Best Punched Headbox Remedy

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

So, after some persuasion by some vodka, I decided to let my ex wail on my face to prove a point. What point that was I forget at the moment but it will probably come to me tomrrow. Now, my head aches quite a bit. I think more vodka is needed, she got me pretty good, busted lip, and such. So, just moore booze and headache pills, righ right?

I think telling a woman scorned, maybe you could make my face move next time was a very bad idea despite being hilarious.