So today...

[ComradeGrant]

I was out on a walk with my friend/neighbor Megan and her twin brother. It was about 9:30 and getting pretty dark and we were about to head home when a cop pulled up on an atv (he was undoubtedly doing security for the local festival). I stopped and stepped aside so he could pass and he stopped to talk to me. I don't think I look suspicious but apparently long blue hair and a dark sweatshirt are enough to get a cop to be a dick to you. He asked me what I was doing and other random questions I didn't see coming (do your parents know you're out? how old are you?) I complied until he saw Megan. His face lit up and apparently they know each other and he was completely nice to her and everything. He drove off without even giving me a second glance. That was my first confusing moment with a police officer.

[Agent Ducky]

..... It's nice to have friends who are cool with the cops?

I dunno, maybe having long blue hair (which is awesome btw) is like having a flourescent green car, more likely to be pulled over/under suspicion :confused:

[ComradeGrant]

He had nothing to get me on, I was heading home and not intoxicated or guilty of anything. I just didn't expect such open hostility.

[Property Is Robbery]

If you weren't white you'd probably expect it. Then again I have white friends who were called "cracker" and white boy by a cop

[Le Socialiste]

My sister and I are well acquainted with the cops in our town. My sister has cops pulling up to her all the time, while I tend to attract them for no other reason than I might look slightly sketchy (maybe? I don't know...or care). What's worse, all cops in our town are complete and utter assholes, so win win right? :rolleyes:

[Leftsolidarity]

I just didn't expect such open hostility.

Imagine the shit you get from a foot tall mohawk and combat boots. I think you got off rather lucky. I've had some cops try to pull some major bullshit on me before off of nothing more than how I look. I'm not being condesending but I really figured everyone on here knew that cops do that stuff on a daily basis.

[ComradeGrant]

I always read about it and stuff but never experience it personally. The cops are horrible here from what I've heard but that was the first time I've ever been like "wow, what an ass"

[Le Socialiste]

I'm not being condesending but I really figured everyone on here knew that cops do that stuff on a daily basis.

I think most people here are aware of the shit cops try to pull, but it's a different thing to read and be aware of it instead of experiencing that open hostility/suspicion every day.

[Leftsolidarity]

I think most people here are aware of the shit cops try to pull, but it's a different thing to read and be aware of it instead of experiencing that open hostility/suspicion every day.

That's true. I guess I was probably shocked the first time I got that shit from a cop.

[Euronymous]

Happens often when I take nightly walks. They usually shine their flashlights in my eyes and asks where I'm going. I just tell em "Over there." and walk away. If they stop me and ask for my I.D. which they normally do, I tell them they "Bring on the lulz"and keep walking. Puyallup cops don't do shit.

Don't feel intimidated by em and continue with your business.

[Susurrus]

I take walks at night(from about 11:00 to occasionally 1:00 am) wearing a long black trenchcoat and have passed by cop cars multiple times. Have not been bothered once, though this may be attributed to living in a place where crime virtually does not exist, or just not being seen.

[bailey_187]

felt sorry for you until i saw the blue hair bit. smh.

on a real tho, i havnt been harased by police since on the street for no reason since i was like 15 drinking whitelightning cider at the park. big up everyone who knows abou the yellow card warning from community police for underage street drinking

[Manic Impressive]

My first kicking from the cops came when I was 13. It was a really cold winter and everyone in the house had spent all their money on either booze or drugs. The gas meter ran out so we had no central heating or hot water. So me and my step brother (6 years older) were sent out to the place where his mum worked to get some wood. She was a secretary/admin type at a tree surgeons firm so there were plenty of logs in the yard which weren't going to be used for anything. My brother pulled up the van around the corner and I got out and slid under the fence to go get some logs. Someone saw me going in and called the police. When they turned up and caught me I told them what and why I was doing and how old I was they determined that there was no point arresting me due to my age. So they pushed me to the ground and put the boot in. When it was over I fucked off round the corner for 5 minutes then went back to get the logs.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

You have no idea man. One time three friends and I were just hanging out at the park and a cop confronted us because three of us were wearing plain white t-shirts. He pulled his gun out and pointed it at us because my friend had his hands in his pockets while the cop was approaching. Then proceeded to basically interrogate us about supposed illegal activities and then searched us. Walked away telling us he would arrest us if we did that again under some law which made it illegal for 4 or more gang members to congregate in one area and we weren't even verified gang members. I don't even know if that is really a law or if he was just busting our balls but he was a prick :cursing:

What was even worse was one time being mistaken for some guys who had just robbed a place lol.

