor, a little dry, needs gravy):cool:

[The Man]

you are to humour what sulfuric acid is to brain matter

Who said I had humor?

[Ele'ill]

I wish I could close these threads on sight.


It's nearly as easy...

[Martin Blank]

Who said I had humor?

Wasn't me, that's for sure. Can anyone else remember if someone said The Man had a sense of humor? For the life of me, I just can't....


P.S.: Tommy Tutone!!!!

[coda]

30 years too late.... Jen is pretty much a great grandmother now...

[Blackscare]

Momma always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun....



But Momma


THATS WHERE THE FUN ISSSSSS


(at my job when this comes on the radio my friend and I stop what we're doing and sing the "but momma, etc" part really intensely. It is amusing. You reminded me of that by bringing up another terrible (in my mind) song)

[NoOneIsIllegal]

(at my job when this comes on the radio my friend and I stop what we're doing and sing the "but momma, etc" part really intensely. It is amusing. You reminded me of that by bringing up another terrible (in my mind) song)
when I'm at work, I fucking JAM when this song comes on

AMD2TwRvuoU




fuck you all. this is my shit.
lol batman forever

[coda]

THATS WHERE THE FUN ISSSSSS


(at my job when this comes on the radio my friend and I stop what we're doing and sing the "but momma, etc" part really intensely. It is amusing. You reminded me of that by bringing up another terrible (in my mind) song) __________________



you perv.. :cool:

[The Man]

when I'm at work, I fucking JAM when this song comes on

AMD2TwRvuoU




fuck you all. this is my shit.
lol batman forever

NOII, You make me laugh every time, from that "Im black ya'll" thing to this.

Your. Fucking. Hilarious.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

NOII, You make me laugh every time, from that "Im black ya'll" thing to this.

Your. Fucking. Hilarious.
:blushing: :wub:
If you're ever walking in my store, and that song comes on, you'll hear a distant "AHHHH SHIIIITTT"

[Agent Ducky]

NOII, You make me laugh every time, from that "Im black ya'll" thing to this.

Your. Fucking. Hilarious.

This.

[L.A.P.]

AMD2TwRvuoU


:thumbup: