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Susurrus
24th July 2011, 22:51
...are proletarian comrades. Discuss.

Red Future
24th July 2011, 22:59
Revleft already established that Smurfs were

Pioneers_Violin
25th July 2011, 04:30
Yes, absolutely Gnomes are Proletariat Comrades.

Just read Terry Pratchett's Nome Trilogy (Truckers, Diggers and Wings) and there is no question... our little brethren are hard at work around the clock and even get evicted/fired by a bad 'ol capitalist downsizing.

Of course the Travelocity gnome is relentlessly braving all manner of perils in the employ of that heartless travel company.

Even the more sedate garden gnomes are hard at work in the fields everyday brandishing their tiny, nearly invisible Scythes.

Absolutely each and every garden gnome is a proletarian. We can count on them when the revolution comes.

Susurrus
25th July 2011, 04:43
Just read Terry Pratchett's Nome Trilogy (Truckers, Diggers and Wings) and there is no question... our little brethren are hard at work around the clock and even get evicted/fired by a bad 'ol capitalist downsizing.


Ah, I read those books when I was a kid, totally forgot about them.



Also, on the opposing gnome side:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2527/3729934778_2dfc52780b.jpg

Pretty Flaco
25th July 2011, 05:08
Gnomes are pieces of plastic.

ComradeGrant
25th July 2011, 06:39
The most oppressed pieces of plastic in the known world! People often forget the key role Lawn Gnomes played in the Russian, Chinese, and even Spanish revolutions. In fact, if Stalin hadn't expelled the Gnomes from the party in 1926 Russia would be Socialist today. They were the biggest organizers of the People's Communes in China and were the first in the trenches in Spain. Do not continue to ridiculously ignore the sacrifices made for socialism by Lawn Gnomes, to do so is to betray communism itself.

Rusty Shackleford
28th July 2011, 05:05
http://www.justsaygnome.net/uploads/2/6/1/3/2613300/6253061.jpg

Libertador
28th July 2011, 05:06
http://www.justsaygnome.net/uploads/2/6/1/3/2613300/6253061.jpg Do want.

Rusty Shackleford
28th July 2011, 05:07
Do want.
itll just call you totalitarian if you own it.