[Jimmie Higgins]

My first kicking from the cops came when I was 13. It was a really cold winter and everyone in the house had spent all their money on either booze or drugs. The gas meter ran out so we had no central heating or hot water. So me and my step brother (6 years older) were sent out to the place where his mum worked to get some wood. She was a secretary/admin type at a tree surgeons firm so there were plenty of logs in the yard which weren't going to be used for anything. My brother pulled up the van around the corner and I got out and slid under the fence to go get some logs. Someone saw me going in and called the police. When they turned up and caught me I told them what and why I was doing and how old I was they determined that there was no point arresting me due to my age. So they pushed me to the ground and put the boot in. When it was over I fucked off round the corner for 5 minutes then went back to get the logs.

Something similar happened to me when I was a kid - I picked a rock up from someone's front lawn while I was walking home - I was like 14, I was just being A.D.D. or something and then cops pull up and say "we saw that, that's like stealing a tree from someone's yard!". Whatever, it was a freaking pebble - it wasn't decorative and couldn't have even broke a single-pane window if I thew it.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Imagine the shit you get from a foot tall mohawk and combat boots. I think you got off rather lucky. I've had some cops try to pull some major bullshit on me before off of nothing more than how I look. I'm not being condesending but I really figured everyone on here knew that cops do that stuff on a daily basis.
oooo mohawk.:tt1:
My man has one but doesn't usually put it up.

[praxis1966]

Walked away telling us he would arrest us if we did that again under some law which made it illegal for 4 or more gang members to congregate in one area and we weren't even verified gang members. I don't even know if that is really a law or if he was just busting our balls but he was a prick

I'm a bit disappointed in Jimmy Higgins given what's currently a hot topic of debate in our area. There's an ongoing row over the expansion of the "gang injunction" in his city which has either a court order or municipal ordinance (I forget which but he probably knows) which disallows gang members to congregate in certain specified known crime areas... which almost always wind up being neighborhoods where there aren't a whole lotta white folks (institutionalized racism, wha?). So yeah, it very well could be law in your area. The thing is, though, you guys weren't flashing colors (wearing the same color T =/= necessarily flashing and he knew that) so chances are he just used the law as an excuse to go harass some kids he didn't like the looks of... That's one of many reasons people hate laws like that, because they wind up making criminals out of people who aren't.


What was even worse was one time being mistaken for some guys who had just robbed a place lol.

That's what they always say. :rolleyes: Don't ever believe that horseshit either.

[Octavian]

I don't even let the cops talk to me. If they approach me I say "Am I being arrested?" and I keep asking that till I get an answer. If I get a no then I walk away if I get a yes, I run.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I'm a bit disappointed in Jimmy Higgins given what's currently a hot topic of debate in our area. There's an ongoing row over the expansion of the "gang injunction" in his city which has either a court order or municipal ordinance (I forget which but he probably knows) which disallows gang members to congregate in certain specified known crime areas... which almost always wind up being neighborhoods where there aren't a whole lotta white folks (institutionalized racism, wha?). So yeah, it very well could be law in your area. The thing is, though, you guys weren't flashing colors (wearing the same color T =/= necessarily flashing and he knew that) so chances are he just used the law as an excuse to go harass some kids he didn't like the looks of... That's one of many reasons people hate laws like that, because they wind up making criminals out of people who aren't.
Wow that's pretty ridiculous. That's out in Oakland?



