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Le Socialiste
15th July 2011, 23:50
Vampires, the devil's deceit and mental illness are among the hot topics for some 300 exorcists who flocked to Poland this week from as far away as Africa and India for a week-long congress.

Held at Poland's Roman Catholic Jasna Gora monastery, home to the venerated Black Madonna icon, this year's congress "examines the current fashion for vampirism in Europe and the world-over, schizophrenia and other mental disorders as well as the devil's deceit during exorcism," according to the monastery's radio station.
Also attending are "priests and lay people who work with exorcists or who are themselves practitioners in cases which do not involve possession but rather other forms of harassment by evil spirits," Polish exorcist, Father Andrzej Grefkowicz was quoted as saying.
Hailing from India, world-renowned exorcist Father Rufus Pereira as well as chief exorcist of the Archdiocese of Vienna Larry Hogan are among the participants, the radio reported. The unusual meeting is held once every two years.
The Jasna Gora monastery's venerated Black Madonna icon is believed by many Poles to work miracles.
Legend has it that it was painted by the apostle Saint Luke on a table top from the home of the Holy Family, according to the Jasna Gora website. Records suggest the icon arrived in Poland during the 14th century.
With around 90 percent of the population declaring themselves Roman Catholic, Poland remains one of Europe's most devout countries.

http://news.yahoo.com/exorcists-meet-poland-tackle-vampires-165222317.html

Vampirism, seriously? This is how they wish to spend their time, discussing vapirism? This is almost amusing...

Queercommie Girl
16th July 2011, 00:22
Makes good background material for a new horror/fantasy movie...

hatzel
16th July 2011, 00:59
Basically what you've got to remember is that if they didn't have a decent strategy, vampires would take over the world and eat a load of babies and stuff (or whatever it is vampires like doing), so just be thankful that this meeting is taking place :)

Comrade Crow
16th July 2011, 01:00
Wtf, vampires are a seriously problem in the world today, people need to wake up, thank Allah (swt) for this congress.

Rafiq
23rd July 2011, 05:21
Unfortunately for me, I am actually a Vampire. No joke, too. I don't have the ability to leave my home (cave) when any form of sunlight is out, as I spend my days during the night. Also, I lure people into my cave and drink red water

ÑóẊîöʼn
24th July 2011, 17:34
A meeting of fraudsters discussing how best to con their marks. Or a bunch of delusional fantasists. It all depends on whether they actually believe the crap they're pushing.

Libertador
24th July 2011, 17:55
They're not vampires! They're just Twilight fans!

Susurrus
24th July 2011, 18:02
They're not vampires! They're just Twilight fans!

Same treatment for both; stake in the heart, chop off the head, burn the body and scatter the ashes at a crossroads.

ComradeMan
24th July 2011, 21:40
They're not vampires! They're just Twilight fans!

At least it's not a Star Trek convention..... :laugh: Sorry Hindsight.... only joking.

Black Sheep
27th July 2011, 08:23
Where was the meeting? i need the coordinates to arm the nuke.

i wanna be ready for their next gathering

ÑóẊîöʼn
27th July 2011, 11:31
At least it's not a Star Trek convention..... :laugh: Sorry Hindsight.... only joking.

Star Trek fans will always be better than priests... at least they know their stories are make-believe.

Lord Testicles
27th July 2011, 11:55
Star Trek fans will always be better than priests... at least they know their stories are make-believe.

I'm willing to bet they've raped less children than the catholic clergy too.

ComradeMan
27th July 2011, 12:01
...

Abuse in the Church is a vile and cowardly thing and no one would defend the way it seems to have been covered up, however I found this...

Section 5.2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trekkie

:confused:

ÑóẊîöʼn
27th July 2011, 12:06
Abuse in the Church is a vile and cowardly thing and no one would defend the way it seems to have been covered up, however I found this...

Section 5.2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trekkie

:confused:

Your point being?

Lord Testicles
27th July 2011, 12:07
Abuse in the Church is a vile and cowardly thing and no one would defend the way it seems to have been covered up, however I found this...

Section 5.2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trekkie

:confused:

I'd say there is a big difference between looking at naked kids and sticking your dick in them.

ComradeMan
27th July 2011, 12:08
Your point being?

No point, just though it was a rather bizarre fact to find on wikipedia.

Morgenstern
1st August 2011, 17:36
Some people have been playing too much "The Witcher" (it's a Polish made RPG).