I set animals on fire

[ComradeGrant]

The little marshmallow ones, you know the peeps? Funnier than hell to burn.

[Agent Ducky]

I wanna try that.

I have a friend who puts peeps in the microwave right next to each other to see which one engulfs the other one. He calls it "peep wars" XD
Because fire is fun. And so are microwaves.