That's what they always say. :rolleyes: Don't ever believe that horseshit either.No I kind of believe this one. A friend and I were walking to Hollywood Video at like 11:30 at night(Trying to get there before they closed) all dressed in black. We were right around the corner from it when suddenly a bunch of cops come running around it spotting us and screaming "There they are, get down on the ground". Our natural responses were to run but I turned around and saw a cop draw what I thought was a gun so I just dropped and other cops just laid my friend out. We told them we didn't do anything and then some guy came up and told them we weren't the guys so they let us go :laugh:
That was a fun night.

[bcbm]

whitelightning cider

that stuff is great

[bcbm]

I don't even let the cops talk to me. If they approach me I say "Am I being arrested?" and I keep asking that till I get an answer. If I get a no then I walk away if I get a yes, I run.

you want to ask if you're being detained, actually i think

[Mindtoaster]

Then again I have white friends who were called "cracker" and white boy by a cop

Oh god, the irony

[praxis1966]

Wow that's pretty ridiculous. That's out in Oakland?

Said in my best Pharrell Williams voice, "Ahyessir!" As if the OPD weren't shitbags enough, shooting unarmed people who've done nothing wrong left, right, and center, now they wanna give them more power.


No I kind of believe this one. A friend and I were walking to Hollywood Video at like 11:30 at night(Trying to get there before they closed) all dressed in black...

Well there's your first mistake, lol. But seriously, while it may have actually been true in your example I'm pretty sure most of the time it's horse hockey. I got tailed by a cop for 3 miles once and he didn't even put his lights on until I'd pulled into my driveway. So then he proceeds to tell me that my car matches the description of one used in a robbery... He goes back to his car for about 15 minutes, gets out and does a plain-view search of my car, and walks back up the drive and is all, "Oh, never mind... We're looking for a sea-green Pontiac Sunfire 4-door." My car was a candy apple red two door Chevy Cavalier.:rolleyes:

Basically, he just wanted an excuse because I happened to be out past midnight and he was bored.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

It was a pretty stupid thing to do, especially considering my friend was carrying an illegal butterfly knife and two shurikans lol. If it wasn't night they probably would have seen him toss it XD. Have you ever been to Ripon? A small town just north of Modesto, the whole place is swarming with pigs that have nothing to do there because there is almost no crimes there. I got stopped while I was hiding behind a tree while playing hide and seek because he thought I was a runaway kid supposedly. "Hey why are you hiding behind this tree?" "I'm playing hide and seek." "Sure you are, I'm going to have to check and see if you're not a runaway." Comes back to tell me that if I don't want to be suspected of being a runaway kid I shouldn't dress in such shabby clothing outside. Fucking rich people. Ha this thread is bringing back all of these suppressed memories that I have, let's keep it going!

[Leftsolidarity]

It was a pretty stupid thing to do, especially considering my friend was carrying an illegal butterfly knife and two shurikans lol. If it wasn't night they probably would have seen him toss it XD.

When I got arrested last summer it was like 4 am and I had been shit faced drunk all weekend wandering around the city with my lead singer. We were sitting down enjoying our loot (cigarette butts we picked up off the ground) and all the sudden a cop pulls up and we're like "fuck....". I had a switchblade on me and I tried to dump it in the grass when I got up but he's like "I'm placing you under arrest for curfew and underage drinking. Now lets go see what you dropped in the grass." That was my "Holy fuck this is really fucking bad" moment. He picked it up and was flippin out that I had an illegal weapon and it's even worse when you look like some punk ass kid who'd mug someone. There was a lot of other shit that happened but they had me seen some office person who wanted to send me to juvie for the blade. Luckily I got out of it for some mistakes the police made and me constantly denying it even though they knew.


Moral of the story. Don't get caught with illegal weapons.

[ComradeGrant]

This thread should be changed to "interesting moments with police" Keep it going!

[A Revolutionary Tool]

My dad once beat the shit out of the cops one time, it was pretty badass. They were trying to escort him out of the casino because he was drinking too much. He obviously was but doesn't like cops so he wasn't having it. Busted a bottle over one of there faces like it was some Western movie and knocked another one on his ass with a kick to the chest before they tased him. It still amazes me what my dad can do physically when he's so shitfaced he could barely stand up. I've also seen a cop shoot a homeless man dead outside of my mom's work. He had a knife out so he shot the guy and got away with it but everybody in town was so hostile to him after that that he basically had to gtfo because he felt he was in danger. There was this giant stain that was on the ground from his blood for so long it was pretty gross.

[Manic Impressive]

Are cops trained to shoot to kill I could kind of understand it if it was a gun pointed at you but a knife? Surely if you had to shoot someone you would go for the leg or maybe the shoulder or arm or something.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I know right, but in a situation like that they are trained to kill and have every right to under the law. But it just seems like a total waste of money to buy pepper spray or tasers when you're not going to use it in situations like that. But that's why everybody got pissed at the cop they thought he went way overboard by going straight for the kill shot.

[Le Socialiste]

About three years ago, my ex-girlfriend and I were driving out in the country (we were coming back from a party) when this cop pulled out behind us and started following my car for about ten minutes. Finally, he turned his lights on (note that my ex was high as fuck and at this point on the verge of doing something really stupid - like attempting to run). Well, that's exactly what she decided to do so she split as soon as I pulled off the road. Turns out a 17-year old girl had been abducted earlier that evening, and as luck would have it the officer - seeing my girlfriend run off the moment I'd stopped - thought he'd caught the kidnapper. I spent the next three hours in the back of a cop car, until my girlfriend was found (turns out I wasn't the guy they were looking for :rolleyes:).

That has been my only run-in with a case of mistaken identity. Hopefully it stays that way...

[Le Socialiste]

It was a pretty stupid thing to do, especially considering my friend was carrying an illegal butterfly knife and two shurikans lol. If it wasn't night they probably would have seen him toss it XD. Have you ever been to Ripon? A small town just north of Modesto, the whole place is swarming with pigs that have nothing to do there because there is almost no crimes there. I got stopped while I was hiding behind a tree while playing hide and seek because he thought I was a runaway kid supposedly. "Hey why are you hiding behind this tree?" "I'm playing hide and seek." "Sure you are, I'm going to have to check and see if you're not a runaway." Comes back to tell me that if I don't want to be suspected of being a runaway kid I shouldn't dress in such shabby clothing outside. Fucking rich people. Ha this thread is bringing back all of these suppressed memories that I have, let's keep it going!


Amen to that!

I used to drive through Modesto all the time whenever I'd visit some friends of mine. It always seemed so dreary (still does, probably). The people there just always seemed like they were down and out - at least the one's I talked to. I've never heard of Ripon, but I know a bored cop is a dangerous one...

[bcbm]

i had a cop pull me over on suspicion of drunk driving when i was straightedge, that was funny. had a nice sleepover with 20 kids and a handful of cops another time, that was a blast. one of the cops bought my friend a shot later. what else? got detained and our vehicle was stolen by the cops and i ran back to the house and traded words with cops on the way. other than that i've tried to avoid the bastards. oh well i got pulled over for drunkenly running a red light on my bike but let's not talk about that

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Yeah Modesto is a pretty sad place, just like Stockton. The whole central valley seems to be going down the drains these days. But Ripon is just on the border of Stanislaus county and I wouldn't advise going there unless you can stand rich snobby people and the overwhelming police presence. As for your encounter...lolololololol epic fail.:laugh:

[Le Socialiste]

Yeah Modesto is a pretty sad place, just like Stockton. The whole central valley seems to be going down the drains these days. But Ripon is just on the border of Stanislaus county and I wouldn't advise going there unless you can stand rich snobby people and the overwhelming police presence. As for your encounter...lolololololol epic fail.:laugh:


:confused:

[Jimmie Higgins]

I'm a bit disappointed in Jimmy Higgins given what's currently a hot topic of debate in our area. There's an ongoing row over the expansion of the "gang injunction" in his city which has either a court order or municipal ordinance (I forget which but he probably knows) which disallows gang members to congregate in certain specified known crime areas... which almost always wind up being neighborhoods where there aren't a whole lotta white folks (institutionalized racism, wha?).

Sorry to disappoint:lol:

Not just the city, but my freaking neighborhood. They first tried it out in the white "hipster" neighborhood in North Oakland where they put an injunction on a dozen Asian kids who were supposedly part of a gang.

It was a "pilot" project and basically the Prosecuter has to go to a judge and ask for the injunction on specific individuals - they don't have to be convicted of jack shit beforehand and so it is much easier to place them on this list than to convict them for racketeering or conspiracy to commit crime or something. Also you aren't provided any defense and it's up to you, if they are attempting to place an injunction on you to hire a lawyer and find out when the ruling happens etc... basically they can go after low-income people without any sort of normal procedure or "rights". The gang injunction makes you not allowed to be out on the streets after a certain time, you can't be with other people named in the injunction and so on - it's like they just put you on probation without having to prove you did anything... I think it's the way California wants to decrease incarceration without getting rid of the ability of cops to harass people in low-income neighborhoods.

So the city allowed this first injunction and then they said the policy would be reviewed after 10 months or something. After that time passed, no one was arrested for violating the injunction and non of the people on the list committed any know crimes and so the judge ruled that "it worked". Sorta like how when people would question the "war on terror" repression and the government says, "well you weren't killed by a terrorist were you? So it works!"

Anyway, now they have put scores of people on a new gang injunction against members of a Nortenos gang in a few square miles of East Oakland. There was a lot of anger about this injunction and even people in my neighborhood who quit being in a gang years ago and got their tats removed and everything have been put in the injunction. The city council recently voted to allow this injunction and I went down to city hall that night and it was amazing how clearly class-lines were drawn. There were hundreds of people there - mostly young and minorities who all were against the injunction. There were maybe up to 20 supporters though and they all spoke in the public comment section and all but one of them was a business owner or a real estate developer... i.e. it's the gentrifiers who want these injunctions. Connected is that when a neighborhood is placed under an injunction, property values plummet... making it easier to buy up these places and develop it for the future. The chief of police spoke about the injunctions and said: "well this turn-out shows that there is a lot of worry and concern about these injunctions, so that's why we should put them in place and then come back and review them to see if they worked after a few years". What bullshit.

[Manic Impressive]

It sounds just like the restrictions that feudal Lords placed on serfs. It scares me how much bull shit people will just take.

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

I could write a book about the number of times I've been harassed or arrested by the police. If I wrote one about the run-ins friends and family have had I'd have to do multiple volumes. I wouldn't call any of the encounters "interesting" though.

[praxis1966]

Sorry to disappoint:lol:

Hehehe You didn't really. Since you've lived in the area a lot longer than I have, not to mention I've only lived in neighboring towns and not Oakland proper, I figured you'd know a lot more about it than I did... and I was right, lol. That was just my way of teasing info out of somebody who should've been more or less an expert on the topic since it's going on right in front of his face.


It sounds just like the restrictions that feudal Lords placed on serfs. It scares me how much bull shit people will just take.

It really is. But to their credit, the bulk of the citizens of Oakland haven't taken this lying down. The problem is that it's being done more or less as a cooperative effort between the courts, the DA's office, and the local law enforcement departments. Those people by and large are out of the reach of voters and city officials know this... which I imagine is why they've done things the way they have. It's all part of the ongoing mutual hand washing between the Oakland area petite bourgeoisie, developers, and the city officials they hire to be their goons via campaign contributions.

In the meantime, you have supposedly good-hearted Bay Area liberals destroying minority communities. I have an African-American friend who lives in a pretty gentrified area of West O... One of the white liberals who lives in his building literally told their mutual landlord that he "should've rented to people who work in the financial district [ie white, petite bourgeoisie mofos like himself]" instead of my friend. My friend, incidentally, has a master's degree and works in a professional job, but because they live in Oakland and my friend's black, it was just assumed that he was some kind of thug... (Uggh Just thinking about this makes me wanna vomit.) The end result of what JH is saying about property values going down and developers gobbling everything up is that once the neighborhood gets gentrified to a certain point, property values skyrocket. The working class minorities who manage to hang onto their houses are then driven out because they can't afford to pay their property taxes after that happens...

EDIT: To put a fine point on it, gentrification is a code word for legalized ethnic cleansing.


It was a pretty stupid thing to do, especially considering my friend was carrying an illegal butterfly knife and two shurikans lol.

I'll say. You guys are just as bad as this friend of mine who got hauled in by the jump out boys for carrying a bullwhip. :lol:


Have you ever been to Ripon?

Sorta kinda. I drove past it on my way to Sequoia last year. I think I may have stopped in a Modesto area BevMo to stock up on beer on my way. :lol:

[LegendZ]

Hoping over fences, "procuring" a bike, and hiding in someones yard to keep from being questioned about a friend. It's a lot easier running and jumping over things when you don't have on 20+ lbs of garbage you never use.:D

[Leonid Brozhnev]

I bought an air pistol a few years ago (2004) and decided to take it out with some friends and start shooting cans, tins, signposts, whatever I could to test it's accuracy. When we'd finished, I put it in my pocket and walked off to the shop with my friends. This shop was only around the corner and we hadn't been shooting long, but before I even got to the shop, a Police Van pulled up and honked it's horn... I turned around and saw the two Police guys inside motioning me over to the Van. I thought it was my Uncle, since he's a Police Officer and lives in the same town...

The Police pulled me and my friends to the side and gave me the 'We've had complaints' treatment. He asked me if I had anything I shouldn't have, like... a Gun? I said Yes, and handed it over. They took the gun and chewed my ear off about how they were on the verge of getting the 'Armed Units' to surround the area! :rolleyes:

I was summoned to court over it and got slapped with a £60 fine... a solicitor appeared on my behalf to plead guilty. This was my father's Solicitor and, ironically, his office was directly above the shop I'd bought the Gun in! :lol:

To further add to the Irony, the Police officers who'd taken my gun decided to give it back to me because my Uncle has some pull in the force. I was taken to the Police station, handed my gun back, and walked out with it in my fucking pocket like I had been arrested for.

Bunch of ****S! :laugh:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

:confused:

It's a really funny fail that she would bail not knowing you would be implicated for kidnapping. At least it would be funny if you didn't have to be in their custody for hours. I had a good laugh imagining it though.

[Aspiring Humanist]

One time when I was a kid I was riding my bike and I wasn't paying attention and I drove right through police tape (I think there was a robbery at the store or something) and fucked the tape up and a police car happened to pass right by me as I did it. He turned around and interrogated me like I was under the influence of something (even though I was like 11)

Thats when I realized police are an unnecessary aspect of society

[Leftsolidarity]

How many people have successfully out run the cops? (on foot)

I've done it so many times and the only reason I didn't when I got arrested was that I was so drunk I couldn't even walk. I don't see how those slow assholes get anyone.

[Manic Impressive]

yeah loads when I was a teenager we used to treat it like a game, I know some of you may find it hard to believe that a white teenager would ever get stopped by the police but it was almost a daily occurrence for me back then.

Oh and one time I was in Barcelona and got ripped off by this tourist shop keeper who sold me some fake tat so I went back and asked for my money back. He said I could choose something else that was the same price so I chose some souvenir shit but he tried charging me extra so I told him to fuck off and ran out the shop. As soon as I got out the shop 2 Barcelona cops were just literally at the doorway and gave chase. So picture a chubby ginger 13 year old running up a big hill on a hot Barcelona summers day clutching some poorly made crockery a figurine thing and a football :laugh:. I dropped the crockery and the crappy figurine first which smashed on the floor then I dropped the football and started dribbling it (that's the only thing I really wanted anyway) while still running from the cops. They started catching up so I booted the ball as far as I could. As I turned a corner and looked over my shoulder I swear I could see one of them pull their gun. I'm not used to cops having guns and I don't think I've ever run that fast in my life I was literally like the road runner. I hid in a video games arcade and I guess they gave up but yeah that was fucking hilarious. :lol:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

How many people have successfully out run the cops? (on foot)

I've done it so many times and the only reason I didn't when I got arrested was that I was so drunk I couldn't even walk. I don't see how those slow assholes get anyone.
Haha yeah there is nothing more exhilarating than running from the pigs. One time my friend and I threw rocks at a pigs car at night just so we could have some fun. My friends where I live now don't seem to like that kind of enjoyment though, it's been a while :crying:

[Leftsolidarity]

yeah loads when I was a teenager we used to treat it like a game, I know some of you may find it hard to believe that a white teenager would ever get stopped by the police but it was almost a daily occurrence for me back then.


Yeah, I'm still a kid but for the most part I stopped fucking with the police except for the occasionally "PIG BASTARD!" out a window.


As I turned a corner and looked over my shoulder I swear I could see one of them pull their gun. I'm not used to cops having guns and I don't think I've ever run that fast in my life I was literally like the road runner

Haha man I would shit my pants. I got cornered by this cop one time and I was just going to try to split somehow but he pulled a tazer gun on me (and I know he would use it cuz just a few days before my buddie got tazer for ditching school, yeah for ditching school haha) so I just threw my hands up and laid down. Not much you can do when ur cornered and someone's gonna shoot you with a tazer. Luckily no arrest though cuz I played my cards right. :lol:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I'll say. You guys are just as bad as this friend of mine who got hauled in by the jump out boys for carrying a bullwhip. :lol:WTF was he carrying one of those for lol? I grew up hanging around gangsters and nerds(Not something usually compatible, but I made it work). Both group of friends were extremely paranoid so whenever we'd go out after dark(or during the day, depending on what neighborhood we were going to) they always wanted to carry weapons. My friends who were nerds would always bring some funny shit out, like shurikans, ninja stars, sometimes even a freaking samurai sword in their backpack :lol:. Suffice to say that didn't lead to very good things for some of them.




Sorta kinda. I drove past it on my way to Sequoia last year. I think I may have stopped in a Modesto area BevMo to stock up on beer on my way. :lol:
There's a fucking BevMo in Modesto!

[praxis1966]

WTF was he carrying one of those for lol?

Because he was an idiot. I grew up in a shit town and there was like one indie coffee bar that had poetry readings and open mic nights... These used to happen on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so what my father used to refer to as the "Disaffected Youth Group" would meet down there every week. Eventually, the shitbag fascist that owned the coffee bar banned all of us from the joint... Didn't do much good because we then became the city's problem: Usually between 75-100 of us would gather in the public park across the street. So anyway, one Thursday night this genius decides to bring his new toy to the park. The cops used to love to harass us and it just so happened that night they decided to send a jump out squad down there... They busted him and two of my other friends for minor possession of alcohol and handed out tickets to all the skateboarders. Just a great use of taxpayer resources.


I grew up hanging around gangsters and nerds(Not something usually compatible, but I made it work). Both group of friends were extremely paranoid so whenever we'd go out after dark(or during the day, depending on what neighborhood we were going to) they always wanted to carry weapons. My friends who were nerds would always bring some funny shit out, like shurikans, ninja stars, sometimes even a freaking samurai sword in their backpack :lol:. Suffice to say that didn't lead to very good things for some of them.

You guys are just as full of brains as we were, huh?


There's a fucking BevMo in Modesto!

Yeah, I just Google mapped it. It's right off the 99 between Salida and Modesto. lol

[Chambered Word]

Haha yeah there is nothing more exhilarating than running from the pigs. One time my friend and I threw rocks at a pigs car at night just so we could have some fun. My friends where I live now don't seem to like that kind of enjoyment though, it's been a while :crying:

nice. :lol:

[Metacomet]

How many people have successfully out run the cops? (on foot)

I've done it so many times and the only reason I didn't when I got arrested was that I was so drunk I couldn't even walk. I don't see how those slow assholes get anyone.


There is a cop in my city that is so overweight that they have him on "beach patrol" in the summer.

He can't even get off his ATV. He literally can hardly walk.

[AnonymousOne]

Everyone watch and learn from Kermit on how to deal with the police:

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/kermit+fuck+the+police+the+title+explains+it+all_c 57b3f_1708098.jpg

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

How many people have successfully out run the cops? (on foot)

I've done it so many times and the only reason I didn't when I got arrested was that I was so drunk I couldn't even walk. I don't see how those slow assholes get anyone.
I was out running the cops since like 4th grade.